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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I think I smell a rat! Da da dum dum dum! I think I smell a raaaaaaaat! ... |
Kel: Not gui-
/ Isolde: Hold it. Hold it. / [[Isolde is speaking from off-panel. Dódr and D'Owd look at her sternly.]]
/ Isolde: Your venerablenesses! That last charge was not in the charge sheet I got two days ago! / [[Fafnir, the lawyer for the prosecution, retorts. Next to him stands Wythllew,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040623 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which the counsels for the Prosecution and the Defense get down to ... | Fafnir: Well, it will come up in testimony anyway. At least if you keep it on the charge sheet, you won't go home wondering why the sentence was so harsh.
/ Isolde: Grrr. / Dódr: The prosecution has a point, mistress ... Sheepsmiter? If something like that comes up it'll either be as an aggravating... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040625 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Opening statement for the prosecution. | [[Dódr is speaking from off-panel.]]
/ Dódr: Harrumph! What do you plead?
/ Kel: N-not guilty, your venerabablenessessess. / [[Dódr is speaking from off-panel.]]
/ Dódr: Kangra Rotskivvensdottir, you stand accused of attempting to hinder the work of the Office of Rites, and of complicity after the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040628 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The prosectution presently proposes a paronoid yet somehow compelling ... | [[Fafnir's opening statement continues.]]
/ Fafnir: There are, sometimes, good reasons to abandon the Rite: Ill-treatment and insult traditionally justify it. In such cases, the initiate gets to apply with the Office of Rites and try again. / [[Fafnir's reconstruction of events is shown in a style based... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040630 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The prosecution continues with an outline of the case against Kangra. | [[Fafnir's opening statement continues.]]
/ Fafnir: When the other defendant, Kangra Rotskivvensdottir, heard of her sister's first crime, she decided to cover for her! / [[Fafnir's reconstruction of events is shown in a flat-coloured art style with fixed-width lines, as if it was drawn in a vector program.]]
/ Fafnir:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040702 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The trial begins in earnest. The legal phrase | Isolde: Your venerablenessess, the prosecution is trying to connect dots that just aren't there! The case against my client is a load of old cobblers'!
/ Kangra: Zing! Kapa-pow! / [[Isolde is speaking from off-panel. Daoibleagh walks along the aisles of the audience brandishing his tray of foodstuffs.]]
/ Isolde:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040705 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hywell Bastardsson is sworn in. | [[The harpist strikes a chord. Hywell Bastardsson appears.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/?p=20040707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hywell Bastardsson is sworn in. | [[Hywell Bastardsson, the clerk at the Office of Rites, walks towards the witness stand. A herald plays a chord on the harp.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: What will undoubtedly be the first in a long series of embarrassments ... | [[Fafnir speaks off-panel as the Statue of Justice looks on.]]
/ Fafnir: ...And what did she say next?
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/ Hywell: She insisted that she was Kel Mansdottir. At that point, the enforcers had come in, so I left it at that.
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/ [[Fafnir ambles off.]]
/ Fafnir: No further questions, your Venerabilities.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040709 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cross-examination of prosecution witnesses continues. Drippy word balloons ... | Fafnir: Objection! She's asking the witness to speculate!
/ Isolde: No further questions...
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/ [[Fafnir interrogates the captain of the Office of Rite's Enforcers.]]
/ Fafnir: Did the defendant - Kel Mansdottir Davignon - resist arrest? / Captain: Yes, quite vehemently. She threatened us with an iron... http://rocr.net/?p=20040712 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Cross-examination of prosecution witnesses continues. Drippy word balloons ... | Fafnir: Objection! She's asking the witness to speculate!
/ Isolde: No further questions... / Fafnir: Did the defendant - Kel Mansdottir Davignon - resist arrest? / Commander: Yes, quite vehemently. She threatened us with an iron medaillon. Of course, we made short work of that.
/ Fafnir: Did she have... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040712 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Keeper of the Shrine's records incites religious controversy through ... | [[Isolde is questioning Clampfoot the Shrine Administrator. Four faeries from the audience interrupt from off-panel and in an insert. Dódr whacks his hammer and speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Clampfoot: ...Quite a few femurs, more than could be from a single ancestor.
/ Faerie 1: Boo! Blasphemy!
/ Dódr: Order!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040714 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Two more technical witnesses go | [[Isolde continues questioning Clampfoot from off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: So, how likely is it that the bone would have been stolen without anything being noticed and recorded?
/ Clampfoot: Well, a thief wouldn't leave a receipt, would she? / [[Clampfoot is speaking from off-panel. Kangra daydreams of Hywell.]]... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040716 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Isolde objects, the court adjourns but to her horror, Isolde learns |
Isolde: We don't have time! My client has a young daughter to go home to!
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/ Dódr: The court will adjourn for half an hour to deliberate. And drink. / Kel: At last,a break.
/ Kangra: I'll fetch us some drinks! / [[Isolde is speaking from off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: Damn! Damn! Damn!
/ Kel: ? / Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040719 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Plenty of tasty doom in this episode, plus a word on the discovery of ... | Isolde: Sorry. I have no excuse. I shouldn't be making mistakes like this. / Isolde: I'm just intimidated by him. His fast mind, his goatee and his
/ Scottish burns*).
/ Kel [[Thought]]: DOOM. / Isolde: I try to make up for it by working harder... I thought I'd stand a chance if I just knew the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040721 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Before the days of the in-ear prompter, incompetent officials needed to ... | Dódr: Will that woman ever finish consulting her advisors?
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/ Fuddeaigh: That's nothing. My friend Booklearner Duilaillidh told me of the confirmation hearings for that human Grimborgsman... / Her high elven confrere had an army of advisors prompting him at all times, while he just sat there drooling...... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040723 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ottar is sworn in, and the next part of the show begins. | [[Ottar takes the oath.]]
/ Ottar: I shall not lie through the Ancestor's teeth. / [[Ottar speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: Ottar... You were brought from Wodeskog to Clwyd-rhan to serve the Fae w-
/ Ottar: Nay! / Ottar:I was brought in by Wythllew to serve my Serfdomrite with the Corby Kin. / [[Ottar... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040726 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Yeppers, we managed to get Fafnir to use a classic line from courtroom ... | [[Ottar is speaking off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: When... did you hear that Wythllew had stolen the bone?
/ Ottar: ... At the Mudslope Festival of 1001. / [[Ottar narrates. He is seen watching outside the tent at the 1001 Mudslope Sabbath.]]
/ Ottar: I o'erheard talk tween the mage Sanderon, my lady Kel and... http://rocr.net/?p=20040728 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Yeppers, we managed to get Fafnir to use a classic line from courtroom ... | [[Ottar speaks off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: When... did you hear that Wythllew had stolen the Bone?
/ Ottar: ...At the Mudslope Festival of 1001. / [[Ottar narrates. Ottar is seen outside the tent at the Mudslope festival.]]
/ Ottar: I o'erheard talk tween the mage Sanderon, my Lady Kel and Raven Corby. / Ottar:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040728 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Fafnir utters the most ominous phrase a lawyer can utter. | Isolde: What sort of person was Wythllew to work with?
/ Ottar: She seemed kind e-nowe to me as a bloodful fae. But she was hatesome to my lady Kel and the witch. / [[Isolde and Ottar are speaking off-panel. Fafnir is taking notes.]]
/ Isolde: Hate...some? how?
/ Ottar: Calling my lady names... Onsetting... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040730 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Fafnir explodes one bomb and plants another. Read carefully. | [[Fafnir is questioning Ottar.]]
/ Fafnir: Why do you refer to the defendant as "my lady Kel?" Did you not say that you had committed to serving your Rite with the Corbies? / Ottar: Aye. / Fafnir: But does not the use of those titles for the defendant and her alleged husband suggest that you are working... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040802 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Fafnir is only now hitting his stride. | Fafnir: On the contrary, your venerablenesses. The witness is here to defend someone accused of reckless abandonment and disloyalty. When he himself is lacking in loyalty, how can we trust-
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/ Ottar: I sware an oath! / Fafnir: - The trustworthiness of which is now itself in doubt for the same reason.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040804 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ottar had heard of the idea of courting rejection, but he wanted nothing ... | Isolde: I wish to ask a few more questions. Ottar, when did you leave the Corbies?
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/ Ottar: Near-like a year ago. / Isolde: What made you switch? / [[Ottar narrates. Ottar is seen arguing with Leroukh Corby.]]
/ Ottar: Once I wot that Wythllew was a thief, I tried for to warn the corbies, afore... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040806 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ottar discusses sewing and baking. Dódr discusses the good old days. | Isolde: And then you went on to serve Kel's family. Is that an easy task?
/ Ottar: Nay. My lady Kel is kind... / [[Ottar speaks off-panel.]]
/ Ottar: ...But the stead is crowded, with two babes. There is ever filth and screaming.
/ Kel: Hey! Fay never screams!
/ Kangra: Suuure she doesn't. / Ottar: I toil... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040809 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Isolde gets touchy-feely for a moment. | Ottar: Milady, forgive me. She does, when you are not there. / [[Kel is genuinely surprised.]]
/ Kel: He does? Really? I didn't know that.
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/ Isolde: Hurts, doesn't it?
/ Ottar: Aye.
/ Isolde: You don't want to shatter her illusions. Why bother her with a truth she doesn't wish to hear? / [[Ottar... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040811 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Lord Chief Justice Dódr is not amused. Hairsplitter Fuddeigh reminisces ... | [[The Green Knight's head in a jar is placed on the judges' desk. Dódr is surprised. The harpist strikes a chord off-panel.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040813 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Hey, Green Knight! Did you eat your mother with that mouth? | Dódr: Sounds like a precedent to me. Swear it in, will you, Dowd? / Dowd: Green Knight... do you swear by... whatever it is you believe in... to tell the truth-
/ Green Knight: Damn you woman! Your court means nothing to the Green Knight!
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/ Dódr: Sounds like another contempt citation to me.
/ Fuddeaigh:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040816 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Green Knight: A year. / Isolde: Did you give her the traditional reward for completing a year's worth of service?
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/ Green Knight: Yes. / Isolde: And then she left for home, didn't she? / Green Knight: No, she stayed with me. / Isolde: Did she stay out of her own free will?
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/ Green... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040818 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Isolde is speaking off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: Did she? Or did you, as the defendant will undoubtedly tell us, use an enchantment to prevent her from leaving? / [[Isolde waits for the answer, as do Kel and Kangra's supporters in the audience.]] / [[The Green Knight speaks off-panel.]]
/ Green Knight (off-panel):... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040820 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight's testimony continues. There is cross-hatching. | Fafnir: This enchantment... what was it? / [[The Green Knight narrates. Shown: Kel, naked except for her hat, is admiring a dress laid out for her on the castle floor.]]
/ Green Knight: It was a dress... a good one, with iron thread in it. / Fafnir: A dress... Did she wear it throughout her stay... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040823 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It could be the beer, but the Grimborgsman is suddenly interested in what ... | [[Fafnir and the Green Knight are speaking off-panel. Kel is angered by what she hears.]]
/ Fafnir: Did you ever make any attempt to stop her from leaving?
/ Green Knight: No. / [[Fafnir is speaking off-panel.]]
/ Fafnir: No further questions, your venerablenesses.
/ Isolde: I will have to question... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040825 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wythllew is brought to the fore... | [[Isolde is speaking off-panel. The Statue of Justice is shown, with her cormorant, her sieve and her eye.]]
/ Isolde: Please call... Wythllew of Wodeskog!
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/ [[Fafnir is speaking off-panel.]]
/ Fafnir: Objection! Is she even fit to testify? / Isolde: She's been at your table all morning.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040827 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wythllew is making it easy for Isolde. Too easy, I'm sure. | [[Wythllew points at Kel.]]
/ Wythllew: Yonder mongrel human. / Isolde: How did you get it in the first place? / Wythllew: Why, I took it! / [[Wythllew narrates. Atra in her Douard disguise is shown, taking the Bone out of its box.]]
/ Wythllew: I sent a human shrinewards for to fetch it for me.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040830 |
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