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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: If you can read this, you're very lucky. I've struggled hard to post this.... | 2. Dhouard: ... Soon shall it fall upon me to forth-bring more Dhouard, begot by only other living Dhouard. / Jodoque: Why don't you get some elven prince to do the begetting?
/ 2. Dhouard: ...And befoul Dhouard blood? That shall not do! / 2. Dhouard: Nay, nay, nay... were I to dally with Elvish, twould be for the pleasantry of it! / 2. Dhouard: ...And what luck for to have slave who be rugged! Perchance have you gnomish blood in you? / [[The second Dhouard is about to hump Jodoque.]]
/ Jodoque: There's something you should know. I'm-
/ 2. Dhouard: Hush now, dear slave. / [[An animal roar is heard from outside.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030718 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The female Douard has an unexpected opinion as to what manner of beast might be baying outside. It's hairy and stinky and has fangs, or so it is claimed. | [[The second Dhouard is scared.]]
/ 2. Dhouard: Not the monster!
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: ...Phew! / 2. Dhouard: I am ruesome, slave! Monster always take the mood out of me.
/ Jodoque: Uh... no problem! / 2. Dhouard: It howl are a fright! It a big, dirtful lumberer! All sinew and fur and stink and claw! / 2. Dhouard: It can't but be that beast of saga, the hyoo-man!
/ Jodoque: Haha! / 2. Dhouard: What so funful?
/ Jodoque: You've got it all so mixed up! I'm human, and- / [[Jodoque is unceremoniously booted out of the Dhouards' den.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030721 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Don't click! Today's installment has been postponed to Saturday, and this is the only way I could think of to tell you. | [[Jodoque sits outside the den, rubbing his bottom.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: That was... unexpected. / [[The second Dhouard tosses Jodoque's sword after him.]] / [[Jodoque picks up the sword.]] / [[Carrying the sword, Jodoque wanders aimlessly through the dark forest.]] / [[The forest gets denser.]] / [[Jodoque hacks his way through the vegetation.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030725 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla has explained the situation to the Rogues, and Ottar has some strategic ideas of his own. | [[Hildegard speaks off-panel. Norla stands on the table.]]
/ Hildegard: You gave us quite a startle, Sidhe-Norla!
/ Norla: Just Norla will do... / [[Fay, in Hildegard's arms, tries to grasp Norla.]]
/ Hildegard: In fact, I think little Fay is still a bit confused. No, Fay, that's not your mummy! / [[Norla addresses Ottar.]]
/ Norla: So, Ottar, will you come with me to testify on Kel's behalf?
/ Ottar: How could I not? / Ottar: But what-for stop there? What-for not bring Wythllew to justness? / Jake: if you could do that, wouldn't that mean she's not all that dangerous, and so undermine Kel's defense? / Norla: Good point. That's Gnomish thinking, that is! / Ottar: It shall not be easeful... but with two fay against one, and witches two... 'tWould safe-make the woods forever! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030726 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maghreid and company are still keeping their eye on Norla, even though it's late and they're all a bit disheveled. Maghreid isn't too happy with how things are going. | [[Maghreid watches Norla talking in her crystal ball.]]
/ Norla: It's getting late. I'll sleep on it. / [[Maghreid screams from inside the Sinn Fae building.]]
/ Maghreid: Noooo! / [[Maghreid yells off-panel. Abúi is interrupted while painting her body with woad.]]
/ Maghreid: Idiot! Don't listen to him!
/ Abúi: ? / [[P'séaigg flies into the room. Maghreid is shouting at the crystal ball.]]
/ Maghreid: Isn't it enough that Kel and Kangra got themselves jailed? Must you kill yourself trying to get at the renegade? / P'séaigg: What's wrong?
/ Abúi: Where's the fire?
/ Maghreid: Abúi, P'séaigg...
/ Maghreid: Be honest with me. They've all got different fathers... did they get the suicidal stupidity from me? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030729 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Discussion of Wythllew, Sinn Fae strategy and the appropriate time to paint tribal patterns on your body. | P'séaigg: What did she do?
/ Maghreid: She's met that Ottar fellow, and he's trying to enlist her in some hare-brained scheme to arrest the renegade. / [[Abúi is speaking off-panel.]]
/ P'séaigg: Did she agree?
/ Maghreid: Not in so many words, but-
/ Abúi: Excuse me? / Abúi: Are we talking about Wythllew the scholar, formerly of Wodeskog? / Maghreid: Yes, but-
/ Abúi: So why are we calling her "the renegade"? Seems to me Sinn Fae could work with people like that. / Maghreid: I suppose you've actually read her-
/ P'Séaigg: C'n I ask you a question? / [[P'séaigg speaks off-panel.]]
/ P'séaigg: Were you really painting your patterns back on just before bedtime?
/ Abúi: What kind of question is that? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030730 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maghreid has quite a reputation, and appears to be respected by the folks at Sinn Fae. | P'séaigg: Surely if they're so important to you, you can get them tattooed on?
/ Abúi: Bah! My body is my Grimborg. / Maghreid: Enough, you two! P'séaigg, you're right about one thing. We should all be in bed. Do you have- / P'séaigg: - a room for the night? In the attic. / [[P'séaigg flies into the attic which serves as a dorm room, carrying a blanket. Faeries are sleeping on straw, under blankets, alone, in pairs or in groups.]]
/ P'séaigg: Quiet! There are some people here already! / [[Some faeries notice the presence of P'séaigg and Maghreid.]]
/ 1. Faerie: Hey, look! It's Lord P'séaigg!
/ 2. Faerie: Mm? / 3. Faerie: And look who's with him! It's Sidhe-Maghreid!
/ 1. Faerie: Wow! Is this a show of support? / [[The unnamed faeries speak off-panel.]]
/ 2. Faerie: I knew she'd come out! I knew it!
/ 4. Faerie: I heard she'd gone a bit dotty though.
/ 5. Faerie: She looks about five hundred years old!
/ 6. Faerie: Should we salute, you think?
/ 7. Faerie: Not me, I'm sleeping.
/ 8. Faerie: I reckon we should make her queen!
/ Maghreid: Word to the wise, Abúi. Don't go into politics if you like to sleep where you darn well please. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030801 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Walking through the undergrowth, to the house in the woods. The deeper I go, the darker it gets. I peer through the window, open the door... | [[Jodoque hacks and slashes his way through the undergrowth.]] / [[Jodoque approaches a house in the woods.]] / [[Jodoque peers through the window.]] / [[Inside the house, a monstrous creature is sleeping curled up on the floor.]] / [[Jodoque looks up.]] / [[Jodoque walks in through the door.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030804 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque contemplates the thing on the floor, then decides that there can be more than one, thank you very much. | [[Jodoque walks towards the monster.]] / [[Jodoque stands behind the monster's back, his sword in hand.]] / [[Jodoque raises his sword.]] / [[Jodoque lowers his sword.]] / [[Jodoque walks towards a corner of the house.]] / [[Jodoque sits down in the corner and relaxes.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030806 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Good morning, good morning, it's your early morning call. Wake up, love! Wake up, man! Wake up child, pay attention! Geddup! | [[Morning. Jean-Pierre the French Rooster crows in French.]]
/ Jean-Pierre: Cocoricooooo!
/ 1. Chicken: B'k bok.
/ 2. Boo! / [[Jean-Pierre crows off-panel. Ragnarok and the other people in the homestead awake in their bedsteads. Fay and Harold cry.]]
/ Jean-Pierre: Cocoricoooooo!
/ Harold/Fay: Waaaa!
/ Ragnarok: Aw, shut yer gob, you feathered Frankish pillock!
/ Ottar: Speak, and he shall be coq-au-vin. / [[Brakeburn the painter is restoring Abúi's body paintings. He is doing her wings.]]
/ Abúi: Is our illustrious commander awake yet?
/ Brakeburn: Sit still! / [[Kangra tries to rouse Kel from her sleep.]]
/ Kangra: Wake up! It's time for mudball practice! / [[Jodoque awakes.]] / [[Jodoque finds himself in a large bed. A woman, Eniac, stands before him, waiting on him.]]
/ Eniac: ...Awake? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030808 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque has fallen asleep in a hovel, and awoken in a castle. And there's a girl at the foot of his bed... | Eniac: Good. My master expects you for breakfast. / [[Jodoque rubs his eyes. Eniac speaks off-panel.]]
/ Jodoque: I don't like the sound of that.
/ Eniac: What? Oh, a jest. I have filled a tub and will lay out clean clothes. We shall eat in an hour. / [[Jodoque looks at the trousers.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: But are they safe to wear? / [[Jodoque, dressed in the new outfit, walks through a corridor of the castle. There is a hunting trophy on the wall and a Lutin skeleton in a jar on a commode.]] / [[Eniac announces Jodoque to her master in his hall.]]
/ Eniac: Sir Davignon of Clwyd-Rhan! / Green Knight: Welcome, Sir Davignon. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030811 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The big green guy puts Jodoque at ease concerning his knightly status. Or at least, he tries to. | Jodoque: I don't know about the "Sir", your lordship. I'm not a knight.
/ Green Knight: Oh, but you are! / Green Knight: I have followed your exploits from afar, and I was very impressed! / Green Knight: Mrfl. Very impressed. / Green Knight: You faced danger for your loved one! You endured your captivity with patience and determination! You even resisted the temptation of a dalliance with a powerful and high-born Dhouard! / Green Knight: And you refused to kill a sleeping animal, monstrous though it was. Many a knight has failed that one, and those never get to find me for their final test. / Green Knight: What use bravery to the villainous? Sit down and eat. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030813 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight talks about his love for the land. And soup. Soup is important. | Jodoque: This meat is great! What is it?
/ Green Knight: Griffin. The egg is from a griffin as well. / Green Knight: The woods here are a great source of game. Especially the area around the old wooden castle. / Green Knight: On my last hunt, I nearly bagged a basilisk. Basilisk eyeball soup is a delicacy. / Green Knight: And there are many rare elvish tribes. Nixies, bogles, some trolls, bwcas... even a village of wild Breton lutins. Avoid them if you know what's good for you. / Green Knight: In fact, I never let anyone near them unless they've passed my test.
/ Jodoque: Mmyeah. About that test? / Jodoque: I don't care that much about taking any test or proving my worth or anything... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030815 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: My manners are cutting off heads! | Green Knight: You are not interested...
/ Jodoque: Sorry. All I came here to do is to... / Green Knight: You are not interested...
/ Jodoque: ... Deliver a summons to the Gnomian High Court. It's a bit torn up, but... / [[The Green Knight picks Jodoque up by the collar.]]
/ Green Knight: Shut up, you little maggot!
/ Jodoque: Glb! / [[The Green Knight slams Jodoque against a wall.]]
/ Green Knight: How dare you order the Green Knight around like a low-born serf? / Green Knight: I am not subject to Gnomian law! This is my domain! / Green Knight: You will pass my test or die! Understood? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030818 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight isn't keen on being humphed at. Bit of a prima donna, this Green Knight. | [[The Green Knight drags Jodoque through the corridor.]]
/ Green Knight: Wench, fetch the axes and the block!
/ Eniac: Humph!
/ Green Knight: Don't humph me! / Green Knight: Razzafrazzin' cheek... a summons from the Gnomian high court... / [[Eniac puts the block in place. The Green Knight pulls Jodoque up towards it.]]
/ Green Knight: Behold, worm! / Green Knight: In a few minutes, I shall lay my head upon this block, and you will hack it off.
/ Jodoque: That's it? / Green Knight: Then you will lay your head on the block, and I shall hack that off. / [[The Green Knight speaks off-panel.]]
/ Green Knight: And if you withstand this ordeal as well as I do... That is, without as much as a twitch of your whiskers... Then I shall grant you your wish. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030820 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque indulges in revery, even though it's not the time for it. Then he takes a leaf out of Kel's book. | Green Knight: What say you to that, worm?
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: I have to do it! It's my only hope for saving Kel! But... I can't! / Jodoque [[thinks]]:I'm not cut out for this! Kel's always the one who knows what to do! / Jodoque [[thinks]]: Yeah, she'd do the most blitheringly stupid thing that crossed her mind. ...and get away with it. Gotta love her. / [[The Green Knight pulls Jodoque's collar and presents him with an axe.]]
/ Green Knight: I SAID: TAKE THIS AXE!
/ Jodoque: Glb! / Jodoque: Uh... uh... / Jodoque: You know... I'd rather go first if you don't mind. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030822 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're back with new material! Jodoque and the Green Knight argue about who should be the first to get his head cut off. | Green Knight: Sir, I must insist you take the axe.
/ Jodoque: Thanks, but after you. / Green Knight: Really, this is most irregular. Please take the axe.
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: He's on the defensive!
/ Jodoque: No! / Green Knight: Grrrrumble...
/ Jodoque: What's the matter? Can't stand the thought of anyone being braver than you? / Green Knight: All right! WENCH! Take our coats!
/ Jodoque: ... / [[Jodoque and the Green Knight take off their coats and shirts. The Green Knight gives his to Eniac.]]
/ Green Knight: Put these away. I don't want any blood stains on them like last time. [[whispers]] And don't forget to do the enchantment! / [[Jodoque gives his shirt to Eniac.]]
/ Jodoque: Uhm, yeah. Keep this clean, too. [[whispers]] Do I also have to whisper something? Is that lucky?
/ Eniac: Don't worry! I'll help you out! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030922 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque's final interior monologue is crudely interrup- | Jodoque [[thinks]]: "Don't worry"... That's easy for you to say! / Green Knight: Come on! You're not getting second thoughts, are you?
/ Jodoque: Yes, yes! Keep your beard on! / [[Jodoque kneels down before the chopping block.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: There must be some trick involved... / [[Jodoque puts his head on the block.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: He has some magic to survive a beheading... but I sure as hell don't... Surely he realises that? / Jodoque [[thinks]]: Surely he'll just nick the back of my neck or something before handing the axe to- / [[The axe cuts right through Jodoque's neck, severing his head from his body. Blood flows.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030924 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This comic is very... red. Red and gruesome. | [[Jodoque's head rolls. A spray of blood colours the room red.]] / [[Jodoque's head rolls on. The Green Knight and Eniac remove Jodoque's body, which is still spraying blood, from the chopping block. / [[Jodoque's severed and startled head lies on the ground. The Green Knight has picked up Jodoque's body. Eniac is about to pull the axe from the chopping blood.]] / [[The Green Knight parks Jodoque's body next to his head. The body is still spraying blood.]] / [[The Green Knight walks back towards the chopping block.]]
/ Green Knight: [[unintelligible.]]
/ Eniac: Yes, Milord. / Green Knight: Now let's wait for him to wake up.
/ Eniac: ...and catch on! He doesn't seem very bright. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030926 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030929-norlanaked">http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030929-norlanaked | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla acts as a chicken psychologist, and explains about conversing with birds. | Ottar: And?
/ Norla: It's nothing, really. / Norla: when you kill that fox, you gave them a big fright, and that's what they think of when they see you. They're not bright, you see.
/ Jean-Pierre: Cocoricoo! / Norla: Just feed them as you normally would, and they'll forget about it.
/ Ottar: Must be funsome, for to rede with the fowl. / Norla: I hear what they say as a language, but that doesn't mean it makes a lot of sense.
/ Ottar: But are not some birds cunning? / [[Arthur startles Norla and Ottar by fluttering up from a bush.]]
/ Norla: Well-
/ Arthur: Woo-hoo!
/ Norla: Yikes! / Arthur: There's a dead fox in those bushes! Gorge city!
/ Norla: meet the cunningest bird I know. And you can understand him too. Congratulations! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031001 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The severed head is alone with its thoughts for a while... but in the sea of blood, something stirs! Colored by Jeroen. | [[Jodoque's head still lies next to his body.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: Wow! It's true what they say about being beheaded! / Jodoque [[thinks]]: You get to look at your dead body and feel your head fly... / [[Jodoque's body snaps its fingers.
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: ...And then you're gone! Just like that! / [[Jodoque eyes his body.]] / [[Jodoque's body waves.]] / [[Jodoque's body pinches his nose.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031003 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bring me the head of... oh, never mind, I'll pick it up myself. Colored by Jeroen. | [[Jodoque's body gets up.]]
/ Green Knight: At last! / [[Jodoque's body picks up his head.]] / [[Jodoque puts his head back on.]] / [[Jodoque speaks to the Green Knight in a harsh, guttural voice.]]
/ Jodoque: Hand me that axe... / [[The Green Knight puts his head on the chopping block.]]
/ Green Knight: Make it a clean cut! / [[Jodoque raises his axe.]]
/ Jodoque: Oh... I will... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031006 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: After the mudball training, the inmates cool down at the stream and discuss Kel's refereeing skills and the matter of her mud avoidance. | [[Kel whistles on her fingers.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031008 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Introducing Bonfire and Clydesdale... what would they be banged up for? Includes footnote. | [[Kel and the mudball faeries have reached the Dyrtforrabyggern's artificial stream and are settling down to clean themselves up in it.
/ Kel: Is that because of Sinn Fae raising a stink?
/ Spig: Oh no! / Spig: We just don't get up to a lot of crimes that are covered under the Republic's law. / Spig: They did come to my aid a bit though. I'm in here for selling Dust to separatists... and caviar to Mr. C.M.I.I. Daoibleagh. / [[Spig unfolds a little white dress.]]
/ Kel: Is that a crime?
/ Spig: It is if you know what he does with it. / [[Spig indicates Bonfire and Clydesdale.]]
/ Spig: I don't care though. I get a big kick out of smuggling. Now these two... / [[Spig speaks off-panel. Bonfire and Clydesdale wave.]]
/ Spig: Bonfire and Clydesdale, they like to rob and steal! They re-re-re-re-stole the Great Whopper of Carbunk*).
/ Bonfire: Hi.
/ {{*) The Great Whopper of Carbunk hasn't been kept in Carbunk for hundreds of years. Back in the days of the various elven species and clans fighting one another, the Whopper, a huge diamond in a shape that the inhabitants of Carbunk found amusingly suggestive, was stolen from the High Elven town of Carbunk by the Gnomes of the Plains. They lost it to the Gnomes of the Bog, who lost it to the High Elves of Wodeskog. From the High Elves of Wodeskog it was stolen by the faeries of Wodeskog, who didn't see anything amusing about the shape but knew an opportunity to annoy the High Elves when they saw one. From Wodeskog it was taken by a pack of wild Lutins after a raid. The Lutins traded it to C.M.I.I. Daoibleagh for a jar of his Special Spicy Spices, but before they could ask for it back, the Gnomes of the Bog managed to steal it back from mr. Daoibleagh. They then lost it to the Elves of the Earth. The Elves of the Earth had it stolen from them by a mixed-species party of urban drunks in the very early days of the Gnomian Republic, who succesfully fended off an attempt by a passing raven to carry it off but had the misfortune to cross the path of the Republic's most notorious thieves.
/ The Great Whopper is the subject of many many jokes which the faeries don't understand and the High Elves quite sensibly refuse to allow to be written down anywhere.}} http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031010 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Filling you up with footnote lovin' | Kangra: They put you in jail for that? I'd think there wouldn't be enough space for all whoppernappers!
/ [[Clydesdale speaks off-panel]]
/ Clydesdale: Well, no... / Clydesdale: Actually, we took it to the previous owners, the Elven Clan of the Earth, and got a medal! / [[Kangra speaks off-panel]]
/ Kangra: When you say "Got"...
/ Clydesdale: Well... Technically... Oh, all right. "Stole". / Bonfire hands Clydesdale a whistle.
/ Bonfire: Stingy bastards wouldn't pay us.
/ Clydesdale: ...and we had just hired a bard to write up our adventures. Thanks luv. / Kangra: Come to think of it, I have heard a song about you two! But it's not very flattering!
/ Bonfire: Yeah... / Bonfire: Well, that bard got a bit stroppy after his favorite silver fife disappeared. **) / {{*)Whoppernapping is in fact considered more of a sport than a proper theft. Similar to students stealing landmarks as a prank, although in this case the pranksters are often quite elderly and sober.}} / {{**)At their trial for Theft of a Musical Instrument from a Musician, Bonfire and Clydesdale escaped the customary sentence of being slowly roasted to death ***) by plea-bargaining; they accepted ten years in jail for a number of trivial thefts in exchange for the charge of Musical Instrument theft being dropped. This also meant that they didn't have to give up the fife itself, although their home at the time was searched several times in case it accidentally turned up there. They did not have it on their persons during their trial, and it also wasn't found when they were brought back to the Dyrtforrabyggern to start doing their time, so the fact that they have it now must have something to do with being in the company of a faerie who enjoys smuggling. / The song, incidentally, starts like this: /
/ Hey Mr. Bonfire, I'm gonna kick your head.
/ I'll pound you in the noggin 'till you wish that you were dead.
/ I'll skin your hide and tan it for a medical display
/ Except those big old ears of you, for these I'll throw away. / Hey, lady Clydesdale, you fat and stupid cow.
/ I'll put you in a grinder, and feed you to the sows... /
/ and goes on for another thirty verses, each more imaginative and gruesome than the last. It was a minor hit for the bard.}} / {{***) When the Constitution of the Gnomian Republic was drafted, the Founders insisted that a provision be made against cruel and unusual punishments, but were persuaded to add in "except in the case of cruel and unusual crime". As a result, while most of the Republic's criminal justice system is very mild, the penalty for flooding the Crystal Ball Network with unwanted advertising is being pushed head first into a wasps' nest.}} http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031013 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Things have gotten oddly disorientating and dizzying for the Green Knight. Colored by Jeroen. | [[The Green Knight yells off-panel. Jodoque waits.]]
/ Green Knight: Eniac! Thief! Give that back you treasonous piece of- / [[The Green Knight yells, and Eniac speaks, off-panel. Jodoque waits.]]
/ Green Knight: Shiaaah!
/ Eniac: Catch, human! / [[Jodoque catches the Green Knight's head.]] / Green Knight: Let go of me! You are dishonoring the beheading- / [[Jodoque tosses the head back to Eniac, letting it bump near the Green Knight's body, which tries to grab it.]]
/ Green Knight: Cont-ow!
/ Jodoque: Catch. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031015 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Eniac the Elven servant turns out to hold a grudge, melons are mentioned and a nut is cracked. Colored by Jeroen. | Green Knight: Give!
/ Eniac: No! / [[Eniac pulls the Green Knight's head away from the Green Knight's body's grasping hands.]]
/ Eniac: Don't come any nearer! / [[Eniac slams the Green Knight's head against the wall.]]
/ Eniac: I mean it!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031017 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Eniac expresses a wish to meet out retributive justice, and Jodoque starts feeling the after-effects of his decapitation. | Eniac: What do you want, human?
/ Jodoque: I need his head alive ...and so do you. / Eniac: I do?
/ Jodoque: He...must answer for his crimes to a Gnomian court. / Eniac: Bah. Why let the Gnomes have a say when we could settle the score right here and now? / Jodoque: My wife is... not a gnome, and she is in jail because of how the Knight abused the Rite. Now give me... / [[Jodoque is losing his battle against blood loss and exhaustion.]]
/ Jodoque: Give me ... the... / [[Jodoque collapses in Eniac's arms. The Green Knight's head rolls away.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031020 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque's fade from consciousness alarms the political wings of the Faerie Liberation movement. | [[P'séaigg, Maghreid, Abúi and Isolde the lawyer have been following Jodoque's actions in a crystal ball.]]
/ Maghreid: Aw... he blanked out! / P'séaigg: I think he was persuasive though.
/ Maghreid: Yeah... he's quite the politician! / Abúi: I'm not sure we can trust that High Elven girl.
/ Maghreid: Hmmmno. Neither am I. / Isolde: Her name and circumstances match a reference in my files. Could she perhaps be one and the same as Eniac Vaxdottir? / Maghreid: What?
/ Isolde: My files refer to a high elven girl who failed to return from her Rite of Serfdom some four years ago. / Maghreid: I remember Lord Vax from way back when. A nasty piece of work! Doesn't like faeries much... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031022 |
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