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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Malleus Pseudo-Mortiis looks like it's some sort of inquisition manual. | [[Krakatoa sits down at Bartholomew's table with a briming mug]]
/ Krakatoa: Well, I've found that "The Werewolf's skin burns grievously at the touch of silver"... but not why, or how much silver. / [[Krakatoa grins and faces Bartholomew]]
/ Krakatoa: It does recommend that the silver be forged into a poker and heated to near melting point.
/ Bartholomew: Yes, that would do the trick. / [[Krakatoa looks tired and takes herself to the head]]
/ Krakatoa: If I'm going to do that, I might as well leave the girl to the Inquisitors.
/ Bartholomew: They probably wrote that bit, anyway. / [[Krakatoa takes another sip of her mug]]
/ Krakatoa: My friend Kel was right. Booklearning is good for students, but to get any real research done, you need to get your hands dirty. / [[A waitress walks up to their table with two plates of food]]
/ Bartholomew: That would be the friend who beat you up with a - ah!
/ Sian: Your steak... Hey, that dress looks good on you. / [[Krakatoa takes the plate handed to her]]
/ Krakatoa: Oh, is it yours? Thanks!
/ Sian: No worries! It doesn't fit me rigth now anyway. Bartholomew, my father wants a word. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071003 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bartholomew is lucky he hasn't sworn a vow of silence. | [[Bartholomew looks up at Sian]]
/ Bartholomew: Tell him I'll be with him in an hour. / [[As sian leaves, Bartholomew and Krakatoa starts eating]]
/ Krakatoa: You have a waitress?
/ Bartholomew: Well, technically she's a nurse, but for a place where so many of us get sick, they don't get much to do. / [[Krakatoa folds her hands and rests her head on them]]
/ Krakatoa: We have monks where I come from... / [[Bartholomew knives a slice of beef]]
/ Bartholomew: Guys in loincloths who pray a lot and eat stale bread and go about being virtuous at people? Maybe getting martyred in gruesome ways? / [[Krakatoa nods as Bartholomew puts the beef to his mouth]]
/ Krakatoa: Well, yeah.
/ Bartholomew: Tossers, the lot of them. / [[Bartholomew brings his mugs to his lips and waves dismissively]]
/ Bartholomew: Come back in a hundred years and they'll be running their own fiefdoms just like this one. It's how it always works, thank God. / [[Head resting on her folded hands, Krakatoa listens to Bartholomew, contemplating]]
/ Bartholomew: ... until some complete wanker starts up a new "purer" order, like those pillocks on pilllars {{reference to the Saints of the Pillar Fields}}... sitting up there in their loincloths and never doing a day's work in their lives... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071005 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa has one more shot at reading the book. | [[Finishing the dinner, Bartholomew starts to get up]]
/ Bartholomew: Let's see what the Brewmaster wants from me.
/ Krakatoa: I'll have one more stab at finishing the book. / [[Krakatoa walks out of the hospice, deep in thoughts]]
/ Krakatoa (thinking): Can't say I expect much out of it though... I missed something back there. But what? / [[Back in the library, Krakatoa resumes reading the book]]
/ Krakatoa (reading inside her head): "To find out if the Werewolf is a Werewolf, kill the Werewolf and skin it. If it has a belt under its skin, it's a Werewolf" / [[Though getting drowsy, Krakatoa keeps reading]]
/ Krakatoa (reading inside her head): "... be particulary suspicious of people named Wolf, Wolfgang, Lupus or Vuk..."
/ Krakatoa (thinking): ...whoever wrote this is really reaching now... / [Stiffling a yawn, Krakatoa tries continuing reading along]]
/ Krakatoa (reading inside her head): "Weaknesses include Wolfsbane, water, pregnant women...
/ Krakatoa: Yaaaawn...
/ Krakatoa: One more chapter and I'll quit... / [[Krakatoa has fallen asleep at her reading desk. Through the open door into the hallway beyond, too shadowy monklike figures are watching her]]
/ Shadowy Figure 1: I told you she'd still be here.
/ Shadowy Figure 2: Yes. Thank you for warning me. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071008 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque finds some new talent of Kel's to fuss over. | [[Jodoque and Kel is walking through the woods near a small lake]]
/ Jodoque: "Do we have to go this way?" There is a path, you know?" / Kel: "The path is known to Sheriff Hogsworth's men. I'd prefer to avoid any patrols."
/ Jodoque: "Careful! Nettles!" / [[Kel walks through the nettles without them bothering her]]
/ Kel: "Nettles? And?" / Jodoque: "Of all the things I've seen you do, that just might freak me out the most."
/ Kel: "Tell my sisters. They used to play naked in places like this." / Jodoque: "Were they immune to cold as well? Because I don't think most people would - "
/ Kel: "I feel cold... now shush..." / Kel: "That must be the place."
/ Jodowue: "Where?"
/ Kel: "Over there. Can't you see it?" http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071010 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20071012">http://rocr.net/?p=20071012 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel claims to be more in control of her transformations now... | [[Kel undresses, handing her shift to Jodoque]]
/ Jodoque: "Kel, are you sure this is wise? That faerie magic of your's isn't exactly safe or..." / Kel: "Shut up and hold this for me" / Kel: "I'm getting better at this, anyway" / [[Kel starts transforming into a plant thing]]
/ Kel: "Ngghm..." http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071015 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It is still somewhat unbelievable even after you've seen it, right? | [[Jodoque watches the plant thing that is Kel slither away from their hiding place.]] / [[Jodoque watches the plant thing that is Kel slither away from their hiding place.]] / [[Jodoque watches the plant thing that is Kel slither away from their hiding place.]] / [[Jodoque looks into the distance.]] / [[Jodoque looks at Kel's shift he is holding for her]] / Jodoque: "... that, or the nettle thing. It's a close call..." http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071017 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Shireen brings the marshmallows, and Marion Turniproot is introduced. | [[Atra gives Shireen a warm welcome when she arrives at the Coven where Marion is cooking in the background, among the bonfires]]
/ Atra: "Shireen!"
/ Shireen: "Atra!" / Atra: "Gods! I haven't seen you in, what, a year?"
/ Shireen: "I've brought the ale and marshmellows!" / [[Atra puts her hands on Shireen's belly.]]
/ Atra: "And you've got another one coming up? How many's that?"
/ Shireen: "Aye. This'll be number ten..." / Atra: "Sit down, make yourself comfortable- Soup's almost ready."
/ Shireen: "So who else is here?" / Shireen: "Ooh! You must be MorganTurniproot! I've heard so much about you!"
/ Marion: "Marion, actually -" http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071019 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Witchy social networking. | Shireen: Marshmallow?
/ Atra: Don't mind if I do... / Marion: So, is this it? Are we complete? / Atra: Well...I was sort of hoping that Sari Leppiainnen woujld turn up. / Shireen: ...She's probably busy with a birth or something...
/ Atra: Hmm. / Atra: And I tried to call Duchess Gu?r?n, but she's not answering.
/ Shireen: What did you expect? / Shireen: She's a duchess! She's got better things to do with her time than drink beer with a bunch of peasant witches.
/ Atra: Hmmm... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071022 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Marion wants to get on with it. | [[Atra, Shireen and Marion sit down to talk a little at the coven meeting]]
/ Atra: "Well, I -"
/ Shireen: "How about your young friends? You three make such a cute triad!" / Marion: "Yeah! I thought they'd be here!" / Atra: "Kel and Kra are off doing their own thing right now..." / Marion: "Aw... I'd have loved to hear all about Wittenberg..." / Atra: "... and I tried to contact your sister. Did any of you get a hold of her?" / Marion: "Yeah... but it's her turn to look after our great-great-gran..." / Marion: "So...Three's a quorum, right? Might as well get started..." / Atra: "Right! Werewolves. Werewolves, Werewolves, Werewolves..." http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071024 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20071026">http://rocr.net/?p=20071026 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The forest, it turns out, is absolutely swarming with people. | [[Standing on the chair, Kell stretch herself in order to see what's on the top shelf]]
/ Kel: Herbs! Let's see... / [[Picking up a small bag Kel checks its contents]]
/ Kel: Is that Penny Royal? ... no... rue.
/ Kel: Well, she's a witch all- / [[A knock on the door surprises Kel so that she topples and falls off the chair to the floor]]
/ SFX: Knock, Knock! / Kel: Whaa!
/ Off panel voice: Hello? / [[Lying on her back on the floor, Kel looks up in the worried face of Aethelbert Hogsworth]]
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: Oh... er... sorry, miss. Are you all right?
/ Kel: Eep. / [[Kel gets to her feet, rubbing her chin]]
/ Kel: Yeah... no worries. And you are? / [[Stilling looking worried and nervous, Aethelbert introduces himself]]
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: Hogsworth, miss. Bertie Hogsworth. ... I heard you were a herbalist... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071029 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bertie works his way up towards the request he wants to make. | [[In her mind the wheels are literally grinding as Kel puts two and two together. Aethelbert stands nervously twisting hist hat in the meantime]] / [[Kel suddenly gets things together and her face lights up]] / Kel: Why, yes, I am! How can I help you? / [[Aethelbert is still nervous while Kel turns away from him and covers up her chest with crossed arms]] / Aethelbert Hogsworth: Ehrm... I could wait until you get dressed...
/ Kel (thinking): Yeah, if that damned dress fit me.
/ Kel: "Eh, I'm a witch. Just look me in the eyes and we'll both be fine. / [[Kel uncovers herself again as Aethelbert looks her straight into her eyes and states his business]]
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: ... it's... about my girlfriend...
/ Kel: You have a girlfriend?
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: Yes.
/ Kel: Uh-huh. Go on.
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: I think she might, you... *mumbles* / [[Not able to hear what he says, Kel tries to shake Aethelbert to speak up]]
/ Kel: What?
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: *mumbles*
/ Kel: Speak up, boy!
/ Aethelbert Hogsworth: *mumbles* / [[Outside the cabin, from his hiding place in the reeds, Jodoque watches a group of armed men approaching the cabin]]
/ Shadowy person: You'd better be right about this Own. Because is this is another one of your deliriums...
/ Owen: No, sir! I'm as sober as can be, sir! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071031 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20071102">http://rocr.net/?p=20071102 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel makes a valid point and gets Bertie to buzz off already. That doesn't mean her problems are over. | [[Aethelbert keeps eye contact with Kel but looks a little nervously and sheepishly at her]]
/ Aethelbert: Erhm... couldn't you at least, like, come over and... you know, use your nose? / [[Kel looks perplexed, not understanding]] / [[Kel stares closely at Aethelbert]]
/ Kel: ... my nose. / [[Aethelbert nervously turns his hat in his hands, trying to partly hide behind it]]
/ Aethelbert: Yeah... because the Wolf would know right? It'd save me having to - because you'd be able to smell, right? / [[Kel turns her eyes upwards and looks miffed]]
/ Kel: Ooh, do you even like your girlfriend at all? / [[Aethelbert puts on his hat and turns his back to Kel, head low]]
/ Aethelbert: Right... too dangerous, I guess. Sorry, forget I asked. / [[Aethelbert turns to look back at Kel while he walks towards the door... which it blocked by a miffed Sheriff Hogsworth. Shocked, Kel sees the impeding doom]]
/ Aethelbert: I'll just be on my way. Sorry to waste your time.
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: Ahem! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071105 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel tries to scarper, but Sheriff Hogsworth takes control. | [[Aethelbert angrily confronts a confused Owen while the Sheriff in turn bears down on him. In the meantime, Kel tries to back out the unguarded door]]
/ Aethelbert: Owen, you bastard! Did you have to rat on me again?
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: Boy, you are in a world of trouble. / [[The Sheriff turns to face Kel, who smiles nervously]]
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: ... using my prisoner's house to meet with this ginger whore - And for God's sake, put some clothes on Woman!
/ Kel: Alright! / [[Throwing up his hands, Owen tries to establish his innoncence. He is faced by Aethelbert and the Sheriff turns back to him]]
/ Owen: I swear, I didn't know you were here! I saw a strange plant thing go into the house so I reported-
/ Aethelbert: Wait, wait!
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: "A strange plant thing." / [[Aethelbert looks at the Sheriff while pointing towards Kel who is donning the shift found in the cabin]]
/ Aethelbert: Are you saying that this isn't the Witch who lives here?
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: Nice try, son. / [[The Sheriff bears down on Kel who steps back in nervous defense]]
/ Kel: I can explain! I was investigating-
/ Sheriff Hogsworth: - naked? / [[Kel looks flustered, desperately trying to find a plausible excuse]]
/ Kel: It's because I -
/ Kel (thinking) Came here as a plant - No!
/ Kel: It's a -
/ Kel (thinking) Shapeshifting thing - No! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071107 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Atra's crew isn't getting far. High, yes, but not far. | [[Obviously more or less tipsy, Marion sits naked in front of the fire, putting two fingers across her eyebrows]]
/ Marion: Werewolves have eyebrows that meet in the middle, like so! / [[Pretty high too, Atra looks dreamingly while putting a finger on her tongue]]
/ Atra: So she can pluck! Girls, I don't want to send an innocent girl to the stake, but I don't want a Werewolf running loose either! We need something better! By the way, your Ergot extract really hits the spot. / [[Hefting a mug, Shireen, looking normal, lifts her hand and crosses a couple of fingers]]
/ Shireen: A Werewolf's ring finger is longer than its middle finger. / [[Atra shakes her head and looks into the fire]]
/ Atra: In what way is that even a wolflike trait? We might as well ask the girl if she's named "Vuk"!
/ Marion: Ooh, is she?
/ Atra: No. / [[Shireen reaches out to support a high Marion who sits with her hands in the air]]
/ Shireen: Well suit yourself. Hey, Marion, don't overdo the Ergot, that stuff's dangerous if you take too much.
/ Marion: Bah. Who needs arms and legs when you can float in space and time. / [[Atra takes a sip of her mug, looking contemplating. Shireen looks at her]]
/ Atra: Well... there IS one other option... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071112 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hey, it may just be another forest fire, but let an old man have his dreams! | [[Sheriff Hogsworth, Bertie Hogsworth, Kel, Constable Griff, Constable Rhys and Constable Owen walk through the forest.]]
/ Bertie: Dad, is this really necessary?
/ Sheriff: Shut up. / Sheriff: I've half a mind to put you in the stocks for being a bloody useless waste of space.
/ Griff: Sheriff!
/ Sheriff: ...What? / [[Griff points at columns of smoke from behind the vegetation.]]
/ Griff: Over there. / Sheriff: Fascinating! If we're really lucky we just might have a long night's work on our hands. / [[The company marches on towards the smoke.]]
/ Sheriff: Of course, it may just be another boring forest fire... but let an old man have his dreams!
/ Kel: Is he always like this?
/ Owen: For him? This is STABLE! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071114 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20071116">http://rocr.net/?p=20071116 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Things aren't going well at the Sabbath, but they're about to get worse. | [[Sheriff Hogsworth looks out from the vegetation as Atra, Shireen and Marion argue.]]
/ Atra: - Look, we won't even have to let her out of the stocks. It'll be perfectly safe!
/ Shireen: I don't care! I'm not doin' it! / Shireen: I've had enough trouble with my Rhymnis and my Bleddin. I'm not taking chances with this one. I'm not like you and your ginger friend.
/ Atra: What's that supposed to mean? / Shireen: You know what I mean! Kel Mansdottir went dragon-huntin' while she was carryin' her daughter! An' I've heard stories about your younger days... / [[Constable Gryff has had enough, but the Sheriff waves off his objections.]]
/ Gryff: Can we go, Sheriff? Surely Marion Turniproot isn't worth having to sit through those two old gossips bickering!
/ Sheriff: Shush, Constable! / Shireen: Well, young Kel can get herself eaten by a dragon, see if I care. But I'm not putting my baby near a werewolf's maw! An' that's final! / [[Sheriff Hogsworth gets up, revealing himself from behind the vegetation.]]
/ Sheriff: Well, she's said it. Time to break this party up. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071119 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Queen has abdicated. Long live the Queen! | [[In the presence of her advisors, Countess Alcydia, and some representatives of Wolfmen, Nightmares and Demons, Queen Elspeth signs her statement of abdication.]]
/ Elspeth: There... and there. That's it. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20071121a |
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