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| Goats comic strip from June / 15 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (5) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t (Map of Spain)]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Drink: / Toy: / Food: / Text: EVERYONE LOVES SPANIARDS / megaGAMER I: I HAVE GROWN WEARY OF THE ANTISPANIARDISM THAT IS SO PREVALENT IN TODAY'S POPULAR CULTURE / megaGAMER II: THE IBERIAN PENINSULA WOULD BE DELIGHTFUL IF NOT FOR ALL THE SPANIARDS / / [[megaGAMERZ... http://www.goats.com/archive/070615.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 18 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (1) | [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmhand Bean: He's Hypnomesmerated Farmella. You keep yer hooves off mah daughter, evil beastie! / Phillip: Seriously, Toothgnip, leave her be. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Toothgnip: Don't worry, fellas, this won't take long. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Door: / Bed:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070618.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 19 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (2) | [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Bag: / Lamp: / Bed: / Picture: / Disco Ball: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I can't wait to have sex! Also, I love your lava lamp! / Toothgnip: It was a gift from Parker Posey. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Bed: / Toothgnip: So you can travel between worlds, right? / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070619.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 20 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (3) | [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Candle: / Picture: / Bed: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: So are we gonna churn some butter? or are we gonna travel to distant and exotic levels of existence to crush your enemies? / Toothgnip: Today is turning out much better than I had anticipated. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Toothgnip: I... http://www.goats.com/archive/070620.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 21 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (4) | [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Toothgnip: Neil! / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmhand Bean: / Neil: Yessir! / Toothgnip: Spin up the sublight drive, we're getting off this snowball. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmhand Brock: / Phillip: / Neil: But... we're down to auxiliary power. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Toothgnip:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070621.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 25 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (5) | [[Spaceship (Sublight Engine Room)]] / Spacecraft Engine: / Bob: Neil, you gotta get me down from here. / Neil: I can't do that. / / [[Spaceship (Sublight Engine Room)]] / Spacecraft Engine: / Bob: I miss my legs, Neil. And my genitals! I was very fond of them. / / [[Spaceship (Sublight Engine Room)]] / Neil: The boss... http://www.goats.com/archive/070625.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 26 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (6) | [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Control panel: / Farmhand Brock: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Phillip: / Farmhand Bean: / Toothgnip: Buckle up, kids. It's going to be a bumpy ride. Neil, take us up. / Neil: Full power from the engines please. / / [[Spaceship (Sublight Engine Room)]] / Spacecraft Engine: / Bob: Ngh.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070626.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 27 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (7) | [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Control panel: / Chair: / Neil: I'm scanning for pub-like structures but all this snow and ice is blocking potential heat signatures. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Try looking for a high emission spike of Spears-Hilton particles in the three gigahertz band. / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Chair:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070627.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 28 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (8) | [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Neil: Sixty seconds to impact. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: What are you doing?! / Toothgnip: I'm getting the spaceship inside the pub. That's what you said we should do, right? / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: If I don't time the knack exactly right we'll be... http://www.goats.com/archive/070628.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 02 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (9) | [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / SFX: / Neil: YEEEEEEEHAAAA / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / SFX: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Ommmmmmmmmmmm / / [[Spaceship (Sublight Engine Room)]] / Bob: AUUUGHHHH / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / SFX: / Toothgnip: Heh Heh Heh / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / SFX: / Phillip: Shit Shit / Farmhand Bean: Shit Shit / / [[Spaceship... http://www.goats.com/archive/070702.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 04 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (11) | [[Nerdworld]] / Oliver: This is Nerdworld, right? / Carl: Right. / Oliver: So why is this nerd talking to me? / / [[Nerdworld]] / Nerd(s): / Nerd King: I'm the Nerd King. I'm the king of all these nerds. / Nerd: Nice / Nerd King: We all took a vote and we want you to leave. / Nerd: KTHXBYE / / [[Nerdworld]] / Oliver: Wait,... http://www.goats.com/archive/070704.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 05 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (12) | [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Neil: / Phillip: Did we really need to blow up two pubs? / Toothgnip: Yes. / Phillip: All that innocent beer. / / [[Nerdworld (looking into spaceship)]] / Window: / Farmhand Bean: / Farmhand Brock: / Phillip: Do we even know where we are? / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: There wasn't enough time... http://www.goats.com/archive/070705.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 09 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (13) | [[Nerdworld]] / Spacecraft: / Oliver: Roger! Carl! There are some things that require punching over here! / Nerd: Out bar got blown up via spaceship! / Nerd: By the hammer of Thor! / Nerd King: Nerds, no one's more upset by this than I am. That was the only bar with WiFi in walking distance from my apartment. / / [[Nerdworld]] / Oliver:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070709.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 10 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (14) | [[Nerdworld (looking into spaceship)]] / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Window: / Phillip: You don't look like you're still enhypnorated. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: The knackening must have knocked Toothgnip out of my noggin! / / [[Spaceship (Bridge)]] / Watch: / Toothgnip: You can get your sloppy seconds later, Phillip.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070710.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 11 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (15) | [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Stick: / Box: / Bottle: / Vat: / Bob: / Phillip: Toothgnip, I think we need to chat. / Toothgnip: This isn't an intervention, is it? Can we reschedule for next week? Next week is better for me. / / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Stick: / Phillip: This is more than just some poor fashion choices for you.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070711.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 16 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (17) | [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Spacecraft: / Nerd(s): / Carl: You come out of there right now and let us beat you up or you'll be very sorry! / Roger: Tt's not working. / / [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Spacecraft: / Nerd(s): / Carl: Well maybe it would if you came over here and helped instead of sulking. / Roger:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070716.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 17 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (18) | [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / [[Nerdworld]] / Button: / Toothgnip: Are you sure you're ready? You were dead ten minutes ago. / Bob: Oh yeah. Let me at 'em. / < http://www.goats.com/archive/070717.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 19 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (20) | [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Spacecraft: / Blood: / Roger: Carl, what the hell happened to you? / Carl: I ran the fuck away from that things, that's what happened. / / [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Oliver: I thought I told you two to aggrieve my enemies! / / [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Oliver: / Roger:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070719.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 23 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (21) | [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Oliver: This is my Nerdworld, Bob. Mine. You guys go find your own nerds to boss around. / / [[Nerdworld (outside Spaceship)]] / Drink: / Spacecraft: / Straw: / Nerd(s): / Bob: Why you gotta be like that, Oliver? Now I have to eat your face. / Toothgnip: There will be no eating... http://www.goats.com/archive/070723.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 02 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (28) | [[Nerdworld]] / Spacecraft: / Panties: / Blood: / Toothgnip: And we're moving, people. Listen up! Neil, start the engines. / Neil: But there's no way to leave! The axis pub was decimated when we arrived. / / [[Nerdworld]] / Spacecraft: / Panties: / Toothgnip: We're not leaving the way we came. Bob, you head down into... http://www.goats.com/archive/070802.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 06 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (29) | [[Nerdworld]] / Spoon: / Bag: / Farmhand Brock: That Toothgnip guy is a level ten crotch-puncher. / / [[Nerdworld]] / Spoon: / Bag: / Farmhand Brock: I have to admit, I was naive to think that Michael Hutchence dying from autoerotic asphyxiation was the worst thing that could ever happen to me. But now I am wise... http://www.goats.com/archive/070806.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 07 / 2007: burn this, part 2 (30) | [[Nerdworld]] / Spacecraft: / Tarfon: / Panties: / Phillip: We found the robot! / Bob: It was hiding in plain sight in a display at the Nerdsonian Museum of Awesome SciFi Robots. / Neil: The engines are up and running. / Toothgnip: Nice. Just one more thing to be done, then. / / [[Nerdworld]] / Tarfon: / Matches: / Toothgnip:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070807.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 13 / 2007: showcase showdown (2) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels, surface)]] / Computer: / Book: / Trash Can: / Cigarette: / Diablo: / Fish: / Jon: We can't just do nothing. Toothgnip wants to burn down the multiverse. / Fineas: Let me simplify things for the neuronally impaired amongst us. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels, surface)]] / Trash... http://www.goats.com/archive/070813.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 14 / 2007: showcase showdown (3) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (surface)]] / Computer: / Trash Can: / Diablo: / Fineas: So what do you have in mind? / Jon: Toothgnip was able to see us. / Jon: Turtle, is there any way to hide our location from remote viewers? / Voice Synthesizer: Personal ports now cloaked. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (surface)]] / Computer: / Voice Synthesizer:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070814.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 20 / 2007: showcase showdown (6) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / Blood: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Farmhand Bean: Ah crap. 'Tis the end times all over again. / Carl: What are you babbling about, old man? / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / Blood: / Carl: / Infinite Monkey(s): / Farmhand Bean: The... http://www.goats.com/archive/070820.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 21 / 2007: showcase showdown (7) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Book: / Diablo: / Fineas: If we can't see what Toothgnip is up to, who can? / Jon: Semi, import those two blue monkeys from the comics convention. / Semigod: Yessir! Monkey translocation routines are go! / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Chair: / pen: / Newspaper: / SFX: / Steve:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070821.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 22 / 2007: showcase showdown (8) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / Infinite Monkey: / Blood: / Infinite Monkey(s): / Toothgnip: / Oliver: / Farmhand Brock: / Bob: It's supposed to be a weiner dog. / Neil: Let's get you some balloons to practices with. / / [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / Farmhand Bean: / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/070822.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 23 / 2007: showcase showdown (9) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Book: / Diablo: / Jon: What happens in volume two? How much of it have you written already? / Steve: Sorry, no spoilers! / Gus: We're under contract not to reveal anything from upcoming releases. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Book: / Fish: / Jon: Yes, I see you're publishing... http://www.goats.com/archive/070823.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 27 / 2007: showcase showdown (10) | [[Infinite Monkey Dimension]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Farmhand Brock: / Carl: So why can't we leave? / Phillip: Back before you guys kidnapped me, I was working with the Topekan programmers, remember? / Farmhand Bean: Aye, they be Yakmeat the Brooklynite and Cornhusk the corn... http://www.goats.com/archive/070827.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 28 / 2007: showcase showdown (11) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Book: / Jon: Give me whatever pages of volume two you have ready. / Steve: I haven't written anything yet. There's nothing to see. / Gus: You don't have to show him anything. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Semi, import a copy of the scripts for volume two. / / [[Universe... http://www.goats.com/archive/070828.html |
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