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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Once Atra and Kel are saved from their predicament, the quest for information ... [[Kel and Atra, still naked, are teleported back to Scale's apartment with their clothes.]] / Scale: You're lucky that Cort wrote that "eject" macro for SMOG2MAC. / [[Kel has put her dress back on and is tying on her belt. Scale is leaning over the laptop. In the background, the Big Ben with a spaceship...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Just for once, Scale uses that brain of hers. [[Jake and Kel are standing in front of Scale's apartment window, complaining. Behind them, a collapsing moon is visible through the window.]] / Jake: This isn't working! / Kel: We could be searching all year this way! / Scale: Let me thing... these creatures must have their own way to travel between...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Scale returns from her quick errand, but Norla and Ottar do not. [[Scale materialises in her apartment. Kel, Jake, Atra and Abúi are dozing on the remains of the hideously-coloured couch.]] / Scale: Back! / Kel: Hmmm? / Kel: Hey! Where are Norla and Ottar? / [[Scale is working at her computer.]] / Scale: They're just sorting out some problems in that world we visited....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake visits Peter Magnus's apothecary in Greepwhittle, Somerset in the ... [[Jake is in Magnus's apothecary in Greepwhittle, Somerset, UK in the 1950s. He looks at the wares on display with a rather inappropriate look of wonderment, as if he was a child in a candy store. Behind him, two shadows prepare to grab him.]] / [[Magnus's assistant Iggy has grabbed a hold of Jake.]] / Magnus:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A promising lead to an isolated monster is found. [[Atra and Scale sit on the remains of the hideously-coloured couch. Abúi hovers over it. All are eyeing Scale's laptop.]] / Abúi: Have you found anything yet? / Scale: Not yet, but Hell is a big place. Places. Whatever. / Abúi: What about that blinky spot there? / Scale: Hmm? / Scale: Ooh... that looks...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake, Atra, Kel and Abúi find themselves in Hell, in search of the Lone ... <> / [[Kel, Atra, Jake and Abúi have materialised in Hell, which turns out to be very orange. They remain remarkably cool about this.]] / Atra: So this is Hell? / Jake: Not quite what I expected... / Jake: Looks like there's only one way to go... / Kel: Erm, yes, let's go then. / [[Kel suddenly...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In the Sulphur Pit, Jake gathers some intelligence on the isolated Nig... [[Inside the Sulphur Pit, exotic dancers dance, Reapers and Demons wait for their drinks, and Jake asks Igor the barman some questions.]] / Jake: We're looking for information. / Igor: Information is a- / Jake: Yes, yes... four of... four of.. four of the usual. / [[Jake rummages in his beard for the picture...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: While Jake, Kel and Atra are discussing the Rogue Nightmare, Abúi watches ... [[Abúi joins a group of demons watching a stripper working the pole.]] / Abúi: Ooh, gymnastics! / Abúi: I love gymnastics! When I was a kid, I used to swing from the trees like one of ol' 'poxy' Frax's squirrels. / Abúi: Aw, she's done. Oh wait, that other girl's having a go. / Abúi: Why's she wearing...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Master of Disguise has more tricks up his sleeve. Did I say tricks? ... [[Jake speaks off-panel. Rogye Nightmare looks around to see who's talking to him.]] / Jake: Mr. Demon, Sir? / Rogye: ? / [[Jake is holding his axe and a gin & tonic, with a slice of lime. In the background, Satan is eyeing Satan angrily.]] / Jake: We would like a word with you about the attack on Dungill...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Nightmare soon sings like a canary. A disgustingly drunk canary. Rogye Nightmare: So my unit was despatched to secure a... monastery? That's what you call it, right? First room we entered, it was full of beer! So we helped ourselves, and after my third, I thought, bugger it, I'm desertin'. / Rogye Nightmare: ...Ever since, I've been working for myself and spending...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Those Deaths give Kel and Atra the willies, and there's a major willie ... [[Rogye Nightmare makes finger quotes. Jake is making a grimace like he has a bad headache.]] / Rogye Nightmare:...An' they're so THICK! I tried to warn them that Countess Alcydia had her own agenda, but they wouldn't hear of it. I SWEAR, five minutes alone with "Doctor" Catastrophe, and I'm all "Dear...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Steve totally did not want to see Atra in the Val-kini. [[Atra walks off with the Valkyrie outfit. Steve forms a mental picture of Atra in the chain mail bikini, in stead of Kel. The difference is significant.]] / Steve: Er... you don't know what that armour does.... don't you want to know the story behind it? / Atra: Be right back! / Kel: Are you all right,...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake is saved from inconvenient questioning from Kel by two military enforcers. ... [[Jake is chiding Atra, who is wearing a chain-mail bikini and her rejuvenated body.]] / Jake: Dammit, Atra! Turn that age glamour back on! We can't use the attention! / Atra: You never let me have any fun! / Kel: Wait,wait, wait, you knew about her being rejuvenated? Atra, did you tell him? / [[The...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There's a brawl, a gathering of the company, and an escape. Yep, just ... [[Redd and Bloo have climbed up a table top, from where they hack and slash at the denizens of the Sulphur Pit.]] / [[Jake has raised his axe, but Kel is holding him back.]] / Jake: NOW IS A GOOD TIME FOR- / Kel: We don't have time for this. Let's go! / Jake: Oh, NOW we don't have time for this! Just...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Scale is somewhat taken aback by Atra's new appearance. [[Jake, Atra, Kel and Abúi are running back towards the spot where they were transported into Hell.]] / Jake: This is the place... / Atra: Give the signal! / Kel: <> / [[The four are teleported back through a remote Semi-Mystical Otherworldly Gate.]] / [[Atra,Kel, Jake and Abúi walk out of the...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues' plans don't match up with Scale's. [[Kel, Atra and Abúi are grouped around the couch on which Scale sits. Jake is walking towards the couch.]] / Kel: Actually, we were thinking of going home. / Jake: You see, he told us that amethyst was poisonous to them. And we know where to find some. / Kel: My husband and daughter are still holed...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa's reflexes get the better of her... twice! [[Atra., Kel, Abúi and Jake materialise on the second floor of Krakatoa's house, startling Krakatoa, who is at work in her kitchen.]] / < / Krakatoa: GAH! / [[Krakatoa slaps Kel with a small fish.]] / <> / Krakatoa: Oops! Sorry, Kel! / Kel: What the hell did you do that for? / Krakatoa:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa has bad news on the amethyst front. [[Krakatoa backs away from Abúi, who pouts angrily at her.]] / Krakatoa: Er... right. Got a bit carried away there. Sorry. / [[Krakatoa, Abúi, Kel, Jake and Atra are seated at a table in Krakatoa's downstairs shop. All have plates and mugs in front of them. A mummy and a statuette of the Hindu God Ganeesha...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa displays the can-do pragmatism that has made her so well-love... Jake: Dammit, Krakatoa, this is important! We were told those things can be killed with amethyst! / Krakatoa: They can? Fascinating. How? / Jake: Well, ahhhh.... / Krakatoa: For crying out loud! You don't know? / [[Krakatoa dashes off towards her window.]] / Jake: Er... well... our informer wasn't...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa's masterplan unfolds. [[Krakatoa turns around.]] / Krakatoa: All right... Here's what we'll do... / [[Cartoonish versions of Krakatoa, Kel, Atra, Jake and Abúi act out Krakatoa's instructions.]] / Krakatoa: We rush out of the house carrying all the rocks we can carry. / [[Cartoonish versions of Krakatoa, Kel, Atra, Jake and...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa takes a closer look at the monster, and at Jake's soul. [[Krakatoa feels the Captured Nightmare's skin. In the background, Abúi grinds up some crystals.]] / Krakatoa: Warm to the touch... / [[Krakatoa examines the Captured Nightmare's mouth. In the background, Abúi grinds up some crystals.]] / Krakatoa: Insect-like mandibles... but made out of enamel. / [[Krakatoa...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa stumbles upon an approach that has some effects, making matters ... [[Krakatoa speaks off-panel. A Nightmare peers through the slit in the window barricade.]] / Krakatoa: Skin exposure doesn't seem to do much. Let's try force-feeding. / [[Krakatoa speaks off-panel. Two Nightmares peer through the slit in the window barricade.]] / Krakatoa: Whoa! Did you see its mandibles...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pre-credits trailer for the next chapter, showing what has been happening ... {{A long summary of previous events in another webcomic, Sharing a Universe. http://sharingauniverse.comicgenesis.com/ }}
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sash has a very special treat indeed for the captured squirrel. Menjou ... [[Sash hands the captured squirrel a nut.]] / [[The squirrel eats the nut.]] / <> / [[The squirrel's mind expands in a flash of psychedelic colours.]] / Menjou: What did you feed it? / Sash: Roast hazelnuts coated in mushroom powder. A special treat! / Captured Squirrel: The colourss......
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sash has a very special treat indeed for the captured squirrel. Menjou ... [[Sash gives the captured squirrel a nut to eat.]] / [[The captured squirrel eats it.]] / <> / [[The captured squirrel sees some impressive caleidoscopic colours.]] / Menjou: What did you feed it? / Sash: Roast hazelnuts coated in mushroom powder. A special treat! / Squirrel: The colourss......
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mind-altering drugs and some of Teh Ackshual Skience. [[Sash is keeping the captured squirrel on her lap and stroking its tummy. Menjou watches.]] / Squirrel: So there's the squirrel mafia. They want power in their own world. That's the world where Stoaty here comes from. / Squirrel: ...Aand the park squirrels, from whatserface's world, they want humans...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which the squirrel explains how to make man and squirrel be a brotherhood ... Menjou: And how would people show this respect? Give you the vote? Squirrel sensitivity classes in schools? / Captured Squirrel: Sounds groovy, stinky pal! / Sash: Did you get some mushroom powder in you? You seem to be speaking some strange moon language... / Menjou: I know! Let's all worship at the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sash demonstrates just what those squirrels are good for. [[Sash and the captive squirrel lie in the grass. Menjou objects to the squirrel's proposal.]] / Menjou: Surely you're not going to listen to the gibberings of some doped-up prey animal? / Squirrel: Maan... I'm so baked... and I don't even know what that means... / Sash: It's all we got, isn't it? Besides,...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Lynette returns from her journey with the Draupner ring and a change of ... [[Sash is awakened from a nap by the sound of Lynette re-appearing.]] / <> / [[Lynette holds upthe ring. Menjoy bounces around.]] / Lynette: I've got the ring! / Skipper: !!! !! !!! / Menjou: Yay! / Sash: Hey, nice hairdo! / [[Lynette and Sash sit around talking about what they've found out.]] / Lynette:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Nothing to do with Moperville, no sirree! [[Lynette and Sash walk through the suburban streets of Totallynotmoperville. Lynette eyes Sash, who is naked except for her hat and her toolbelt. In the background, two buxom girls with extremely long hair and wearing cut-off jeans and short tops are standing around brandishing TF-guns and flyers.]] / Lynette:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The yard is invaded by squirrels offering religious commentary and millinery ... {{Before reading this comic, read what happens in Sharing a Universe http://sharingauniverse.comicgenesis.com/d/20070518.html . / }} / [[Lynette backs away from the approaching squirrel horde. Sash pulls out her poking stick.]] / Lynette: SQUIRRELS! / Sash: Ooh, these look mean! / Squirrels: Ni! Ni! Ni! / [[A...
 

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