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|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque, ever the musical fellow, composes himself. But in any conversation ...||Jodoque: Sorry... Go on. / Isolde: Well, the case here isn't that strong. The Shriners claim that Kel's failure to bring Wythllew's head on a silver platter... / P'Séaigg: You married that? / Isolde: ...Constitutes negligence and ipso facto, complicity. Which is Stercus bovinus evidentus. / Kel:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She fell out of trees a lot. And wore silly hats.||P'Séaigg: Well... that at least brings us back to the Rite. Did you or didn't you? / Norla: I remember when you went... / Kel: I never fit in, you know... not even here. / [[Kel narrates. Child-Kel lies flat on her belly, having just fallen out of a tree. Other faerie children laugh at her.]] / Kel:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Even as a young'un, Kel had a lot to be insulted about...||[[Kel narrates. Child-Kel is asking a Gnome for directions.]]
/ Kel: Back then, there wasn't a joint Office of Rites for all species... I ran away from home and walked to a Gnome town.
/ Child-Kel: Uh... Ritekontoret?
/ Gnome: <
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|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel recounts her first night performing the Rite of Serfdom. Blood and ...||[[Kel narrates throughout.]] / [[Kel, wrapped in a blanket, stands on the road to the Green Knight's motte-and-bailey castle.]] / Kel: I was transported to a castle in a forest infested with monsters. / [[Kel climbs over a fence.]] / Kel: My mission would be to do whatever chore presented itself to me. / [[Kel...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Flashback: Kel remembers her first few nights performing the Rite of Serfdom. ...||[[Kel narrates. Kel sleeps under the drawbridge, covered by the blanket.]] / Kel: After cleaning the axe, I located an oil lamp. I slept the day away under the motte's drawbridge. / [[Kel narrates. Kel inspects the castle grounds with her oil lamp.]] / Kel: The next night, I looked for work to do. The...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The mystery of the Bloody Axe keeps Kel busy until she gets hungry.||[[Kel narrates. Kel is polishing the axe.]] / Kel: I polished, and pondered. / Kel [[thought]]: This isn't how it's supposed to go. / [[Kel talks in the present.]] / Kel: It was all topsy-turvy! While the elf was asleep, the master of the house snuck into the empty building to create work for her. / [[Kel...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel at last gets a glimpse of her lord - the person she is bonded to for ...||Kel: So for the next week, I did not. I let myself run out of food, abandoned my trap... / [[Kel narrates. Kel walks through the castle with a lamp.]] / Kel: By the thirteenth night, I was crazed with hunger... I staggered to the kitchen to eat that last piece of nauseating salted meat... / [[Kel narrates....|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The gods are in their darkened halls, and all is right with the world....||[[Kel narrates. Kel is looking at the Green Knight.]] / Kel: But even if he had, I'd still have felt relieved! The worst was over! / [[Kel narrates. Kel hides under the bridge while the Green Knight walks out at night to investigate a noise he has heard.]] / Kel: I staid at my post for the rest of my...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Green Knight shows his true colors. Green, to be precise.||[[Kel narrates. Kel picks up a bodice.]] / Kel: Well, I did get a parting gift. On my final night, I found a matching skirt and bodicce on my bridge. / Kel [[thought]]: Hehe! How fitting! / [[Kel narrates. Kel looks at her reflection in a bronze kettle.]] / Kel: I put it on. It felt a bit stiff, but I...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The lawyer makes an important point, and as a result, Kangra hatches a ...||[[Isolde shuffles her papers. Jodoque tries to console Kel.]]
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The lawyer introduces another complication, a political one.||Isolde: Subpoena the Green Knight. Right. I'll have the papers drawn up. But... / [[Isolde quickly looks around her.]] / Isolde: I didn't say this, but: Don't trust the bailiffs to deliver them... / Jodoque: Why not? / Isolde: Well, it's a bit political... I think the Shriners and the office may be...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Wythllew has not been seen in the land of the faeries since she was a ...||Kel: So, many of our elected leaders got in on a platform of not mollycoddling humans. And now they have an opportunity to keep their promise. / Isolde: Indeed. And in comes this half-human with a bad ritual record and a stolen relic, and she has unaccountably let a criminal renegade walk free. / Isolde:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Who, ho ho ho, Shelterhue, things are never quite the way they seem.
||Isolde: Who? / Kel: Ottar! He used to work for Wythllew's cronies, but he's now transfered to- / Kel: -Uh... My house. That's not good, is it? / Isolde: He may have a credibility problem, yes. But we should see him anyway. / P'Séaigg: "Credibility problem!" / Isolde: Pardon? / P'Séaigg: He could be...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Any company where Kangra is the one to keep a cool head is probably one ...||Norla: Enough, P'Séaigg! / Norla: Everyone involved is a citizen of the Gnomian Republic! If we can't be that, why even bother? / P'Séaigg: My point exactly. / Norla: There's just no talking to you... / Kangra: So, P'Séaigg... / Kangra: You'd do what you could to see them fail, right? / P'Séaigg: Oh,...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're finally getting away from the jibber-jabber and moving towards plans ...||Isolde: Here's what we'll do. I'll check at the Office and the Shrine, and sign the papers... / Isolde: Mr. P'Séaigg, can you arrange a transport to the Green Knight's domain? Say, tomorrow? / P'Séaigg: I can try... / Isolde: Then we can send Mr. Davignon there with the subpoena. / Kel: ...And we'll...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: What, did I promise action in the previous blurb? This is art! We'll get ...||[[Kel stands in front of the door.]]
/ Kel: <
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Back in the inn, Jodoque asks a question that he should have asked ear...||[[Jodoque and Norla at the inn, sitting at a table, thinking.]] / [[Norla gets up from the table.]] / Norla: I should go... pack things... / Norla: If there's anything you need, I can- / Jodoque: Norla? / Jodoque: Nobody said anything about this, but I've got to know... What if Kel's found guilty? / Norla:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan:||Norla: You should have asked earlier. I could have taken you out to the Grimborg. / [[Norla waves her hand. Two leaves grow out of her sleeve.]] / Norla: However... to give you an idea... consider a baby that can do this! / [[Jodoque hangs naked, by his ankles, from the liana that has emerged from Norla's...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla finally cuts to the chase, with some encouragement from Jodoque.
||[[Norla speaks off-panel.]] / Norla: ...And with the magic comes full citizenship. Voting rights, and... / Norla: There's something else... As you know, Faeries don't marry. / [[Norla speaks off-panel.]] / Norla: We're not like humans. I studied you... The Ancestor didn't give us rules for sleeping with...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: P'séaigg is debriefed by a forest person in a big red hat...||[[P'Séaigg is in the forest, speaking to an older Faerie woman, Maghreid.]] / P'Séaigg: And that's just about it, your ladyship. / [[P'Séaigg speaks off-panel.]] / P'Séaigg: I'll need to commandeer two transports to get the testimonies... I can do that... / P'Séaigg: ... But what about that lawyer's...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque ponders, Norla rents a heron, and something goes bump in the n...||[[At night. Jodoque lies in bed, alone.]] / [[Kel and Kangra sleep in a hole in an artificial tree in the Dyrtforrabyggern.]] / [[Norla rents a heron from a heron stable.]] / [[Norla flies off on the heron's back.]] / [[Kel and Kangra, asleep.]] / [[Kel's dream. She's swimming again, pursued by...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: In her dreams, Kel is haunted by nature red in tooth and claw. Well, the ...||[[The shears enclose the swimming dream-Kel.]] / [[Dream-Kel screams in terror.]] / [[Kel awakes.]] / Kel: NO! / [[Kel looks around.]] / [[Kel clutches her head.]] / Kangra: What? / Kangra: It's those nightmares I get. If I don't shapeshift... Sea beasts devour me in my sleep.|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She's just picking up some of her things. And, as it turns out, a memo...||[[Norla has arrived at a hole in a tree in the forest. There's some furniture inside the hole.]] / [[Norla opens a chest. Off-panel, one of her housemates awakes and calls her.]] / 1. Faerie: Murr... Norla? / Norla: Jág tár bare ettige mínr tingr. / 1. Faerie: Å, Åkej... / [[Norla pulls a striped shirt...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: C.M.I.I. Daobleagh tries his marketing skills on the Gnomian Grand Shr...||[[The Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine is on the way to his office. "Clap-Me-In-Irons" Daoibleagh is hawking his wares.]] / Daoibleagh: Oats! Wild oats! Get them while they're wild! / Daoibleagh: Morning, your priesthood! Can I interest you in some oats, or maybe oatmeal inna bun? / Keeper: Is that the...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This Sidhe-Maghreid is quite a handful! So is that oatmeal!||[[Maghreid flutters annoyingly in front of Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine.]] / Ratskuchbønn: Whaaaa! / Maghreid: Whee! / [[Ratskuchbønn swats at Maghreid.]] / Ratskuchbønn: Cut that out! Oi! / Maghreid: Whee! / Ratskuchbønn: Oh, it's you. What do you want? / Maghreid: Nothing! Sidhe-Maghreid...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Together all Maghreid Is upstairs or done had serious some she hallucinagens ...||Ratskuchbønn: Please. I've got work to do... / Maghreid: Yes! Yes! Daily war against sacrilege and theft. Days just packed, yes? / Ratskuchbønn: Indeed. And this is serious, difficult work. As you should know, Maghreid. / [[Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine, speaks off-panel.]] / Ratskuchbønn:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: After dealing with the nuisance that is Sidhe-Maghreid, the Priest now ...||[[There is a knock on the door. Ratskuchbønn, the Keeper of the Ancestor's Shrine, is annoyed.]]
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Isolde can't help herself, and almost pushes the priest over the edge.||Ratskuchbønn: This is about the Mánsdottir case, isn't it? / Isolde: Don't worry. I'm sure we'll find that you're very dilligent about your record-keeping. / Isolde: ... And that only one record will turn out to be missing. Of course, there's no predicting what the jury will think of that. / Ratskuchbønn:...|
|Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Somebody thinks powdered wigs make a man look sexy. Too bad that the man ...||[[Isolde walks the street of the Gnomian capital. Behind her, Daoibleagh is peddling his wares.]] / Isolde [[thinks]]: Damn! Something's not right! / Daoibleagh: Oatmeal? / [[Maghreid speaks off-panel.]] / Isolde: That priest took my bait like nobody's business... But I'm overlooking something! / Maghreid:...|
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