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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Abui expresses impatience with Maghreid's attitude and doubt ... Abúi: Are you sure about that? That he dislikes faeries? / Maghreid: Why? / Abúi: Because.... uh... because a High Elf called Vax came to Wodeskog a few years ago looking for a copy of a book... / Abúi: The Wythllewe Boke. / Maghreid: That's ...interesting. That book is only useful to people who want...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This marks the beginning of the Harry Potter Explanation Sequence. But ... [[Jodoque awakes. Eniac fades into his vision.]] / Jodoque: Mmmhh.. / [[Eniac is wearing Jodoque's red tunic.]] / Jodoque: Mmh! Whuh! / Eniac: There you are. / [[Behind Eniac, a grappling hook is thrown into a window.]] / Eniac: You were out of it for a few minutes - blood loss, I suspect. I've seen it...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Harry Potter Explanation Sequence ends, and a new problem presents ... [[Eniac is speaking from off-panel.]] / Eniac: Everyone thinks the Knight is enchanted. I suppose he is, but his trick is all in the block. / Jodoque: Wadda fraud. So that's why he always goes first. / [[Eniac is speaking from off-panel. Small green creatures are sneaking into the castle.]] / Eniac: ...when...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Eniac cites the law at Jodoque, Jodoque begs for strength, and ... Jodoque: That dhouard knocked me on the head- / Eniac: Dhouard! I almost forgot! / Eniac: We must tell the authorities where those dhouards are! / Jodoque: Must we now? / [[Eniac speaks off-panel. Jodoque throws up his hands.]] / Eniac: Oh yes. Failure to report a dhouard sighting is punishable by- / Jodoque:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which it becomes clear that Eniac should practise keeping her big mouth ... [[Eniac investigates the "arrow.]] / Eniac: It's a lutin throwing spear... / Jodoque: Lutins... The knight warned me about them. / Eniac: Hrm. And you believed him? / Eniac: Lutins are fascinating little creatures. They may only be hairless monkeys just like the faeries, but... look! Message knots! / [[Eniac...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla and Ottar discuss life at home, and the towering figure of Wythl... [[Ottar and Norla talk in the forest. Arthur eats the dead fox.]] / Norla: Are you done with your work? / Ottar: Aye. The hens were the last. / Norla: Let's talk about Wythllew. What's she like? / Ottar: She was... not unkind to me. But then, she was never my masteress, merefully my ride to the Corby job. / Norla:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla proves that if you can understand the twittering of birds, having ... Norla: Also, that bodice was a bad choice. I thought it would be practical for a long journey - but it's just too tight! / Ottar: I can sew ye new goods! / Norla: You can? / Ottar: Oh aye! I love needling work! / [[Ottar and Norla fly towards the homestead.]] / Ottar: Wythllew? Prideful and haughtsome....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The discussion turns to a rather unpleasant subject. Socks, in fact. [[Ottar helps Norla into the vest he has sewn for her.]] / Ottar: Here, forseek this. Seldom get I to sew for another fae. / Norla: Heh. Perhaps you should embrace my religion. / Ottar: Oh, I like not the wearing of them. But the making. / Norla: Yes, it's a much better fit. Thanks! / Ottar: 'Tis not a...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Eniac says the oddest things when she's not on her guard... [[Jodoque and Eniac follow the lutins into the forest.]] / Jodoque: Where are they leading us? / Eniac: To their village, I think. / Jodoque: What for? / Eniac: A feast or something... they don't speak any real language well. / Jodoque: Are we the main course? / Eniac: I think not... maybe they are inviting...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Abúi gets on the other faeries' nerves and makes them feel very itchy ... [[Abúi speaks off-panel. P'séaigg facepalms.]] / Abúi: Do I really, really have to do this? / Maghreid: Yes! P'séaigg and I are too well-known. Besides, you can hide your wings under your hair. / Abúi: But these things chafe! And they'll wipe out my markings! I only had'em painted back on this morning! / Abúi:...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: P'séaigg manages to calm Abúi's fears. What they're planning isn't quite ... P'séaigg: Now let's roll up those wings, and you'll have to wash off those markings! One less problem to worry about! / [[Abúi, properly naked again, splashes her face with water. Her body markings are already gone.]] / Abúi: Have you got any idea how long it took the artist Brakeburn to put these on? / P'séaigg:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla, Ottar and the elder Rogues travel to the depths of the forest, ... [[Atra, Jake, Ottar and Norla walk through the forest.]] / Atra: Are you sure you haven't got a sock to spare? / Jake: Sorry. They're still fresh as daisies. What Ottar washes stays washed for a long time. / Ottar: I am goodly at my toil! / Atra: Last time, this place was full of nasty-looking- / Norla:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It looks like an alehouse, but there's a journalist in there asking the ... {{The real name of 'Jody' the journalist can be found elsewhere in the archives. Mark this transcript as needing improvement until it is found.}} / [[Atra's illusion spell is broken so she is seen as a young woman.]] / Atra: Where are we? / 'Jody': These are the Town Crier Network's headquarters. / Atra:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Daoibleagh has a customer! A willing one! Clap me in irons if I tell a ... [[Daoibleagh struts through the High Elven quarter of the Gnomian capital bearing his tray. A green faerie in a light orange dress spots him.]] / Daoibleagh: Cheese! Lovely mature cheese! / Green Faerie: Ooh! / Daoibleagh: Well-met, your ladyship! Can I interest you in some- / Green Faerie: They look lovely!...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Daoibleagh gets some business advice, and Abúi goes where no faerie has ... Daoibleagh: High elven, your ladyship? You work here? / Green Faerie: Yeah, I'm a secretary to Lord Univac. Mmm yummy. / [[Daoibleagh proffers his tray.]] / Daoibleagh: Another one? / Green Faerie: Yes please. I did my Rite of Serfdom with him, and now I do the same work with pay and a uniform. / Daoibleagh:...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Abúi finds a way to pry into lord Vax's mind and get him to let his guard ... Abúi: We will be in touch if we think you may be able to help us... [[thinks]] Now, look for...Aha! / Abúi: Hey, that's an interesting painting! / Vax: Hmmm? / Abúi: This one here! Is it Wodeskovian? / Vax: Oh! That. Yes, yes it is. / Abúi: Wodeskog is fascinating... the lutin clans, the Book...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: So, is Lord Vax on to Abúi or not? Vax: ... I've had a few glances at pages from the book, and it's absolutely visionary. / Vax: If we listened to her, we whouldn't have gnomes, humans and -Ancestor forbid- faeries overrunning our cities. / Vax: And agents from the Office of Rites wouldn't have to dress in those silly lower-elven battle...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque and Eniac are enjoying the Lutin party, but wondering to what ... [[At the lutin village. Jodoque and Eniac feast with the lutins.]] / Jodoque: So far so good. No orgy. I really wouldn't be in the mood for an orgy. / Eniac: The meat is good too, and best of all we're not it. / Jodoque: I wish they had some bread or fruit to go with it though. / Eniac: They live for the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Our heroes are feted with honors, and it turns out the Dhouards are goners. ... Spokeslutin: 'tis not for laughs we honour you so, but as thanks for tracking down our foe. We may be doughty at the hunt, but you pulled off the biggest stunt... / [[The spokeslutin speaks off-panel. Jodoque and Eniac eye one another.]] / Spokeslutin: Had you not the dhouards located, we could not have...
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Keen observer though she may be, Abúi's analysis is suspect. [[Abúi is having her body painted again by the artist Brakeburn, while she briefs Maghreid and P'séaigg at the Sinn fae headquarters.]] / Abúi: ...and that's it! I'm sure he was involved in the theft of the Bone! / [[Abúi speaks off-panel. Maghreid shakes her head vigorously.]] / Abúi: You know, that...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maghreid explains the art of diplomacy according to a small creature with ... Maghreid: First rule of the art of diplomacy: Appear a lot more stupid than you actually are. / [[Maghreid talks over an image of Vax speaking on the crystal ball.]] / Maghreid: Lord Vax has been a diplomat for a long time, and he knows it very well. / Vax: ... it was obvious to me at once that the girl...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: At last, we get to see some more of what faeries are capable of! Wiretapping, ... Maghreid:... But she's right about one thing. We faeries don't use our magic enough. / Maghreid: We even use crystal balls! A human invention... crude but convenient. Even a gnome can learn to use them. / / Maghreid: As I speak, our friend Vax is talking to his friend on a ball. You know the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Sinn Fae headquarters is just like Bletchley Park, but with better wall ... Abúi: I'm sorry. / Maghreid: It's not your fault... / Maghreid: I should have known those high elves would cipher their crystal ball transmissions. But I only wanted to teach you a trick us oldsters know. I had other people listening in. Yes, Godric? / Godric: We haven't been able to decipher the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Suddenly, a territorial/dominance conflict erupts. P'séaigg: Just what do you think you are doing? / Maghreid: What? / P'séaigg: Installing your people here? / P'séaigg: This is Sinn Fae headquarters, not Funny Hat Party Central Office! And you're no Sinn Fae official! / Maghreid: So? / Maghreid: That's never bothered you before! / P'séaigg: It does...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Meanwhile at the Lutins' feast, Jodoque is getting a bit squeamish, the ... Jodoque: Eniac? / Eniac: Hmm? / Jodoque: Help! Do i really have to eat these? Would it be rude to refuse? / Eniac: Hmmm...You don't find them appealing? / Jodoque: No ! I don't! / Eniac: Wimp! ...But just tell them. I think they'd rather eat those things themselves. / Jodoque: Good.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In The Golden Noose, Norla and her team discuss how to better prepare ... Norla: There. That should counter a new waylay attack. / [[Norla and Ottar are speaking from within the Golden Noose, an alehouse.]] / Norla: We should prepare for other tricks that she might use. / Ottar: Such like a mind-o'ertake. / Norla: Rrright. / Norla: ...In theory, that can be counteracted...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: You'd completely forgotten about this, hadn't you? Muahahaha! Eat hot ... [[Kel, Kangra, Bonfire and Clydesdale are playing a game of contree.]] / Bonfire: I'll just throw in.. uh... is the knave always higher than the ace? / Kangra: Only in the suit that's trump. / Bonfire: Oh... okay... This is one complicated game! Is this correct then? / Kangra: Sure. Now eat hot spades,...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're back! And so are the squid. Yummy yummy tentacles. And bureaucratic ... Kel: You knew about the dragon powder? / Kangra: Oh yeah. That's common knowledge here. / Kel: Fantastic. I didn't hear of it until last year! / / Kangra: Shifter's madness is a common problem. They're bound to have some dragon powder for you in the hospital ward. / [[Kangra argues with a guard....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're back! And so are the squid. Yummy yummy tentacles. And bureaucratic ... [[Kangra leads Kel towards the Dyrtforrabyggern's hospital ward.]] / Kel: You knew about the dragon powder? / Kangra: Oh yeah. That's common knowledge here. / Kel: Fantastic. I didn't hear of it until last year. / Kangra: Shifter's magic is a common problem. Theyre bound to have some dragon powder for...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla discovers just what a bored corvid is capable of. [[Norla, Jake, Atra and Ottar are speaking off-panel in the interwoven panels.]] / Norla: So that's why the tavern girl wasn't surprised to see us! / Atra: Yup. The town crier woman was the odd one out. People are used to seeing odd things here. / And it's in the king's interest too! He uses Duchess...
 

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