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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel explains things, but there's an undertone of obsession in the dial... Ragnarok: Let's not fight. This has been a very succesful trip. / Ragnarok: We've got the belt, a new gang member, new clothes, and the loot we took from the castle... / Atra: ... And happy memories. That's also important. / Jake: ~Hic!~ / Ragnarok: By the way, we should be at a safe distance. Let's...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ragna proposes trying on the Belt, and this gives rise to a new proble... Tamlin: Maybe we could punch in another belthole or tie it in a knot? / Kel: No, that won't work. / Tamlin: Oh, well.... we still have the neat loot, and we've got Kel! Magic something again, Kel! / Kel: Er... that is to say... / Kel: I mean... my magic was really that of the Green Knight working through...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It just goes to show that you win some, you lose some. Ragnarok: Shit! Shit! Shit! / [[Members of Barnardus' gang speak off-panel.]] / Gang member 1: Geddaloadathis! That vest alone is worth a fortune! / Gang member 2: Wow! Nice skirt! / Jake: Zblbl Zblbl... / Tamlin: What do we do now? / Gang member 1: Hey, Bert! Lookit this belt! / Barnardus: Lovely! Can I...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake finally awakes from his quasi-alcoholic stupour. Jake: Oooh... ~Groan~ / Jake: Oh my head... but- / Jake: ... What are we doing here? And why are we naked? / Ragnarok: It's a long story... / Tamlin: Look, Kel! That's our HQ! / Caption: A long story later... / Atra: ... But at least we've gained a nice memory to look back on... / <> / [[Ragnarok...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The end. Kel: It's not like we've got any alcohol here. / Tamlin: Exactly. / Caption: And so, life in the mythical kingdom of Clwyd-Rhan resumes its normal course. The fearsome rogues lick their wounds... / Ragnarok: Aha... look here... / Newspaper article: King of Clwyd-Rhan deposed / By our reporter / Clwyd-Rhan...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The peace of the picturesque forests of Clwyd-Rhan is disturbed by an ... [[In the forest, a group of burly, hairy, hooded men argue over a map.]] / Caption: An uncouth company disturbs the peace of the picturesque forest of Clwyd-Rhan... / Cuthbert: Percy, you're useless! Don't tell me you've got us all lost! / [[Cuthbert snatches the map from Percy's hands.]] / Cuthbert: Give...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel needs to get a few things explained to her... [[Kel emerges upside own from a tree branch above the pile of beaten Rogues.]] / Kel: They're gone! / Tamlin: You could have told us we were attacking the whole bloody headsmen's guild! / Kel: Is that what they were? / [[Kel gets out of her tree. Jake is thoughtful.]] / Tamlin: Those hoods were a bit...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is given the opportunity to make herself useful. But was she raised ... Tamlin: Right then. Go trail those guys. Find out what they're up to. / Kel: Yes! / Ragnarok: Bad idea, Tamlin. / [[Instead of picking up the trail on foot, Kel climbs a tree.]] / Tamlin: But don't do anything! Just watch and don't get noticed! / Ragnarok: I hope she heard that last bit. / Tamlin: I wonder...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel has found the mysterious headsmen and is getting a good look at what ... [[Kel spots the headsmen from a tree branch. They are approaching a second group of people: Barnardus's gang.]] / Kel: There they are! / Percy: So you are the new King we've been hearing so much about? / Eugene: What have you done with Groy? / Barnardus: The former King Groy is quite safe. As for me...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus makes a show of strength. [[Kel is still watching the meeting between the Headsmen's Guild and Barnardus's gang.]] / Kel: He's the bandit who stole the Green Knight's belt from us! / Barnardus: That depends... / Percy: What do you have to offer that King Groy doesn't? / Llewellyn: Yeah! / [[Barnardus socks Percy with a right uppercut,...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus asserts his dominance over the Headsmen. Kel: He's wearing the belt! He's invincible! / Eugene: Mister Barnardus! That is no way to conduct a negotiation! / Barnardus: It's not? / Eugene: We will not stand for such heavy-handed treatment! / Cuthbert: Surely we can talk this over like civilised people? / [[Cuthbert is talking, and getting beaten...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus wastes no time pursuing his aims. Meanwhile, Jake is getting ... [[Kel is still watching Barnardus' gang and the headsmen on the ground. Barnardus is speaking from off-panel.]] / Barnardus: Right then. That leaves us with one more thing to do... / Barnardus: we will march on Dungill Fens! The Duke is still holding out for the old King... / Barnardus: We will show...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus makes his demands. The use of boiling oil is first suggested... [[Barnardus' gang and the headsmen have reached Dungill Fens castle.]] / Barnardus: Duke of Dungill Fens! Submit to your new King! / [[On top of the battlements, Guðrún whispers in Duke Henry's ear. Henry shouts defiantly at Barnardus and his men.]] / Guðrún: Over my dead body! Remember the Dungill Fens...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel tries to get past the headsman guarding Barnardus' tent. Barnardus: We'll set up camp here. Cover the city's entrances! / [[Night. A headsman is guarding Barnardus' tent. Above him, Kel is in a tree branch carrying a rock.]] / [[Kel drops the rock.]] / [[Kel walks past the unconscious headsman and opens the tent's door. ]] / Kel: Sorry.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel heroically sneaks past the sleeping Barnardus, but not everyone appreciates ... [[Kel creeps into the tent, looking for the Belt. Barnardus snores.]] / Barnardus: Ggrôônk! / [[Kel grabs the Belt.]] / Barnardus: Pfffthb... / [[Kel peers out of the tent.]] / Barnardus: Grô-fthb / [[Kel is startled to see two axes appear in front of her.]] / [[Kel is apprehended by two Headsmen.]] / Eugene:...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is dragged before Barnardus and made to explain herself. [[Kel is dragged before Barnardus, who is in his nightshirt.]] / Barnardus: Well, well, well... / Barnardus: I had food in my tent... and money, and finery... / Barnardus: So what's so special about this belt, huh? / Kel: It's ... it's a magic belt of invincibility. / Barnardus: Really? / Kel: Yes. / Barnardus:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel doesn't take being in Barnardus' hands lightly. Barnardus: How does it work? / Kel: I don't know... I think it changes size to fit a knight it finds worthy of wearing it... / Barnardus: It grants invincibility to the brave, eh? To the city gates! / Eugene: Huzzah! / Percy: Oh, goody! / Cuthbert: There, there. / [[Kel sits locked in a makeshift cage...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus shows up at the castle again, to convince the Duke to see things ... Terrence: Waah! That's so sad! / [[Barnardus and his men stand before the castle gates.]] / Barnardus: DUKE! How's your boiling oil? / Guðrún: Fansy a taste? / Henry: FANCY A TASTE? / Soldier: Waitwaitwait where are my oven mitts? / Barnardus: BRING IT! / [[Barnardus gets boiling oil poured over him....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus instructs the weasels to bow to their King. [[Barnardus is speaking off-panel. Duke Henry, Guðrún and the soldier are looking down at him from the battlements.]] / Barnardus: Bow to your King, weasels! Nothing can harm King Barnardus! / [[Barnardus walks down the steps to the Castle.]] / Barnardus: We'll give you some time to think about it! / Percy:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel pleads with his royalness to let her go. Barnardus: with Dungil Fens in the bag, the Kingdom will be ours! / Kel: Mister Barnardus? Your royalness? Please? / [[Kel is in tears.]] / Kel: Please let me go! I'll - I'll leave the country! I won't bother you or anyone else, anymore. / [[Barnardus gives an order to Cuthbert.]] / Barnardus: Take...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus, it turns out, is the sort of guy who toys with people. [[Barnardus stands with his back towards Kel.]] / Barnardus: That's valuable, you know? A girl could make her way in the world knowing stuff like that. / [[Eugene is speaking off-panel.]] / Barnardus: ...And yet here you are, running around in filthy rags like a runaway from Bedlam, smelling like a wet...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa ha ha! [[Barnardus walks away, laughing maniacally. The headsmen and Kel look on.]] / Barnardus: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! / Barnardus: Ha ha ha ha! / Barnardus: Ha ha ha ha! / Barnardus: Ha ha ha haha ha-snok- / Cuthbert: What an insufferable boor! / Percy: You've said it, Cuthbert! / [[Barnardus' maniacal laughter...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Barnardus' luck runs out. [[Barnardus looks in dismay at his pants dropping to his ankles.]] / Eugene: What's going on? / Kel: I think the Belt doesn't like him anymore. / <> / Eugene: The Belt that makes him invincible? It's stopped working? / Kel: Yeah, that's about it. / [[The Headsmen walk towards Barnardus.]] / Eugene:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake decides to take a chance. [[Kel explains matters to Jake while the headsmen kick and stomp on Barnardus.]] / Kel: Well, that small man had the Green Knight's Belt, but it fell off so the headsmen are- / Jake: The belt? / Kel: Yes! Look... next to his trousers! / Jake: Hmmmmm... I could sneak past them... / [[Jake crouches towards...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake's opinions on Pants, Draughts and Magic. [[Jake shows the trousers.]] / Jake: At last, trousers! They're a bit too big for me, but it beats having that draught in the nether regions! / [[Jake puts on the trousers.]] / Kel: But the Belt? / Jake: Who cares? C'mon, let's scram! / [[Jake and Kel run through the forest.]] / Kel: But you risked your...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake expresses a rather uncharacteristic wish for the gang to be kind ... [[Kel glomps Tamlin.]] / Kel: Guys! / Kel: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to let them catch me! Please don't kick me out! / Tamlin: What are you talking about, girl? We're not going to- / Jake: Guys, guys! Why don't you give the girl a drink and let her settle down? / Tamlin: Ehrm... / Jake: She's had...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake expresses a rather uncharacteristic wish for the gang to be kind ... [[Kel hugs Tamlin.]] / Kel: Guys! / Kel: I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to let them catch me! Please don't kick me out! / Tamlin: What are you talking about, girl? We're not going to- / Jake: Guys, guys! Why don't you give the girl a drink and let her settle down? / Tamlin: Ehrm... / Jake: She's had a long...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This may seem like a devilish ploy, but it's one way to bring the proceedings ... [[Jake pulls the Belt out of his beard.]] / [[Jake puts the Belt in the fire.]] / [[Jake pokes the Belt with a stick to help it catch fire.]] / [[Jake turns his attention to the rabbit on the spit, smiling.]]
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: On letters, and probation from Bedlam. [[Kel walks into the frame, bearing a letter.]] / [[Kel passes the letter on to Tamlin.]] / Kel: Letter! / Tamlin: ?? / [[Kel walks off.]] / Tamlin: ? / [[Atra appears. Tamlin facepalms.]] / Atra: Say, Tamlin, have you seen Kel? I just tested my eloquence elixir on her and... / Tamlin: I hope this letter...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin reads the letter, and our impersonal narrator kindly provides background ... [[Ragnarok, Kel and Jake come running towards Tamlin.]] / Atra [[thinks]]: Let me think... I've just been insulted... but how? / Tamlin: Ragnarok! Jake! Listen! / [[Tamlin reads the letter to Kel, Ragnarok and Jake.]] / Tamlin: "Dear occupant(s), In the near future, the 301st Annual Alchemists' Conference...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There is a lot for our kind impersonal and omniscient narrator to narrate ... Caption: To keep up their motivation, alchemists meet up often... / 1. Alchemist: Evenin', colleague. Found the Philosopher's Stone yet? / Caption: ...to discuss their experiences and recent projects... / 2. Alchemist: Nope, nothing... Only another silly perpetuum mobile... / 2. Alchemist: I've made...
 

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