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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque, ever the musical fellow, composes himself. But in any conversation ... | Jodoque: Sorry... Go on. / Isolde: Well, the case here isn't that strong. The Shriners claim that Kel's failure to bring Wythllew's head on a silver platter...
/ P'Séaigg: You married that? / Isolde: ...Constitutes negligence and ipso facto, complicity. Which is Stercus bovinus evidentus.
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030103 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She fell out of trees a lot. And wore silly hats. | P'Séaigg: Well... that at least brings us back to the Rite. Did you or didn't you?
/ Norla: I remember when you went... / Kel: I never fit in, you know... not even here. / [[Kel narrates. Child-Kel lies flat on her belly, having just fallen out of a tree. Other faerie children laugh at her.]]
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030106 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Even as a young'un, Kel had a lot to be insulted about... | [[Kel narrates. Child-Kel is asking a Gnome for directions.]]
/ Kel: Back then, there wasn't a joint Office of Rites for all species... I ran away from home and walked to a Gnome town.
/ Child-Kel: Uh... Ritekontoret?
/ Gnome: < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030108 |
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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel recounts her first night performing the Rite of Serfdom. Blood and ... | [[Kel narrates throughout.]]
/ [[Kel, wrapped in a blanket, stands on the road to the Green Knight's motte-and-bailey castle.]]
/ Kel: I was transported to a castle in a forest infested with monsters. / [[Kel climbs over a fence.]]
/ Kel: My mission would be to do whatever chore presented itself to me. / [[Kel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030113 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Flashback: Kel remembers her first few nights performing the Rite of Serfdom. ... | [[Kel narrates. Kel sleeps under the drawbridge, covered by the blanket.]]
/ Kel: After cleaning the axe, I located an oil lamp. I slept the day away under the motte's drawbridge. / [[Kel narrates. Kel inspects the castle grounds with her oil lamp.]]
/ Kel: The next night, I looked for work to do. The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030115 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The mystery of the Bloody Axe keeps Kel busy until she gets hungry. | [[Kel narrates. Kel is polishing the axe.]]
/ Kel: I polished, and pondered.
/ Kel [[thought]]: This isn't how it's supposed to go. / [[Kel talks in the present.]]
/ Kel: It was all topsy-turvy! While the elf was asleep, the master of the house snuck into the empty building to create work for her. / [[Kel... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030117 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel at last gets a glimpse of her lord - the person she is bonded to for ... | Kel: So for the next week, I did not. I let myself run out of food, abandoned my trap... / [[Kel narrates. Kel walks through the castle with a lamp.]]
/ Kel: By the thirteenth night, I was crazed with hunger... I staggered to the kitchen to eat that last piece of nauseating salted meat... / [[Kel narrates.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030120 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The gods are in their darkened halls, and all is right with the world.... | [[Kel narrates. Kel is looking at the Green Knight.]]
/ Kel: But even if he had, I'd still have felt relieved! The worst was over! / [[Kel narrates. Kel hides under the bridge while the Green Knight walks out at night to investigate a noise he has heard.]]
/ Kel: I staid at my post for the rest of my... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030122 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight shows his true colors. Green, to be precise. | [[Kel narrates. Kel picks up a bodice.]]
/ Kel: Well, I did get a parting gift. On my final night, I found a matching skirt and bodicce on my bridge.
/ Kel [[thought]]: Hehe! How fitting! / [[Kel narrates. Kel looks at her reflection in a bronze kettle.]]
/ Kel: I put it on. It felt a bit stiff, but I... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030124 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The lawyer makes an important point, and as a result, Kangra hatches a ... | [[Isolde shuffles her papers. Jodoque tries to console Kel.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030127 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The lawyer introduces another complication, a political one. | Isolde: Subpoena the Green Knight. Right. I'll have the papers drawn up. But... / [[Isolde quickly looks around her.]] / Isolde: I didn't say this, but: Don't trust the bailiffs to deliver them...
/ Jodoque: Why not? / Isolde: Well, it's a bit political... I think the Shriners and the office may be... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030129 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wythllew has not been seen in the land of the faeries since she was a ... | Kel: So, many of our elected leaders got in on a platform of not mollycoddling humans. And now they have an opportunity to keep their promise. / Isolde: Indeed. And in comes this half-human with a bad ritual record and a stolen relic, and she has unaccountably let a criminal renegade walk free. / Isolde:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030201 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Who, ho ho ho, Shelterhue, things are never quite the way they seem. |
Isolde: Who?
/ Kel: Ottar! He used to work for Wythllew's cronies, but he's now transfered to- / Kel: -Uh... My house. That's not good, is it? / Isolde: He may have a credibility problem, yes. But we should see him anyway.
/ P'Séaigg: "Credibility problem!" / Isolde: Pardon?
/ P'Séaigg: He could be... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030203 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Any company where Kangra is the one to keep a cool head is probably one ... | Norla: Enough, P'Séaigg! / Norla: Everyone involved is a citizen of the Gnomian Republic! If we can't be that, why even bother?
/ P'Séaigg: My point exactly. / Norla: There's just no talking to you...
/ Kangra: So, P'Séaigg... / Kangra: You'd do what you could to see them fail, right?
/ P'Séaigg: Oh,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030205 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're finally getting away from the jibber-jabber and moving towards plans ... | Isolde: Here's what we'll do. I'll check at the Office and the Shrine, and sign the papers... / Isolde: Mr. P'Séaigg, can you arrange a transport to the Green Knight's domain? Say, tomorrow?
/ P'Séaigg: I can try...
/ Isolde: Then we can send Mr. Davignon there with the subpoena. / Kel: ...And we'll... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030207 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: What, did I promise action in the previous blurb? This is art! We'll get ... | [[Kel stands in front of the door.]]
/ Kel: < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030210 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Back in the inn, Jodoque asks a question that he should have asked ear... | [[Jodoque and Norla at the inn, sitting at a table, thinking.]] / [[Norla gets up from the table.]]
/ Norla: I should go... pack things... / Norla: If there's anything you need, I can-
/ Jodoque: Norla? / Jodoque: Nobody said anything about this, but I've got to know... What if Kel's found guilty? / Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030212 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Norla: You should have asked earlier. I could have taken you out to the Grimborg. / [[Norla waves her hand. Two leaves grow out of her sleeve.]]
/ Norla: However... to give you an idea... consider a baby that can do this! / [[Jodoque hangs naked, by his ankles, from the liana that has emerged from Norla's... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030214 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla finally cuts to the chase, with some encouragement from Jodoque. |
[[Norla speaks off-panel.]]
/ Norla: ...And with the magic comes full citizenship. Voting rights, and... / Norla: There's something else... As you know, Faeries don't marry. / [[Norla speaks off-panel.]]
/ Norla: We're not like humans. I studied you... The Ancestor didn't give us rules for sleeping with... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030217 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: P'séaigg is debriefed by a forest person in a big red hat... | [[P'Séaigg is in the forest, speaking to an older Faerie woman, Maghreid.]]
/ P'Séaigg: And that's just about it, your ladyship. / [[P'Séaigg speaks off-panel.]]
/ P'Séaigg: I'll need to commandeer two transports to get the testimonies... I can do that... / P'Séaigg: ... But what about that lawyer's... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030218 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque ponders, Norla rents a heron, and something goes bump in the n... | [[At night. Jodoque lies in bed, alone.]] / [[Kel and Kangra sleep in a hole in an artificial tree in the Dyrtforrabyggern.]] / [[Norla rents a heron from a heron stable.]] / [[Norla flies off on the heron's back.]] / [[Kel and Kangra, asleep.]] / [[Kel's dream. She's swimming again, pursued by... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030219 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In her dreams, Kel is haunted by nature red in tooth and claw. Well, the ... | [[The shears enclose the swimming dream-Kel.]] / [[Dream-Kel screams in terror.]] / [[Kel awakes.]]
/ Kel: NO! / [[Kel looks around.]] / [[Kel clutches her head.]]
/ Kangra: What? / Kangra: It's those nightmares I get. If I don't shapeshift... Sea beasts devour me in my sleep. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030220 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She's just picking up some of her things. And, as it turns out, a memo... | [[Norla has arrived at a hole in a tree in the forest. There's some furniture inside the hole.]] / [[Norla opens a chest. Off-panel, one of her housemates awakes and calls her.]]
/ 1. Faerie: Murr... Norla? / Norla: Jág tár bare ettige mínr tingr.
/ 1. Faerie: Å, Åkej... / [[Norla pulls a striped shirt... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030221 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: C.M.I.I. Daobleagh tries his marketing skills on the Gnomian Grand Shr... | [[The Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine is on the way to his office. "Clap-Me-In-Irons" Daoibleagh is hawking his wares.]]
/ Daoibleagh: Oats! Wild oats! Get them while they're wild! / Daoibleagh: Morning, your priesthood! Can I interest you in some oats, or maybe oatmeal inna bun? / Keeper: Is that the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030224 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This Sidhe-Maghreid is quite a handful! So is that oatmeal! | [[Maghreid flutters annoyingly in front of Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine.]]
/ Ratskuchbønn: Whaaaa!
/ Maghreid: Whee! / [[Ratskuchbønn swats at Maghreid.]]
/ Ratskuchbønn: Cut that out! Oi!
/ Maghreid: Whee! / Ratskuchbønn: Oh, it's you. What do you want? / Maghreid: Nothing! Sidhe-Maghreid... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030225 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Together all Maghreid Is upstairs or done had serious some she hallucinagens ... | Ratskuchbønn: Please. I've got work to do...
/ Maghreid: Yes! Yes! Daily war against sacrilege and theft. Days just packed, yes? / Ratskuchbønn: Indeed. And this is serious, difficult work. As you should know, Maghreid. / [[Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine, speaks off-panel.]]
/ Ratskuchbønn:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030226 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: After dealing with the nuisance that is Sidhe-Maghreid, the Priest now ... | [[There is a knock on the door. Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine, is annoyed.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030227 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Isolde can't help herself, and almost pushes the priest over the edge. | Ratskuchbønn: This is about the Mánsdottir case, isn't it?
/ Isolde: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find that you're very dilligent about your record-keeping. / Isolde: ... And that only one record will turn out to be missing. Of course, there's no predicting what the jury will think of that. / Ratskuchbønn:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030228 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Somebody thinks powdered wigs make a man look sexy. Too bad that the man ... | [[Isolde walks the street of the Gnomian capital. Behind her, Daoibleagh is peddling his wares.]]
/ Isolde [[thinks]]: Damn! Something's not right!
/ Daoibleagh: Oatmeal? / [[Maghreid speaks off-panel.]]
/ Isolde: That priest took my bait like nobody's business... But I'm overlooking something!
/ Maghreid:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030303 |
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