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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Abui expresses impatience with Maghreid's attitude and doubt ... | Abúi: Are you sure about that? That he dislikes faeries?
/ Maghreid: Why? / Abúi: Because.... uh... because a High Elf called Vax came to Wodeskog a few years ago looking for a copy of a book... / Abúi: The Wythllewe Boke. / Maghreid: That's ...interesting. That book is only useful to people who want... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031024 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This marks the beginning of the Harry Potter Explanation Sequence. But ... | [[Jodoque awakes. Eniac fades into his vision.]]
/ Jodoque: Mmmhh.. / [[Eniac is wearing Jodoque's red tunic.]]
/ Jodoque: Mmh! Whuh!
/ Eniac: There you are. / [[Behind Eniac, a grappling hook is thrown into a window.]]
/ Eniac: You were out of it for a few minutes - blood loss, I suspect. I've seen it... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031027 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Harry Potter Explanation Sequence ends, and a new problem presents ... | [[Eniac is speaking from off-panel.]]
/ Eniac: Everyone thinks the Knight is enchanted. I suppose he is, but his trick is all in the block.
/ Jodoque: Wadda fraud. So that's why he always goes first. / [[Eniac is speaking from off-panel. Small green creatures are sneaking into the castle.]]
/ Eniac: ...when... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031029 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Eniac cites the law at Jodoque, Jodoque begs for strength, and ... | Jodoque: That dhouard knocked me on the head-
/ Eniac: Dhouard! I almost forgot! / Eniac: We must tell the authorities where those dhouards are!
/ Jodoque: Must we now? / [[Eniac speaks off-panel. Jodoque throws up his hands.]]
/ Eniac: Oh yes. Failure to report a dhouard sighting is punishable by-
/ Jodoque:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031031 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which it becomes clear that Eniac should practise keeping her big mouth ... | [[Eniac investigates the "arrow.]]
/ Eniac: It's a lutin throwing spear...
/ Jodoque: Lutins... The knight warned me about them. / Eniac: Hrm. And you believed him? / Eniac: Lutins are fascinating little creatures. They may only be hairless monkeys just like the faeries, but... look! Message knots! / [[Eniac... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031103 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla and Ottar discuss life at home, and the towering figure of Wythl... | [[Ottar and Norla talk in the forest. Arthur eats the dead fox.]]
/ Norla: Are you done with your work?
/ Ottar: Aye. The hens were the last.
/ Norla: Let's talk about Wythllew. What's she like?
/ Ottar: She was... not unkind to me. But then, she was never my masteress, merefully my ride to the Corby job.
/ Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031105 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla proves that if you can understand the twittering of birds, having ... | Norla: Also, that bodice was a bad choice. I thought it would be practical for a long journey - but it's just too tight!
/ Ottar: I can sew ye new goods!
/ Norla: You can?
/ Ottar: Oh aye! I love needling work! / [[Ottar and Norla fly towards the homestead.]]
/ Ottar: Wythllew? Prideful and haughtsome.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031107 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The discussion turns to a rather unpleasant subject. Socks, in fact. | [[Ottar helps Norla into the vest he has sewn for her.]]
/ Ottar: Here, forseek this. Seldom get I to sew for another fae.
/ Norla: Heh. Perhaps you should embrace my religion.
/ Ottar: Oh, I like not the wearing of them. But the making. / Norla: Yes, it's a much better fit. Thanks!
/ Ottar: 'Tis not a... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031110 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Eniac says the oddest things when she's not on her guard... | [[Jodoque and Eniac follow the lutins into the forest.]]
/ Jodoque: Where are they leading us?
/ Eniac: To their village, I think. / Jodoque: What for?
/ Eniac: A feast or something... they don't speak any real language well. / Jodoque: Are we the main course?
/ Eniac: I think not... maybe they are inviting... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031112 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Abúi gets on the other faeries' nerves and makes them feel very itchy ... | [[Abúi speaks off-panel. P'séaigg facepalms.]]
/ Abúi: Do I really, really have to do this? / Maghreid: Yes! P'séaigg and I are too well-known. Besides, you can hide your wings under your hair. / Abúi: But these things chafe! And they'll wipe out my markings! I only had'em painted back on this morning! / Abúi:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031114 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: P'séaigg manages to calm Abúi's fears. What they're planning isn't quite ... | P'séaigg: Now let's roll up those wings, and you'll have to wash off those markings! One less problem to worry about! / [[Abúi, properly naked again, splashes her face with water. Her body markings are already gone.]]
/ Abúi: Have you got any idea how long it took the artist Brakeburn to put these on?
/ P'séaigg:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031117 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla, Ottar and the elder Rogues travel to the depths of the forest, ... | [[Atra, Jake, Ottar and Norla walk through the forest.]]
/ Atra: Are you sure you haven't got a sock to spare?
/ Jake: Sorry. They're still fresh as daisies. What Ottar washes stays washed for a long time. / Ottar: I am goodly at my toil!
/ Atra: Last time, this place was full of nasty-looking-
/ Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031119 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It looks like an alehouse, but there's a journalist in there asking the ... | {{The real name of 'Jody' the journalist can be found elsewhere in the archives. Mark this transcript as needing improvement until it is found.}}
/ [[Atra's illusion spell is broken so she is seen as a young woman.]]
/ Atra: Where are we?
/ 'Jody': These are the Town Crier Network's headquarters.
/ Atra:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031121 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Daoibleagh has a customer! A willing one! Clap me in irons if I tell a ... | [[Daoibleagh struts through the High Elven quarter of the Gnomian capital bearing his tray. A green faerie in a light orange dress spots him.]]
/ Daoibleagh: Cheese! Lovely mature cheese!
/ Green Faerie: Ooh! / Daoibleagh: Well-met, your ladyship! Can I interest you in some-
/ Green Faerie: They look lovely!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031124 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Daoibleagh gets some business advice, and Abúi goes where no faerie has ... | Daoibleagh: High elven, your ladyship? You work here?
/ Green Faerie: Yeah, I'm a secretary to Lord Univac. Mmm yummy. / [[Daoibleagh proffers his tray.]]
/ Daoibleagh: Another one?
/ Green Faerie: Yes please. I did my Rite of Serfdom with him, and now I do the same work with pay and a uniform. / Daoibleagh:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031126 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Abúi finds a way to pry into lord Vax's mind and get him to let his guard ... | Abúi: We will be in touch if we think you may be able to help us... [[thinks]] Now, look for...Aha! / Abúi: Hey, that's an interesting painting!
/ Vax: Hmmm? / Abúi: This one here! Is it Wodeskovian?
/ Vax: Oh! That. Yes, yes it is. / Abúi: Wodeskog is fascinating... the lutin clans, the Book... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031128 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: So, is Lord Vax on to Abúi or not? | Vax: ... I've had a few glances at pages from the book, and it's absolutely visionary. / Vax: If we listened to her, we whouldn't have gnomes, humans and -Ancestor forbid- faeries overrunning our cities. / Vax: And agents from the Office of Rites wouldn't have to dress in those silly lower-elven battle... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031201 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque and Eniac are enjoying the Lutin party, but wondering to what ... | [[At the lutin village. Jodoque and Eniac feast with the lutins.]]
/ Jodoque: So far so good. No orgy. I really wouldn't be in the mood for an orgy.
/ Eniac: The meat is good too, and best of all we're not it.
/ Jodoque: I wish they had some bread or fruit to go with it though. / Eniac: They live for the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031203 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Our heroes are feted with honors, and it turns out the Dhouards are goners. ... | Spokeslutin: 'tis not for laughs we honour you so, but as thanks for tracking down our foe. We may be doughty at the hunt, but you pulled off the biggest stunt... / [[The spokeslutin speaks off-panel. Jodoque and Eniac eye one another.]]
/ Spokeslutin: Had you not the dhouards located, we could not have... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031205 |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031208">http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031208 | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Keen observer though she may be, Abúi's analysis is suspect. | [[Abúi is having her body painted again by the artist Brakeburn, while she briefs Maghreid and P'séaigg at the Sinn fae headquarters.]]
/ Abúi: ...and that's it! I'm sure he was involved in the theft of the Bone! / [[Abúi speaks off-panel. Maghreid shakes her head vigorously.]]
/ Abúi: You know, that... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031210 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maghreid explains the art of diplomacy according to a small creature with ... | Maghreid: First rule of the art of diplomacy: Appear a lot more stupid than you actually are. / [[Maghreid talks over an image of Vax speaking on the crystal ball.]]
/ Maghreid: Lord Vax has been a diplomat for a long time, and he knows it very well.
/ Vax: ... it was obvious to me at once that the girl... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031212 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: At last, we get to see some more of what faeries are capable of! Wiretapping, ... | Maghreid:... But she's right about one thing. We faeries don't use our magic enough. / Maghreid: We even use crystal balls! A human invention... crude but convenient. Even a gnome can learn to use them. /
/ Maghreid: As I speak, our friend Vax is talking to his friend on a ball. You know the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031215 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sinn Fae headquarters is just like Bletchley Park, but with better wall ... | Abúi: I'm sorry.
/ Maghreid: It's not your fault... / Maghreid: I should have known those high elves would cipher their crystal ball transmissions. But I only wanted to teach you a trick us oldsters know. I had other people listening in. Yes, Godric? / Godric: We haven't been able to decipher the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031217 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Suddenly, a territorial/dominance conflict erupts. | P'séaigg: Just what do you think you are doing?
/ Maghreid: What?
/ P'séaigg: Installing your people here? / P'séaigg: This is Sinn Fae headquarters, not Funny Hat Party Central Office! And you're no Sinn Fae official!
/ Maghreid: So? / Maghreid: That's never bothered you before!
/ P'séaigg: It does... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031219 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Meanwhile at the Lutins' feast, Jodoque is getting a bit squeamish, the ... | Jodoque: Eniac?
/ Eniac: Hmm?
/ Jodoque: Help! Do i really have to eat these? Would it be rude to refuse?
/ Eniac: Hmmm...You don't find them appealing?
/ Jodoque: No ! I don't!
/ Eniac: Wimp! ...But just tell them. I think they'd rather eat those things themselves.
/ Jodoque: Good. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031222 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In The Golden Noose, Norla and her team discuss how to better prepare ... | Norla: There. That should counter a new waylay attack. / [[Norla and Ottar are speaking from within the Golden Noose, an alehouse.]]
/ Norla: We should prepare for other tricks that she might use.
/ Ottar: Such like a mind-o'ertake.
/ Norla: Rrright. / Norla: ...In theory, that can be counteracted... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031224 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: You'd completely forgotten about this, hadn't you? Muahahaha! Eat hot ... | [[Kel, Kangra, Bonfire and Clydesdale are playing a game of contree.]]
/ Bonfire: I'll just throw in.. uh... is the knave always higher than the ace?
/ Kangra: Only in the suit that's trump. / Bonfire: Oh... okay... This is one complicated game! Is this correct then?
/ Kangra: Sure. Now eat hot spades,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20031226 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're back! And so are the squid. Yummy yummy tentacles. And bureaucratic ... | Kel: You knew about the dragon powder?
/ Kangra: Oh yeah. That's common knowledge here.
/ Kel: Fantastic. I didn't hear of it until last year!
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/ Kangra: Shifter's madness is a common problem. They're bound to have some dragon powder for you in the hospital ward. / [[Kangra argues with a guard.... http://rocr.net/?p=20040105 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're back! And so are the squid. Yummy yummy tentacles. And bureaucratic ... | [[Kangra leads Kel towards the Dyrtforrabyggern's hospital ward.]]
/ Kel: You knew about the dragon powder?
/ Kangra: Oh yeah. That's common knowledge here.
/ Kel: Fantastic. I didn't hear of it until last year. / Kangra: Shifter's magic is a common problem. Theyre bound to have some dragon powder for... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040105 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla discovers just what a bored corvid is capable of. | [[Norla, Jake, Atra and Ottar are speaking off-panel in the interwoven panels.]]
/ Norla: So that's why the tavern girl wasn't surprised to see us!
/ Atra: Yup. The town crier woman was the odd one out. People are used to seeing odd things here.
/ And it's in the king's interest too! He uses Duchess... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20040107 |
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