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| Goats comic strip from August / 28 / 2006: making a hole (17) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Brock: So, to summarize, I don't believe the universe is fated to end, I don't believe you're some sort of supernatural supercomputing savior, and I don't believe... http://www.goats.com/archive/060828.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 29 / 2006: making a hole (18) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Phillip: Has anyone ever told you that you look just like Silen[blocked text] / Violent Robert: No. No one ever has. / Farmhand Bean: Looks like we're on our own for this one, boys. Brock's in one o' his moods. / / [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Phillip: Whatever it... http://www.goats.com/archive/060829.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 30 / 2006: making a hole (19) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Phillip: Look, I'm not really well-informed enough to make an intelligent decision about which side of your conflict I should be supporting. So I'm going to be impulsive and help you guys blow stuff up. / / [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Bean: Hooray! Let's hug. / Phillip:... http://www.goats.com/archive/060830.html |
| Goats comic strip from August / 31 / 2006: making a hole (20) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Phillip: I'm a cop you idiot! / Violent Robert: Are you sure you grabbed the right messiah? / / [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Bean: Yes, o'course. He's the one Farmella brought back from the Pub Stub. I seen it with my own peepers. / Violent... http://www.goats.com/archive/060831.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 05 / 2006: making a hole (21) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Bean: What we need is a way to travel between worlds without relyin' on the Farmer's daughters. / Violent Robert: If we can get off-world on our own we could hide from the Farmer's troops. We could get help. We could warn other levels before they're overwhelmed with... http://www.goats.com/archive/060905.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 06 / 2006: making a hole (22) | [[Topeka Prime (Solarium of Sadness, The Cave)]] / Phillip: Knock Knock / Farmhand Brock: You may enter my solarium of sadness. / / [[Topeka Prime (Solarium of Sadness, The Cave)]] / Phillip: Hey there, scary vegetable man! Listen, I think we got off on the wrong foot. / Farmhand Brock: There is... http://www.goats.com/archive/060906.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 07 / 2006: making a hole (23) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Brock: Okay, cretins! It's time for thinking. Who has the singularities that we know about, and where? / / [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Phillip: I think there's two. Oliver, he could be anywhere. Neil and Bob, they're back home. That's, uh, Manhattan... http://www.goats.com/archive/060907.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 11 / 2006: making a hole (24) | [[Topeka Prime (The Cave)]] / Farmhand Brock: ...and then Phillip does a spinning reverse dismount off Farmella's shoulders into the attacking farmtroopers. Hi-ya! While this is happening, Violent Rob places the last of the explosive charges around the Axis Pub Shrine perimeter. / / [[Topeka... http://www.goats.com/archive/060911.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 12 / 2006: making a hole (25) | [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's Lounge)]] / Phillip: Man, this is like the fifth table I've been strapped to. / Farmhand Bean: Seventh for me. But only the third most comfortable. / Farmhand Brock: My perfect plan is ruined! But how? / / [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's... http://www.goats.com/archive/060912.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 13 / 2006: making a hole (26) | [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's Lounge)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Oh, Bean. I can't tell ya how much your betrayal pains me. I am so disappointed to see ya like this! / Farmhand Bean: You usedta like seein' me horizontal back in the day. / / [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's Lounge)]] / Farmer Wheatina... http://www.goats.com/archive/060913.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 14 / 2006: making a hole (27) | [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's Lounge)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Dispose of the meat. Have Farmella and your men take Bean and the vegetable offworld to Guantanamo Twelved for routine torture and naked human pyramid practice. / Farmtrooper(s): And the Programmer? / / [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Visitor's... http://www.goats.com/archive/060914.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 18 / 2006: knackin' boots (1) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / Grif Pentax: You took that graymeat weakling to your bed? / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Toshi Diplo: It's not as if you are capable of satisfying me there. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Grif Pentax: You are lower than an individually wrapped slice of American cheese. You know that my vow of not... http://www.goats.com/archive/060918.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 19 / 2006: knackin' boots (2) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Grif Pentax: You will brief me on your progress. / Jon: I'm much better at briefing people when I have pants on. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Grif Pentax: There is no time for pants! Pants are a luxury we cannot afford! Have you created the weapon yet? / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Jon:... http://www.goats.com/archive/060919.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 20 / 2006: knackin' boots (3) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / Grif Pentax: You waste our time with all of this kitten creation and copulation. No more! / Jon: I'm not copulating with the kittens. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Grif Pentax: You stay away from Toshi and keep your mind on the task at hand. / Jon: Oh hell. Grif,... http://www.goats.com/archive/060920.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 21 / 2006: knackin' boots (4) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Jon: ..And then he shoved me into the sand up to my shoulders. / Glock: You're lucky. That means Grif likes you. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Jon: Yeah. Right. / Glock: If he didn't like you he wouldn't have stopped at your shoulders. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / [[Wound]] / Jon: I didn't... http://www.goats.com/archive/060921.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 25 / 2006: knackin' boots (5) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / Jon: Goddamn ape. Shoving people into the ground. It's not my fault I'm all manly and hirsute. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Glock: Look, what did you expect? You boned a woman that Grif has been lusting for since he hit puberty. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Jon: If Grif loves Toshi... http://www.goats.com/archive/060925.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 26 / 2006: knackin' boots (6) | [[Middle Pangaea]] / Jon: Okay. I think we're ready. / Glock: Go through the checklist. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Jon: GNUniverse 1.3 is loaded. We have control over local bandwidth. Time flow is set to low, and patricide paradox controls are in control. / Glock: Then punch it. / / [[Middle Pangaea]] / Jon: It's funny.... http://www.goats.com/archive/060926.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 27 / 2006: knackin' boots (7) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Initiating visual interface. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Semigod: Hello, unregistered user! I am the semigod for this artificial pocket universe. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Semigod: If you find this pocket universe useful, please consider registering... http://www.goats.com/archive/060927.html |
| Goats comic strip from September / 28 / 2006: knackin' boots (8) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Glock, what do I do now? / Glock: You're the programmer. You tell me. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Create. / Semigod: Do you wish to define your creation from scratch, or do you want to import an existing creation from the multiverse? / Text: Create / -New / -Import / / / [[Universe... http://www.goats.com/archive/060928.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 02 / 2006: knackin' boots (9) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Man, this is great! How many of the other kids I grew up with can I crush with lunchboxes? / Semigod: There are three hundred and six schoolchildren remaining. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Glock: Having fun? / Jon: You have no idea. / / [[Universe... http://www.goats.com/archive/061002.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 03 / 2006: knackin' boots (10) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Well, the power to create anything I want is certainly tempting, but I'm still not convinced. What else do I get for my Action Jackson? / Semigod: Registered users get access to additional features. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: Like what? / Semigod: A third... http://www.goats.com/archive/061003.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 04 / 2006: knackin' boots (11) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Semigod: And if you'll click the button labeled "I AGREE", we can get you started. / Jon: What is all this? / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Semigod: Standard end-user license agreement boilerplate. Nothing you need to worry about. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon:... http://www.goats.com/archive/061004.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 05 / 2006: knackin' boots (12) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Glock: It's very nice that you took time to register the shareware and all, but how is this going to help us blow up Topeka Prime? / Jon: That's a breeze. Hey, Semigod. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Semigod: Howdy, registered user! Would you like to purchase an extended... http://www.goats.com/archive/061005.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 09 / 2006: knackin' boots (13) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: This isn't right. I should be feeling some guilt about planning the murder of billions. / Glock: Guilt is a useless emotion. / / [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: But I should be feeling it. I'm Jewish. / Glock: You're not feeling guilty... http://www.goats.com/archive/061009.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 10 / 2006: knackin' boots (14) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: This isn't a proper setting for pondering these sorts of things. We need to get ourselves to a pub and do some serious thinking. / Glock: It's a fine idea, but the nearest and only pub around is the Axis Pub, and there's been no ale there for thousands of years. / / [[Universe... http://www.goats.com/archive/061010.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 11 / 2006: knackin' boots (15) | [[Universe (Artificial pocket)]] / Jon: I guess dying and being recreated wouldn't be so bad. The new guy would have to take over my student loans. Plus, none of this is real, right? / Glock: Well, wait a minute. That doesn't necessarily mean I want to die, either. / / [[Universe (Artificial... http://www.goats.com/archive/061011.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 12 / 2006: knackin' boots (16) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Who the hell are you? Where's Alfred? / One Death: Alfred had to run a quick errand in another level of existence. You could say I'm looking after the place while he's gone. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: As for me? This fiscal year my name is One Death. I'm your new boss!... http://www.goats.com/archive/061012.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 16 / 2006: knackin' boots (17) | [[Pub (Stub)]] / Glock: Okay, this game is over. / One Death: Yes, I quite agree. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Glock: Hot crap in a cup! / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / One Death: That's much better. / Seven Death: Rainbow Brite makes my loins tingle in technicolor. / / [[Pub (Stub)]] / Jon: Dammit, why is there never an Alfred... http://www.goats.com/archive/061016.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 17 / 2006: one for the road (1) | [[SlimeWorld]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Carl: Thanks for the whistle-wetting, Alfred. / Roger: Yeah. All this discussion of our backstory has me parched. / Fish: It feels like it's taken months! / Alfred: Time, she eez like a limber lover, or maybe like ze Silly Putty. She stretches... http://www.goats.com/archive/061017.html |
| Goats comic strip from October / 18 / 2006: one for the road (2) | [[SlimeWorld]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Fish: You know, it is good to hang out with you guys. / Roger: Yeah, we should drink in underground pubs more often. / Diablo: Let's pick one with fewer pulped slugs. My toes are getting wrinkly. / / [[SlimeWorld]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Fish: But Fineas will be back soon. I can feel him... http://www.goats.com/archive/061018.html |
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