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| Goats comic strip from March / 05 / 2008: the office (35) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Plant(s): / Chair: / Fish: This is excruciatingly painful, but even worse, it is boring. I wish I was trapped under here with a PlayStation. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Plant(s): / Fish: And Miley Cyrus. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Desk:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080305.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 06 / 2008: the office (36) | [[Xibalba]] / Rock: / Man: / Scroggs: We're going back to the office. / IXCATZIN: No we are not, Scroggs. Big boss just gave us the afternoon off to do anything! / / [[Xibalba]] / Drink: / Food: / IXCATZIN: / Scroggs: And what do you have to do that would be better than an epic LAN party in a completely... http://www.goats.com/archive/080306.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 13 / 2008: the office (40) | [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Computer: / Drink: / Trash Can: / Chair: / Scroggs: Okay, here's the deal. If I win this deathmatch, you give up all claims to belief in gods, the supernatural, and anything else that can't be proven using scientific methodology. / / [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Computer: / Chair:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080313.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 17 / 2008: the office (41) | [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Sack: / Sword: / Animal(s): / Scroggs: Ah, the Painfields of Plexus Nine. I know this map like the palm of my hand. Intimately. / / [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Sack: / Sword: / Scroggs: You're scrap metal, Ix! You're a twenty-three year old Menudo member. I have a giant sword!... http://www.goats.com/archive/080317.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 18 / 2008: the office (42) | [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Gun: / SFX: / Scroggs: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/080318.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 19 / 2008: the office (43) | [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Gun: / Fish: HELP! / Scroggs: What? / / [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Gun: / Instrument: / Scroggs: / IXCATZIN: HooAH! / / [[Video Game (World of Hurt)]] / Gun: / IXCATZIN: Scroggs, you know what happen now? Huh? / Scroggs: You're going to gloat and talk... http://www.goats.com/archive/080319.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 20 / 2008: the office (44) | [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Computer: / Chair: / Scroggs: That last frag was unfair! I was responding to a damsel's cry of distress. / IXCATZIN: Only damsel going to be crying out is your techie corn lady friend. / / [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Chair: / Scroggs: do you seriously think I would expose you... http://www.goats.com/archive/080320.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 24 / 2008: the office (45) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / IXCATZIN: This is damsel? / Fish: I'm not a damsel! / Scroggs: Do you know what a damsel is? / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Fish: It's a kind of lady, right? / Scroggs: Yeah, but what specifically is it about the lady that makes her a damsel? / / [[Xibalba]] / File... http://www.goats.com/archive/080324.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 25 / 2008: the office (46) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Chair: / Plant(s): / IXCATZIN: What was Fish doing under file cabinet? Does not seem like comfortable place to nap. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Chair: / Plant(s): / Scroggs: / IXCATZIN: / Fish: Naps are for cowards! I was trying to kill myself.... http://www.goats.com/archive/080325.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 26 / 2008: the office (47) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Drink: / Glass: / Refrigerator: / Plant(s): / IXCATZIN: Ix think souvenir pint glass will suit fish purposes better than being smooshed into can. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Drink: / Glass: / Refrigerator: / Plant(s): / Fish: Thanks! What's a fish porpoise? / IXCATZIN: Fish purpose. / Scroggs:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080326.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 27 / 2008: the office (48) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Glass: / Drink: / Phone: / Bottle: / Fish: / IXCATZIN: Ix think FIsh lost all marbles plus monogrammed denim marble pouch with rhinestones. / Scroggs: What do we do? / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / IXCATZIN: We tell boss, let him deal with it. / Scroggs: No way, man. We'll be implicated. / / [[Xibalba... http://www.goats.com/archive/080327.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 31 / 2008: the office (49) | [[Xibalba (Domain of Mayonnaise, Temple of Grak-Hool)]] / Gukumatz: / Hurakan: / Camazotz: / Lipitor: Tremble before the might of Lipitor, guardian demon of the Temple of Grak-Hool, Domain of Mayonnaise! / Jon: I knew there was something evil about mayo. / / [[Xibalba... http://www.goats.com/archive/080331.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 01 / 2008: the office (50) | [[Xibalba (Outside Pub)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Gum: / Camazotz: / Jon: This gum is terrible. / Gukumatz: Yeah, the mayonnaise flavor runs out after thirty seconds tops. / Hurakan: So you prefer a long, sustained mayo note? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Camazotz: It's empty. Where's your supersalesman? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub... http://www.goats.com/archive/080401.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 02 / 2008: the office (51) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Jon: Alfred, what's wrong? / Alfred: Meester Jon, why have you brought zese creatures here? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Alfred: Ze axis pub, she ees a holy place. Not for murderous undertippers like zese. / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Alfred: / Camazotz: How provicial. / Gukumatz:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080402.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 03 / 2008: the office (52) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Jon: How much do you like the multiverse, Alfred. / Alfred: I like eet just fine! Eet has some wonderful restaurants. / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Bag: / Jon: Well you may want to ask for a doggy bag because it's all going belly-up in a few short years. / Alfred: Ze very last call.... http://www.goats.com/archive/080403.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 07 / 2008: the office (53) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Booth: / Table: / Alfred: I would like to help but ze demons, zey bring out ze insane axe murderer in me. I am normally ze laid-back guy. Ze slow-snapping of fingers to ze smooth jazz beat, you know? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Gukumatz: / Jon: Those demons are responsible for... http://www.goats.com/archive/080407.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 08 / 2008: the office (54) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Poster: / Alfred: Zees ees all very unorthodox. I already ahve ze bartending job! / Jon: Nothing about that changes! You can do this while you work. / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Poster: / Alfred: I am already working while I work. / Jon: Think of it as a hobby. Now get out of here!... http://www.goats.com/archive/080408.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 09 / 2008: the office (55) | [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Taps: / Chair: / Stephanie: / Jerrell: / Alfred: Zees level, she has gone stagnant! / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Taps: / Jerrell: / Alfred: Every level of existence needs ze tender loving care. Ze stimulating, effervescent infusion of fresh business plans and steamy personal drama zat... http://www.goats.com/archive/080409.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 10 / 2008: the office (56) | [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Window: / Man: / Alfred: Zomewhere out zere in Manhattan Three ees a very sleepy John Wells whom I must find. / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Alfred: But I am just ze hologram here! Zat ees all fine and good for mixing cocktails but eet ees crap for travelling. I need ze helper. / / [[Pub... http://www.goats.com/archive/080410.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 14 / 2008: the office (57) | [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Alfred: / Man: / Man: / Jerrell: what the hell is going on here? Who the fuck are you? / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Stephanie: / Man: / Woman: / Alfred: Calm yourself! Everything ees okay, sir! / Jerrell: Everything is clearly not okay. / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Man: / Jerrell:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080414.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 16 / 2008: the office (59) | [[Stub Pub, The]] / Taps: / Chair: / Jerrell: I need to speak with these monks that you... um... speak of.
/ They hang out at Chili's? / / [[Stub Pub, The]] / Alfred: Chili's twelve. Eet eez ze parallel level of existence located hubward of ze fractal bistro zones.
/ Eef you are giving me ze assistance perhaps... http://www.goats.com/archive/080416.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 17 / 2008: the office (60) | [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / Mustache: / Glass: / Jerrell: / Alfred: I do not know of zees bleeding moustache of which you speak. But I do know this: When life gives you ze moustache, you make ze moustacheade. / Correction: I do not know of zees bleeding mustache of which you speak. But I do know this: When life... http://www.goats.com/archive/080417.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 21 / 2008: the office (61) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / IXCATZIN: Ix cannot make head or tail of comic. Psychic goats? exploding chickens? Perhaps best left in file cabinet. / Scroggs: I think I recognize this. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / Post-It Note: / Scroggs: It looks a lot like that Dimension Shift... http://www.goats.com/archive/080421.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 22 / 2008: the office (62) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / File Cabinet: / Bottle: / Mirror: / Script(s): / Post-It Note: / IXCATZIN: / Scroggs: One Death? / One Death: We're on the monkey plane, you've got to send someone to extract us. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / Post-It Note: / Scroggs: / IXCATZIN: / One Death: We think the other... http://www.goats.com/archive/080422.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 23 / 2008: the office (63) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Plant(s): / Chair: / File Cabinet: / Bottle: / Scroggs: What did we just do? If One Death ever makes it back here we're toast. Downsized. Transferred to the branch in Pink Slip City! / IXCATZIN: And Ix was only twelve thousand years from retirement. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's... http://www.goats.com/archive/080423.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 24 / 2008: the office (64) | [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / iPhone: / Sound Effect: / Explosion: / One Death: / Seven Death: / Stan: Superb / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / iPhone: / Sound Effect: / Drink: / Bottle: / Glass: / Fish: / Stan: Heh. / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / iPhone: / Sound Effect: / Jon: / Camazotz: / Gukumatz: / Stan: Perfect! / / [[Pub (Axis, Peculier)]] / iPhone:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080424.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 28 / 2008: lost (1) | [[New Grasslandia]] / Plant(s): / Phillip: / Doughboy(s): / < http://www.goats.com/archive/080428.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 30 / 2008: lost (3) | [[New Grasslandia]] / Basket: / Plant(s): / Gus: / Phillip: / Doughboy(s): / / [[New Grasslandia]] / Basket: / Plant(s): / Doughboy(s): / Gus: You want a few? / Phillip: No thanks. / / [[New Grasslandia]] / Basket: / Plant(s): / Doughboy(s): / Gus: Steve thinks he can make a dipping sauce from fescue and sweat, maybe! / Phillip:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080430.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 01 / 2008: lost (4) | [[New Grasslandia]] / Tree: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Gus: Maybe you can sneak up behind her. Take her by surprise. / / [[New Grasslandia]] / Phillip: Why would I do that? / Gus: Dunno. It always works in the movies. / / [[New Grasslandia]] / Steve: Don't you guys know anything about women? You have to appeal... http://www.goats.com/archive/080501.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 05 / 2008: lost (5) | [[New Grasslandia]] / Doughboy(s): / Gus: Maybe we shouldn't be eating these. / Steve: Maybe Doughboys have a soul. / / [[New Grasslandia]] / Doughboy(s): / Gus: How could you tell? / Steve: You weigh 'em, burn 'em up and then weigh the ashes. The difference in weight is where the soul was. / Gus:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080505.html |
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