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| Goats comic strip from March / 27 / 2007: the fine print (14) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Glock: As much fun as this standoff has been, we really should be going. Would you mind if we just skipped ahead to the part where I kill you? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Carl: Why would you want to kill us? I thought we were having a good time. / Roger: I was going to ask you to dinner. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Glock:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070327.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 28 / 2007: the fine print (15) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: All right now! Who wants to visit the afterlife next? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: That's what I thought. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Look, this doesn't need to be difficult. Everyone who behaves gets a free one-way ticket on the Turtle Express anywhere they want in the multiverse.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070328.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 29 / 2007: the fine print (16) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Carl: Do you think you could send us to wherever Oliver is? / Roger: We kinda made a lifelong vow to guard his body. / Jon: Turtle, send them to wherever Oliver is. / Voice Synthesizer: Transport commencing, Chester A. Dudester. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Carl: So long, everyone! / Roger: Don't be strangers!... http://www.goats.com/archive/070329.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 02 / 2007: the fine print (17) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Turtle, do you know where Phillip is? / Voice Synthesizer: Location search inconclusive, Vinny Dude-A-Rino. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fineas: Inconclusive? / Voice Synthesizer: Multiversal index search for unique instance identification code yields two results. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Voice Synthesizer:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070402.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 03 / 2007: the fine print (18) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Alright, it's time to go get Phillip. / Fish: Wait! / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: We can't leave Alfred here by himself. / Fineas: You're right. He might talk. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Yeah, Alfred! Why don't you come with us? It's been nineteen thousand years since your last day off.
/ / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Alfred:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070403.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 05 / 2007: the fine print (20) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Computer: / Drink: / SFX: / Jon: / Fish: / Fineas: / Diablo: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/070405.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 10 / 2007: the fine print (22) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Picture: / Beer: / Computer: / Sign: / Fish: / Cosplayer: Hey, is that a turtle in your pants or are you just happy to see me? / Jon: It's a turtle. I can prove it. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Beer: / Sign: / Alien(s): / Fineas: / Cosplayer: Excellent! Really great... http://www.goats.com/archive/070410.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 11 / 2007: the fine print (23) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Bag: / Alien(s): / Fineas: Phillip is not here. We are wasting time. / Diablo: We're not wasting time. We're wasting our lives. There's a difference. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Bag: / Dividers: / Alien(s): / Fineas: Do we even know what this... http://www.goats.com/archive/070411.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 12 / 2007: the fine print (24) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Dividers: / Sign: / Computer: / Fineas: / Diablo: / Alien(s): / Steve: / Jon: Maybe the turtle is right. Maybe Phillip isn't here. / Fish: You can't give up, Mister Jon! / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Sign: / Jon: / Alien(s): / Fish: In life, it is important to keep... http://www.goats.com/archive/070412.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 16 / 2007: the fine print (25) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Sign: / Chair: / Fineas: / Steve: Let's not be too hasty, gentlemen. / Gus: There's a perfectly good explanation for all of this. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Fineas: Yes? Then share your explanation with me or I will make an origami swan from your... http://www.goats.com/archive/070416.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 17 / 2007: the fine print (26) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Sign: / Bottle: / Jon: / Diablo: / Fish: / Alien(s): / Fineas: You turned our story into a comic book? Only thalidomide victims and Sharpie sniffers read comics. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Gus: / Steve: It's not your story. You're... http://www.goats.com/archive/070417.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 18 / 2007: the fine print (27) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Security Guard: / Diablo: / Fish: / Fineas: / Receptionist: Full name? / Jon: Jonathan Rosenberg. / Receptionist: Species? / Jon: Human. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Receptionist: Human? / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Jon: It's like a monkey, but taller. / / [[Yiffulon... http://www.goats.com/archive/070418.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 19 / 2007: the fine print (28) | [[Xibalba (office)]] / Fax Machine: / Phone: / Seven Death: / One Death: Jon! It's so nice to hear from you. How's my favorite field agent doing? / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / [[Jail (Cell)]] / Phone: / Jon: I'm not your field agent. / / [[Xibalba (office)]] / Phone: / Fire: / One Death: Of course you're... http://www.goats.com/archive/070419.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 23 / 2007: the fine print (29) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Office (One Death's)]] / Chair: / Phone: / One Death: That Amex I gave you doubles as a get-out-of-jail-free card, incidentally. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / [[Jail (Cell)]] / Credit Card: / Phone: / Jon: I figured. If I charge bail money to this, will you own my soul forever or something... http://www.goats.com/archive/070423.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 24 / 2007: the fine print (30) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / [[Jail (Cell)]] / Bed: / Dart: / Alien(s): / Fineas: I totally could have taken out that guard. / Diablo: I feel for you, man. Who knew they had tranq snipers at sci-fi conventions. / Fish: I am glad that they do. Elves are scary in real life! / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention... http://www.goats.com/archive/070424.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 25 / 2007: the fine print (31) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Sign: / Jon: / Fish: / Fineas: Fish hasn't had an original idea since the Nixon administration. Since when do we listen to him? / Diablo: I miss Nixon. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Sign: / Alien(s): / Jon: I don't see you coming up with any brilliant plans,... http://www.goats.com/archive/070425.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 26 / 2007: the fine print (32) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Table: / pen: / Sign: / Chair: / Alien(s): / Steve: That was awkward. Remind me never to write anything based on real people again. / Gus: Steve, what are you thinking? You had Fish and Friends thrown in the hoosegow! / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070426.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 30 / 2007: the fine print (33) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Table: / Chair: / Alien(s): / Diablo: / Steve: What are you doing here? / Jon: I said one copy, please. And make it out to Stella / Fish: And write nice things about her! / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Chair: / Steve: This is impossible. / Gus:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070430.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 01 / 2007: the fine print (34) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Glasses: / Cigar: / Jon: This is so weird. Everything we've ever done is in here! / Fish: I am never taking off my underwear again. / Diablo: I like to think of myself as introspective but this is ridiculous. / / [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Fish:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070501.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 03 / 2007: the fine print (36) | [[Yiffulon Gamma (Convention levels)]] / Book: / Table: / Alien(s): / Jon: / Fish: / Fineas: All right, Ladies. This ain't "The View". We have work to do! Turn towards the back of that book and let's take a peek at what Phillip's been up to. / Diablo: Ten bucks says he's taking a course in mouse husbandry. / / [[Yiffulon... http://www.goats.com/archive/070503.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 07 / 2007: burn this (1) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Stick: / Machine: / Chair: / Panties: / Neil: / Phillip: Jesus, you look like shit. / Toothgnip: You ain't exactly Tawny Kitaen, neither. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Machine: / Chair: / Phillip: I can only dream of being Tawny Kitaen. She dated O.J. Simpson,... http://www.goats.com/archive/070507.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 08 / 2007: burn this (2) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Toothgnip: Do you know where Oliver is? / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Machine: / Chair: / Phillip: Not since that potato-fucker dropped me in the pub stub. I guess he could be anywhere now. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Machine: / Chair: / SFX: / Phillip: ARGH! / / [[Ice... http://www.goats.com/archive/070508.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 09 / 2007: burn this (3) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Hatch, Room)]] / Gun: / Door: / Neil: / Farmhand Brock: Watch where you poke with that thing I'm saving myself for marriage! / Farmhand Bean: Vegetables can't get married. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Why shouldn't vegetables be allowed to marry anything they want? / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship... http://www.goats.com/archive/070509.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 10 / 2007: burn this (4) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Gun: / Neil: / Farmhand Brock: / Phillip: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Programmer! / Farmhand Bean: Sweet-cheeks! / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Are you safe? / Farmhand Bean: You ain't been neutered, have ya? / Phillip: Aside from a goat-induced... http://www.goats.com/archive/070510.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 14 / 2007: burn this (5) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Stick: / Toothgnip: Everyone wants off this snowball, right? Let's get it in gear. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Who and/or what are you, foul beast? / Farmhand Bean: That be the demon Toothgnip. he is an old god, resurrected in the... http://www.goats.com/archive/070514.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 17 / 2007: goats guest week(s) 2007: paternity edition (1) | Text: Proto-goats / Text: Excelsior, true believers! / Behold, a rare glimpse into the mind of a young Jon Rosenberg. See how the "goats" cast was originally conceived! / / [[Room]] / weights: / Text: Phillip: Originally an albino weight-lifting squash! / Phillip:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070517.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 11 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (1) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Ronald Reagan]] / Baby(ies): / Drink: / Food: / Toy: / Text: FILMED ENTIRELY IN FUTUREMERICA 3000 / megaGAMER I: I NEVER SHOULD HAVE ADOPTED ALL THESE BABIES / megaGAMER II: I JUST LEARNED THAT YOU CANNOT LEGALLY FEED BABIES TO COYOTES / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Ronald Reagan]] / Baby(ies): / Scroll:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070611.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 12 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (2) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Ronald Reagan]] / Elephant: / Baby(ies): / Food: / Drink: / Toy: / Text: HAPPY NATIONAL INTENSE STRESS DAY / megaGAMER I: NATIONAL INTENSE STRESS DAY BRINGS OUR COUNTRY TOGETHER / megaGAMER II: I AM TAKING OUT TWELVE MORTGAGES TO CELEBRATE / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Ronald Reagan]] / Elephant:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070612.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 13 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (3) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Hotel (Overlook)]] / Elephant: / Food: / Drink: / Baby(ies): / Toy: / Text: DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE / megaGAMER I: ARE YOU READY FOR OUR HOT BLIND DATE WITH TWO WILD AND CRAZY LADIES / megaGAMER II: I HAVE BEEN FREEBASING VIAGRA IN PREPARATION / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Hotel (Overlook)]] / Elephant:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070613.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 14 / 2007: gamer2 goes to washington (4) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Hotel (Overlook)]] / Baby(ies): / Food: / Drink: / Toy: / Elephant: / Text: RON PAUL GEORGE AND RINGO / megaGAMER I: RON PAUL ONCE ATE A TREE / megaGAMER II: MIKE GRAVEL ONCE ATE A TRIBE OF BOLIVIAN SNAKEMEN / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Hotel (Overlook)]] / Kleenex Box: / Toy: / Elephant: / megaGAMER... http://www.goats.com/archive/070614.html |
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