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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla eventually resorts to tooting her own horn. It goes | Krakatoa: Look, just give me the antidote and I'll let you out.
/ Norla: No. I don't trust you. / [[Krakatoa tries to lean against her desk, misses, and falls.]]
/ Krakatoa: Well, then we're at an impa-WAA! / Norla: Indeed we are. [[thinks]] At least until the Dust wears off. / Norla [[thinks]]: ...Or... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030514 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Abui, like all faeries, is known for her charm. In a roundabout way. | [[In the darkness, Abúi speaks to P'séaigg.]]
/ Abúi: P'séaigg! Fearless leader! / Abúi: Oi! Sleepyhead! Wake up you! / P'séaigg: Didn't I tell you I wasn't to be-
/ Abúi: If it's obedience you want, get a dog. / Abúi: Maghreid is on the ball for you. There's some kind of trouble. / [[P'séaigg speaks... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030516 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Quoth the raven | [[Krakatoa slumps against her desk trying not to throw up.]]
/ Krakatoa: I'll do what you want! Just make it stop! Please! / [[In the window, a crow can be seen flying towards the house. Krakatoa speaks off-panel.]]
/ Krakatoa: Hey... did I always have that window there? / [[The crow, Arthur, flies in... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030519 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pruk! Pruk! Pruk! Cras! O'Caws that raven can talk! | [[Krakatoa pinches her nose. Norla and Arthur speak off-panel. It is impossible to tell who is saying what as both are speaking in crow noises.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030521 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This raven has big dreams. Admittedly they involve eyeballs, but still... |
[[Norla, free of the cage, hugs Arthur. Arthur thinks of eyeballs.]]
/ Norla: Thank you so much! / [[Norla holds Krakatoa's head. Arthur looks at her eyes and thinks of a large pile of large eyeballs.]]
/ Norla: Sit still. / [[Arthur thinks of a giant eyeball.]]
/ Norla: Better?
/ Krakatoa: Yes.
/ Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030523 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Yes, I admit it's a bit of a switch. But not, thankfully for Jodoque, ... | [[Jodoque is massaging the Second Dhouard.]]
/ 2. Dhouard: Rubback is Dhouard birthright. It divide folk in rubber and - Ow! / [[The First Dhouard whacks Jodoque with a switch.]]
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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Give me steam, and how you feel can make it real, real as anything. Get ... | [[The second Dhouard leads Jodoque to a water well.]]
/ 2. Dhouard: This are easy... pumping water from well below our dwelling. / 2. Dhouard: Let's see... we need one bucket each, daily, for drinking and cooking...
/ JodoqueL Only three? That's easy. Might as well have asked me nicely. / 2. Dhouard:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030528 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Maghreid, P'Seaigg and Abuy investigate the place where the dust was allegedly ... | [[Maghreid speaks from inside the Palace of Unity, the Gnomian Parliament.]]
/ Maghreid: How did you first notice the Dust, Mr. Thighslapper? / [[Thighslapper, the Transporter Ritual Priest, points at his assistant. Maghreid, P'Séaigg and Abúi look on.]]
/ Thighslapper: My assistant stepped on one of... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030530 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla may have got herself into deeper trouble than she was in before ... | [[Maghreid and Abúi speak from inside the Palace of Unity, the Gnomian Parliament.]]
/ Maghreid: So?
/ Abúi: If whoever brought it here isn't in the army, they're in trouble. / P'Séaigg: Norla had access to Waylay Dust when she was in the all-elven underground. As late as '97... / Maghreid: She is a... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030602 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A brief digression concerning Maghreid's long red robe, as our fae co-conspirators ... | [[Maghreid walks through the corridors of the Palace of Unity, the Gnomian Parliament. Behind her walk Abúi and P'séaigg.]]
/ Abúi: Why can't I fly in here?
/ P'séaigg: For the same reason Maghreid is wearing the robe. / Abúi: But we don't have to wear the robe, and besides I don't get that either.
/ P'séaigg:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030604 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In which Norla is located through the Ballroom, and artificial humps are ... | [[Abúi helps Maghreid up.]]
/ Maghreid: I head that, Abúi of Naoidall! / [[Maghreid puts her hat back on.]]
/ Maghreid: But I can't say I blame you! This thing weighs a ton! / [[Maghreid, Abúi and P'séaigg are going into the Crystal Ball Room.]]
/ Maghreid: ...And it flattens the wings something rotten.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030606 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa has a visitor... a pimply youth of ashen color and moth-eaten ... | [[Krakatoa speaks off-panel. Norla and Arthur the raven watch from her bed bunk.]]
/ Krakatoa: Young master Hogsworth! Do come in! Have you brought the ... ingredients? / [[Krakatoa lets Hogsworth in.]]
/ Hogsworth: Oh... yes... yes.
/ Krakatoa: C'mon! Don't just stand there! / Hogsworth: But I still... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030609 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Magic eventually boils down to a big fat load of cobbler's. But if the ... | [[Hogsworth shows Krakatoa a shoe.]]
/ Hogsworth: Well, uhm... I got this, miss.
/ Krakatoa: Ooh! / Krakatoa: That is nice! Well done! How did you get it? / [[Hogsworth speaks off-panel. Norla and Arthur look on.]]
/ Hogsworth: Uh... I had a bit of luck there...
/ Norla: Now it gets interesting!
/ Arthur:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030611 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Put on your red shoes and dance the blues. Or waltz, or minuet, or whatever ... | Krakatoa: We'll have to wait a while for the kettle to boil... / Krakatoa: In the meantime, how's your dancing? / [[Krakatoa and Hogsworth speak off-panel. Norla and Arthur look on.]]
/ Hogsworth: Muh- my dancing, miss?
/ Krakatoa: Yeah! Once she's bound by the love knot, she'll want to dance with you. / [[Krakatoa... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030613 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kra, Norla and the raven enjoy a few jokes at one another's expense. This ... | [[Hogsworth walks off, with the love knot and a bunch of roses, in an optimistic mood. Krakatoa waves him goodbye.]]
/ Krakatoa: Good luck with the love knot, young master Hogsworth! / [[Krakatoa leans against the door inside her house.]]
/ Krakatoa: Pfoo! The things you do... / [[Norla and Arthur hold... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030616 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest art by Yonaka Yamako. | {{Guest art no. 1 by Yonaka Yamako
/ The piece below picks up where the story would switch to anyway after the dancing sequence: back to the underground home of the Douards. The early Jodoque bondage scenes provoked reader Yonaka Yamako into my very first piece of fanpr0n! It's mild, but it's good - Yonaka... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030618 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Damonk. | {Guest comic no. 2 by Damonk / Continuing on the inexplicably popular Jodoque-in-Bondage theme, here's a piece from Damonk. Our quixotic Acadian comics commentator and scholar is a long-term reader and supporter of Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan, so I can easily forgive him for his mind-scarring guest contributions... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030619 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Michael Patrick. | {{Guest Week: Michael Patrick
/ This guest contribution is by Michael Patrick of Gary and Agnes. Michael said that Ottar was his favorite character.}} / Caption: Ottar's adventures / Atra: Ottar! These rabbits are rampaging through our carrot patch! / Ottar: Aye. Remove the coneys from your patch-carrots... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030620 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Brandon Sonderegger. | {{Guest comic no. 4 by Brandon "Scrubbo" Sonderegger / This guest contribution is by Scrubbo of Silly Cone V. Scrubbo really wants to see Tamlin in the comic again. Patience, gashuffer! Update: Lots of patience, gashuffer!}} / [[Tamlin and the Dark Knight Ni stand around doing noughing.]]
/ Caption:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030623 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Timmeryn, first in a mini-series. | {{Guest comic no. 5 by Timmerryn (1 of 4) / This guest contribution is by Timmerryn of The Pantheon and features P'Séaigg and Daoibleagh. As a regular Modern Tales substitute cartoonist (he's in it for the eyeballs and the free subscription), Timmerryn has once again gone above and beyond, creating... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030624 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Timmerryn (2 of 4) | [[P'Séaigg still menaces Daoibleagh.]]
/ Daoibleagh: Nothing! I didn't say a word!
/ P'Séaigg: I distinctly overheard something about naked flying monkeys. / Daoibleagh: That wasn't me! That was the raven!
/ P'Séaigg: What raven? / Daoibleagh: The one that thinks I'm selling rotten eyeballs.
/ P'Séaigg:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030625 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Timmerryn (3 of 4). | {{Guest comic no. 7 by Timmerryn (3 of 4).}}
/ [[Daoibleagh brushes off the ravens.]]
/ Daoibleagh: Hang on! Hang on! Just how are you planning to pay for all the wal... balls you're eating? / 1. Raven: Ark?
/ 2. Raven: Pay?
/ 3. Raven: Crak!
/ Daoibleagh: Yes. What will you give me in return? / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030626 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Timmerryn (4 of 4). | {{Guest comic no. 8 by Timmerryn (4 of 4).}}
/ [[Daoibleagh bites one of the coins to test for authenticity.]]
/ P'Séaigg: All right, so you've conquered a niche market. Well done.
/ Arthur: Ark! Sourpuss! / P'Séaigg: Doesn't make your stuff any more acceptible to real people.
/ Daoibleagh: Doesn't make... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030627 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: I don't use bad language much, but this word is sooooo useful. | [[Abúi speaks from outside the Palace of Unity, the Gnomian Parliament. On the roof of the Palace, the gold statue of a nude faerie can be seen to resemble Norla.]]
/ Abúi: If she used Waylay Dust, she's covered her tracks well. The human and the bird are looking fine. / Maghreid: But is she packing?
/ Abúi:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030702 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ask not for whom Hell's Bells toll; they may toll for thee! | [[Jodoque sits inside a cell.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: Well, hell's bells. / Jodoque [[thinks]]: These creatures are clearly insane! And evil! How did I land in this bedlam? / Jodoque [[thinks]]: How'm I gonna get out? / Jodoque [[thinks]]: That door is bolted from the outside... / Jodoque [[thinks]]:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030704 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It could have been worse. It could have been Morris-dancing! | Kangra: Are you signing up?
/ Kel: I'll think about it. Kangra, I haven't been in here two days... / Kel: ...And it's driving me up the wall! All I can think of is Fay except when I'm worrying about Jodoque! / [[Kel climbs into an artificial tree.]]
/ Kel: If it takes clogdancing to give me some peace... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Rogues' (Hey, I haven't forgotten them!) chicken coop gets an unexpected ... | [[Outside the gang's homestead. A fox is prowling outside the henhouse.]] / [[Inside the henhouse. The chickens and Jean-Pierre the rooster are all asleep, except one hen, which is looking nervously at Ottar, who is sitting next to her, pretending to be a sleeping chicken.]]
/ 1. Chicken: B'k? / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030709 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The chickens panic, as they should. But neither the green nor the red ... | [[Ottar wrestles the fox. The chickens are still in a panic.]]
/ Chickens: Áááwk! Bok bok! Bááwk!
/ Fox: Arr! / Chickens: Báááák bááááwk! B'kaaaw!
/ Fox: Arrooowoo! / [[Atra and Jake, awakened by the noise from the henhouse, look out from inside the house. Ottar, the chickens and the fox make a racket... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030711 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It turns out that babies don't like being startled, not even in a good ... | [[Ragnarok and Hildegard sit at the table holding two screaming babies, Harold and Fay. Both have obviously been roused from their beds as well: Ragnarok is naked and Hildegard has bed hair.]]
/ Ragnarok: What was that racket?
/ Jake: Oh, just Ottar taking care of that fox. / Ragnarok: Great. Just when... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030714 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The female Dhouard enters Jodoque's cell for some sensitive, touchy feely ... | [[The second Dhouard shows up in the doorframe of Jodoque's cell.]] / [[Jodoque awakes from his sleep.]]
/ Jodoque: Hh!
/ 2. Dhouard: Fear not! / [[The second Dhouard sits down next to Jodoque.]]
/ 2. Dhouard: Mind you my seating here?
/ Jodoque: Grm. / 2. Dhouard: I hope I were none too ill a masteress... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030716 |
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