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| Goats comic strip from October / 30 / 2007: showcase showdown (47) | [[Xibalba (Programming Room)]] / Sword: / Computer: / Computer: / Cigarette: / Glock: / IXCATZIN: And this is programming room. Once a week we order in Skullburger and watch Battlestar Galactica. At night. You should come! / Mayan: Is Galactica on this year? / Mayan: Only in years that are prime or divisible by... http://www.goats.com/archive/071030.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 31 / 2007: showcase showdown (48) | [[Cloning Lab]] / Cigarette: / Sword: / Door: / Glock: Why am I not surprised to see you Topekan fascists making babies with Satan? / / [[Cloning Lab]] / Cloning Vats: / Window: / Seven Death: / One Death: I'm not Satan. / One Death: I worked with him once, but that was a long time ago. / One Death: Wait a second, you're... http://www.goats.com/archive/071031.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 05 / 2007: showcase showdown (50) | [[Xibalba (Cloning Labs)]] / Cloning Vats: / Pacifier: / Prak: / One Death: Sorry to cut this short, Wheatina, but I have a four o'clock with another client. / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: We've taken enough of your time. / Weetabix Bloomers: Thank ye so much for this chicken nugget of joy! / / [[Xibalba (Cloning Labs)]] / Pacifier:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071105.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 06 / 2007: showcase showdown (51) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Typewriter: / paper: / Collar(s): / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Phillip: I think I found the command prompt! / Gus: I can't believe you gave them the typewriter. / Steve: If you have a better idea I'd like to hear it. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s):... http://www.goats.com/archive/071106.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 07 / 2007: showcase showdown (52) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / paper: / Collar(s): / Gus: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: So how do we stop Toothgnip from settin' everything alight with the demon flame? / Phillip: Simple! We make everything flame retardant. Heh heh. Retardant. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s):... http://www.goats.com/archive/071107.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 08 / 2007: showcase showdown (53) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s): / Tarfon: / Gus: Jon Translocated the robot to us. He must be reading along in the rough draft. / Phillip: There's a rough draft of our lives? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s): / Tarfon: / Napkin Dispenser: / Salt and Pepper Shakers: / Steve:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071108.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 12 / 2007: showcase showdown (54) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Typewriter: / paper: / Tarfon: / Collar(s): / Text: AFTER THREE HOURS OF INTENSE AND FURIOUS COSMIC HACKING_ / Phillip: I think we're done! This robot is ready to rumble with anyone fool enough to try and burn through the multiversal interstice. / Steve: It's not very... http://www.goats.com/archive/071112.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 13 / 2007: showcase showdown (55) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Typewriter: / paper: / Tarfon: / Phillip: I can't believe I didn't see this earlier. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: You've had a vision? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Typewriter: / paper: / Phillip: No, my hangover finally went away and I can think straight.... http://www.goats.com/archive/071113.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 14 / 2007: showcase showdown (56) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Firewall: / Phillip: This is awkward. I've never met a firewall in person before. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Phillip: / Firewall: You have a choice of input modes. I respond to voice commands, telepathic transfer protocol or direct tactile stimulation... http://www.goats.com/archive/071114.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 15 / 2007: showcase showdown (57) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s): / Firewall: / Gus: I can't remember anything about pineapples. I think I may ahve loved pineapples! / Steve: Most of my porn memories have been replaced with Chick tracts. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Firewall:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071115.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 27 / 2007: showcase showdown (64) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Watch: / Chipmunk(s): / SFX: / SFX: / Spacecraft: / Blood: / Blood: / Sauce: / Purse: / Seven Death: / Demon: / Judy: / Bob: / Fineas: / Toothgnip: / Oliver: / Infinite Monkey(s): / One Death: Everything seems to be going according to schedule. Excellent! / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / SFX:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071127.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 28 / 2007: showcase showdown (65) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Collar(s): / Trash Can: / Table: / Typewriter: / paper: / Phillip: / Gus: Lovely. You've made your giant flaming potato man, now hand over the typewriter. / Steve: Yeah! We need to get back to writing you and your friends out of existence. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension... http://www.goats.com/archive/071128.html |
| Goats comic strip from November / 29 / 2007: showcase showdown (66) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Phillip: This entire conversation is moot if we don't find a way out of here before Neil blasts his way through the floor. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Outside Starbucks)]] / Raygun: / Pit: / Neil: The is so boring. I'd rather watch Ben Stein fellate... http://www.goats.com/archive/071129.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 03 / 2007: showcase showdown (67) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Outside Starbucks)]] / Farmhand Bean: / Farmhand Brock: So let me get this straight. God is dead, and there's a corporate coffee chain retail location at the center of all creation. This explains everything. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Outside Starbucks)]] / Carl: / Roger: / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/071203.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 04 / 2007: showcase showdown (68) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Outside Starbucks)]] / Pit: / Bag: / Grenade(s): / Farmhand Brock: / Carl: He's got a fusion grenade! / Roger: Run! / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Outside Starbucks)]] / Farmhand Bean: No! I cannae leave mah daughter behind. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (Starbucks)]] / Trash Can: / Farmella... http://www.goats.com/archive/071204.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 05 / 2007: showcase showdown (69) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Spacecraft: / Chipmunk(s): / SFX: / Oliver: / Toothgnip: This is why nobody likes chipmunks, guys. This sort of behavior is why you get such a bad rap. Hey! Stop biting that! I need that bit. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Spacecraft: / SFX: / Oliver: Agh. I feel like I spent... http://www.goats.com/archive/071205.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 06 / 2007: showcase showdown (70) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Collar(s): / Oliver: You're following me! / Diablo: Is it wrong for a father to check up on his son from time to time? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Oliver: You're not my father! My father had his head torn off by a laser beam. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Collar(s): / Oliver:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071206.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 10 / 2007: showcase showdown (71) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Woody Allen: They're eating my sandwich right now, I'm sure of it. People are always taking advantage of my good nature. Even my mother used to steal my lunch money. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Woody Allen: One time Katie Couric crossed a busy street to hock a loogie... http://www.goats.com/archive/071210.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 11 / 2007: showcase showdown (72) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Demon: / Woody Allen: / Demon: GRAAACH! / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Demon: / Woody Allen: Ow! Be careful, please! I die very easily. / < http://www.goats.com/archive/071211.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 12 / 2007: showcase showdown (73) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Demon: / Demon: / One Death: You're a hard man to get a hold of, Mr. Allen! / Woody Allen: One Death! How did you get h-here? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / One Death: It wasn't easy! This level is remarkably secure. I'm sorry for the intrusion but you seem... http://www.goats.com/archive/071212.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 13 / 2007: showcase showdown (74) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Demon: / Demon: / Woody Allen: No! You can't... I'm not ready! I need more time. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Spacecraft: / Explosion: / Woody Allen: / One Death: / Seven Death: / Demon: / Demon: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/071213.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 18 / 2007: showcase showdown (75) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Debris: / Laser Beam(s): / Fire: / Skull(s): / Smoke: / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / Spacecraft: / Robot Parts: / Fire: / Blood: / Smoke: / Oliver: / Diablo: / / [[Xibalba (Outside Office)]] / Script(s): / Fire: / Post-It Note: / Jon: Man, that's a downer ending. / Fish: It's a good thing... http://www.goats.com/archive/071218.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 19 / 2007: showcase showdown (76) | [[Xibalba (Outside Office)]] / Script(s): / Jon: All of our friends are dead. / Fish: Maybe their just asleep. Asleep and in little pieces. / / [[Xibalba (Outside Office)]] / Jon: You know what? I don't care. / Fish: Maybe they were magically whisked away by Pegasuses in the nick of time! That's plausible! / / [[Xibalba... http://www.goats.com/archive/071219.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 20 / 2007: showcase showdown (77) | [[Xibalba (Outside Office)]] / Computer: / Fish: / Jon: Turtle, can you beam in some quarters from the space change dimension or somewhere? / / [[Xibalba (Outside Office)]] / Computer: / Jon: / Voice: 404 MULTIVERSE NOT FOUND, MAH-DUDE AHMADINEJAD. I CAN'T GET ACCESS TO ANY OTHER LEVELS. / / [[Xibalba (office)]] / Jon:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071220.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 24 / 2007: showcase showdown (78) | [[Xibalba (office)]] / Phone: / Gladys: / Jon: You've been expecting me? / / [[Xibalba (office)]] / Chart: / One Death: / Seven Death: / Stan: / Jon: / Henry Kissinger: / Demon: / Demon: / Gladys: / Gladys: Of course! You're our most senior employee. At least, you are since I lost contact with One Death. / Text: EMPLOYEE... http://www.goats.com/archive/071224.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 25 / 2007: showcase showdown (79) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Toy: / Plant(s): / Desk: / Chair: / Script(s): / Mug: / Pencil: / pen: / Post-It Note: / Sign: / Phone: / Nameplate: / Basket: Merry Christmas! / Jon: Wow. This office has a nice view. / Fish: I can feel the evil everywhere. It's in the walls. It's in the gift basket. http://www.goats.com/archive/071225.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 26 / 2007: showcase showdown (80) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Chair: / Jon: This is Corinthian, I think. Real leather! / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Toy: / Desk: / Jon: Oh my. / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Refrigerator: / Drink: / Jon: Minifridge. Filled with energy drinks! / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Basket: / Painting: / Refrigerator: / Drink:... http://www.goats.com/archive/071226.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 27 / 2007: showcase showdown (81) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / Post-It Note: / Fish: / Jon: One Death? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension (via script page artwork)]] / Fire: / Jon: / One Death: Jon! Great to see you, I want you to know we're all very happy with the job you did. / Seven Death: Really fantastic. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension... http://www.goats.com/archive/071227.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 31 / 2007: showcase showdown (82) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / Desk: / Refrigerator: / Basket: / Post-It Note: / Jon: / Fish: / Voice: Jon, are you still there? We're not getting any audio on our end. Hello? / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Script(s): / Chair: / File Cabinet: / Bottle: / Post-It Note: / Plant(s): / Jon: / Voice: Jon, I completely... http://www.goats.com/archive/071231.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 01 / 2008: showcase showdown (83) | [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Desk: / Basket: / Fish: Jon, what did you just do? / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Desk: / Basket: / Bottle: / Glass: / Fish: / Jon: / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Chair: / Drink: / Jon: / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Chair: / Drink: / Desk: / Toy: / Phone: / Jon: / / [[Xibalba (Jon's Office)]] / Chair:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080101.html |
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