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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Did it sound that sappy? | Ragnarok: You go first
/ Kel: No, you first
/ Ragnarok: No, I insist / Kel: I'm gonna have a bay bee! / Ragnarok: Mueh-heh / [[Ragnarok laughs maniacally off-panel.]]
/ Ragnarok: Heh ha ha ha haha! / [[Ragnarok laughs hysterically off-panel.]]
/ Ragnarok: hahaha hahahaha!
/ Kel: Did it sound that sappy?
/ Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001209 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Splash! | [[Ragnarok beckons from the water.]]
/ Ragnarok: C'mere! Closer / [[Ragnarok grabs Kel by the neckline of her dress and pulls her towards the water.]]
/ Kel: Well? What is- WHAAAAAA! / [[Kel falls into the river.]] / Kel: Aw man! I'd just washed that shirt!
/ Ragnarok: It'll dry. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001211 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Get outta here! | [[Kel pulls off her dress.]]
/ Kel: So what was it you wanted to tell me before you nearly killed yourself laughing? / [[Kel splashes Ragnarok with water.]]
/ Ragnarok: I think I'm pregnant, too!
/ Kel: Get outta here! / Ragnarok: God's own truth! Tamlin and I have finally-
/ Kel: That is not a picture... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001212 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel and Jodoque are enjoying themselves in the forest, playing music.]]
/ Jodoque: Or how about this one: "Gather round and I'll sing you of earl Ędward McGhee... / Jodoque: The earl had seven castles, and manors had he three...
/ Kel: Hold it. / Kel: It sounds very nice but a wee bit predictable. / Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001213 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Jodoque sings.]]
/ Jodoque: A fair maiden with raven hair Said squire dance wit me, With a too-rye-oo-rye full of glee Come squire dance with me
/ Kel: Hmmm yes. Lemme guess. / Kel: She is a witch or an elf, and wants something from him. He leaves his post, and the town is destroyed. / [[Kel speaks... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001214 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Me?
/ Jodoque: I've heard you practise on the lute. Go on! / [[Kel takes the lute.]]
/ Kel: Well, uh, I've been pawing at it a little, but... uh...
/ Kel: Hm... / [[Kel plucks a string.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001215 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel sings.]]
/ Kel: Ahem. Hem. When I woke up this morning, I was ragged and beat down
/ Kel: My tongue was dried-up leather and my head was spinning 'round. / [[Kel sings.]]
/ Kel: Th' beer I had last evening, It done make my poor head ache. Th' beer I had last evening, It done make my poor head ache.
/ Jodoque:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001216 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Opening sequence. | {{This strip and the next 9 were drawn between 1994 and 1996 by the very talented Remco Polman, and published in the fanzines Iris and Impuls. In the Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan timeline, they take place in the year 995, just before the events in The Stone of Contention.
/ One bit of extra background: at the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001218 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The gang find themselves near the village of Dogwhat. | [[Tamlin looks around himself.]]
/ Kel: Well duh! It even said "easy prey!"
/ Tamlin: Irresistible, you gotta admit. But ... uh... where are we? / [[Jake reads a sign.]]
/ Jake: Near the village of Dogwhat, famous for its shopping district and brewery... says here. / Tamlin/Jake/Ragnarok: Brewery... / Jake:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001219 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A tour of the premises, if you'd be so kind, sir? | [[The gang stand before the brewery.]]
/ Tamlin: This must be it!
/ Atra: Sniff / Tamlin: Sniff... strange... I'd have expected a strong smell of beer, but this has more than a hint of soap to it.
/ Atra: Just lovely! / [[Ragnarok knocks on the door.]]
/ Ragnarok: That's to be expected! They gotta clean... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001220 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The process doesn't seem too appealing to the Rogues. | Guide: This is where we age the loaves of bread. Once they are mouldered through completely, they are used as raw material for our beer. / [[The guide points at a kettle.]]
/ Guide: This is kettle no. 1. We use it to brew an extract of the ripened bread. - brlps - pardon! / [[The guide speaks off-panel.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001221 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin gets up to mischief. Malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slim... | [[The guide speaks off-panel. Ragnarok looks around, her sixth sense noticing Tamlin is up to something.]]
/ Guide: This is where we add malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slime...
/ Ragnarok: ! / [[Ragnarok speaks off-panel, angrily. Tamlin is on top of the vat, about to sample the half-finished brew.]]
/ Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001222 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In her own unique manner, Kel discovers the true purpose of the brewer... | [[Kel leans against a wall.]]
/ Kel: It's always the same with those guys. And I don't even like beer. / [[The wall falls down.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001223 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel prevents disaster, Tamlin innovates | [[Kel runs into Tamlin, who drops his glass.]]
/ Kel: Sorry!
/ Tamlin: Well bloody ...! / [[The glass shatters on the floor.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001225 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ... but those other guys are still outside! | [[The rogues have made it outside the brewery.]]
/ Tamlin: Ha! Outside!
/ Ragnarok: But they are still after us!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001226 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin makes the ultimate sacrifice | [[Tamlin balances tenuously on top of his barrel.]]
/ Tamlin: Well, there's nothing to it! / [[Tamlin kicks the barrel from under him, bowling over the soldiers.]]
/ Tamlin: Banzaaaii!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001227 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: And the moral of the story is: the proof of the ale is in the drinking... | [[Jake hacks open the barrel.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001228 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Faerie and the Earth-Pig page 1 | [[Kel and Atra are bathing and simultaneously washing some clothes at the lake.]]
/ Kel: So he's finally subdued that little guy, and guess what he says? / Kel: "...Your money or your life, please... Sir..."
/ Kel: So I think that's cute.
/ Kel: This should be clean... / Atra: You know, I used to know... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010102 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I command thee, O bar of soap | Atra: Oops! Dropped the soap! / Kel: Nevermind. There was another piece lying around here. Jodoque, could you pass me the-
/ Atra: I command thee, O bar of soap! Rise! / [[Kel is startled by the sight of Scarabus the Earth-Pig.]] / Kel: Whaah! You're not Jodoque! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010103 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Scarabus-is-an-earthpig! | Atra: You're a, well... what? / Scarabus: Earth-pig. Scarabus is an earth-pig. / Kel: And what could that be? A cross between an Earthman[*] and a pig? I know that Earthmen get up to all sorts of stuff, but...
/ Atra: Kel! / Scarabus: Scarabus-Is-An-Earth-Pig! / Scarabus: And he will have no innuendo... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010104 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Atra: Pigs have very simple brains and never reach a human-like level of self-awareness. Speaking of which...
/ Kel: Uh-huh... / [[Scarabus speaks off-panel.]]
/ Scarabus: Listen to the sad tale of Scarabus!
/ Atra: Put-some-clothes-on! What-are-you-thinking!
/ Kel: Oh, er. Yeah. / [[Scarabus narrates.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010105 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Will those "weighty tomes" tell if Scarabus makes a habit of spooking unsuspecting bathers?
/ Scarabus: Uh... / [[Scarabus conjures a thick book out of thin air.]]
/ Scarabus: Let Scarabus check... / [[Scarabus reads.]] / Atra: Did you see that?
/ Kel: What?
/ Atra: That book appearing out of nothing.
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010106 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hss! Hss! | [[Kel has put her dress on, but Scarabus's mind's eye still sees her naked.]]
/ Atra: Uh, Mister Scarabus?
/ Kel: There's Jodoque! Yoo-hoo! / [[Jodoque ambles towards the lake, sweating with the heat.]] / [[Jodoque sees Scarabus and is frightened.]] / Jodoque: The Earth-Pig! The Earth-Pig has come back!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010108 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Jodoque dashes off.]]
/ Jodoque: Run for your life!
/ Atra: I didn't know he could run that fast.
/ Kel: I'll go talk to him.
/ Scarabus: Scarabus doesn't get it! / Atra: Mr. Scarabus, you just said you were turned into an earth-pig by witchcraft...
/ Scarabus: Uh-huh. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010109 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: D'Ya wanna talk about it? / Jodoque: When I was little... / Jodoque: When I was little, my parents joined a heathen cult worshipping the Great Earth-Pig... / [[Jodoque narrates. A giant spectral earth-pig looms over the skyline of a burning town.]]
/ Jodoque: The earth-pig was a malevolent God... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010110 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20010111">http://rocr.net/?p=20010111 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/?p=20010112">http://rocr.net/?p=20010112 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Scarabus speaks from below-panel.]]
/ Atra: No?
/ Scarabus: Nay. / [[Atra stares.]] / [[Scarabus stares.]] / [[Atra nods off.]] / [[Atra speaks off-panel]]
/ Atra: Oh, be that way then.
/ Scarabus: Scarabus is getting dressed. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010114 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Scarabus ambles off. Atra samples the brew.]]
/ Scarabus: Well, Scarabus will just have to go and conquer the world.
/ Atra: Yuk! This stuff tastes of old socks? / Atra: Kel! / [[Kel and Jodoque listen to Atra's request.]]
/ Atra: Will you take this to the forest - the further the better - and dump... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010115 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel and Jodoque carry the kettle.]] / [[Kel and Jodoque empty the kettle against a tree.]] / [[Kel and Jodoque walk away from the tree, relieved. The tree is a cloven, mushroom-encrusted carcass.]]
/ Kel: Phew! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010116 |
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