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| Goats comic strip from May / 14 / 2008: lost (11) | [[New Grasslandia (campfire, night)]] / Fire: / Steve: / Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: / Phillip: / Gus: They tell stories about empty levels like this one. Gruesome stories. / / [[New Grasslandia (campfire, night)]] / Fire: / Steve: / Doughboy(s): / Gus: They say the editors slowly lose their minds,... http://www.goats.com/archive/080514.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 15 / 2008: lost (12) | [[New Grasslandia (campfire, night)]] / Fire: / Gus: Anyway, like I said, it's just a story. There's no evidence that crazed malicious godlike monkeys are preparing to turn us into cosmic biodiesel. / / [[New Grasslandia (campfire, night)]] / Fire: / Doughboy(s): / Steve: Of course, the evidence would have been... http://www.goats.com/archive/080515.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 20 / 2008: lost (14) | [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Podium: / Gus: With a vote of two to one, Proposition 34-B passes and becomes a law. It is thusly agreed upon by the http://www.goats.com/archive/080520.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 21 / 2008: lost (15) | [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Podium: / Gus: Next on the agenda is... Someone's scribbled here in crayon... I can't read this. / / [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Phillip: I think it's time we brought the Schoolhouse Rock Bill up for a vote. / / [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Podium:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080521.html |
| Goats comic strip from May / 27 / 2008: lost (18) | [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Text: Twenty-nine minutes later / Steve: Uf. Guh. / Gus: This is why I'm always telling you to get more exercise. / / [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Steve: I exercise all the time. / Gus: Washing the dishes does not count as exercise. / / [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Steve: I'm a very busy... http://www.goats.com/archive/080527.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 04 / 2008: lost (23) | [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Axis Pub: / Doughboy(s): / Gus: Your kid is weird. / Phillip: He's not weird. He's just Swedish. And he's not my kid! / Steve: Hey losers! Check this out! There's a pub under this lawn! / / [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Axis Pub: / Doughboy(s): / Steve:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080604.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 05 / 2008: lost (24) | [[New Grasslandia (night)]] / Doughboy(s): / Phillip: I'm gonna miss the hell out of these guys. They're a food source and and autonomous personal shield. / Gus: That clinches it. They're definitely artificial. / Steve: Altruism isn't a naturally-occurring emergent property of the multiverse. / / [[New... http://www.goats.com/archive/080605.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 12 / 2008: lost (28) | [[Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)]] / Phillip Clone: So you're saying that the almanac will no longer be infallible in 2012? / Cornhusk: I would never utter such blasphemy! The almanac will still be infallible, but the infallibility will be consistently wrong. / / [[Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)]] / Barley Mae:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080612.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 16 / 2008: lost (29) | [[Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)]] / Clara: / Cornhusk: / Yakmeat: / Barley Mae: / / [[Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)]] / Cornhusk: Okay, everybody rip off your face now, alright? / Yakmeat: Hee hee! I thought he'd never leave! / Barley Mae: Nah, Prak's gotta go make sure the hypertrains are running on time. / / [[Topeka... http://www.goats.com/archive/080616.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 17 / 2008: lost (30) | [[Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)]] / Phillip Clone: / Barley Mae: I heard Prak has to shave his eyelids because of a rare cloning disorder. / Cornhusk: I heard he has vestigial toes growing under his hair. Like an inverse hobbit. / / [[Topeka Prime (Complex)]] / Sound Effect: / Phillip Clone: / Farmtrooper(s): / / [[Topeka... http://www.goats.com/archive/080617.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 18 / 2008: lost (31) | [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Ready Room)]] / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: / Phillip Clone: Gramma Wheatina, I need laser eyes http://www.goats.com/archive/080618.html |
| Goats comic strip from June / 19 / 2008: lost (32) | [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Ready Room)]] / Couch: / Phillip Clone: / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: I know all this can't be easy for ya. If yer father hadn't turned out to be such a deadbeat none of it would be necessary. / / [[Topeka Prime (Complex, Ready Room)]] / Couch: / Farmer Wheatina Bloomers:... http://www.goats.com/archive/080619.html |
| Goats comic strip from July / 10 / 2008: the interstice lounge (4) | [[Interstice Lounge]] / Booth: / Blast Masterson: / Farmhand Bean: Who's this Customer fella anyhow? He's bein' downright unneighborly-like. / / [[Space]] / Spacecraft: / Topeka Prime: / Spacecraft: Hatfield / Farmhand Bean: In my day when someone moved into yer... http://www.goats.com/archive/080710.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 21 / 2009: the math fuhrer (3) | [[Long Island (Syosset)]] / [[Parking Lot (Donut Clone)]] / Stick: / Rat: / Jerrell: You don't just drive up to the mathball and throw your keys to the valet. They send you a platinum index card holographically encoded with G.P.S. coordinatesone-time pad... http://www.goats.com/archive/090121.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 23 / 2009: the math fuhrer (4) | [[Long Island]] / [[Street]] / Stick: / Rat: / Jerrell: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/090123.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 26 / 2009: the math fuhrer (5) | [[Long Island]] / Jerrell: Megan? What are you doing conscious? / / [[Long Island]] / Megan: I could ask you the same question. / Jerrell: You could! But I asked first. / / [[Long Island]] / Stick: / Rat: / Megan: You were running down the street wearing a comatose... http://www.goats.com/archive/090126.html |
| Goats comic strip from January / 28 / 2009: the math fuhrer (6) | [[Long Island]] / Stick: / Man: / Jerrell: As near as I can figure, sentients and semisentient entities must normally get their motive force from some external program that's stopped running. / Megan: It was nice seeing you, Jerrell. I'm going to run away now. / / [[Long Island]] / Man: / Jerrell:... http://www.goats.com/archive/090128.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 13 / 2009: inhuman resources (1) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Chair: / Blood: / Alien(s): I am is people person! I like to work with people. Or inside them? English not so good but is learning fast! / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Booth: / File (s): / pen: / Jon: Uh huh. So where did you see our ad for the 'client cowboy' position? / Alien(s): Is... http://www.goats.com/archive/090313.html |
| Goats comic strip from March / 16 / 2009: inhuman resources (2) | [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Taps: / Rebreather: / Fish: The next candidate? You've seen twelve candidates, Jon. What are you waiting for? / / [[Xibalba]] / [[Pub (Axis)]] / Rebreather: / Fish: Are you waiting for a special unicorn? A golden unicorn who drives up... http://www.goats.com/archive/090316.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 06 / 2009: inhuman resources (11) | [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Hat: / Taps: / Rebreather: / Grif Pentax: / Fish: You wear this hat. / / [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Hat: / Sign: / Rebreather: / Checkers Board: / Fish: / Grif Pentax: / / [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Rebreather: / Fish: There. / You look nice! / Now it is my turn again. / / [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Rebreather: / Checkers... http://www.goats.com/archive/090406.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 08 / 2009: inhuman resources (12) | [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Checkers Piece(s): / Rebreather: / Pencil: / Notepad: / Cigarette: / Cat: / Flower: / Grif Pentax: / Fish: Okay, that's eight captured pieces, eleven hundred points from the first round, plus the five hundred I inherited from my rich uncle Scrooge McSquid... take the second derivative... |
| Goats comic strip from April / 10 / 2009: inhuman resources (13) | [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Rebreather: / Grif Pentax: What? / Fish: Mr. Pentax, there's an imaginary lady trapped in my mind. / I love her / She's the only thing keeping me from doing... doing bad stuff. / From losing myself. / / [[Pub (Peculier)]] / Rebreather: / Fish: And if I fall asleep,... http://www.goats.com/archive/090410.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 15 / 2009: inhuman resources (15) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Rebreather: / SFX: / Grif Pentax: Something's wrong. / Fish: AUGH! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Rebreather: / SFX: / Fish: It feels like rubber is screaming into my eyeballs. / Grif Pentax: That's existential... http://www.goats.com/archive/090415.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 17 / 2009: inhuman resources (16) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Arrow: / Bow: / SFX: / Henry Kissinger: / < http://www.goats.com/archive/090417.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 20 / 2009: inhuman resources (17) | [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Gun: / SFX: / Henry Kissinger: / Ron Howard: / Grif Pentax: Anyone else want to be a hat? / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / SFX: / Henry Kissinger: / Ron Howard: / < / Munch>> / Grif Pentax: Rargh! / / [[Fish's Psyche (Peculier Pub)]] / Gun:... http://www.goats.com/archive/090420.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 01 / 1997: genesis | The glare from your pasty-white skin is blinding me. / / Pass me the remote + the Coppertone. MTV's 'Spring Break' is on channel 38. http://www.goats.com/archive/970401.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 02 / 1997: you're such a good friend | Oh, jonny... you're such a good friend. Listening to me go on and on about all these boy troubles... / Gah / / I wish I could find someone just like you. Gotta run... bye!! / gah / / Hey! Your friend's cute... mind if I give her a call? / gah http://www.goats.com/archive/970402.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 03 / 1997: thor and toothgnip | I am Thor God of thunder / He's blocking the TV. / / As a token of my appreciation, please take this goat, Toothgnip, and care for him as you would a child. Farewell! / Baa / / What are we gonna do with a goat? / Dunno. We could glue him to the ceiling. / We could turn on 'Baywatch'. http://www.goats.com/archive/970403.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 05 / 1997: no one goes home with the bartender | My lord... she's gorgeous. I must ask her out. / The bartender? Go for it. You have nothing to lose. / / Just my last ounce of self esteem. She'll reject me and leave me a quivering, senseless shell of a man. / Heehee. This should be fun. / / Hi. You don't know me, and you probably hear this 40 times a night,... http://www.goats.com/archive/970405.html |
| Goats comic strip from April / 07 / 1997: spam | Phillip? What's for dinner? / Tonight's lavish meal? Why, it's… / / SPAM!!! Possibly the world's most perfect food, spam has been proven to cure cancer, bring about world peace, and make you more attractive to waitresses! / / Never had it. What's it made from? / Dunno. Mostly dogs and monkeys I think. http://www.goats.com/archive/970407.html |
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