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|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: And the way you're treating me is adding insult to injury!||Kel: Well? / Jake: Uh... Oh yeah! It's avenging season! Bummer! / Jake: Centuries ago, a gnome broke some ground-elven idol or something silly like that. By doing so he broke a copper law of the ground elves. / Jake: Since then, the ground elves have annual expeditions to catch a gnome and sacrifice...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Great Gourm will not be fobbed off with surrogate Gnomes! Hail the ...||Commander: I was wrong. These are useless. We can't even use them as slave labour because we don't have chains in their size. / Sergeant: Commander, they are wearing Gnomian dress. Don't you think- / Commander: No! The Great Gourm will not be fobbed off with surrogate gnomes! What are you thinking? / [[The...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Yes, yes. He looks uncouth. Trust me.||[[Kel stirs herself to stop Globbo from eating the armadillo, but Jake stops her.]]
/ Jake: No, let him. Those elves stole our provisions, and if he eats the animal, he'll leave is alone for now. / [[Globbo devours the wart-armadillo.]]
/ Kel/Jake/Atra: SIGH
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: If your soldiers aren't immune to the Contention, it helps to say 'Woe ...||Goblin Lieutenant: Our soldiers are not immune to the Contention! Woe and alas! / Goblin Leader: That makes no sense! / Goblin Leader: Who has the Crystal? We do! / Goblin Lieutenant: It doesn't matter. The curse has been activated and is now hitting us! Alas and woe! / Goblin Leader: There must be...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Introducing Warrior Woman Ghrhugha.||Globbo: Snfffff! / Globbo: Ground elves be there! / Jake: Alrighty. Let's look! / [[The Ground Elves are storming a hovel.]] / [[In the hovel, Ghrghugha the warrior opens the door.]] / Ghrghugha: ? / [[Ghrghugha draws her sword.]] / Ghrghugha: Hahaa!|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Ground Elves are about to break up their tents...||[[Kel, Atra, Jake and the recovered Globbo walk in the direction of the Ground Elven camp.]] / Kel: But couldn't you try a vegetarian diet for a while? / Jake: Sssh! We're almost there! / [[Kel, Atra, Jake hide behind some bushes.]] / Jake: That's their camp! / Kel: Duck! / [[They watch.]] / [[A lieutenant...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: As a result of Bad Punning, Kel panics, and brings about that which she ...||[[Kel watches the discussion and is alarmed.]] / Commander: I said "Half eleven"! Old duffer! / Old NCO: Whuuut? / Kel: We've been spotted! Get away! / [[The entire Ground Elven army descends on Atra, Jake, Kel and Globbo.]] / Jake: ~Sigh~ Now we've been spotted. / Jake: Atra, can you turn their costumes...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Queen of the Ground Elves is bad news, but at least Jake is lucky.||[[Atra, Kel and Jake have been tied up with rope by the Ground Elves. Some of the Ground Elves have been turned into giant pumpkins.]] / Atra: Great. Did you have any other brilliant ideas? / Kel: Jake, what happens next? / Jake: Well... / Jake: They'll probably take us to the Queen of the Ground-Elves,...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: For a given value of luck, Jake is indeed lucky.||Queen: He will be sacrificed to the Great Gourm, and his shrunken head will adorn the throne of the Ground Elves! / [[The Queen speaks off-panel. Kel, Atra, Ragnarok and Tamlin are dismayed.]] / Queen: You, on the other hand, will be given to the Goblins. We promised them that when they put us on your...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues are not going to have the last laugh, here.||Barnardus: They wouldn't go on a trip like that if there wasn't a lot of money in it. So I bribed a witch to magick us here as well.*) / Footnote: News via http travels fast but isn't very reliable, especially if Sanderon is the one spreading it. / Barnardus: All we need to do is follow their trail....|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues are not going to have the last laugh, here.||Barnardus: They wouldn't go on a trip like that if there wasn't a lot of money in it. So I bribed a witch to magick us here as well *) / Footnote: News via http travels fast but isn't very reliable, especially if Sanderon is the one spreading it. / Barnardus: All we need to do is follow their trail....|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It's rumbling, I say. Rumbling!||[[Two guards argue.]]
/ Caption: But behind the scenes, things are rumbling!
/ Guard 1: Sergeant said I was to guard the door!
/ Guard 2: Shouldn't have said the Colonel was a fermented grape! / [[The first guard speaks off-panel. A noblewoman is talking to the King.]]
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: If I was ever in a dungeon, I'd want to know those things||[[The gang are chained up in a dirty dungeon with several other people, some of whom are long dead. Kel is bothered by something.]] / Tamlin: Gosh! Are all dungeons here as big... and crowded? / Prisoner: Meh. / Tamlin: And when's dinner? / Prisoner: Depends. Do you have family living nearby? / Kel:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel's always a bit ornery around new people.||Kel: Yes. / Ghrghugha: So I thought! Ghrghugha smell half-elf from mile away! / [[Ghrghugha is speaking from off-panel.]] / Kel: Thanks a lot, now leave me alone. / Ghrghugha: No, listen! You want goblin king treat courtiers to your eyeballs? Hm? / Kel: If I have a choice? / Ghrghugha: So I thought! Druther...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A conversation between torturers.||Apprentice Torturer: Yesterday it was the ball vice, last week you had the rear-end ramrod... the chief torturer might start wondering about you hmmm? / No. 2 Torturer: The chief torturer is the misshapen spawn of inbred drecksows, and you're not much better! / Apprentice Torturer: What? / Apprentice...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake is unhappy with his fate as a sacrifice.||Ragnarok: That was a lucky escape! / Tamlin: Saved by Contention! / Ragnarok: Let's hope Contention is also affecting the Ground Elven sacrificial priests! / Tamlin: Yeah! Poor Jake! / [[In the Sacrificial Palace, Jake is getting angry.]] / Jake: Grrrr.. / [[Jake tosses a goblet at two naked Ground...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Remember, it's traditional to treat your sacrifices with the utmost re...||Queen: Most vexing! The great Gourm demands that the sacrifice gets all his heart's desires! Apart from a high life expectancy of course... / Queen: The Great Gourm won't be satisfied if the sacrifice isn't satisfied... / [[The Queen walks away from the scene.]] / Queen: ...And if the Great Gourm isn't...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bring me a woman, a woman with curves! Or else I'll make sure you'll be ...||First Flunky: ...This King wants chicks with curves! Where do we find those? / Second Flunky: This is giving me the hives! And if I get the hives... / [[The Second Flunky is speaking from off-panel.]] / Second Flunky: ...There's not a Wuk in all the land will want me! / Jake: Hehehe! / Jake: This will...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pumpkin jam and pentagrams||<
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Being in on a conspiracy doesn't just open doors, it makes them disapp...||Kel: Er... / Ghrghugha: Hurry! / [[Ghrghugha speaks off-panel.]] / Kel: Ah! I've got something! / Ghrghugha: Good. Now handshake! / [[Ghrghugha manipulates Kel's hand in a complicated manner.]] / Kel: Er... oh! / Ghrghugha: Thus! / Ghrghugha: Now spell! Out: Dun/Gon[[gibberish]]An.I.Wer.X!Four!Hundred!Door! / [[Nothing...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A new spin on the||Ghrghugha: No one better at SGML than Ghrghugha! Now magic free friends! And self! / [[Tamlin, and Ragnarok have been freed.]] / Ghrghugha: Now scram! / Tamlin: Wait! We can't leave the other prisoners like this! / [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Kel, Atra and Ghrghugha run off in clothes previously seen on the...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Come the revolution, we'll all eat stew and like it.||[[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Kel, Ghrghugha and Atra walk across the castle grounds towards the kitchen. Goblins fight among themselves all around them.]]
/ First Goblin: Me, a drunk? Here, I'll show you punch-drunk! Haha! I slay me!
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The temple servants are quite upset by what happened with the door.||[[The Queen of the Ground Elves is livid.]] / Queen: A WHAT just landed on the temple? / [[A lackey cowers before the Queen.]] / Lackey: A door, your majesty. / Queen: A door. / Lackey: A ten ells tall, seven ells wide and three ells thick granite door. With a large padlock. / Queen: And the gnome? Is...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Desert to the left of me, desert to the right||[[Jake staggers through the desert.]] / Jake: Phew! What luck! / [[Jake ambles through the desert.]] / Jake: Phew. What luck. But now what? / Jake: Desert this way... / Jake: Desert that way! / [[Kangra calls Jake from off-panel.]] / Jake: Desert- / Kangra: Hey!|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Buzzing flies mean that a pregnant, uncomfortable pause is going on. F...||[[Tamlin and Ragnarok in the Goblin King's kitchen, very drunk.]] / Tamlin: Okidoki! Waddayafinkadisplan... / Ragnarok: Yeees? / Tamlin: W'gototh'gratehall an'an'an we kinnap th'king! / [[Overhearing the conversation, Kel and Ghrghugha eye one another.]] / Tamlin: Then'eHASTAgivusth'kerristul, else we'll...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel shows off her little trick, but Jake confronts a much more delicate ...||Tamlin: We've made a deciszzzzzz... / Ghrhugha: You really not know elf-magic? / Kel: Er... / Tamlin/Atra/Ragnarok: Zzzzgr˘n thbpthbp zzz / [[Kel conjures up a rose out of thin air.]] / Kel: Er... I can do this... / [[In the desert. Jake is startled.]] / Jake: Another shrub that wasn't here a minute ago!...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A couple of hours in the desert would make anyone see tiny naked women ...||[[The flower has transformed itself into a naked faerie.]] / Jake: ! / Kangra: A girl! Get it, now? / Jake: Kel! No! Er... / Jake: Let me guess: You're Kel's sister, a half-elf! / Kangra: Wrong! / Kangra: I'm Kel's half-sister, an elf! Name's Kangra. / [[Jake and Kangra shake hands.]] / Jake: Jake. Nice...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Introducing Norla, and the new mount. For mounting.||Jake: How do you know this? / Kangra: Your http signals aren't secure. / Jake: You're not as dumb as you look! / Kangra: Aha! There's Norla! / [[Norla hands Kangra her uniform, consisting of white pantaloons, a striped sweater and a black beret.]] / Norla: Here's your uniform. We must hurry - The ground...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: All the best magic goes 'Vlap'!||Kel: Hmm...I'm getting better at this.
/ Ghrghugha: But it not useful to us! / Kel: Hey, if you're such an expect, why don't you -
/ Ghrghugha: Careful! / Kel: Careful with what? It's not like I can just snap my fingers and -
/ Tamlin, Ragna, and Atra: Zzz - Gronk! / [[Kel becomes vegetation]]
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues have reached the castle, which is strangely overgrown with ...||[[Kangra, Norla and Jake have entered the palace. The hall is overgrown with Kel-vegetation. Goblins fight among themselves.]] / Norla: They're making it very easy for us... / Jake: Knowing my fellow rogues, they'll be in the kitchen, sleeping it off. / 1. Goblin: Me, cut weeds? Do it yourself, twatface! / [[Kangra,...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gnome meets gnome: Dzjalkupturgl meet Ghrghuga.||[[Jake approaches Ghrghugha.]] / Jake: Hey! I know you! / Jake: You're Ghrghugha, A.K.A. Tracey the Gnome. / Ghrghugha: Me only use Gnomian name now. / Tamlin: ~Hic~ Tracey? / Jake: There's a standard translation for each Gnomian name. My real name is Dzjalkupturlgrl. / Jake: Ghrghugha is one of history's...|
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