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| Goats comic strip from December / 13 / 2006: the cows of justice (12) | [[Topeka Prime (Outside)]] / Farmhand Brock: Isn't anyone concerned that I am covered in blood? I could be bleeding to death! / Phillip: Are you? / / [[Topeka Prime (Outside)]] / Farmhand Brock: No. I don't have blood. But I've always wanted some. / / [[Topeka Prime (Outside)]] / Farmhand Brock: Mmmm. / / [[Topeka... http://www.goats.com/archive/061213.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 14 / 2006: the cows of justice (13) | [[Topeka Prime (Cliff above Shrine, Outside)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: The remote control signals are strongest from this direction. / Phillip: Hey, we're here! That was convenient. / Farmhand Bean: Not so fast. / / [[Topeka Prime (Cliff above Shrine, Outside)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/061214.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 18 / 2006: the cows of justice (14) | [[Topeka Prime (Cliff above Shrine, Outside)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Quiet! We have enough to deal with without you two hens playing cockfight with your peckers. / Farmhand Bean: Sorry. / Farmhand Brock: Sorry. / / [[Topeka Prime (Cliff... http://www.goats.com/archive/061218.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 19 / 2006: the cows of justice (15) | [[Topeka Prime (Ledge above Shrine, Outside)]] / [[Pub (Axis, Exterior)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Crap in a cat! / Farmhand Brock: Agh! He's ruining my plan! / / [[Topeka Prime (Ledge above Shrine, Outside)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: They're gonna get themselves... http://www.goats.com/archive/061219.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 20 / 2006: the cows of justice (16) | [[Topeka Prime]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmhand Bean: I'm seeing a ghost. Is that really Farmer Weetabix Bloomers? / / [[Topeka Prime]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Weetabix Bloomers: I'm no ghost yet, although I'm looking forward to my eternal reboot. My pixels are achin' and only my service... http://www.goats.com/archive/061220.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 21 / 2006: the cows of justice (17) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Which one of my seventy-one sisters did you father? / Farmhand Bean: None of them. I'm yer daddy, Farmella. It's time ya knew. / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Damn you and your rugged good looks! It was not your right to tell her! / / [[Topeka... http://www.goats.com/archive/061221.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 25 / 2006: the cows of justice (18) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: So I'm not really a Cummington? / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Nope, you're whatever this loathsome idiot is. I never should have let him back into my bed, but a woman gets lonely. Plus I can't resist his solar sex panel. / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/061225.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 26 / 2006: the cows of justice (19) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I don't know what to do anymore. Nothing seems real. Nothing makes sense. / Phillip: So what? / / [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Phillip: If there's one thing I've learned - and I try not to... http://www.goats.com/archive/061226.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 27 / 2006: the cows of justice (20) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Well this has all been really, really awkward and I think we should be leaving now. I'm sorry, mother. / / [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: I'd love to say I never saw this coming but it's in the Great... http://www.goats.com/archive/061227.html |
| Goats comic strip from December / 28 / 2006: the cows of justice (21) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmhand Bean: I'll not be made an ottoman without a fight! / Farmhand Brock: I would make an excellent armoire. / / [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Daddy! Noooooo! / / [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / / [[Space]] / Farmtrooper(s):... http://www.goats.com/archive/061228.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 01 / 2007: megagamerz interlude (1) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / Text: MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION / megaGAMER I: GOODBYE FOREVER SCOTT YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD PET / megaGAMER II: DO IT / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / megaGAMER I: NO I CANNOT RIP MY BELOVED ELEPHANT IN HALF / megaGAMER II: BECAUSE YOU ARE A THIN-SKINNED PASTRY DIDDLER / / [[megaGAMERZ... http://www.goats.com/archive/070101.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 02 / 2007: megagamerz interlude (2) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / Text: MEANWHILE IN YET ANOTHER DIMENSION / megaGAMER I: JAMES BROWN VERSUS GERALD FORD: WHO WOULD WIN / megaGAMER II: IT DEPENDS ON THE ARENA OF COMBAT / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / megaGAMER I: A 24-HOUR FINGERPAINTING MARATHON / megaGAMER II: BROWN'S FINGERS DANCED LIKE LITTLE... http://www.goats.com/archive/070102.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 03 / 2007: megagamerz interlude (3) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / Text: MEANWHILE IN A THIRD DIMENSION / megaGAMER I: WHOA EVERYTHING IS IN THREE DIMENSIONS / megaGAMER II: IN THE FUTURE THERE ARE GOING TO BE FIVE NEW DIMENSIONS / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / megaGAMER I: THEY WILL BROUGH TO YOU BY MAJOR CORPORATIONS / megaGAMER II: THE SIXTH... http://www.goats.com/archive/070103.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 04 / 2007: megagamerz interlude (4) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / Text: AT THE EXACT SAME TIME IN MARYLAND / megaGAMER I: IN FRANCE, EVERYTHING IS MADE FROM BALSA WOOD / megaGAMER II: THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE STUFF / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / megaGAMER I: MY AUNT BERNADETTE MAKES A TASTY TRADITIONAL FRENCH BALSA GOULASH / megaGAMER... http://www.goats.com/archive/070104.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 05 / 2007: megagamerz interlude (5) | [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / Text: MEXICO CITY: THE FUTURE / megaGAMER I: THESE ARE THE BEST FRIGGING NACHOS I EVER HAD / megaGAMER II: NACHOS HAVE BEEN PERFECTED IN THE FUTURE / / [[megaGAMERZ 3l33t]] / [[Space]] / megaGAMER I: THIS IS TRULY THE GNARLIEST OF ALL POSSIBLE UTOPIAN SOCIETIES / megaGAMER II: IT IS... http://www.goats.com/archive/070105.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 08 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Please Mother, I don't wanna send anyone else to the insanity zones. I don't want to hurt you. Just let us go. / / [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Daughter, by doing this you are going... http://www.goats.com/archive/070108.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 09 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (2) | [[Topeka Prime (Shrine)]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Well that went about as well as the breach birth of a nine-headed calf. And the calf has antlers and crap coming out of its heads. / Weetabix Bloomers: The Almanac did say that she would betray you. Perhaps we are still... http://www.goats.com/archive/070109.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 10 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (3) | [[Pinktopia]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: We're here! We made it. Pinktopia. It's the pinkest level discovered so far! / / [[Pinktopia]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I used to come here when I was little and I didn't want to practice the knack. It was my... http://www.goats.com/archive/070110.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 11 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (4) | [[Pinktopia]] / Farmhand Brock: I'm getting diabetes just standing here. / Farmhand Bean: Aye, it's a bit much. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Look! Corndogs! On the horizon! / Phillip: And they're coming this way. / / [[Pinktopia]] / / [[Pinktopia]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Winston? Is that... http://www.goats.com/archive/070111.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 15 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (5) | [[Pinktopia]] / Farmhand Bean: These are some comfortable corndogs. / Corndog(s): Thank you. / Farmhand Brock: My corndog is lumpy. Can you be less lumpy? / / [[Pinktopia]] / Phillip: I though you said we were going somewhere suicidally stupid. This doesn't seem like a suicidal sort of place. / / [[Pinktopia]] / Farmella... http://www.goats.com/archive/070115.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 16 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (6) | [[Pinktopia]] / Phillip: So what makes this place so unstable? This is where Lindsay Lohan came from originally, isn't it? / Farmhand Bean: When Blast Masterson nuked the Axis Pub on Topeka Prime, the shockwave was felt on many levels. / / [[Pinktopia]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Including Pinktopia.... http://www.goats.com/archive/070116.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 17 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (7) | [[Pinktopia]] / Farmhand Brock: We've got to turn these corndogs around and get the hell out of here. I'm too young to be wiped from existence! I still haven't had my first gallery show. / Phillip: Me neither! / / [[Pinktopia]] / Phillip: And I need my eyeballs, Farmella. I need them badly. / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/070117.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 18 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (8) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Corndog(s): Peppermint Springs! We have arrived! / Corndog(s): Thank you for riding us so hard and so long. / Phillip: I think I may walk back. / / [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmhand Bean: By the ghost of the great nebula ghost dogs! Those are huge. / Farmhand... http://www.goats.com/archive/070118.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 22 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (9) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Percival: It's good to see you, Farmella. / Rocco: It has been a long time. / Ogden: Did you bring us any candy? / / [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Sorry fellas, I came here on short notice. I'll bring candy next time. / / [[Pinktopia (Peppermint... http://www.goats.com/archive/070122.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 23 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (10) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmhand Brock: Great. Now I can know the exact time of my death. / Phillip: These face things know when Pinktopia is going to do the big blink? / / [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Rocco: It was Farmella that figured it out. / Ogden: It's much easier to plan dinner parties... http://www.goats.com/archive/070123.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 24 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (11) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmhand Brock: Three minutes? Did you bring us here just to taunt us? / Farmhand Bean: Three minutes isn't the lifetime I had hoped we'd have, but it is enough time for me to show you five kinds of advanced axillary intercourse. / Phillip: Ew. / / [[Pinktopia... http://www.goats.com/archive/070124.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 25 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (12) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Let's hustle, boys. / Farmhand Brock: This is brilliant! What better way to escape sure death than to feed ourselves to a rock monster? / Phillip: You go first. / / [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmhand Bean: Sure thing,... http://www.goats.com/archive/070125.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 29 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (13) | [[Pinktopia (Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: Thanks Rocco. We'll see you in fifteen minutes. / Rocco: Ith nuh frofhun. / / [[Pinktopia (Inside Rocco's Mouth, Peppermint Springs)]] / Farmhand Brock: My only regret is that the last thing my artist's eyes will see is this tacky Barbie's interdimensional... http://www.goats.com/archive/070129.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 30 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (14) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: It smells like half-digested microwave pizzas in here. At this point I'm actually looking forward to death. / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: No one is going to die. / / [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: That... http://www.goats.com/archive/070130.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 31 / 2007: the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (15) | [[The Interstice (Inside Rocco's Mouth)]] / Farmhand Brock: These teeth are closing in on us. They're going to crush us like giant... uh... teeth. / Phillip: Overclocked lemon, how long have we been in here? / Over-Clocked Lemon: It has been six minutes since we were banished from the light / / [[The... http://www.goats.com/archive/070131.html |
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