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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pencilicious filler featuring Ottar, Norla and a Jeweled Scuttling Cra... | {{It's time for the ultra-seemple filler streep - streep?}} / [[Ottar and Norla are sitting on a ledge overlooking a lake.]]
/ Ottar: When I was a lad, the night sky o'er Wodeskog was for-swarmed with dragons! But alas, they are all gone now. / Norla: Do you think we'll ever see them again?
/ Ottar:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050425 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Love me, I'm your filler. | Norla: Maybe prof. Rįsdondr can bring back the magnificent dragons! He must have an egg salted away somewhere...
/ Ottar: Haha! / Ottar: Rįsdondr would try for to cross it with a jeweled scuttling crab!
/ Norla: Pfft! / [[Behind the pair, an abominable jeweled scuttling dragon is creeping up on them.]]
/ Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050426 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Swipe! Whoa! Shoo! Zap! Because writing dialogue takes energy and that ... | {{Welcome to another action-packed pencil-drawn FILLER COMIC (Note: At the time of writing, we don't know if there will in fact be action)}}
/ [[The dragon takes a swipe at Norla and Ottar.]]
/ Ottar: Whoa!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050427 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Does anyone even see these blurbs anymore? | {{It's another FILLER COMIC with "Ottarese" Anglo-Saxon}}
/ [[Vigdis is tending to Rįsdondr's latest injury]]
/ Rįsdondr: Who'd have thought that my creation would turn against me like that?
/ Vigdis: Sit still! / Rįsdondr: We'll have to put the poor thing out of its misery. It must be in a frightful state! / [[Ottar... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050428 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Subtle gestures like nudging are hard to do in crappy pencil style! NOW ... | {{Fresh from the sketchbook, here's another filler comic! Now go to the forum to bitch about how it sucks.
/ Ottar: What ails you? Get out of this wood right now! / Ottar: And take your blue box with you! / [[Rįsdondr is puzzled. Behind him, a Police Public Call Box can be seen. It is blue.]]
/ Rįsdondr:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050429 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Meanwhile, inside the place that's bigger on the inside than on the ou... | {{It's another monday's worth of filler! Ugly filler! Now, where were we? Oh yeah, there was this... this blue box...}}
/ [[Inside the TARDIS. Rose is talking to the Doctor, who is on his back underneath the console trying to fix something.]]
/ Rose: Doctor, is this goin'a take long?
/ Doctor: Just a minute.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050502 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The guests to the Dimensionally-Transcendent thingummybob are suitably ... | {{Here there be filler comics! One more week of them, I think... maybe.}}
/ [[Ottar, Norla, Rįsdondr and Vigdis have entered the TARDIS, with Rose looking on.]]
/ Norla: Wow!
/ Ottar: Forefather's armpit! / [[The Doctor is leaning against the console looking smug. Ottar is speaking off-panel.]]
/ Ottar:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050503 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Oh, that woman thinks she's that impressive. | {{The most gratifying aspect of the filler series is that, released from such bourgeois paternalistic norms as "Quality", "Consistency" and "Sense"", I can now make true art!}}
/ Rįsdondr: Don't mind Green Boy. I find this place fascinating, Mr.... er...
/ Doctor: I am The Doctor. / Rįsdondr: I'm... the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050504 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Doctor and Vigdis would make a cute couple. Cuter than Rose and Rįsdondr, ... | {{Allow me to present you with this, another penciled filler comic, drawn while waiting for my studio-mate to finish his work on the studio computer (the stinking bastard!)}}
/ Doctor: What are you, some lost Timelord? Then what are you doin' ere, in this forsaken epoch? / Vigdis: Timelord? oh! No, I'm... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050505 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Rose is 'avin' none of it. | {{Gentle reader, we are near the end of this filler series. I am almost out of 2B pencils! But first, this:}}
/ Doctor: I can - and have- change the timeline!
/ Vigdis: I can make timelines vanish with a thought!
/ Doctor: I can regenerate when I'm killed!
/ Vigdis: I can pick a future where I don't get... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050506 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Technically, you'd only need to be chucked out of one time travelers' ... | {{My, Grandma, what a big filler comic you have!}}
/ Doctor: Nine 'undred years, and I've never been upstaged by a naked half-fairy from the Middle Ages!
/ Rose: I think you're amazin'. / Doctor: She uses magic! Where's the fun in that?
/ Rose: You don't fancy 'er then?
/ Doctor: Why on earth should I? / Rose:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050509 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Back to the issue at hand: that jeweled scuttling dragon! | {{Did I say there'd be one more filler? I was wrong: There'll be one more after this one.}} / Norla: Now, Professor, about that monster of yours!
/ Rįsdondr: What monster? / Ottar: The beast that thou unleashed!
/ Rįsdondr: What? I never did! / Norla: Come on! You let loose a jeweled scuttling-
/ Rįsdondr:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050510 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A stitch in time will do just fine! | {{Arr. here we are with the final penciled filler!}} / Rįsdondr: Vigdis?
/ Vigdis: Yes?
/ Rįsdondr: How long ago did the magnificent flying dragos go extinct? / Vigdis: About thirty years ago, I think.
/ Rįsdondr: And what are we celebrating now?
/ Vigdis: The fourtieth anniversary of... er... oh. / Rįsdondr:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050511 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cover art for The Stone of Contention - Webcomics history returns! | {{Cover art to The Stone of Contention.}}
/ [[Kel, in plant form, is about to take the Stone from the Goblin King. Ragnarok, Tamlin, Kangra and Norla have just rushed into the King's chambers.]] / {{Starting on June 6, The Stone of Contention, one of the first storyline-based webcomics ever, will return... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050615 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Foreword to The Stone of Contention | {{The Stone of Contention, drawn between 1994 and 1996, was the first comic I ever put online, and may well have been the first truely story-based comic on the Web. It ran on the University of Groningen's server, on an account owned by a friend, Age Mooy, who also did the very rudimentary web design.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050617 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The year: 994. A peaceful scene is interrupted by a heinous, heinous c... | [[Outside a tallowchandler/soap-boiler's shop. The soap-boiler and his assistant are talking within the shop.]]
/ Caption: The peaceful scene below will soon be disrupted by a crime.
/ Soap-boiler: Careful with the lye!
/ Assistant: Yes, master soap-boiler! / [[Inside the shop]]
/ Caption: The criminals... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050620 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In every robbery, there's someone who just has to go and make things c... | [[Continued from previous page. The soap-boiler is heard swearing from off-panel.]]
/ Soap-boiler: (signs indicating swearing)
/ Tamlin: And now?
/ Atra: The hatter. Let's ask for directions. / [[Atra, holding an axe, hassles a bystander]]
/ Atra: Hey you! Directions or your life!
/ Bystander: ? / Bystander:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050621 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She's showing initiative! Peachy! | [[Outside the hatter's shop. Two of the hatter's assistants are talking outside as Tamlin, Atra and Ragna leave the scene with the soap and a new black hat.]]
/ First Assistant: Did you see the look on the boss's face?
/ Second Assistant: Mad as a hatter! Hahahaha!
/ Tamlin: And now?
/ Atra: You guys go... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050622 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Do not taunt a witch if you like your shape the way it is. | [[Tamlin and Ragnarok laugh. Atra is annoyed.]]
/ Atra: Is that funny?
/ Tamlin: You haven't been to a Sabbath in twenty years! Hahaha!
/ Ragnarok: Except - Hahaha- That time you scared everyone off, in Dungill Fens! / [[Atra and Ragnarok speak off-panel. Kel walks off towards her tree hut.]]
/ Atra: This... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050623 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin's new shape is even more rotund than his old one. | [[Tamlin has turned into a pumpkin, though he still has his nose and eyes. Jake and Ragnarok are surprised. Atra has turned her back to Tamlin.]]
/ Tamlin: Atra? I was only kidding! Atra! Magic me back! Hey! / [[Tamlin speaks off-panel. Kel sulks in her tree hut.]]
/ Tamlin: Atra? Please! Hey! Don't walk... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050624 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ragna is concerned about Jake's behaviour. | [[Jake walks off.]]
/ Jake: With what? / Ragnarok: I'm also getting seriously concerned about Jake.
/ Tamlin: Let's not have too many problems at once, please. / Ragnarok: I find that invite very mysterious. I'd always thought the other witches had forgotten her.
/ Tamlin: ...Deliberately or not. But... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050627 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan | [[Tamlin-pumpkin is dozing.]] / < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050630 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel can do some magic, nothing to boast about, really. | [[Kel walks through the forest with "Jack".]]
/ Kel: Nice of you to join me for a bit.
/ Jack: Oh... I 'd wanted to give you some tips on shadowing her discreetly, but now that that's no longer necessary, I have a few questions myself. / Kel: Oh?
/ Jack: Like why are they organising an entire witches'... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050631 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin's new shape has given him a whole new perspective on life. Or has ... | [[Jake walks right past Ragnarok and the pumpinised Tamlin.]] / Ragnarok: What' s he up to with those cables?
/ Tamlin: All that rushing and hurrying. Can't he just lie down and ripen like everyone else? / Ragnarok: I'd better check on what he's doing...
/ Tamlin: Maybe sprout a bit in the warm sun...... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050701 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The sabbath is invitation-only. But that shouldn't stop any witch with ... | [[Kel walks on alone.]]
/ Kel: ...And that was that. Oh well, he does have to go to work... / [[Kel kicks at the sand.]]
/ Kel: Whatever it is he does. / [[Kel arrives at the festival grounds. A large crowd of witches in varying states of undress is gathering outside the gate.]]
/ Caption: At the festival... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050704 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It's the Famous Invisible Frog Scene! | Witch: We need an axe. If you can hex one for us, we can break through the fence. / [[A witch speaks off-panel. Kel ponders.]]
/ Kel: Axe...
/ Witch: Drat! Another broom!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050705 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin isn't the only one with access to Beerspace. | Tamlin: And?
/ Ragnarok: He's building an infernal machine and humming Gnomian songs. / Tamlin: We should feed him drunk and hear him out. / [[Jake appears, chanting and holding up his hands.]]
/ Ragnarok: Don't you think he'll also talk if we simply-
/ Jake: [[Gibberish]] / [[Ragnarok pulls a gigantic... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050706 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin is just one Splotch removed from being able to drink his drinks, ... | [[Tamlin is completely human again, except his head, which still has a pumpkin-like shape and lacks a mouth. Jake does have a mouth, which he wipes.]]
/ Tamlin: Hey! This isn't fair!
/ Jake: Do we have any Gnomian ale? This stuff is a bit bland. / Jake: Uh... Gnax! Bfrt! Hnjkl. No. / [[Jake gibbers... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Between the rain, the mud, the bad mandrake and the gatecrashers, the ... | [[The rain increases quickly, soaking Kel.]]
/ Kel: Always the same with thosse open air festivals! And of course there's no shelter. / [[An announcer flies over the festival grounds on a broom, speaking through a bullhorn.]]
/ Announcer: We have a slight rain problem! Please do not stand on the ley lines! / [[Two... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050708 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ... and the goat has indigestion. Did I mention that? THE GOAT HAS IND... | [[Kel walks past a group of witches huddling in the rain. In the background, another witch chases a stray broom.]]
/ Witch 1: Hey, if we concentrate hard, we may be able to magic the rain away!
/ Witch 2: Are you nuts? / Witch 2: I finally succeed in making rain and you whiners want to make it stop! Bah! / Announcer:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20050711 |
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