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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Why not abandon all fear? | Devil: Technically speaking, there's no reason why you shouldn't abandon fear either! / Devil: We can't kill you, after all. Trust me, it will make your eternity of torment a lot easier. / Devil: Consider also that all your earthly ambitions are now irrelevant, and the rest of your existence will be... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010406 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Thwak! # 2 | [[Tamlin sees stars.]]
/ Tamlin: That ... was better.
/ Devil: Good. I hate it when people badmouth my philosophies. / Tamlin: You might as well tell me: Is there anythhing you don't hate? / [[The Devil ponders.]] / [[The Devil ponders.]] / Devil: As a matter of fact: yes. Follow me.
/ Tamlin [[thinks]]:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010407 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Demon: Take a seat. / Demon: That's right. Behind the pillar.
/ Tamlin: Like this? Okay. / Tamlin: So...is this some kind of trial?
/ Demon: in a way...
/ Tamlin: Are you the judge? Cause I don't think the, you know, living embodiment of all that's evil should be the judge. With all due respect,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010409 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pillars in a circle, uh-oh | Devil: Not me, pal. Look, there she comes. / [[Biddy Robertson, a witch, is silhouetted in the light of hellfire.]] / Tamlin: well, that's a surprise. But something tells me it's not a pleasant one.
/ Devil: Well, this IS hell... / Tamlin: Anyway, who are the other victims?
/ Devil: Oh boy, you're gonna... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010410 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A surprise, of sorts. | [[Jodoque is revealed in the spotlight.]] / [[Kel is revealed in the spotlight.]] / [[Atra is revealed in the spotlight.]] / [[Jake is revealed in the spotlight. He doesn't quite reach up to his lectern.]]
/ Jake: Anyone got a stool? Hey! / Tamlin: Congratulations... / Tamlin: I am now overcome with... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010411 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Demon: Let the game begin!
/ Tamlin: Game? This is a game? / Witch: We'll play just one round. Whoever is the weakest link will get an eternity of torment. The rest of you will not.
/ Witch: ...yet. / Witch: Question one...
/ Tamlin: Hold it! What are the rules?
/ Demon: Sht! / Witch: Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010412 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: But but but... what are the rules? | Witch [[Biddy Robertson]]: Wrong. It was you. Jodoque... / [[The witch, Biddy Robertson, speaks off-panel.]]
/ Witch: Last year, how did Tamlin...
/ Jodoque: By picking a fight with the sheriff after one drink too many. / [[The witch, Biddy Robertson, speaks off-panel.]]
/ Witch: It was more than one... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010413 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[The gang is being questioned by a witch with horns, in the style of "The Weakest Link"]] / Witch: Atra...in 989, at the request of your friend Ragnarok...
/ Atra: (thinking) I-yi-yi! / Witch: ...you brewed an aphrodisiac, which she intended...
/ Ragnarok: (thinking) I-yi-yi! / Witch: ...to... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010414 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Witch: What was Tamlin's role in the gang's mission to rescue Kel from a dragon in 993? / Jake: He sank the beer, bragged about his past heroics and stole the credit after Kel rescued herself.
/ Witch: Correct.
/ Jake: Wadda lowlife, huh? / Witch: One of you is surplus to requirements. Holding... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010415 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Witch: Tamlin, why did you pick Kel?
/ Tamlin: Well, she was slow and...uh...
/ Witch: ...and you always pick on her, right?
/ Demon: Ha ha ha ha! / Witch: Jake, what made you think Tamlin was the weakest link?
/ Jake: Come on! I've known him for 25 years! He's a complete boob! / Witch: Kel, is... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010416 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Toothless Crocodile Pit | [[Two demons plunge Tamlin into the Crocodile Pit.]]
/ Tamlin: AAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Tamlin wakes up.]]
/ Tamlin: AAAAAAAAAAAA / [[Jake stands in front of Tamlin, with freshly caught pheasants.]]
/ Tamlin: Waaaah!
/ Jake: Tut tut tut. / Jake: Tut tut / [[Jake speaks off-panel. Tamlin tries to get up.]]
/ Jake:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010417 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Oh God Oh God Oh God | [[Tamlin staggers through the forest, clutching his forehead.]]
/ Tamlin: Oh God! Oh God! Owww Gho-odh! / [[Tamlin arrives at the Rogues' homestead, where Kel and Ragnarok are roasting fish.]]
/ Tamlin: Uh... hi..
/ Ragnarok: Hi! / Ragnarok: You look awful! Would you like a drink?
/ Tamlin: Goat's milk. / Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010418 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Tamlin: Who are you?
/ Opportunitas: Lady Opportunitas. / Opportunitas: I want to show you something. Take my hand. / Tamlin: ?
/ Opportunitas: Easy... / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010419 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Guide: Who'd you most like to see here?
/ Tamlin: uh... / Tamlin: A leech?
/ Guide: Guess again. / Tamlin: King Groy?
/ Guide: Nope. / [[Tamlin observes Hell]] / [[Tamlin observes Hell]] / [[Tamlin observes Hell, and thinks]] / Tamlin: My competitor, Barnard Pothelm!
/ Guide: Bingo! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010420 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20010430">http://rocr.net/?p=20010430 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Log cabin plans | Tamlin: So these are the plans for the new log cabin? Nice.
/ Jake: Yup. Can't say I'm looking forward to the work though. Especially not in this heatwave.
/ Tamlin: Well... we all know what you like to do in a heatwave, Jake.
/ Jake: Uh...
/ Tamlin: Taking a bath is not a spectator sport! At the very least... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010501 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Atra rains on a parade. | [[Atra and Kel speak over a black background.]]
/ Atra: No!
/ Kel: But...
/ Atra: No way. I don't do births. Births are icky. Unhygienic! / Atra: I should know. I've had ten babies. If you need a midwife, go to Mrs. Leppiainen from the bath house. / [[Atra walks off.]]
/ Atra: She's good.
/ Kel: But... / Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010502 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Tamlin: Ha! "Trusty" Leppiainen's wife. Remember when Leppi was in the gang? We made a lot of money in those days. Oh, of course you don't. You weren't there. But your brother, Dag, he was. He must have told you about him. Heh. Kid looked up to him even more than he looked up to me. Can't blame him.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010503 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Dag's fate | Ragnarok: Oh, I haven't seen him in a long time. / Tamlin: You know, if you add a lot of honey, this stuff tastes just like mead.
/ Ragnarok: Keep telling yourself that. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010504 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20010507">http://rocr.net/?p=20010507 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It's a genuine Eriksson! | Jodoque: What's up?
/ Tamlin: Jake and I are cleaning out the storage pits. / [[Tamlin pulls a bagpipe out of the pit.]]
/ Tamlin: Man, there's a lot of rubbish in there. Look at this!
/ Jodoque: Wow! / [[Jodoque examines the bagpipe.]]
/ Jodoque: That's a Squealeagh and Stranglehogg instrument! Where... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010508 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Say, you're not thinking of having it mended, are you? | [[Jodoque holds the bagpipes. Tamlin speaks off-panel.]]
/ Jodoque: Too bad. An instrument like this can really take you to the heart of the song.
/ Tamlin: < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010509 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010510">http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010510 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Tamlin: Oh, all right. There's a bit of a tale to that. / [[Tamlin narrates the remainder of the scenes]]
/ Tamlin: Many years ago, a Viking ship was spotted on the shores of Clwyd-Rhan.
/ Tamlin: People expected trouble. / Tamlin: They probably didn't expect it in the form of one man and one woman.
/ Tamlin:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010511 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20010514">http://rocr.net/?p=20010514 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We decided to relocate | Tamlin: I don't remember much of the rest of the evening... But it must have involved a lot of beer. / [[Tamlin narrates. Leppiainen is bending Tamlin's ear.]]
/ Tamlin: I awoke at some point with a splitting headache, while this bearded idiot was still shouting at me in broken Norse. / Tamlin: ...Cause... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010515 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Weren't they ALL unpleasant people? | Kel: So that was the origin of the gang?
/ Jake: Nah. Tamlin 'relocated' every few months in those days. / [[Jake narrates. Atra, flanked by two of her offspring, welcomes Tamlin.]]
/ Jake: In fact, he knew he'd be welcome at Atra's cottage...
/ Atra: Tamlin! And who's the handsome fella you brought with... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010516 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: How can you sit there like that? | Tamlin: The five years he was with us, before he left to start his bath house business, were some of our best... except for one thing.
/ Jake: Nobody got along with his wife. / [[Tamlin narrates. Atra and Sari Leppiainen are in heated debate.]]
/ Tamlin: She quarreled with Atra over witching matters.
/ Sari... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010517 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Dag? | Kel: Dag?
/ Tamlin: This kid who was with us before...
/ Ragnarok: Look, Tamlin, you- / [[The tree house begins to capsize.]]
/ Ragnarok: Whaaa!
/ Tamlin: What the- / [[The tree house falls off the branch that supported it.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010518 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Structural integrity? | [[The tree hut falls on the ground but seems to maintain structural integrity.]] / Tamlin: Ohmygod! Are you girls alright?
/ Atra: I'm fine, thanks.
/ Tamlin: Not you, you old biddy! I mean our, you know, expectant mothers.
/ Ragnarok: I'm find. Told you this hut wasn't safe.
/ Kel: I'm fine. / [[The hut... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010521 |
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