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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I don't think I'm drunk enough to die yet. | Ragnarok: Well, let's tuck in!
/ Atra: Wait! / Atra: There's a strong magical field around this mysterious food that's just sitting here waiting for us. It, uh... could be a trap! / [[Tamlin speaks off-panel.]]
/ Tamlin: Ragna! This whisky is 200 years old!
/ Ragnarok: We'll risk it. / Jake: I don't... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001104 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It was a trap! We did alright until we stepped on that hatch! | Krakatoa: I told you it was a hare-brained scheme! / The Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel: It was not! / Ragnarok: The Baron? Oh, I'm through with him. Bastard! / Tamlin: Hey, he's not such a bad guy... / Jake: We'd better guard the area in case the owner of that gear shows up. / Krakatoa: I warned you... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001106 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Girl/guy talk | Ragnarok: But he's such a- such a- such a- / [[Ragnarok speaks off-panel. Tamlin chews on his food.]]
/ Ragnarok: Guy! / [[Elsewhere. Krakatoa sits in chains.]]
/ Krakatoa: You are such an idiot! / [[The Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel sits in chains.]]
/ Fieffelfalsfaffel: So? You followed the idiot! / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001107 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Ragna fades into focus]]
/ Ragna: Oooooooooooooooooh my head! / Ragna: What the? / Wolf head: Grphrzzzz / Ragna: Waaaaaaah!
/ Wolf head: Grmz-? / Tamlin: Ragna! Aren't you draughty in that outfit? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001108 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wolf fur and lingerie. | [[Tamlin, draped in the wolf fur, climbs out of the bed bunk.]]
/ Tamlin: Look! I've found this really cool wolf fur! / [[Ragnarok indicates her lingerie.]]
/ Ragnarok: Uh-huh! So wher did we find these - uh- threads? / Ragnarok: And what were we DOING in them?
/ Tamlin: Best not to think about that.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001109 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Faerie meat and a fully-furnished torture room... | Atra: we stood guard last night, and watched it reassemble itself. / Tamlin: You know, I feel as if I haven't eaten in days!
/ Atra: It's faerie meat. Same taste, less filling. / Atra: You can eat of it every day, and fill your stomach a bit. But eventually you'd starve! / Tamlin: Who did this?
/ Atra:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001110 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: You don't want to fight those wolves on an empty stomach! | [[Atra shows Tamlin the room she and Jake has discovered. It is filled with instruments of torture.]]
/ Tamlin: Wow.
/ Atra: This place must be part of the ancestral Donnerwetter castle. One of these passages should lead us there. / Tamlin: So what do we do next?
/ Jake: We eat the goose. / Tamlin: Are... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001111 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cat's eyes | [[Ragnarok holds up a torch.]]
/ Ragnarok: Now! Let's go find that witch! / [[Tamlin, Ragnarok and Atra walk into the darkness.]] / [[The torch goes out. Everything goes pitch black.]]
/ Ragnarok: Drat! / [[Tamlin and Jake speak in the darkness.]]
/ Tamlin: Turn back!
/ Jake: No! I can see a little. Give... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001113 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: THUD! | [[Ragnarok and Jake speak in the darkness.]]
/ Ragnarok: It seems to be getting narrower here.
/ Jake: Mind your step! We're going up a staircase! / Ragnarok: ... A winding staircase! / Ragnarok: Hey! I like the touch of those bannisters.
/ Jake: Yeah. Feels like gold, sculpted into curly bits. / [[Jake... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001114 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[The Rogues emerge on the other side of the trap door. They see a group of wolfmen around an operating table on which Guðrún and Alcydia lie, and a large cage containing Fieffelfalsfaffel's men.]]
/ Krakatoa: Burn in hell, flea-infested mongrels! Bad dogs! Bad dogs! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001115 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: No use howling over lost bones. | [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Jake and Atra are coming up from underneath the hatch.]]
/ Tamlin: Oops! / [[The wolfman-doctor is chiding one of his assistants, who is crying.]]
/ 1. Wolfman: You IDIOT! How could you mix up the brains? We can't operate them again! / [[From their cage, the Baron von Fieffelfalsfaffel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001116 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hahaaa! Oh no! | [[Guðrún and Alcydia both sit up in bed.]] / Guðrún: Hahaaa!
/ Alcydia: Oh no! / Guðrún: The operation has succeeded! I am Guðrún instead of Guðrún!
/ Alcydia: The operation has failed! I am still Alcydia instead of Guðrún! / Alcydia/Guðrún: Guards! Put Guðrún in the dungeon! / Guðrún: Guðrún! Shut... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001117 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The ambassador will be yours if you get us out of this cage! | [[Guðrún and Alcydia speak off-panel. It is impossible to tell which witch is which.]]
/ Guards! Hang Guðrún by her ears and lower her slowly into boiling oil!
/ Guards! Hack Guðrún into tiny pieces, starting with her toes!
/ Ragnarok: Do you get this?
/ Tamlin: Nope. / [[Guðrún and Alcydia speak off-panel.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001118 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Carbuncle Chthulhu | [[Behind Alcydia, Ragnarok frees Fieffelfalsfaffel, Krakatoa and the men. Alcydia raises her hand to weave another spell.]]
/ Alcydia: Mud Bath! / [[A muddified Duchess Guðrún counterattacks with another spell.]]
/ Guðrún: Carbuncle Chthulhu / [[Alcydia and Guðrún zap and slap one another with spells... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001120 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A great opportunity to show me what Sanderon the Great has taught you | [[Krakatoa eyes a cauldron.]]
/ Krakatoa: Hmmm... / Krakatoa: Atra, we'll make up a formula to subdue those two!
/ Atra: Is that wise? / Krakatoa: Isn't this a great opportunity to show me what Sanderon the Great has taught you?
/ Atra: Uh... well... / [[The argument settled, Krakatoa starts collecting... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001121 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: SkekTek, NotrDam | [[Atra and Krakatoa toss more ingredients into the kettle.]]
/ Atra: Mandrake root! Agar-agar!
/ Krakatoa: Eye of newt! Drool of toad! / Atra: Garlic! Turmeric! Licorice gum on the stick!
/ Krakatoa: Oregano! Pepper! Yeast extract! / [[Alcydia and Guðrún are still transforming one another.]]
/ Skek-tek!
/ Notrdam! / [[Krakatoa... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001122 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Atra: Mandrake root!
/ Krakatoa: Eye of newt!
/ Atra: Agar-agar!
/ Krakatoa: Drool of toad! / Atra: Garlic! Turmeric!
/ Krakatoa: Oregano! Pepper!
/ Atra: Licorice gum on the stick!
/ Krakatoa: Yeast extract! / "Alcydia": SKEK TEK
/ "Guðrún": NOTRDAM / [[A statue of the late Countess Amoralia is hit by a... http://rocr.xepher.net/cms.php?p=20001122 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Twa magicians | [[Atra and Krakatoa keep adding stuff to the cauldron.]]
/ Atra: Er.... thingies. Whatever.
/ Krakatoa: Bug nails. / Wolfmen: Whiiiiinne... / [[Alcydia and Guðrún are still zapping one another. Both are unrecognisable: one is a naked fire elf and the other a warthog-like creature.]] / [[The wolfmen... http://rocr.net/?p=20001123 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Duralex sedlex! | [[Atra and Krakatoa toss ingredients into the cauldron.]]
/ Atra: Er... thingies. Whatever.
/ Krakatoa: Bug nails. / Wolfmen: Whiiiiinnnne.... / [[Alcydia and Guðrún fight one another in altered forms. One of them looks like a giant warthog; the other has become a voluptuous fire elf.]] / [[Bits of... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001123 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mental arithmetic | Jodoque: Whaddayamean, you hate magic? / Kel: It sucks! I can't get this exercise to work! / Jodoque: Hey, take it easy! You can't expect to become a perfect witch overnight! / Jodoque: Relax. It's a lovely night out. Look, a full moon!
/ Kel: What, again? / Jodoque: Oh yeah! It has a way of showing... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001124 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gears, bells, dawn | [[Gears grind in Jodoque's head.]]
/ Kel: Ohshit ohshit ohshit ~no!~ Ohshit oooh... / [[Bells ring and dawn breaks inside Jodoque's head.]]
/ Jodoque: Oh! / Jodoque: Kel! Do you really- I thought you'd keep a diary or something!
/ Kel: Jodoque... / Kel: Help me look for a tool. A firm, forked branch... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001125 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: SPLOTCH | [[The brew in the cauldron is bubbling ferociously.]]
/ Krakatoa: Uh-oh!
/ Atra: It's getting unstable! / Alcydia: What's going on?
/ Guðrún: ? / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001127 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Not enough soap, I think | [[The entire room including Jake, Tamlin, Fieffelfalsfaffel, Alcydia, Guðrún, Atra and Krakatoa is covered in a thick, sticky, tar-like substance.]]
/ Atra: Not enough soap, I think.
/ Krakatoa: Shit! This always happens! / Alcydia: Say! Is it me or have we run out of power? / [[Tamlin and Fieffelfalsfaffel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001128 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Get yer pig's head out! | [[Kel is pointing a dowsing rod at her stomach.]]
/ Jodoque: Found anything yet?
/ Kel: No. / Jodoque: Well, what's this gonna tell you that you won't find out anyway? / Kel: You're right. Screw it. / [[Kel sits down with her lute.]]
/ Kel: I've had it with magic, anyway. Get yer pig's head out!
/ Jodoque:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001129 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Let no man steal your thyme. | [[Kel sings and plays the lute.]]
/ Kel: Come all ye fair and tender girls that flourish in your prime / beware, beware keep your garden fair... / [[Kel sings off-panel. Jodoque plays a handheld dulcimer.]]
/ Kel: Let no man steal your thyme. Cause when your time is past and gone... / [[Kel sings off-panel.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001130 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Put me down, you big oaf! | Guðrún: I demand that you put me down!
/ Tamlin: Seems best to me that we take ours and you take yours.
/ Fieffelfalsfaffel: Fair is fair, old chap!
/ Alcydia: Let me down, you big oaf! / Tamlin: After all, this is the one the Duke is paying us for. / [[Krakatoa speaks off-panel.]]
/ Krakatoa: Wait! / Krakatoa:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001201 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Thank you, now get me some painkillers | Ragnarok: I dunno... we just had a good gender balance going...
/ Atra: Sure! Come along!
/ Tamlin: Uh.... / Tamlin: Ah well... at least she brings her own broom...
/ Atra: We'll have so much fun! / Guðrún: Excuse me... the other witch and her dogs.... are they gone?
/ Tamlin: Yes... / Guðrún: I'm Guðrún.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001202 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A good time to settle down? | [[On the ship sailing back from Iceland to Clwyd-Rhan.]]
/ Ragnarok: Tamlin?
/ Tamlin: Yeah? / Ragnarok: You know, I've been thinking. Maybe we should ask the Duke to pay us in farmland.
/ Tamlin: Why? / Ragnarok: Well, we're not getting any younger. We've been doing well lately, so I thought maybe it's... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001204 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Where did she get that idea from? | Ragnarok: But we'd need to go legit - to quit banditing. So we'd need another way to make a living.
/ Tamlin: A farm? / Ragnarok: Yeah. Kel can make things grow, and did you know that Atra was raised on --
/ Atra: We bred trolls! For the souvenir market! We were poor as dirt! / Ragnarok: Think about... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001205 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa circles around Kel, inquisitively | [[Kel, in her chemise, looks up from hanging up washing by the stream.]] / Kel: You're back! / [[Kel stops in her tracks. Atra, Ragnarok and Krakatoa greet her.]]
/ Kel: Hey! Where are the others? / [[Krakatoa circles around Kel, inquisitively]]
/ Ragnarok: Jake is checking on the supplies, and Tamlin... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001206 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Who is this Visigoth? | [[Krakatoa touches Kel's hair.]]
/ Kel: Uh... / [[Kel pushes Krakatoa away.]]
/ Kel: Hey! That's rude, you know? / Kel: Who is this Visigoth anyway?
/ Krakatoa: Visigoth? / Atra: Kel, this is Krakatoa, my new student. Kra, this is Kel. Shall I show you our tools? / [[Atra walks off with Krakatoa. Kel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001207 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There's something Kel and Ragnarok have to tel l one another. | Ragnarok: So where's Jodoque?
/ Kel: At the market. Uh... I was working by the riverbend. / Ragnarok: I'll join you. I could use a bath. / [[Ragnarok bathes in the river. Kel hangs up a dress.]] / Ragnarok: Kel...
/ Kel: Ragna... / Ragnarok: I oughtta tell you that
/ Kel: There's something I should... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20001208 |
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