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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I don't think I'm drunk enough to die yet. Ragnarok: Well, let's tuck in! / Atra: Wait! / Atra: There's a strong magical field around this mysterious food that's just sitting here waiting for us. It, uh... could be a trap! / [[Tamlin speaks off-panel.]] / Tamlin: Ragna! This whisky is 200 years old! / Ragnarok: We'll risk it. / Jake: I don't...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It was a trap! We did alright until we stepped on that hatch! Krakatoa: I told you it was a hare-brained scheme! / The Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel: It was not! / Ragnarok: The Baron? Oh, I'm through with him. Bastard! / Tamlin: Hey, he's not such a bad guy... / Jake: We'd better guard the area in case the owner of that gear shows up. / Krakatoa: I warned you...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Girl/guy talk Ragnarok: But he's such a- such a- such a- / [[Ragnarok speaks off-panel. Tamlin chews on his food.]] / Ragnarok: Guy! / [[Elsewhere. Krakatoa sits in chains.]] / Krakatoa: You are such an idiot! / [[The Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel sits in chains.]] / Fieffelfalsfaffel: So? You followed the idiot! / [[The...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Ragna fades into focus]] / Ragna: Oooooooooooooooooh my head! / Ragna: What the? / Wolf head: Grphrzzzz / Ragna: Waaaaaaah! / Wolf head: Grmz-? / Tamlin: Ragna! Aren't you draughty in that outfit?
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wolf fur and lingerie. [[Tamlin, draped in the wolf fur, climbs out of the bed bunk.]] / Tamlin: Look! I've found this really cool wolf fur! / [[Ragnarok indicates her lingerie.]] / Ragnarok: Uh-huh! So wher did we find these - uh- threads? / Ragnarok: And what were we DOING in them? / Tamlin: Best not to think about that....
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Faerie meat and a fully-furnished torture room... Atra: we stood guard last night, and watched it reassemble itself. / Tamlin: You know, I feel as if I haven't eaten in days! / Atra: It's faerie meat. Same taste, less filling. / Atra: You can eat of it every day, and fill your stomach a bit. But eventually you'd starve! / Tamlin: Who did this? / Atra:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: You don't want to fight those wolves on an empty stomach! [[Atra shows Tamlin the room she and Jake has discovered. It is filled with instruments of torture.]] / Tamlin: Wow. / Atra: This place must be part of the ancestral Donnerwetter castle. One of these passages should lead us there. / Tamlin: So what do we do next? / Jake: We eat the goose. / Tamlin: Are...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cat's eyes [[Ragnarok holds up a torch.]] / Ragnarok: Now! Let's go find that witch! / [[Tamlin, Ragnarok and Atra walk into the darkness.]] / [[The torch goes out. Everything goes pitch black.]] / Ragnarok: Drat! / [[Tamlin and Jake speak in the darkness.]] / Tamlin: Turn back! / Jake: No! I can see a little. Give...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: THUD! [[Ragnarok and Jake speak in the darkness.]] / Ragnarok: It seems to be getting narrower here. / Jake: Mind your step! We're going up a staircase! / Ragnarok: ... A winding staircase! / Ragnarok: Hey! I like the touch of those bannisters. / Jake: Yeah. Feels like gold, sculpted into curly bits. / [[Jake...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[The Rogues emerge on the other side of the trap door. They see a group of wolfmen around an operating table on which Guðrún and Alcydia lie, and a large cage containing Fieffelfalsfaffel's men.]] / Krakatoa: Burn in hell, flea-infested mongrels! Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: No use howling over lost bones. [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Jake and Atra are coming up from underneath the hatch.]] / Tamlin: Oops! / [[The wolfman-doctor is chiding one of his assistants, who is crying.]] / 1. Wolfman: You IDIOT! How could you mix up the brains? We can't operate them again! / [[From their cage, the Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hahaaa! Oh no! [[Guðrún and Alcydia both sit up in bed.]] / Guðrún: Hahaaa! / Alcydia: Oh no! / Guðrún: The operation has succeeded! I am Guðrún instead of Guðrún! / Alcydia: The operation has failed! I am still Alcydia instead of Guðrún! / Alcydia/Guðrún: Guards! Put Guðrún in the dungeon! / Guðrún: Guðrún! Shut...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The ambassador will be yours if you get us out of this cage! [[Guðrún and Alcydia speak off-panel. It is impossible to tell which witch is which.]] / Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil! / Guards! Hack Guðrún into tiny pieces, starting with her toes! / Ragnarok: Do you get this? / Tamlin: Nope. / [[Guðrún and Alcydia speak off-panel....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Carbuncle Chthulhu [[Behind Alcydia, Ragnarok frees Fieffelfalsfaffel, Krakatoa and the men. Alcydia raises her hand to weave another spell.]] / Alcydia: Mud Bath! / [[A muddified Duchess Guðrún counterattacks with another spell.]] / Guðrún: Carbuncle Chthulhu / [[Alcydia and Guðrún zap and slap one another with spells...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A great opportunity to show me what Sanderon the Great has taught you [[Krakatoa eyes a cauldron.]] / Krakatoa: Hmmm... / Krakatoa: Atra, we'll make up a formula to subdue those two! / Atra: Is that wise? / Krakatoa: Isn't this a great opportunity to show me what Sanderon the Great has taught you? / Atra: Uh... well... / [[The argument settled, Krakatoa starts collecting...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: SkekTek, NotrDam [[Atra and Krakatoa toss more ingredients into the kettle.]] / Atra: Mandrake root! Agar-agar! / Krakatoa: Eye of newt! Drool of toad! / Atra: Garlic! Turmeric! Licorice gum on the stick! / Krakatoa: Oregano! Pepper! Yeast extract! / [[Alcydia and Guðrún are still transforming one another.]] / Skek-tek! / Notrdam! / [[Krakatoa...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Atra: Mandrake root! / Krakatoa: Eye of newt! / Atra: Agar-agar! / Krakatoa: Drool of toad! / Atra: Garlic! Turmeric! / Krakatoa: Oregano! Pepper! / Atra: Licorice gum on the stick! / Krakatoa: Yeast extract! / "Alcydia": SKEK TEK / "Guðrún": NOTRDAM / [[A statue of the late Countess Amoralia is hit by a...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Twa magicians [[Atra and Krakatoa keep adding stuff to the cauldron.]] / Atra: Er.... thingies. Whatever. / Krakatoa: Bug nails. / Wolfmen: Whiiiiinne... / [[Alcydia and Guðrún are still zapping one another. Both are unrecognisable: one is a naked fire elf and the other a warthog-like creature.]] / [[The wolfmen...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Duralex sedlex! [[Atra and Krakatoa toss ingredients into the cauldron.]] / Atra: Er... thingies. Whatever. / Krakatoa: Bug nails. / Wolfmen: Whiiiiinnnne.... / [[Alcydia and Guðrún fight one another in altered forms. One of them looks like a giant warthog; the other has become a voluptuous fire elf.]] / [[Bits of...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mental arithmetic Jodoque: Whaddayamean, you hate magic? / Kel: It sucks! I can't get this exercise to work! / Jodoque: Hey, take it easy! You can't expect to become a perfect witch overnight! / Jodoque: Relax. It's a lovely night out. Look, a full moon! / Kel: What, again? / Jodoque: Oh yeah! It has a way of showing...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gears, bells, dawn [[Gears grind in Jodoque's head.]] / Kel: Ohshit ohshit ohshit ~no!~ Ohshit oooh... / [[Bells ring and dawn breaks inside Jodoque's head.]] / Jodoque: Oh! / Jodoque: Kel! Do you really- I thought you'd keep a diary or something! / Kel: Jodoque... / Kel: Help me look for a tool. A firm, forked branch...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: SPLOTCH [[The brew in the cauldron is bubbling ferociously.]] / Krakatoa: Uh-oh! / Atra: It's getting unstable! / Alcydia: What's going on? / Guðrún: ? / <> / [[Everything has gone drippy.]]
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Not enough soap, I think [[The entire room including Jake, Tamlin, Fieffelfalsfaffel, Alcydia, Guðrún, Atra and Krakatoa is covered in a thick, sticky, tar-like substance.]] / Atra: Not enough soap, I think. / Krakatoa: Shit! This always happens! / Alcydia: Say! Is it me or have we run out of power? / [[Tamlin and Fieffelfalsfaffel...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Get yer pig's head out! [[Kel is pointing a dowsing rod at her stomach.]] / Jodoque: Found anything yet? / Kel: No. / Jodoque: Well, what's this gonna tell you that you won't find out anyway? / Kel: You're right. Screw it. / [[Kel sits down with her lute.]] / Kel: I've had it with magic, anyway. Get yer pig's head out! / Jodoque:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Let no man steal your thyme. [[Kel sings and plays the lute.]] / Kel: Come all ye fair and tender girls that flourish in your prime / beware, beware keep your garden fair... / [[Kel sings off-panel. Jodoque plays a handheld dulcimer.]] / Kel: Let no man steal your thyme. Cause when your time is past and gone... / [[Kel sings off-panel....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Put me down, you big oaf! Guðrún: I demand that you put me down! / Tamlin: Seems best to me that we take ours and you take yours. / Fieffelfalsfaffel: Fair is fair, old chap! / Alcydia: Let me down, you big oaf! / Tamlin: After all, this is the one the Duke is paying us for. / [[Krakatoa speaks off-panel.]] / Krakatoa: Wait! / Krakatoa:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Thank you, now get me some painkillers Ragnarok: I dunno... we just had a good gender balance going... / Atra: Sure! Come along! / Tamlin: Uh.... / Tamlin: Ah well... at least she brings her own broom... / Atra: We'll have so much fun! / Guðrún: Excuse me... the other witch and her dogs.... are they gone? / Tamlin: Yes... / Guðrún: I'm Guðrún....
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A good time to settle down? [[On the ship sailing back from Iceland to Clwyd-Rhan.]] / Ragnarok: Tamlin? / Tamlin: Yeah? / Ragnarok: You know, I've been thinking. Maybe we should ask the Duke to pay us in farmland. / Tamlin: Why? / Ragnarok: Well, we're not getting any younger. We've been doing well lately, so I thought maybe it's...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Where did she get that idea from? Ragnarok: But we'd need to go legit - to quit banditing. So we'd need another way to make a living. / Tamlin: A farm? / Ragnarok: Yeah. Kel can make things grow, and did you know that Atra was raised on -- / Atra: We bred trolls! For the souvenir market! We were poor as dirt! / Ragnarok: Think about...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa circles around Kel, inquisitively [[Kel, in her chemise, looks up from hanging up washing by the stream.]] / Kel: You're back! / [[Kel stops in her tracks. Atra, Ragnarok and Krakatoa greet her.]] / Kel: Hey! Where are the others? / [[Krakatoa circles around Kel, inquisitively]] / Ragnarok: Jake is checking on the supplies, and Tamlin...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Who is this Visigoth? [[Krakatoa touches Kel's hair.]] / Kel: Uh... / [[Kel pushes Krakatoa away.]] / Kel: Hey! That's rude, you know? / Kel: Who is this Visigoth anyway? / Krakatoa: Visigoth? / Atra: Kel, this is Krakatoa, my new student. Kra, this is Kel. Shall I show you our tools? / [[Atra walks off with Krakatoa. Kel...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There's something Kel and Ragnarok have to tel l one another. Ragnarok: So where's Jodoque? / Kel: At the market. Uh... I was working by the riverbend. / Ragnarok: I'll join you. I could use a bath. / [[Ragnarok bathes in the river. Kel hangs up a dress.]] / Ragnarok: Kel... / Kel: Ragna... / Ragnarok: I oughtta tell you that / Kel: There's something I should...
 

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