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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A wild chase ensues, through the forest. | [[Men on horseback charge through the forest. In the foreground, some troll-like animals and a naked faerie go about their business.]] / [[The leader of the group of men on horseback is just behind the dust cloud left behind by the gang's cart.]] / [[The gang's cart fleest through the forest, pulled... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051121 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It looks bad for the Rogues until they reach the Forest of Scary Monst... | Ragnarok: They're gaining!
/ Jake: worse than that, they've punctured our barrel! / Ragnarok: 's a good thing the map says we're near the Forest of Scary Monsters! / [[The cart rides past a dragon, several more troll-like creatures, some bats and a some sort of mobile slime thing.]]
/ Tamlin: The map... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051122 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues find themselves tailed by a dragon. An easy-going one, mind ... | [[The back of the barrel bobs along.]] / [[Ragnarok's hat and eyes appear above the upper edge of the barrel.]] / [[Tamlin speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Tamlin: Are they gone?
/ Ragnarok: Uh... yes... / [[The cart is now pursued by a dragon, ambling easily behind them.]]
/ Tamlin: So we can slow down at... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051123 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The solution to the present problem is found in a thick book about monsters ... | Ragnarok: Atra, in our luggage, there's a thick book about demons and monsters. Look that up.
/ Atra: 'Key.
/ Tamlin: Go! / [[Atra hands Ragnarok a large, thick book.]]
/ Atra: There you go. / [[Ragnarok jumps over the top of the barrel athletically, carrying the heavy book in one hand.]] / [[Ragnarok... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051124 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake knows how to get rid of annoying faeries. It's quite simple, but ... | [[The gang are pursued by a large number of very aggressive faeries.]]
/ Ragnarok: Shit! Shit! Shit!
/ Tamlin: Go! / Jake: Fear not! We gnomes know how to get rid of annoying faeries! / Jake: SOD OFF! / [[Ragnarok looks back.]]
/ Ragnarok: It works! They're fleeing!
/ Jake: Don't get too cheery. This... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051125 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There are more critters in the forest, and the Rogues seem destined to ... | Caption: subsequently, the Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan are pursued by a dragon...
/ [[A three-headed dragon ambles lazily after the Rogues' vehicle.]]
/ Ragnarok: A-ha! Page 232: It says here that dragons are allergic to wine! / Ragnarok: So... we'd better turn on the tap and-
/ Tamlin: Wait! / Tamlin: Can't... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051128 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: As the King's men are being pursued, the King's mind grinds towards a ... | Caption: They are also followed by the King's men... / Caption: ... who in turn are having to contend with a dragon... / Caption: Meanwhile, the King's mind is grinding towards a conclusion...
/ Groy [[thinks]]: ...They ventured into the woods because they wanted to go there. There must be something... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051129 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which it is shown that Ogres can be a bit of a pest. | [[The Rogues are followed by an ogre.]]
/ Ragnarok: Rrright. How do we get rid of this? Fighting it isn't an option, I don't think. / [[Atra is looking at the Book.]]
/ Atra: Found it! Let's see. "Ogre". / Atra: "In case of an ogre trying to pick a fight, try to lure it towards the lair of another ogre... / Atra:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051130 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: As the King's men discuss the willies the forest gives them, a strange ... | Caption: That night...
/ [[The King's Men's encampment.]] / Lieutenant: I don't like this forest much, commander! The sooner we'be got those rogues, the better!
/ Commander: Don't get me started! / [[Kel speaks off-panel.]]
/ Lieutenant: This place is swarming with scary monsters.
/ Commander: THAT may... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051201 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Gang's progress is stopped by what appears to be a hag. | [[The rogues come across a bridge guarded by a hag.]]
/ Tamlin: That must be a hag, mark my words! / Ragnarok: Madam, could you please step aside so we can cross-
/ Hag: No one crosses my bridge! / Hag: Unless... / Ragnarok: ...Unless we solve a riddle? Bring it on!
/ Hag: ...Unless you can teach me... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051202 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The potion is brewed, with predictable results. | Caption: ...And so, a kettle is put on, soap and superglue brought in, and a stick of cinnamon and some eye of newt. The noxious brew is simmered for an hour, and-
/ Atra: Done! / Atra: Drink! / [[The Hag gets a heavy buzz from the potion.]] / [[The Hag's brain crashes.]] / [[The Hag gets woozy.]] / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051205 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The King's men have resumed their pursuit of the gang. | [[Tamlin and Ragnarok discover Jake immersed in the kettle of magic potion. Jake is very drunk.]]
/ Jake: ~Hic!~
/ Tamlin: Jake's fallen in the kettle!
/ Ragnarok: Oh no! / [[The King's Men are pursued by the two ogres.]]
/ Caption: Meanwhile... / Captain: Okay... and now I want to hear a serious idea... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051206 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | Blbl Hee hee
/ We might still need him.
/ True...
/ Wahahahaha! / Spt!
/ How long before the potion wears off?
/ I don't know! Maybe it never will! / Halt! / What do we do? Cross the bridge?
/ Hello sailor! / That won't be necessary. I can tell your king all he needs to know!
/ Hmm... / We've come this... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051207 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | Cross the bridge!
/ Yay!
/ Let's do it on horseback, though. / On the bosom of young Abigail was written the price of her tail, and on her behind...
/ Bah. / ...For the use of the blind, the same information in braille!
/ Licentious drunkenness...
/ disgusting! / Faldereee! Falderaaa!
/ Stop the cart / Falderee... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051208 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | This is all well and good... / But how will you transport them?
/ Uh... / This barrel is empty, captain!
/ That explains a lot.
/ Wine will be fine though it taste like brine!
/ Put some more in mine! / Hey! This is mean! / And the expedition heads home at a leisurely pace...
/ ~hic!~ http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051209 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | Dawn
/ Ooo-er, me head! / Drat! I've been had! / What happened? There was a riding barrel and a group of sailors... er... soldiers. / Well well... look at that! / Halt! you will not cross my bridge! / Abra Cadabra! / Wait! How did the rest of that spell go? / Allrightsreservednopartofthispubli... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051212 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | ... fullest extent! There! / Broap.
/ ?
/ Yay! / That's lucky. Now I can... / FUTHARKISM
/ Open, Barrel! / Whoa! / Unbelievable!
/ Fantastic!
/ Phenomenal!
/ ~Hic!~ http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051213 |
| Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | I'm Kel.
/ Tamlin.
/ Ragna.
/ Atra. / That's Jake.
/ Brbl. / I work for the Green Knight. He is looking forward to your arrival. / Hop along this way. I want to show you something. / Here, behind these shrubberies.
/ ! /
/ That's the Green Knight's castle over yonder!
/ Wow!
/ ~hic!~ http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051214 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: My lord and master, the Green Knight. | We just might make it! Who'd have thought? / Where'd you get that soap?
/ Brought it with me. Want a bite? / These are the people that want the Belt.
/ He's waiting by the door. / Creeeeeeak! / My Lord and Master, the Green Knight.
/ !! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051215 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Whe he is not doubled over laughing, the Green Knight cuts an imposing ... | [[The Green Knight looms over the Rogues]] / Green Knight: Welcome, rogues of Clwyd-Rhan. / Green Knight: I have followed your exploits in the forest with great interest, and I must say I'm impressed...
/ Ragnarok: Jake! Come back here this instant! / Green Knight: Using that book to take out that... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051216 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight likes to laugh, but he has a dark secret! | [[The Green Knight rolls on the floor laughing]]
/ Ragnarok: Uhm ... your lordship... about the belt...
/ Green Knight: Woo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! ~Snort~ / Green Knight: Later. First you must rest. A banquet will be ready in an hour. / Ragnarok: In that case, a bath would - / [[A pregnant pause, in... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051219 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Why does the Green Knight react the way he does? | Caption: An hour later...
/ Tamlin: Where have you been?
/ Ragnarok: I took a bath in the river... / Ragnarok: Nice dress, eh? I do wonder how they know my size...
/ Tamlin: Ragna, listen... / Tamlin: We're not gonna be fed drunk during that banquet. We have't come this far to screw up at the last moment. / Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051220 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cleaned-up and nearly respectable, the Gang join the Green Knight for ... | Ragnarok: So this is griffin steak? Nice! / Green Knight: Just wait until you've tasted the faerie's tongues in aspic. / Tamlin: Uh... Sir... I'd like to discuss the belt, if you don't mind... / Green Knight: Okay. / Green Knight: It's very simple. We'll hold a beheading contest. First, one of you... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051221 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: At the Banquet, the Green Knight makes his pitch. | Tamlin: Woo ha ha ha ha ha ha / Tamlin: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ~snerk~ ha / Green Knight: Does this mean you accept the challenge?
/ Tamlin: Of course! Bwa ha ha! / Jake: Wazzo funnee?
/ Green Knight: Then I propose we go to the shed now to hold the contest.
/ Tamlin: Fine ~chuckle~ thbthpt! / Atra: This... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051222 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin responds to the Green Knight's challenge the way you and I woul... | Jake: Zpt. Gú.
/ Atra: I tell you, it's all fishy!
/ Ragnarok: Keep your shirt on. And stop eating soap. / Atra! I can't help it! I always eat soap when I'm nervous! / Green Knight: In here. / Ragnarok: That smell again... doesn't that guy ever wash? / Green Knight: Let the beheading contest begin! / Green... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051223 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Before Tamlin has finished laughing, the contest is ON! | [[Atra, Ragnarok and Jake watch as the Green Knight's head is cut off off-panel]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051226 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Having done what he came for, Tamlin graciously thanks the Green Knight ... | [[The Green Knight pursues Tamlin with his axe in one hand and his head in the other.]]
/ Green Knight: Now it's my turn! / Jake: ~Hic!~
/ Tamlin: Help! / Ragnarok: We must stall him! Distract him! Buy time!
/ Atra: Bubble blub / [[Ragnarok eyes Atra who is munching on soap.]]
/ Atra: Bl bl bl br gloob... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051227 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight is clearly enjoying himself, but Ragnarok has an idea ... | [[Ragna attacks the Green Knight with a bar of soap.]] / Green Knight: Noooo! / [[The Green Knight collapses.]] / Ragnarok: It works! Fantastic! / Ragnarok: He's allergic to soap! More soap, Atra! / [[A hand passes another bar of soap to Ragnarok.]]
/ Ragnarok: Thanks. / [[Ragnarok stuffs the Green... http://rocr.net/?p=20051228 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight is clearly enjoying himself, but Ragnarok has an idea ... | [[Ragna attacks the Green Knight with a bar of soap.]] / Green Knight: Noooo! / [[The Green Knight collapses.]] / Ragnarok: It works! Fantastic! / Ragnarok: He's allergic to soap! More soap, Atra! / [[A hand passes another bar of soap to Ragnarok.]]
/ Ragnarok: Thanks. / [[Ragnarok stuffs the Green... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051228 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There's a fracas as Ragnarok does what she can to slow the Green Knight ... | Atra: You've overpowered him! Fantastic! / Ragnarok: That'll teach you to jump head-first into any wager offered.
/ Kel: Yeah, like a headless chicken! / [[Kel and Ragnarok are startled to hear themselves. Tamlin glares at them angrily.]] / Ragnarok: But... was it you that gave me that piece of soap?
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051229 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues find they have an unexpected ally. | [[The Rogues are walking over the hills in the distance, talking.]]
/ Tamlin: ...But how did you know that the Green Knight couldn't handle soap?
/ Ragnarok: I didn't!
/ Jake: ~Hic!~ / Ragnarok: I was only trying to distract him. But I could have known. / Ragnarok: There was this thick stench in the castle.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20051230 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues find they have an unexpected ally. | [[Rogues speak in the distance]]
/ Tamlin: ...But how did you know that the green knight couldn't handle soap?
/ Ragnarok: I didn't!
/ Jake: ~hic!~ / Ragnarok: I was only trying to distract him, but I should have known. / Ragnarok: There was this thick stench in the castle. It was because the green knight... http://rocr.xepher.net/index.php?p=20051230 |
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