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| Goats comic strip from February / 01 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (16) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Bean: Now that we got a few idle mintes I guess we should talk about me bein' your daddy and all. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: There's nothing to talk about. I thank ya for your genetic contribution but that's all there is between us. / / [[The Interstice... http://www.goats.com/archive/070201.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 05 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (17) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: It has to have been fifteen minutes now. / Phillip: I'm reluctant to check. / Over-Clocked Lemon: It has been seventeen excruciating minutes / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: The mouth should have opened up by now. What if... http://www.goats.com/archive/070205.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 06 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (18) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: It's become obvious to anyone who isn't an idiot that getting out of here is going to require my superior vegetable intellect. / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: Let's begin with your basic... http://www.goats.com/archive/070206.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 07 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (19) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Phillip: Just 'cause you found a partial corndog doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes! Sherlock Holmes had a nose. I know because he put cocaine in it all the time. / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: This corndog is native. It winked out of... http://www.goats.com/archive/070207.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 08 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (20) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: The only thing outside those teeth is the interstice. And that ain't even really a thing, per se. / Phillip: I can hold my breath for thirty-five seconds. / Farmhand Bean: They say exposure to the interversal void turns a man into... http://www.goats.com/archive/070208.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 12 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (21) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Bean: I may disagree with the Topekan gubbermint on almost every issue of importance but the one thing I agree with them on is that the Great Farmer's Almanac is the irrefutable word of our Lord, who you personally turned into a pork... http://www.goats.com/archive/070212.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 13 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (22) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Bean: Gol-dang God-eatin' gray-skinned sonnuvabitch gonna git mah hickory switch and show him what's what ah say you don't blashpheme the Almanac in this mouth and git away with it nosiree / Farmhand Brock: Bean, if I give you some of... http://www.goats.com/archive/070213.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 14 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (23) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Phillip: What are you doing? / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Trying to put this dog back together. I'm missing an eyeball, two spinal cubes and a crotch-licking subroutine. / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Phillip: I'm sure they'll turn up. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070214.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 15 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (24) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Phillip: Is that a chunk of central nervous system? / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Think so. / Phillip: Let me see it for a second. / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Phillip: If I quantum-entangle the lemon with this piece of code, I might be able to get... http://www.goats.com/archive/070215.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 19 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (25) | [[Ice Nine]] / Phillip: This is amazing! It's like Disney for Swedes. I'm gonna go roll around in that snowbank. / Farmhand Brock: What's the deal with you dumping us in the freezer section? / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Yes, what happened to Pinktopia? / / [[Ice Nine]] / Percival: Pinktopia... http://www.goats.com/archive/070219.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 20 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (26) | [[Ice Nine]] / Phillip: And this is where we'll build the ice bar! It serves ice. / / [[Ice Nine]] / Farmhand Bean: Come on, we can't be sittin' here in the cold like some sort of weird crippled penguins. Best we be movin'. / Farmhand Brock: Where to? This snowdrift seems as good a place to perish... http://www.goats.com/archive/070220.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 21 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (27) | [[Ice Nine]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: It looks like the only way we're getting off this snowball is if we find the local axis pub. / / [[Ice Nine]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Once we're there I can get us anywhere else in the multiverse, but I can't do anything if we stay here. / Farmhand Brock: This... http://www.goats.com/archive/070221.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 22 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (28) | [[Ice Nine]] / Phillip: Beer. / / [[Ice Nine]] / / [[Ice Nine]] / / [[Ice Nine]] / Phillip: What? / / [[Ice Nine]] http://www.goats.com/archive/070222.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 26 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (29) | [[Ice Nine (Outside)]] / [[Spaceship]] / Phillip: Sporkle? The silhouette was Sporkle!? / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Neil: Jeez, Phillip, it's good to see you too. / Phillip: Sporkle isn't beer, Neil. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Neil: I know, but I can't get enough... http://www.goats.com/archive/070226.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 27 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (30) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Neil: It's pretty crazy that out of the infinite number of infinitely large universes, we end up on the same planet. Practically next to each other. / Phillip: Everything is pretty crazy these days. Did you know I'm the Messiah? / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship... http://www.goats.com/archive/070227.html |
| Goats comic strip from February / 28 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (31) | [[Ice Nine (Outside)]] / [[Spaceship]] / Farmhand Bean: He's been in there for a while now. / Farmhand Brock: We should leave. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: We are not leaving the Programmer behind. / / [[Ice Nine (Outside)]] / [[Spaceship]] / Farmhand Brock: Something in there made him freak... http://www.goats.com/archive/070228.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 01 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (32) | [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Neil: I hooked up the neural probe-o-tron to the quantum receiver. It gets the naked channel now. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Phillip: I just see squiggly doodads everywhere. / / [[Ice Nine]] / [[Spaceship (Room)]] / Neil: Don't judge me. I've had a lot of alone time... http://www.goats.com/archive/070301.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 05 / 2007: the fine print (1) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Alfred: Would you folks care to place ze order? Eet has been forty years of subjective time since you arrived and ze glassware, she ees dry as ze great-grandmama who ate ze silica gel packet. / Diablo: Forty years! This is the longest Mexican standoff in history. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070305.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 06 / 2007: the fine print (2) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: That red dude! He's the one who gave us those spooky demon matches back in New Jersey. / Fish: The matches that burn space and time. The matches that Toothgnip wants. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: Do you still have those? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: Yeah. They're in a safe but uncomfortable... http://www.goats.com/archive/070306.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 07 / 2007: the fine print (3) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: You can't just require me to work for you. / One Death: Why not? You're working for Rainbow Brite and it doesn't look like there was much of an interview process. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: That's not work. That's the self-preserving behavior of a desperate man under duress... http://www.goats.com/archive/070307.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 08 / 2007: the fine print (4) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: By definition, you can't have control over my free will. If you did, it wouldn't be free will anymore. / One Death: That's the thing about free will. It makes you think you're the one in change. Sneaky,huh? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Then I'll just do the opposite of whatever you tell me... http://www.goats.com/archive/070308.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 12 / 2007: the fine print (5) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: So what is it you want me to do? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: Nothing. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Nothing? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: Well, nothing specific. For now, you should just go about your regular business. Go off with your friends, have adventures in strange places, that sort of... http://www.goats.com/archive/070312.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 13 / 2007: the fine print (6) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: Jon, it's great to have you on board. I know you're going to be an important part of our team. / Seven Death: The lords of death are equal opportunity employers. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: Now if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting this afternoon. / Seven Death: Big clients with... http://www.goats.com/archive/070313.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 14 / 2007: the fine print (7) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: So you and that One Death guy were in that booth for a while. Were there makings-out? / Fish: Mister Jon, is he your new boyfriend? / Jon: No, he is not my new boyfriend. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: It sounds like you're implying that you once had a boyfriend.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070314.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 15 / 2007: the fine print (8) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: I didn't know you were into the whole interdimensional travel thing, Jon. / Jon: I dabble. Who are those dudes? / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: Roger and Carl? They were Oliver's bodyguards. They're okay. They're good at beating things up. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: So, uh, what are you guys up... http://www.goats.com/archive/070315.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 19 / 2007: the fine print (9) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Diablo: The real question is, can it make sandwiches? / Jon: Sandwiches are a breeze. It has a bit of trouble with nuclear weapons. There's restrictions on a whole bunch of potentially fun stuff. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: But it's pretty flexible, and I'm still learning the system. There's no... http://www.goats.com/archive/070319.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 20 / 2007: the fine print (10) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: Give me the turtle, Rosenberg, unless you want radical skin reduction. / Diablo: That means he'll rip all your skin off. / Jon: I know what it means. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: You have three seconds to comply befo- Urgh. No! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Fish:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070320.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 21 / 2007: the fine print (11) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Fineas: We're on a mission to save the multiverse before it ends in 2012, right? / Fish: I guess. When you say it like that, it sounds like some crazy Michael Bay movie that is adapted from some crazy Whitley Streiber novel! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Fineas:... http://www.goats.com/archive/070321.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 22 / 2007: the fine print (12) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: Time for us to part ways, brother Fish. / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Fish: My scales! / Fineas: Finally. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: Grach Choke Urk / Text: INTER----- / TRANSPORT COM / TRY AGAIN Y/ / / [[Pub (Stub)]] http://www.goats.com/archive/070322.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 26 / 2007: the fine print (13) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fish: I am so freaked out! What did you just do? Did you just kill me? Am I a ghost? I'm scared of ghosts! / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Fineas: I freed us! You should be on your knees thanking me instead of whimpering in front of this empty meatbag. / Fish: This isn't possible! We were just ideas in... http://www.goats.com/archive/070326.html |
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