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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Did it sound that sappy? Ragnarok: You go first / Kel: No, you first / Ragnarok: No, I insist / Kel: I'm gonna have a bay bee! / Ragnarok: Mueh-heh / [[Ragnarok laughs maniacally off-panel.]] / Ragnarok: Heh ha ha ha haha! / [[Ragnarok laughs hysterically off-panel.]] / Ragnarok: hahaha hahahaha! / Kel: Did it sound that sappy? / Ragnarok:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Splash! [[Ragnarok beckons from the water.]] / Ragnarok: C'mere! Closer / [[Ragnarok grabs Kel by the neckline of her dress and pulls her towards the water.]] / Kel: Well? What is- WHAAAAAA! / [[Kel falls into the river.]] / Kel: Aw man! I'd just washed that shirt! / Ragnarok: It'll dry.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Get outta here! [[Kel pulls off her dress.]] / Kel: So what was it you wanted to tell me before you nearly killed yourself laughing? / [[Kel splashes Ragnarok with water.]] / Ragnarok: I think I'm pregnant, too! / Kel: Get outta here! / Ragnarok: God's own truth! Tamlin and I have finally- / Kel: That is not a picture...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel and Jodoque are enjoying themselves in the forest, playing music.]] / Jodoque: Or how about this one: "Gather round and I'll sing you of earl Ędward McGhee... / Jodoque: The earl had seven castles, and manors had he three... / Kel: Hold it. / Kel: It sounds very nice but a wee bit predictable. / Kel:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Jodoque sings.]] / Jodoque: A fair maiden with raven hair Said squire dance wit me, With a too-rye-oo-rye full of glee Come squire dance with me / Kel: Hmmm yes. Lemme guess. / Kel: She is a witch or an elf, and wants something from him. He leaves his post, and the town is destroyed. / [[Kel speaks...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Me? / Jodoque: I've heard you practise on the lute. Go on! / [[Kel takes the lute.]] / Kel: Well, uh, I've been pawing at it a little, but... uh... / Kel: Hm... / [[Kel plucks a string.]] / <> / [[Kel speaks off-panel.]] / Jodoque: Waitinggg! / Kel: Yes, yes! / [[Kel sings.]] / Kel: Ahem....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel sings.]] / Kel: Ahem. Hem. When I woke up this morning, I was ragged and beat down / Kel: My tongue was dried-up leather and my head was spinning 'round. / [[Kel sings.]] / Kel: Th' beer I had last evening, It done make my poor head ache. Th' beer I had last evening, It done make my poor head ache. / Jodoque:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Opening sequence. {{This strip and the next 9 were drawn between 1994 and 1996 by the very talented Remco Polman, and published in the fanzines Iris and Impuls. In the Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan timeline, they take place in the year 995, just before the events in The Stone of Contention. / One bit of extra background: at the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The gang find themselves near the village of Dogwhat. [[Tamlin looks around himself.]] / Kel: Well duh! It even said "easy prey!" / Tamlin: Irresistible, you gotta admit. But ... uh... where are we? / [[Jake reads a sign.]] / Jake: Near the village of Dogwhat, famous for its shopping district and brewery... says here. / Tamlin/Jake/Ragnarok: Brewery... / Jake:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A tour of the premises, if you'd be so kind, sir? [[The gang stand before the brewery.]] / Tamlin: This must be it! / Atra: Sniff / Tamlin: Sniff... strange... I'd have expected a strong smell of beer, but this has more than a hint of soap to it. / Atra: Just lovely! / [[Ragnarok knocks on the door.]] / Ragnarok: That's to be expected! They gotta clean...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The process doesn't seem too appealing to the Rogues. Guide: This is where we age the loaves of bread. Once they are mouldered through completely, they are used as raw material for our beer. / [[The guide points at a kettle.]] / Guide: This is kettle no. 1. We use it to brew an extract of the ripened bread. - brlps - pardon! / [[The guide speaks off-panel....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin gets up to mischief. Malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slim... [[The guide speaks off-panel. Ragnarok looks around, her sixth sense noticing Tamlin is up to something.]] / Guide: This is where we add malt, wort, dandelion leaves and slug slime... / Ragnarok: ! / [[Ragnarok speaks off-panel, angrily. Tamlin is on top of the vat, about to sample the half-finished brew.]] / Ragnarok:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In her own unique manner, Kel discovers the true purpose of the brewer... [[Kel leans against a wall.]] / Kel: It's always the same with those guys. And I don't even like beer. / [[The wall falls down.]] / <> / Kel: ! / [[Behind the false wall, a group of heavily armed soldiers are revealed.]] / Captain: [[Signs indicating swearing]] Found out! / [[Kel runs off, the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel prevents disaster, Tamlin innovates [[Kel runs into Tamlin, who drops his glass.]] / Kel: Sorry! / Tamlin: Well bloody ...! / [[The glass shatters on the floor.]] / <> / [[The soldiers follow hot on Kel's heels.]] / Kel: It's a trap! Let's scram! / Tamlin: Drat! But we're not leaving empty-handed! / [[Tamlin lifts one barrel and...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ... but those other guys are still outside! [[The rogues have made it outside the brewery.]] / Tamlin: Ha! Outside! / Ragnarok: But they are still after us! / <> / [[The gang rush past the sign, into the forest.]] / Tamlin: Into the woods! We'll be safe there! / [[Tamlin and the others come to a dead stop as another group of soldiers approach...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin makes the ultimate sacrifice [[Tamlin balances tenuously on top of his barrel.]] / Tamlin: Well, there's nothing to it! / [[Tamlin kicks the barrel from under him, bowling over the soldiers.]] / Tamlin: Banzaaaii! / <> / [[The rogues run on.]] / Jake: A whole barrel! That's a sacrifice if ever I saw one! / [[In the forest....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: And the moral of the story is: the proof of the ale is in the drinking... [[Jake hacks open the barrel.]] / < / [Tamlin, Ragnarok, Jake and Atra drink.]] / <> / [[Tamlin, Ragnarok and Jake spit out the beer.]] / Atra: Hm! / Tamlin: Mary mother of God! This is the most disgusting stuff I've ever / drunk! / Ragnarok: Yeah! / Atra: ...I kinda liked that...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Faerie and the Earth-Pig page 1 [[Kel and Atra are bathing and simultaneously washing some clothes at the lake.]] / Kel: So he's finally subdued that little guy, and guess what he says? / Kel: "...Your money or your life, please... Sir..." / Kel: So I think that's cute. / Kel: This should be clean... / Atra: You know, I used to know...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I command thee, O bar of soap Atra: Oops! Dropped the soap! / Kel: Nevermind. There was another piece lying around here. Jodoque, could you pass me the- / Atra: I command thee, O bar of soap! Rise! / [[Kel is startled by the sight of Scarabus the Earth-Pig.]] / Kel: Whaah! You're not Jodoque!
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Scarabus-is-an-earthpig! Atra: You're a, well... what? / Scarabus: Earth-pig. Scarabus is an earth-pig. / Kel: And what could that be? A cross between an Earthman[*] and a pig? I know that Earthmen get up to all sorts of stuff, but... / Atra: Kel! / Scarabus: Scarabus-Is-An-Earth-Pig! / Scarabus: And he will have no innuendo...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Atra: Pigs have very simple brains and never reach a human-like level of self-awareness. Speaking of which... / Kel: Uh-huh... / [[Scarabus speaks off-panel.]] / Scarabus: Listen to the sad tale of Scarabus! / Atra: Put-some-clothes-on! What-are-you-thinking! / Kel: Oh, er. Yeah. / [[Scarabus narrates....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Will those "weighty tomes" tell if Scarabus makes a habit of spooking unsuspecting bathers? / Scarabus: Uh... / [[Scarabus conjures a thick book out of thin air.]] / Scarabus: Let Scarabus check... / [[Scarabus reads.]] / Atra: Did you see that? / Kel: What? / Atra: That book appearing out of nothing. / Kel:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hss! Hss! [[Kel has put her dress on, but Scarabus's mind's eye still sees her naked.]] / Atra: Uh, Mister Scarabus? / Kel: There's Jodoque! Yoo-hoo! / [[Jodoque ambles towards the lake, sweating with the heat.]] / [[Jodoque sees Scarabus and is frightened.]] / Jodoque: The Earth-Pig! The Earth-Pig has come back!...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Jodoque dashes off.]] / Jodoque: Run for your life! / Atra: I didn't know he could run that fast. / Kel: I'll go talk to him. / Scarabus: Scarabus doesn't get it! / Atra: Mr. Scarabus, you just said you were turned into an earth-pig by witchcraft... / Scarabus: Uh-huh.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: D'Ya wanna talk about it? / Jodoque: When I was little... / Jodoque: When I was little, my parents joined a heathen cult worshipping the Great Earth-Pig... / [[Jodoque narrates. A giant spectral earth-pig looms over the skyline of a burning town.]] / Jodoque: The earth-pig was a malevolent God...
 
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Scarabus speaks from below-panel.]] / Atra: No? / Scarabus: Nay. / [[Atra stares.]] / [[Scarabus stares.]] / [[Atra nods off.]] / [[Atra speaks off-panel]] / Atra: Oh, be that way then. / Scarabus: Scarabus is getting dressed.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Scarabus ambles off. Atra samples the brew.]] / Scarabus: Well, Scarabus will just have to go and conquer the world. / Atra: Yuk! This stuff tastes of old socks? / Atra: Kel! / [[Kel and Jodoque listen to Atra's request.]] / Atra: Will you take this to the forest - the further the better - and dump...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel and Jodoque carry the kettle.]] / [[Kel and Jodoque empty the kettle against a tree.]] / [[Kel and Jodoque walk away from the tree, relieved. The tree is a cloven, mushroom-encrusted carcass.]] / Kel: Phew!
 

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