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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: For a given value of working, the growth elixir works. | [[Ioannes pours the hope-to-be-antidote over the shrunken fish]] / [[Striking a pose, Ioannes starts to chant with the rest hovering behind him]]
/ Ioannes: Yes... Yes... Grow! GROW! / [[Instead of growing, the fish suddenly starts bulging out on the middle]]
/ Ioannes: Grow! Gr...
/ Kel: Duck, everyone! / [[The fish explodes]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080801 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sian is game, but not amused by Bartholomew's bullshit. | [[Bartholomew talks to Sian with Ragnarok standing by]]
/ Sian: Sure I'll come. Have you talked to the Abbot about it?
/ Bartholomew: Er... I can't come. / [[Sian gets angry and Ragnarok looks plussed at the meek Bartholomew]]
/ Sian: Right. What's your excuse this time?
/ Ragnarok: ? / [[Hands crossed over her pregnant stomach, Sian gives Bartholomew the telling]]
/ Sian: It's not catacomb sweeping again. Did that last week. And I know it's not orchard work. Not since the ladder incident. / [[Sian adds an angry look to her berating]]
/ Sian: Oh, hey! Did he pull the "Abbot simply won't let me" one on you? / [[Ragnarok looks more or less confused]]
/ Ragnarok: Er.... / [[Sian gives a knowing annoyed look]]
/ Sian: I asked the Abbot, you know, and he said... Oh, wait, there he comes now. I'll just go ask him again. / [[While Sian goes to ask the silhouetted Abbot, Ragnarok turns and point a finger to the now on the defense Bartholomew]]
/ Ragnarok: So... Just what is your problem? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080803 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Elspeth and her retinue monitor the situation from a safe distance. | [[From a distance, Elspeth and one of her advisors, are watching the explosion of goo from the Cabin]]
/ Advisor: I guess, your Highness, that this is another failed attempt... / [[Elspeth sits in her beachchair at the lake, with shades on and a drink in her hand]]
/ Elspeth: That's Ioannes for you, advisor. He never gives up.
/ Advisor: Indeed. / [[Behind Elspeth and her Advisor are the various tents of her and her advisors. The rest of the advisors are building sand castles and swimming around]]
/ Elspeth: Of course, the other thing he never does is think! He's got stuck on fixing the size change. / [[Elspeth views the crystal ball in her hand, an image of Ioannes doing cleaning along with Krakatoa and Kel. All three are naked.]]
/ Elspeth: If he'd paid attention, he'd have noticed that the, magic keeping him here is fading, and he'd have focused on that matter first. / [[The Advisor views the scene in the crystal ball too]]
/ Advisor: Your Highness, has it ever struck you that he might not be that keen to leave? / [[Elspeth gives a stern look and points to the crystal ball to switch it off]]
/ Elspeth: Honestly Advisor, sometimes I forget what it's like to be young.
/ Advisor: He's sixty!
/ Elspeth: That's just a number. A very LOW number, from where I'm standing. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080808 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Elsewhere, there is a conspiracy afoot. A-paw. whatever. | [[A furred hand holds out 4 small sticks, two other furred hands reach out to meet it]]
/ Stickholder's voice: Draw. / [[A smaller hand covered in brownish fur takes hold of one of the sticks]] / [[The brownish hand withdraws, showing off a unbroken stick. Another whitefurred hand reaches out to grab a piece of stick ]]
/ Stickholder's voice: Guess it's your lucky day. Draw. / [[The white-furred hand grabs hold of a stick. On the edge of the table another furred hand appears]] / [[The whitefurred hand shows off yet another unbroken stick. The last and smaller furred han reaches for a piece of stick]]
/ Stickholder's voice: Draw. / [[The hands turn out to belong to four anthropomorphic dogs, each wearing similar witches clothings. One is a Bulldog, one is a Poodle, one is a Wolfhound and one looks to be a Sheepdog. The Bulldog holds up a shortened piece of stick]] / Wolfdog Witch: Sorry, brother... / [[The Wolfdog shakes hand with the Bulldog while the Poodle takes off her hat]] / Wolfdog Witch: We will not forget your sacrifice.
/ Bulldog Witch: Thanks. Brother. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080815 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa starts figuring out just what Bartholomew's problem is, but is then interrupted by an unexpected arrival. | [[Hand covering her mouth and a worried look on her face, Krakatoa bears down upon Bartholomew. In the background a hooded monk is carrying away a potted plant]]
/ Krakatoa: You don't have leprosy, do you? Tell me you don't have leprosy.
/ Bartholomew: Er. / [[Pulling a little back again and donning a mischievous grin, Krakatoa eyes the silent Bartholomew]]
/ Krakatoa: Or do you run your mouth and make the monastery look bad? I could see how you would... / [[Closing her eyes in mirth and starting to laugh, Krakatoa continues her guessing]]
/ Krakatoa: Or do you try to get under the skirts of every... / [[Something dawning on her, Krakatoa opens her eyes in shock]]
/ Krakatoa: Oh Gods... / [[Krakatoa grabs a hold on Bartholomew's robe and locks eye-contact with him]]
/ [[Krakatoa keeps the eye-contact as she very slowly and firmly adresses Bartholomew]]
/ Krakatoa: Now... the next thing I'm going to ask... don't lie to me. Did you...
/ Voice off panel: Ahem. / [[Krakatoa looks past Bartholomew and her eyes widen in surprise at what she sees. Bartholomew turns his head to look over his own shoulder]]
/ Krakatoa: Oh my Gods. / [[Next to Krakatoa and Bartholomew stands a sternly looking Sian, arms crossed over her chest. Next to her stands a portly stately bearded bignosed fellow... supposely the Abbot]]
/ Krakatoa: Tamlin? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080818 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Messenger Witch is woken up for her daily walk. | [[A German Shepherd Anthromorphed Witch stands guard over a barred gate, polearm in hand. The Bulldog Witch is approaching with a satchel and leash]]
/ German Shepherd Witch: Halt! Who goes there?
/ Bulldog Witch: It's me, your relief! It's time for the source to go on her walk. / [[The German Shepherd Witch hands over a set of keys to the Bulldog Witch]]
/ German Shepherd Witch: Not a moment too soon, brother!
/ Bulldog Witch: Sorry. Her Nibs has been trying the elixir on me again, so I haven't slept a wink! / [[The German Shepherd Witch cups her ample bosom]]
/ German Shepherd Witch: Don't get me started, brother! It's my tits growing a cup size overnight that does it for me.
/ Bulldog Witch: Yeah. / [[The Bulldog Witch enters a prison cell in which a huddled Human figure lies sleeping on a heap of straw under a blanket]]
/ Bulldog Witch: Wakey Wakey! / [[The prisoner gets up and the Bulldog Witch leashes her]]
/ Bulldog Witch: It's time for walkies! Orders from Queen Alcydia! Can't have you rotting away in this dungeon, you know! Gotta keep you healthy! / {{The prisoners i actually the Messenger Witch which were captured by Demona during the Wars and handed over to Alcydia for purposes of breeding a new type of Witches to inhabit the Undercity}} http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080822 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The abbot makes short work of Krakatoa's presumption, and Bartholomew's bullshit. | [[Krakatoa looks at the Abbot, her facial expression one of surprise]]
/ Krakatoa: How... how did you become Abbot here? / [[The Abbot rolls his eyes and looks skywards]]
/ Abbot: Oh, God, another one. Give me strength!
/ [[Krakatoa takes in the Abbot's explanation, her face hinting a point of doubt though]]
/ Abbot: I guess at least you're not from here... There's more then one Llanfarythich in Dungil Fens, girl! / [[With a little smirk the Abbot keeps up his little berating at Krakatoa who waves her hand dismissively, she believes him and has heard enough!]]
/ Abbot: If you're going to see my brother in every large man with a big nose, you'll be seeing him a lot. There's thirteen of us brothers alone.
/ Krakatoa: All right... / [[The Abbot turns to Bartholomew who looks meek, biting his lip]]
/ Abbot: Now, Brother Bartholomew... What's this nonsense about you not being allowed to leave the monastery? / [[The Abbot looks a little angry, looking straight at Bartholomew who looks forlorn. Krakatoa eyes him contemplating, and in the foreground Sian stands holding her pregnant stomach]]
/ Abbot: You know perfectly well that if it was up to me, you'd be out of here in no time, much less trouble. But if it makes your life easier... / [[The Abbot turns and walks away, Sian turning as to follow. Krakatoa folds her arms on over her chest and looks at Bartholomew]]
/ Abbot: ... I hereby order you to stay in the monastery until further notice. C'mon , child, let's go. / [[Bartholomew stands in front of a Krakatoa who's eyes can drill holes in the monk. He twists and turns sheepishly]]
/ Bartholomew: Errrr... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080825 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This day's | [[The Bulldog Witch takes the Messenger Witch, only clad in blanket, on a "walk" through the deserted streets of the Undercity]]
/ Bulldog Witch: We are going somewhere new today.
/ Messenger Witch: Well, woop-dee-doo! I'll have you know I'm still not going to poop in public no matter what you- / [[The Messenger Witch suddenly notices that she is being taken to a short set of stairs ending in a small door]]
/ Messenger Witch: Hey! You're taking me to the Overcity! / [[The Messenger Witch opens the door, witch turns out to be in a small mausoleum-like building with a statue of Alcydia on top, and steps surprised out into an endless flower-filled field]]
/ Messenger Witch: ... no, not even the Overcity! We're way out in the country! Is this some kind of joke? / [[The Bulldog Witch removes the leash and collar from the Messenger Witch]]
/ Bulldog Witch: No... It's not a joke. / [[The Messenger Witch drops the blanket she has been covering herself with, perplexed taking the bag given her by the Bulldog Witch]]
/ Bulldog Witch: Your clothes are in this bag. There's also a Teleport spell we stole from the old queen's room. It should take you out of here. Now scram! You're free! / [[Still a little perplexed, the Messenger Witch dons her witch's robes while the Bulldog Witch, looking nervously over her/his shoulder, urges her to go]]
/ Messenger Witch: Wha?
/ Bulldog Witch: Hurry up! Don't worry about me, I'm as good as dead!
/ Voice from entrance: They went that way! Catch them! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080829 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa confronts Bartholomew with her thoughts. | [[Everything is blank, only Krakatoa and Bartholomew is in focus]] / Krakatoa: You knocked her up, didn't you? / [[Arms crossed over her chest, Krakatoa surveys Bartholomew critically]] / Krakatoa: You knocked her up, and yet the Abbot won't kick you out. / [[Bartholomew looks away with a semi-guilty expression]] / Krakatoa: And you're happy with that. Will something bad happen to you if you leave the monastery? / [[Krakatoa stares directly at Bartholomew with a mesmerizing expression]] / Krakatoa: Who did you upset, Brother Bartholomew? / [[Krakatoa turns around and walks away from Bartholomew at a brisk pace. Bartholomew looks after her, not moving]] / Krakatoa: Ah, what do I care? I've found what I was looking for and I'll fine someone else to help me out. / [[Krakatoa stops in the door to the outside of the monastery, turning to look back and give a little half-hearthed wave]] / Krakatoa: Goodbye, Bartholomew. / [[Bartholomew walks through the garden of the monastery towards the door, just about to say something as the door clicks shut]] / Bartholomew: Er... you do realise you - / <<-crick-!>> / [[Bartholomew stops, facing the closed door]] / Bartholomew: ... still have Sian's dress on? ... Damn! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080901 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clothed and freed, the Agni the Messenger Witch FOOPS and WOPS into action. The Bulldog witch isn't so lucky. | [[As the Messenger Witch disappears in a blueish teleportation haze, the Bulldog Witch is run through from behind by one of the Witchdog Guards coming out of the door unto the field]] / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080905 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Six o'clock and all is -yaaawn- well. | [[Outside the Sheriff's office, Aethelbert is entering the building through the door, carrying a basket in his hands and a meek smile. Passing him is an extremely sleepy Owen on his way to his patrol, yawning like there was no tomorrow]] / Aethelbert: Morning, Dad!
/ Owen: Six o'clock and all is -yaaawn- well! / [[Aethelbert enters the Sheriff's office where Sheriff Hogsworth sits hunched over his desk, lost in thoughts]] / Aethelbert: I brought you breakfast... those round things with holes you like so much. / [[Noticing the Sheriff is not moving, apparentl lost in contemplations, Aethelbert gets a serious and enquering expression]] / Aethelbert: ... what's wrong? / [[Scowling the Sheriff looks up, looking dead tired]] / Sheriff Hogsworth: Something's not right... I can feel it in my water. / [[Aethelbert supports himself on the desk with his arm, trying to look supporting]] / Aethelbert: Dad, if you ask me, you shouldn't obsess about those witches so much. / [[The Sheriff looks at his son with a sigh]] / Sheriff Hogsworth: It's a good thing I didn't ask you, then. / [[Aethelbert looks around, confused, trying to find a proper reply when he is interrupted by a knock on the door]] / Aethelbert: Er... I - Er... / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080909 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Queen gets to work on her plans, handing out orders to all her advisors. | [[Still in her bathing suit and surrounded by her bearded advisors, Elspeth looks up on the Messenger Witch with a determined expression. The Messenger Witch is grinning broadly while striking a salute]] / Elspeth: Messenger, are you ready to resume your work? I will need to have a stack of invitations distributed. You can head up the chain if you feel up to it.
/ Messenger Witch Agni: Yes, you majesty! / [[Elspeth turns and points at some of her advisors]] / Elspeth: You on work on the invitations. I want a pile for each messenger we find and the total should be enough for all refugees. / [[Elspeth turns and points at another trio of advisors]] / Elspeth: I want you to scry for all the refugees from the Undercity. A lot of them will be in the area, but they can be anywhere. Make a list, put any messengers at the top. / [[Entirely surrounded by her advisors, all paying attention, Elspeth hands one of them a small scroll and a small bag on a string]] / Elspeth: You... go to the Faeries and giv these to my Champion, or to the flamehaired Witch, whichever you find first. Try not to step on anyone. / [[One of the Advisors hands down Elspeth's crystal ball which she reaches for with a grin]] / Elspeth: Ah... how kind of you to fetch my crystal ball for me. Than you.
/ Elspeth: Now then... / [[Putting a hand over her eyes, Elspeth drops the crystal ball on a rock upon which it shatters]] / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080912 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cover art for Courtly Manners | {{Cover for the Courtly Manners storyline by Reinder Dijkhuis and Jeroen Jager}} / [[Kel, wearing a bikini stands at the side of a pool in which Krakatoa swims around. A gallant thong-clad darkhaired gentlemen bows down and kisses her hand. In the background Gudrun sits relaxing with Alcydia watching her contemplating. A drawing of a drunk mermaid adorns the wall behind them all]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080921 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gu?r?n has decided to introduce Kel and Krakatoa to the Witch Queen's court. But she is worried that they will embarrass her. | {{Part of the Courtly Manners Storyline}} / [[Gudrun, Kel and Krakatoa are lead through the majestic halls of the Undercity by a chamberlain]] / Narrator: 1000 A.D. After a long journey, Duchess Gudrun, Kel and Krakatoa arrive at the Witch Queen's palace in the fabled Undercity. / Gudrun: Now, remember, girls... this is a courth sabbath. / [[As the three women follow the chamberlain, Gudrun reads the book for Kel and Krakatoa who looks vaguely interested]] / Gudrun: You are guests of the Witch Queen at my request, and will be formally introduced to her during the ceremony. Since you don't have any political aims, it should be fun. But there will be a few rules: / [[Gudrun raises her finger at the girls who scowls and look towards the ceiling]] / Gudrun: First, try to keep some clothes on. Skyclad's been out of style ever since the Queen got herself an honest magic mirror. That includes the pool parties, although you can bend the rules a bit there. / [[More sternly Gudrun addresses the girls again, finger still raised]] / Gudrun: Second: I do have political aims. Try not to embarass me in front of Countess Alcydia or any other of my old enemies. / [[The procession stops in front of a large oaken door in the wall]] / Chamberlain: Your room ladies!
/ Gudrun: ... and try not to make me any new ones. / Gudrun http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080922 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Resenting Duchess Gu?r?n's instructions, Kel and Krakatoa decide to bend the rules a bit. | {{Part of the Courtly Manners Storyline}} / [[Krakatoa sits on her bed in her nightshirt, sticking her tongue out and scowling angrily]] / Krakatoa: "And try not to make me any new ones!" Ugh! I don't know why we agreed to come with her! / [[Kel, also in her nightshirt, lies facedown on her bed]] / Kel: Well, these beds are a large part of the answer. But yeah, I didn't come here to be treated like a naughty child! / [[Krakatoa pulls out a crystal ball and looks into it with an evil grin]] / Kel: Who are you calling?
/ Krakatoa: I'm looking up an address on the Crystalnet. We should get us something to wear at tonight's pool party. Aha! / [[Krakatoa holds up the crystal ball, smiling triumphically]] / Krakatoa: Maliciousmongoose.gn. A Gnomian battle gear outfitter. They can transport some suitable items to us tonight! / [[Kel stands up and walks over to Krakatoa with a curious expression]] / Kel: All the way from Gnomeland? These items had better not be too heavy. / [[Krakatoa holds up the crystal balls as Kel bends down to look into it, seeing the image of a bikini so small that a moth you die from hunger eating it]] / Kel: .... Oh. I see. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080923 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gu?r?n overhears the girls plotting their revenge | {{Part of the Courtly Manners Storyline}} / [[Gudrun walks past the door to Kel and Krakatoa's room when suddenly she hears sounds through it]] / KelKrakatoa: Woo hoo!
/ Krakatoa: *whistles* / [[Curious, Gudrun stops and listens]] / Kel: Mirror Mirror on the wall, do we look good enough to eat or what?
/ Krakatoa: It's blushing! It's blushing! / [[Gudrun leans a little pit closer to the door to be able to hear better]] / Kel: Hey! Mirror! What are you looking at?
/ Mirror: Madam, this outfit requires some, uh, additional grooming. Allow me. / [[Surprised byt the screams from behind the door, Gudrun jumps a step back from the door]] / Kel: EEK! Hee Hee Hee.
/ Krakatoa: Giggle / [[Gudrun spots a little knowing smile as she looks back at the door again]] / Kel: Ooh, that does look better. How much did you say those things cost, Kra?
/ Krakatoa: Don't remind me! Let's go out and bend the rules! / [[Still grinning, Gudrun leaves the door again and walks down the hallway]] / Kel: And Try not to make any new enemies!! Hahahahahahaha! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20080924 |
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