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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: If the faerie doesn't want to be disturbed, she doesn't want to be dis... | 1. Faerie: The faerie Wythllew has withdrawn..
/ 2. Faerie: ...And does not wish to be disturbed. / 1. Faerie: We have been ordered to prevent another ring of stinkhorns being built here...
/ 2. Faerie: ... And to kill the gnome if he comes too near. / Tamlin: But-
/ Jake [[whispers]]: If-the-faerie-doesn't-want-to-be-disturbed-she-doesn't-want-to-be-disturbed-Tamlin! / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060509 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: At a camp near Dungill Fens, ribbiting goes on | [[A military camp just outside Dungill Fens. Croaking is heard from inside one of the tents.]]
/ Caption: Meanwhile, at a camp just outside Dungill Fens...
/ Soldiers: Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit! / [[Inside the tent. Two soldiers with frog heads are restraining a strikingly ugly old witch.]]
/ Artist:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060510 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The King sees an opportunity. | [[The frog guards drag the witch out of the tent.]]
/ Artist: Take that devil's spawn to the dungeon, or straight to the stake for all I care, but don't bother us with her!
/ 1. Guard: Ribbit qwrrk rwrok
/ 2. Guard: Rbibbit qwork / Witch: Your majesty! I've found those bandits you were looking for!
/ 2.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060511 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Introducing the renowned Joachim Piepelmeyer the Younger, hermit. | Groy: If you succeed, I will have Dungill Fens declared a free zone for all forms of witchcraft.
/ Witch: Oh goody! / [[Jake, Atra, Tamlin, Ragnarok and Kel trudge through the swamp. They are watched by witches, swamp elves, furry creatures and an eldritch tree.]]
/ Caption: And so...
/ Atra: < |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Divers and sundry solutions for moral dilemmae, as proposed by the eminent ... | Ragnarok: Well? / [[Joachim Piepelmeyer the Younger hands Ragnarok and Tamlin a book from the stack.]] / [[Tamlin reads the title page.]]
/ Tamlin: "Diverse and Sundry Solutions for Moral Dilemmae as Proposed by the Eminent Scholar Joachim Piepelmeyer the Younger, a Teacher for XX Years at the Renowned... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060515 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin shows again what his priorities are. So does Atra. | [[Tamlin runs back towards the swamp.]]
/ Tamlin: Quick!
/ Ragnarok: Is he finally coming to his senses? / [[Tamlin pounces on Piepelmeyer.]]
/ Tamlin: Your money or your life, Piepelmeyer! / [[Tamlin walks off again, carrrying the book and a bag of money.]]
/ Tamlin: To think that I almost paid for that... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060516 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A nasty surprise for the Rogues. | [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Atra, Jake and Kel find themselves surrounded by the King's men.]]
/ Atra: Maybe, Ragnarok, maybe. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060517 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues cook up a likely story. | [[Kel, Ragnarok, Tamlin, Atra and Jake stand transfixed like deer caught in the headlights.]]
/ Tamlin: Erhm- er- / Tamlin: Th-this must be a mistake... we... er... er... / Ragnarok: We aren't the bandits you've been looking for... we're ... er... er... / [[Kel produces Joachim Piepelmeyer's book.]]
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060518 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The King invites the Rogues to a hanging. Not theirs, yet, mind you. | Groy: I've had a new death warrant made for Barnardus Pothelmus... and if I don't like the food, I'll make five more. Actually, I'll do that even if I do like the food.
/ Poet: The brilliance that you employ/ could only come from you, King Groy.
/ Groy: Thank you. / Groy: I want you to prepare a grand... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060519 |
| Tamlin gives in to the temptation to torment his old foe. | Caption: The new cooks are quartered at once...
/ Tamlin: Fantastic! / [[Tamlin jumps onto the bed.]]
/ Tamlin: I won't be leaving this bed any time soon, guys!
/ Ragnarok: Well, er... / Ragnarok: I was going to visit Barnardus Pothelmus in his cell.
/ Tamlin: Ooh, that does sound like fun! / [[Ragnarok,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060522 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus Pothelmus may be at the end of his ropes, but that doesn't stop ... | [[Barnardus Pothelmus sits in a prison cell. Tamlin addresses him through the bars of his the cell's only window, off-panel.]]
/ Tamlin: Hey! Pothelmus! / Tamlin: How's it hanging? Would you mind if I hung out with you for a while? / [[Tamlin speaks off-panel.]]
/ Tamlin: Getting caught must have been... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060523 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel has been verrrrry observant. | [[Kel sneaks through the streets of Dungill Fens.]]
/ Caption: That night... / [[Kel sneaks through the streets of Dungill Fens.]] / [[Kel sneaks through the streets of Dungill Fens. She has the dungeon cell in the city wall in her sights.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: The dungeon... / [[Kel sits down on a corner... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060524 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is surprised to find not one, but two men talking to Barnardus in ... | Kel [[thinks]]: So, who is this guy who keeps helping us out of trouble? ...And why didn't he show up today? Hey! A noise!
/ Noise: Floc floc floc / [[Kel looks at the scene by the dungeon. The Artist and the Hangman are standing by the window of Barnardus' cell.]]
/ Kel: Two men?
/ Artist: Hey, Pothelmus!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060525 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel ponders the new moral dilemma concerning Barnardus and the King. | [[Kel is shocked.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: A plot! I've discovered a plot against the king! / Kel [[thinks]]: But if the King is murdered, Barnardus Pothelmus will survive! I have to tell the others! Except... / Kel [[thinks]]: They'll try to prevent it... and that means the tyrant Groy will survive! / Kel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060526 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ragnarok consults the literature, whereas Tamlin listens to his body. | [[Tamlin and Ragnarok sit on their beds, looking for Kel.]]
/ Caption: That morning...
/ Tamlin: Where is Kel? / Ragnarok: Her bed hasn't been slept on...
/ Tamlin: Typical. As soon as there's work to do she's nowhere to be seen. / [[Ragnarok looks in the book of Piepelmeyer.]]
/ Jake: Oh well. We won't... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060529 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Atra's intentions are good, I'm sure. | [[Ragnarok prepares to cut up a peacock. Tamlin shakes out a sheet of dough.]]
/ Ragnarok: let's see...
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060530 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is somewhat inconvenienced. Ragnarok's cross-stitching skills are ... | [[Jake is holding a large leg of some animal or other. Atra is almost submerged in the suds rising out of her brew.]]
/ Jake: How are you doing with the wuks?
/ Atra: Help
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060531 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The evening of the hanging. There's plenty of entertainment, some of which ... | [[The feast: The King's household sits at a long table while Ragnarok and Tamlin bring food and Atra serves drinks. Two monks are holding up planks of wood and chanting.]]
/ Caption: The evening of the feast has arrived...
/ Groy: Lovely, these goldfinches!~
/ Monks: Pie Jesu Domine... / [[King Groy speaks... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060601 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Soon enough, the evening turns out to have dire consequences for Palluldom's ... | [[King Groy and the Artist chew the wuks. The monks whack themselves off-panel.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060602 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The hanging starts. | Minstrels: Papa, did you bring me silver? Papa, did you bring me gold? Did you come to see me hangin' by the gallows pole?
/ Groy: Ooh, I like this song. / [[Tamlin walks on, carrying a covered dish.]] / [[Tamlin presents the covered dish, a peacock in its own feathers.]] / [[A herald speaks off-panel.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060605 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The announcer hams it up for all he's worth. | [[The announcer speaks off-panel. Barnardus climbs up the scaffold, alone.]]
/ Herald: Behold Clwyd-Rhan's most notorious criminal climbing up the scaffold... / [[The announcer speaks off-panel.]]
/ Herald: See him shake like a leaf as he is pushed forward...
/ Tamlin: Tsk... "Most notorious criminal"... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060606 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The plot unravels. | [[Barnardus hangs still. King Groy shrugs. The caption is presumably the herald speaking off-panel.]]
/ Herald: At last, the condemned man stirs no more.
/ Groy: Aww, already? / [[Behind King Groy, Barnardus comes back to life and raises a dagger.]]
/ Groy: Right... now it's those ...er... cooks' turn... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060607 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It takes a while for the King to catch on to what is going on... the Poet ... | [[The lead witch holds up the contraption. Barnardus Pothelmus escapes in the shape of a micro-dragon.]]
/ Groy: Did you have to transform my condemned man? Hag! Senile, toothless old crone!
/ Lead Witch: But Sire! There was a plot!
/ Hangman: Hey! / [[The other monk's hood is lifted to reveal Kel's face,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060608 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Our mysterious stranger explains himself. | Caption: A little later, in a nearby forest...
/ Tamlin: All right then, explain!
/ Kel: Tweet tweet / Jack: Well... I'd met you at the inn and got along rather well with Kel. So when I saw those posters, I decided to keep an eye on things... / Jack: Twice I defended you against attackers... once when... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060609 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel and Atra show once again that hindsight is 20/20 | Jack: ...And we were just in time to get you out of trouble at the critical moment... / [[Jack, Atra, Ragnarok, Jake and Tamlin ponder. Kel nurses her headache.]] / Atra: A thought just occurred to me...
/ Tamlin: Wait until the notary public is here, or no one will believe us. / Atra: The dripstone... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060612 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues travel back past the swamp, the forest, the mountains and the ... | Tamlin: I don't want to hear any more about it! We're going home and we shan't talk about it any more.
/ Kel: Yay! / [[Kel, Jack, Atra, Jake, Ragnarok and Tamlin walk through the swamp.]]
/ Caption: ...And that is what the Rogues do. Without stopping along the way, they march home; through Joachim Piepelmeyer... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060613 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues end their adventure in the traditional manner. | [[The Rogues sit and drink under the stars.]]
/ Caption: Once safely home, the Rogues gather under the stars to recover from their setbacks in a suitable manner, joined for the occasion by the mysterious stranger... after all, there's no better remedy for those who have just missed the opportunity of... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060614 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Another Racing Goblin shows up in the forest... | [[Kel calls the other rogues from her guard position at the top of a tree.]]
/ Caption: ...And that would have been the end of the story, if not...
/ Kel: Prey ahoy! / Tamlin: A traveller, brimming with money?
/ Jake: Could be a traveling table salesman! / Kel: He's going very fast! Must be a racing go- / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060615 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ...but this time, they take the wiser course of action. | [[Tamlin unrolls the scroll and reads it.]]
/ Tamlin: Hmmmmmm.... "Proclamation" / [[Kel comes down from her tree. Tamlin continues reading.]]
/ Tamlin: "To all courts of law. It is hereby decreed that, effective immediately, assaulting a royal racing goblin and breaching the royal seal without authorisation... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060616 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel hates hates hates being sent on errands. | [[A shabby, understocked market square. Among the peasantry shopping for goods is Kel, kicking a pebble.]]
/ Caption: Market day in the village of Cudbridge in Clwyd-Rhan is hardly a picturesque affair: Rotten fish, indescribably dirty streets... / Caption: ...Foul language...
/ Kel: Fuck fecking fuckbuggery... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20060619 |
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