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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The new Sheriff has plans for the Rogues. Plans that involve boiling oil. ... | Gossip: Blahblahdeadoraliveblahexecutionblah
/ Butcher: Madam?
/ Kel: Twelvepoundsofsteak - grmbl - / Butcher: Did you hear of the gold robbery?
/ Kel: Er... yeah...
/ Butcher: The King has now appointed a new sheriff. / [[The Sheriff walks by.]]
/ Butcher: Look, that'll be him! Afternoon, sheriff! / Sheriff:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060620 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel loses her nerve. A wild chase follows. | [[Kel makes a run for it.]]
/ Sheriff: And those I'll batter-fry with - hey!
/ Kel [[thinks]]: Panic! / [[The Sheriff calls for his men.]]
/ Sheriff: Guards! Follow that girl!
/ 1. Guard: Grunt
/ 2. Guard: Oink snrf. / [[The Sheriff and his men pursue Kel through the streets of Cudbridge.]]
/ Caption: A... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060621 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This one's called Sanctuary because Kel seeks sanctuary in a church. I'm ... | [[Kel runs ahead of the pursuing guards.]]
/ Kel: I can't outrun them... where can I hide? / [[Kel spots the gargoyle-encrusted door to a church.]]
/ Kel: That church! / [[Kel rushes into the church.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060622 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: That'll be twenty rosaries, but throw in some Hail Marys to be on the ... | Sheriff: We'll just wait until she comes out again... / [[Inside the confession booth, the priest looks up from his book of penitences. Kel speaks off-panel.]]
/ Kel: Er... I've aided and abetted a robbery... / [[The priest speaks off-panel.]]
/ Priest: Your sins are forgiven. Pray twenty rosaries, go... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060623 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel has a bit of fun with the nymphs. Er. Not that way, you'll underst... | [[Kel takes her leave of the nymphs, shaking Ianassa's hand.]]
/ Kel: Well, I should be going. Bye-bye!
/ Ianassa: You don't know what you're missing...
/ Echo: ...missing... / [[Kel walks off.]] / [[Kel stops, to think.]] / [[Kel turns back towards the nymphs and yells at them.]]
/ Kel: Lovely nymphs... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060624 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel goes for broke with witchcraft. Because being burned at the stake ... | [[The priest points at a page in his Book of Penitences.]]
/ Priest: Aha! Found it! You're to give yourself ten lashes and recite another ten 'hail mary's. Was that it? / Kel: ...Er... / [[Kel speaks off-panel. The priest is startled.]]
/ Kel: Last year, I enchanted someone. / [[The priest eyes Kel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060626 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: What Kel does next earns her another 25 'Hail Mary's. | [[The priest speaks off-panel.]]
/ Priest: I'll have to look this up.
/ Kel [[thinks]]: This is all well and good... / Kel [[thinks]]: ... but I have to get past those guards somehow... And since I don't have a plan... / [[The priest speaks off-panel.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: ...It will be a matter of running... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060627 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Thanks to the powers of the magic chemise, or something like that, Kel ... | [[Kel sneaks towards the door.]] / [[Kel pushes the door ajar.]] / [[Kel sprints out the door, past the Sheriff and his men.]]
/ 1. Guard: Hey! / [[Kel runs ahead of the Sheriff and his men.]]
/ Caption: A wild chase follows... / [[Kel runs towards the river.]] / [[Kel jumps into the river.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060628 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Some business with fish commenting on the eye candy, and ... oh, I'm in ... | [[Kel sinks to the bottom of the river. The shadows of the Sheriff and his men can be seen on the surface.]] / [[Kel swims underwater. Two fish comment on her appearance.]]
/ 1. Fish: Whoa! Them mammals sure are lucky!
/ 2. Fish: Meh. I prefer'em with a little more fish on their bones. / [[The Sheriff... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060629 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The end. With, I suppose, some sort of gag. Again, I have the desire to ... | [[Kel crawls out of the water.]] / [[Kel meets Tamlin at the headquarters, still soaking wet.]]
/ Tamlin: Hey, Kel! have you got the meat? / [[Kel walks right past him.]]
/ Tamlin: Kel? / [[Later. Ragnarok sits on a pile of loot, talking to Jake.]]
/ Ragnarok: ...And she hasn't swept our headquarters... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060630 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel as a devil girl, because the comic is six and so is the devil. | {{Anniversaries are tricky things. Sometime in May, 1991, I drew the very first artwork for The Green Knight's Belt, so by that count, the comic is 15 years old. Sometime in November, 1994, I first stuck the opening pages of The Stone of Contention on a website, so by that count, the comic's online presence... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060701 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: An introduction to quests and crossovers in the ROCRverse. | [[Even in Arcadia logo graphic featuring Kel, Satan and the Leafy Green Dragon.]]
/ {{Fasten your seatbelts! It's going to be a bumpy ride. / Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan has traditionally had an unlucky hand at picking crossovers to take part in. The Framed!!! Great Escape was lost for years, as were several... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060703 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel and company are baffled. | {{This takes place just after Todd Michaels' character has told the webcomics character what their quest is going to be. Essentially, they have to form two teams, each of which will be looking for the towel. The characters are Carson from Carson Raycraft's It Hurts To Be That Stupid, Dylan from Dylan,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060704 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel, Diane and Dylan snoop around at the Douglas Adams mansion. There ... | {{Some time has passed. Kel, Diane and Dylan have separated from the rest of their team and are now investigating Douglas Adams' mansion.}} / Caption: Meanwhile, Kel, Dylan and Diane have arrived at the Adams Estate. By cunningly combining the skills of the witch, the thief and the folk singer*), they... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060705 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel overpowers the girl, but Satan arrives on the scene. | [[Kel sits on the prone body of the girl in the flower dress, holding up the towel.]]
/ Kel: I've got it! I've got the towel! We've won!
/ Flower dress girl: But... but... / [[Satan materialises and grabs the towel.]]
/ Satan: No you don't!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060706 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Satan awakes in Clwyd-Rhan, and immediately attracts unwelcome attenti... | [[A bleary view of the sun over Clwyd-Rhan.]] / [[Satan wakes up.]]
/ Satan: ? / [[Satan looks around himself.]]
/ Satan [[thinks]]: Yes! I got the Towel! / [[Satan snaps his finger.]]
/ Satan [[thinks]]: ...And I'm somewhere in northern Europe? Nice. Shame I can't stay. Bye, forest.
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin and Ragnarok make a grab at the devil, but his evil powers and ... | [[Ragnarok and Jake pounce on Satan.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060710 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel, meanwhile, is greeted by a goat-legged guy with a big ... sheep-d... | [[Kel looks up blearily at Pan's face.]] / [[Kel wakes up with a shock, naked in a foreign forest. Pan is crouching near her. The dog Angus sits next to him.]]
/ Kel: YOU!
/ Pan: I thought I... knew... all the nymphs very well. Have we met? / Kel: I'm not a nymph.
/ Pan: You look and dress like one. You've... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060711 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is impressed by Pan's assets, but not by his behaviour. | [[Kel is still turned away from Pan, but turns her head to him as she talks, catching a glimpse of his genitalia.]]
/ Kel: For your information, I am mortal, for the most... < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060712 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Duchess Guðrún is curious about the powerful evil presence that just showed ... | [[A servant stands in the door in Duchess Guðrún's office. Guðrún is looking into a crystal ball, seeing Satan. Next to the crystal ball, a device, Guðrún's evil-meter, is responding wildly.]]
/ Servant: What is it, milady?
/ Guðrún: I'm not sure. Something has appeared in the forest. It exudes a powerful,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060713 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Satan is concussed and confused. The dragon, to its credit, is unwilling ... | [[Satan sees the Leafy Green Dragon through unfocused, bleary eyes.]]
/ Satan: Dragon, what are you doing in my bedroom? How did you fit through the door? / Satan: Hang on! You're not my dragon! Who are you? / Satan: ...And why have you got leaves growing out of your head?
/ Dragon: Strange beast...... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060714 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Dragon is now a good deal friendlier to Satan than it was before. ... | Satan: A what, dragon?
/ Dragon: Forgive me. I didn't realise you were part Draconian.
/ Satan: What? Oh, the tail! / [[In the background, Ragnarok steals the towel.]]
/ Satan: That's right! My great-grandfather was a fearsome beast with seven heads. Ten times your size!
/ Dragon: I'm truly sorry. Can I... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060717 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maybe it's Carpetfluff, the Worlde's moste potente aphrodisiacal moulde. ... | [[Ragnarok, Tamlin, Jake and Atra run off with the Towel.]] / Ragnarok: Got it! Hahaha!
/ Tamlin: What is it, anyway?
/ Ragnarok: I think it's some sort of towel.
/ Tamlin: You sure? It looks more like a flat slime mould. / Ragnarok: Jake, d'you remember that faerie gold turned into muck? Did you ever... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060719 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Thanks to the Dragon's superior sense of smell, Satan is already on the ... | Satan: SNARL! I'll bet those bandits took it. What they think they're going to do with it...
/ Dragon: You'd best make after them, cousin. They went that way. / Satan: You don't want to come along and eat them for me?
/ Dragon: You look quite capable of doing that yourself. Besides, those lands are not... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060720 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ianassa, Thetis and Echo are nymphy nymphs. Echo has a bit of a speech ... | [[Kel approaches three naked women with pointy ears who are playing in a brook.]]
/ Kel: Excuse me! Are you goddesses?
/ Ianassa: Goodness, no! We're nymphs.
/ Echo: ...Nymphs. / Kel: So you're the goat guy's friends, huh?
/ Ianassa: Giggle! He hasn't been around to ravish us for days, the great pillock!
/ Echo:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060721 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Nay, I mean not you, wingful buck-wight, but this thing of pong afore ... | [[Wythllew points at the towel. Satan motions to pick it up.]]
/ Wythllew: Nay, I mean not you, wingful buck-wight, but this thing of pong afore my dwell.]]
/ Satan: The Towel! / Satan: Phwoar! I see what you mean, tree faerie!
/ Wythllew: Fain would I curse ye, buck-wight, for it pleases me not to be... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060725 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is rather taken with the centaurs. They are a lot more interesting ... | [[Kel walks on through the Arcadian landscape. In the distance she sees what she thinks are three horses grazing.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: Everyone is mad around here. I might as well try to talk to those horses. / Kel [[thinks]]: WAIT! Those aren't horses! / [[Kel is delighted to see what the "horses" actually... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060726 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Doan't go near the wee goat-man. He's a complete waste o'time. | [[Kel walks with Epona, patting her horsey back. In the background, a unicorn hides between the trees.]]
/ Kel: I'm Kel. I'm looking for some advice on-
/ Epona: Well, let me gi'ye some, lassie. Doan't go near the wee goat-man. He's a complete waste o' time.
/ Kel [[thinks]]: I wonder if there are unicorns... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060727 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Duchess Guðrún makes her move and establishes contact with the strange ... | [[Guðrún arrives in the forest, bearing her broomstick, and approaches Satan.]]
/ Guðrún: Good day, Sir.
/ Satan: Now there's a word I didn't think existed in this place. / Guðrún: Haven't my people given you the respect they deserve?
/ Satan: No, they haven't. Who are you, anyway? / Guðrún: Oh... I'm... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060728 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Satan explains that he can't go back to his own world | Guðrún: Very well... as duchess of these lands, I have an interest in them operating smoothly. You, Sir, are an unknown quality. You appeared in my forest possessing both a high level of innate magic, and more evil than my instruments have ever detected before. You're not exactly harmless. Who or what... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060731 |
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