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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: As everyone prepares to be magicked back to their normal size and leave, Kel drops a bombshell. | {{Part of the Invasion-Storyline}} / [[Ioannes rolls up the scroll while Krakatoa is handed a small pouch by the enlarged advisor, still on his knees]] / Krakatoa: We'll take it! Does it say the day?
/ Advisor: Yes. It's next Monday. / [[As the Advisor leaves, Krakatoa throws of her hat and merrily addresses the various Rogues who have stepped forth to follow the exchange]] / Krakatoa: Everyone take off your hats, belts and pouches! We've got the antidote and we're going home! / [[Krakatoa steps over to Atra and Kel who are taking off their ankle pouches and headgear]] / Krakatoa: We'll need out old clothes. Do we know where they are? / [[All the Rogues and friends gather, taking off their last headgear and other pieces of equipment]] / Krakatoa: Do we even have all our old clothes? Or at least some spares?
/ Kel: Krakatoa, you can have my dress. I Know yours was badly cut up to make the... / [[Krakatoa waves her hands in denial in front of Kel. Jodoque steps up from behind and puts his hands around her (kel).]] / Krakatoa: Kel, I know you've taken to never wearing clothes, but when we go back, you...
/ Kel: Kra, I'm not going back. / [[Kel looks looks at her friends with a sincere and sorry expression, Jodoque stands behind her, hands on her shoulders supporting]] / Kel: Jodoque and I - and Fay - we're staying. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20081229 |
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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hildegard has a visitor. | < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090223 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hywel is interested in the loom... and the wool.... and the meat. | Hywel: Hey, is that a Madog Fychan loom? My mother has one of those.
/ Hilde: Yeah, it is. We only got it a few months ago. / Hilde: Do you want something to eat? We have mutton stew.
/ Hywel: I'm good, thanks.
/ Hilde: So... what's the big news? / Hywel: Well, you might have heard it already, but... the sheep-stealing that's been going on? We caught the creature that's been doing that. / Hilde: Oh... That's great! But you needn't have gone to the trouble of coming here to tell us. We only have a couple of goats here. / [[Hildegard suddenly notices that they are seated in a room with cuts of mutton hanging from the rafters, and huge baskets of wool crowding the floor.]]
/ Hilde: Ehrmm... They are very long-haired goats... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090302 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Meanwhile, at the castle, a meeting is about to end and another is unexpectedly about to begin. | Morgan: So do you want us to help put that away, your grace? / Gu?r?n: No, that's fine. No one's going to object to it in my private quarters. Oh, and Morgan? / Gu?r?n: You don't have to call me that here. I'm not wearing my- Yes? / Agatha: There's a guard at the door who wants to speak to your husband.
/ Gu?r?n: Tell him the duke is not in and that I'll be with him shortly. / Agatha: I already did, your grace. He says he's under orders to speak to the duke only. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090309 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clearly, the Duchess had her reasons for not being at the Sabbath. | Gu?r?n: I'll deal with it in a minute. / Gu?r?n: Girls, thank you so much for coming. When the duke comes home tonight, we'll... Er... / Morgan: Oh you don't have to tell us what you'll do.
/ Sari: [[Off-panel]] Morgan! / Sari: ...manners! / Morgan: ...We'll just see ourselves out. Try again in a month or so if it doesn't work out? / Gu?r?n: We'll see. Thanks again! Bye! / Gu?r?n: Now... Bring in this guard. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090316 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Old mother Turniproot has a slow conversation with Morgan. | Old Mother Turniproot: So... What do you think of our duchess? / Morgan: She seems allright, I guess. Not as stuck-up as I'd expected her to be.
/ Turniproot: Hrm. / Turniproot: I don't know what she's so worried about. She's not that old. / Morgan: That's because everyone looks young to your great-great-grandmother! She's, what, fifty?
/ Turniproot: She's not that old. Thirty-five mayhap. / Morgan: Oh, come on! She was old when I was a little girl!
/ Turniproot: Everyone looked old to you when yuou were a little girl, child! Heh-heh! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090413 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Duchess is involved in a standoff with the Sheriff's messenger. | Guardsman: Your grace, I told you I'm under strict ordres only to talk to the duke.
/ Gu?r?n: Why?
/ Guardsman: I am also under strict orders not to answer questions about that, your grace.
/ Gu?r?n: Tell me, guardsman... Who gives you your orders?
/ Guardsman: The sheriff, your grace.
/ Gu?r?n: And who orders the sheriff?
/ Guardsman: The duke, your grace.
/ Gu?r?n: I speak for the duke.
/ Guardsman: I speak to the duke, your grace. You're not him... / Gu?r?n: Hrrrrm... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090420 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gu?r?n is good at playing this game. | Gu?r?n: Well, the sheriff has been doing this for twelve years. He knows what he's doing. He's a professional. / Guardsman: He is, your grace. Now, I really should be going, your grace. / Gu?r?n: No, you won't. You'll stay. / [[The guardsman remains in place.]]
/ Gu?r?n: A-ha! So you do take orders from me, then. Good. You should. You know it's the right thing, don't you? / Guardsman: I really couldn't say, your grace. All I know is- / Gu?r?n: You were ordered not to talk to me. Did he tell you not to talk to the witch? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090504 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel withdraws with Jodoque to the one private space the house has, and hears the news. | Kel: Hildegard, can you boil up some milk from the store room? There should be enough for each of us and the kids. We'll be in the sauna.
/ Hilde: Sure. / Kel: Gods, this thing is filthy. / Kel: And it's not even mine. It's hers! Ah, there's my overdress. Do you still have my shift? / Kel: Or wait! Let's stoke the sauna up and invite everyone! I'm sure they could all use it. / Jodoque: We've got more urgent things to deal with, love. / Kel: OK, tell me. / Kel: [[Off-panel.]] WHAT? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090508 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gu?r?n figures it all out. | Guardsman: I really must be going, your-
/ Gu?r?n: You see, like I said, the sheriff is a professional. / Gu?r?n: Except, he gets carried away sometimes. Like... When there's witches involved. / Gu?r?n: Or... The one other thing that gets his hackles up is those bandits we gave an amnesty to. / Gu?r?n: He's never forgiven us for that... Or if it's a combination... If it involves a witch who is a member of that group? He's have no choice but to talk to one of us about that. And my dear husband is...shall we say...pliable... / Gu?r?n: [[Off-panel]] If he has found a way to get Kel Mansdottir's men arrested, who would he turn to if he wanted them to stay arrested? / Gu?r?n: But if they're not arrested, I'm sure they'll welcome a visit from me. I've been rather neglecting them. Agatha! / Gu?r?n: Tell the stablehands to get a carriage ready and pack a lunch. We're going on a quick trip. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090518 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Blissfully unaware of Hywel ap Hywel ap Hywel's visit, Kel, Jodoque, Marion, the Feral, Jake, Shireen, Ragnarok and Atra come back to the homestead. | [[A home-coming scene. Fay and Harold play with the dogs in the yard, while the goats look on. The chickens mind their own business. The gang arrive on three horses, riding double and triple, and Atra walking.]] / Hilde: Kel, our friend here isn't looking too good. / Kel: She's been in the stocks all day. She probably needs to be fed... Or to pee like a racehorse again. / Atra: [[To Kel]] Can I use your crystal ball? I need to talk to my husband.
/ Kel: Sure. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090529 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hywel ap Hywel ap Hywel has just exploded on poor Hildegard. | Hywel: I don't care that you're big landowners! i don't care that the duchess is protecting you! You will pay us all back for our sheep! / Hywel: You and all your gang of...of...of jumped-up bandits! / Atra: Excuse me...
/ Hwel: Ehrm... / Hwel: Hrm!
/ Atra: ? / Hwel: ! / Hwel: Hrm! / Ragna: We heard all that! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090601 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hywel ap Hywel ap Hywel is a nimble one! | Ragna: Hey!
/ Hwel: Hrm! / Ragna: Get back on yer horse! / Jake & Ragna: Hyaa! / Kel: What the hell was that about? / Jodoque: Sweetie, can I have a word with you in private?
/ Kel: ? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090605 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is livid. LI-VID! | Kel: Those stupid, stupid fucks! How could they? What the fuck possessed them to- / Kel: Hnnnngggg...By the ancestor's gaping cunt! / Kel: How fucking stupid do they have to be to...Hmmm... / Kel: Razzafrazzin'... / Kel: Now where... / Kel: A-ha! / Atra: Are you stoking up the sauna?
/ Kel: Not now, Atra. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090615 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Using the documents, Kel slowly plods away at figuring out the scam. | Kel: OK...so let's see...Hywel ap hwell - our visitor's father - owes us one sheep, a hundred pounds of wool. / Kel: The widow Gwen Cooper...owes us 40 pounds of wool...Ianto Jones, 40 pounds. Owen Harper, 60 pounds. / Kel: Jodoque, I don't get it! We are leasing land to every farm in the duchy. Jake made most of those deals. he knows that all we need to do to get all the mutton and wool we need is collect it! / Jodoque: Actually, I think we've got a whole lot more wool than we need... / Kel: I don't understand! Why did they do it? Why didn't they tell me about it? / Jodoque: You'd have stopped them, wouldn't you?
/ Kel: I...I don't know. I'd need to know their reasons first. / Kel: You know...we do lease out a lot of land... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090622 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clippety-cloppety-clop, it's you-know-who! | Kel: (through the door) ...is it actually the same land as the land we got from the duke and duchess? / Dammit, why did we have to build those doors so thick? / Ragna: Dammit! He's gone off the road! / Jake: No use even getting off our horses, but his father's farm is -
/ Ragna: Ssh! Listen! / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090629 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ragnarok and Jake are back, and there's a nasty surprise waiting for them. | Kel: Yes...that's the scam...they sold the extra wool for cash in the city...bought more land with the cash...but why didn't they collect on the leases? What are we missing? / Jodoque: Why don't you go and ask them? They're back! / Ragna: Everybody grab a weapon and let's heat up some oil! The sheriff is coming and - / [[Ragna is stopped cold by Kel's scowl.]] / Kel: Explain yourselves. / Jake: Look, can it wait? We've got the sheriff's men on our tails, and they've brought the inquisitors. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090701 |
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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Did I mention Kel was really livid? | Kel: No, dammit! It can't wait! The fucking inquisitors can wait! / Kel: ...in fact, I'll just go out and tell them. / Ragna: Shouldn't you put some clothes on first? / Kel: You know what? Everyone in this fucking house does whatever the fuck they want... / Kel: So I'm going to fucking run around naked in front of the fucking sheriff if I fucking well feel like it! / Kel: And if Sheriff Fucknuts doesn't like it, he can fuck himself. / Jodoque: You know, I don't think it's the inquisitors you guys need to be afraid of... / Atra: Yuck! The milk's gone sour! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090706 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Sheriff's big copper moment gets stolen away from him. | Sheriff: Everybody come out now and nobody gets hurt! / Sheriff: We know you are in- / Lance-Constable: Er...sheriff? Look. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090714 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Sheriff gets his performance evaluated on the spot. | Kel: Do you guys mind? We're busy with something right now! / [[Kel turns on her heel, and walks away.]] / Dark Inquisitor: Men, what are you waiting for? Shoot her!
/ Sheriff: Hold back, men. / Ragna: What are they doing?
/ Jodoque: Lowering their weapons, it looks like. / Sheriff: Inquisitor, I am not going to shoot an unarmed, naked woman in the back. It looks bad on the paperwork. / Bushy Inquisitor: Insufficient commitment to take risks in order to maximize task performance.
/ Tall Inquisitor: Fetishization of bureaucratic procedure.
/ Dark Inquisitor: Unacceptable. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090727 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa's musings arr rudely intarrupted | Kra: [[thought bubble]] I'll be damned if that monk knew his own mind... / Kra: [[thought bubble]] ...t least he was helpful...~sigh~ I guess I ought to check up on Kel and Atra... / Kel: [[crystal ball]] What. / Kra: Hey Kel, how's things?
/ Kel: Sorry, I can't talk to you right now. / [[off-panel]] Arr! Arr!
/ Kel: It's a big stinking-
/ Kra: Hold on a moment. / Man: Arr! There's one o' them!
/ Crowd: Arr! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20090810 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: One of the sheep farmers is not too sure about this. | Man: No, wait! That's Krakatoa, the potion woman! She's not with them! / Kra: Listen to him!
/ Gruff Man: Arr, but she's been working with them, right? / Man: Look, I've been to her shop. She does herbs 'n' potions, right? Got an alligator on her ceiling and all.
/ Gruff Man: Arr, and? / Man: And she doesn't give a damn about sheep! I offered her a leg of lamb for a potion and she wanted cash!
/ Gruff Man: Arr, and you don't find that suspicious? / Second Man: What, you mean she turned down the lamb because she had a stash in her back room?
/ Dai ap Rhys: That, or she's tasted your lamb before. / Man: Very funny, Dai ap Rhys!
/ Gruff Man: Arr, let's just take her with us, to the thieves' house. We'll see what we do about her later!
/ Kra: I agree! This is a waste of time! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20091118 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel and Ragnarok talk at cross-purposes as Ragna prepares for the big showdown. | Kel: Well? What do you have to say for yourselves? / Ragna: Can it wait? I don't know if you've noticed, but we're busy getting ready to defend our house! / Kel: There you go again! Patronizing me like you used to do when we just met! / Kel: Don't tell me about looking after this place! I fucking run it! I cook, I clean, I feed the goats... / Kel: I sew...I even balance the books for all of us. / Kel: Or...at least...I thought I did. / Ragna: Look, the sheriff and his men are out there and pretty soon there will be an angry mob- / Mob (outside): Arr! Hey sheriff, look what we got! Arr! Where are the sheep-thieves? Arr! Arr! / Kel: It's the angry mob.
/ Ragna: See? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20091128 |
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