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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A flashback of how Kel and co. wrangled, cajoled and generally harrassed ... | Wythllew: Wilt thou never stop harrassing me? / Kel: This sock was worn by a Gnome for three weeks! -Uh- Want it in the face? Well? / Wythllew: < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021025 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: With a few choice words, the old mage reveals his understanding of human ... | Kel: And now we're bringing it back to the place it was stolen from.
/ Von Kildenbusch: Hmmm. / Von Kildenbusch: Where did you say it was stolen from, again? / Kel: You're some kind of alchemist, aren't you? Trying to find out if this hat can help you turn lead into gold or something? / Von Kildenbusch:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021028 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: This is where the headache-inducing sequence starts, and it's not because ... | Norla: There's still a bedroom available. Are we spending the night here? / Kel: Ooh, I don't know. That wizard seemed a little too interested in our hat.
/ Norla; I'll stand guard.
/ Kel: Oh, Okay, thanks. / [[Jodoque walks into the bedroom.]]
/ Kangra: I must go back to work. But first, could we have... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021030 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Always remember what you've just got into bed with. Seriously. | [[One of Kel, Kangra and Norla appears in the bedroom door, nude.]]
/ Sorry about that. We had a little chat about current affairs. / [[She steps into the bed. Jodoque yawns.]]
/ The Good news is that the Pax Gnomica is holding. The Contention Wars are a thing of the past. / But there was quiet a bit... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021101 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Trying to console Kel, Jodoque gets his hands on something that shouldn't ... | Jodoque: Hey, no need to get upset about it. Calm down! / Jodoque: After all, we'll only be here a few days. It won't- Hey! / [[Jodoque discovers a pair of wings on the back of the woman in his bed.]]
/ Yikes!
/ Jodoque: Out! / You didn't mind the idea of all three of us in your-
/ Jodoque: Shut up!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021104 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It's worth remembering that one thing faeries are known to be good at ... | Jodoque: Man, this whole trip was a big mistake! / [[Kel stands shadowed in the door frame, holding up a fake faerie wing.]]
/ Kel: Jo-do-hoque?
/ Jodoque: What? / Kel: Lookit this! / [[Kel stands naked before Jodoque. The lack of wings, the orange tone of her hair and the presence of pubic hair prove... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021106 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Well, this sure is one way to keep your sex life exciting. | Jodoque: Okay... it was kinda funny. Was it your idea?
/ Kel: No... Kangra's. / Kel: She caught a glimpse of what was in your mind, and saw an opportunity there.
/ Jodoque: Hmmm... she do that often? / Kel: Play pranks? Oh yes, she's an inveterate-
/ Jodoque: No, I mean-
/ Kel: Tell you what, though... / Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021108 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She says what??? | [[Outside a dome-shaped red and green building with a sign outside saying Ritekontoret. Kangra and the clerk Hywell Bastardsson speak from inside the building.]]
/ Kangra: J?gr vilhavr tostemmelsr f'rett ferj?.
/ Hywell: Hvorfor? / [[Inside the building. Hywell is green.]]
/ Kangra: Forra bes?kr forforfarsskrinr.
/ Hywell:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021111 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kangra appears to have awoken a sleeping dog, and the midden is about ... | [[Hywell flicks through a large binder. Kangra speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Hywell: Med tó "L"?
/ Kangra: Et. / Hywell: Åh. Mm-hmm. / Hywell: Vent litt. Tá Stólr. / [[Kangra grabs a Stokke chair while Hywell consults with a superior.]] / [[Kangra sits in the chair, rocking gently.]] / [[Kangra becomes... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021113 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel, Norla and Jodoque wonder what's keeping Kangra. Looks like they're ... | [[Morning. Kel and Jodoque are having breakfast at the inn. Norla has arrived to greet them.]]
/ Kel: Hey Norla! 'Morning!
/ Norla: 'Morning guys. Kangra not back from th'office yet?
/ Jodoque: Bah! Bureaucrats! / Norla: Jodoque, the Office of Rites isn't like that at all. Many elves working there are... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021115 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Futile or not, Kel resists anyway... | [[The enforcers close in on Kel. Jodoque and Norla are fighting them.]]
/ Captain: You are up-caught! Resist not! / Kel holds her amulet in front of herself defensively.
/ Kel: Watch it! This is iron! / [[One of the enforcer grabs the amulet from Kel's hands using a pair of tongs.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021118 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque and Norla collect themselves - possibly Norla's collected herself ... | [[Jodoque lies on the ground but is trying to get up. Norla is urging him not to do anything rash.
/ Jodoque: Where are they taking her? I must-
/ Norla: Easy! / Norla: Kel's quite safe! We'll be able to see her in the Dyrtforragyggern. / [[Norla enlarges herself to human size. Jodoque sits up straight.]]
/ Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021120 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque betrays how his mind works at absolutely the worst moment, and ... | [[Jodoque misunderstands.]]
/ Jodoque: Really! Kel told me about your elvish ways, but this is not the time to- / [[Norla slaps Jodoque in the face. Her wings have turned a nasty greenish brown.]] / Norla: Your room, fool! Now! / [[Inside Jodoque's room.]]
/ Norla: Rright... Best to keep this private. / Norla:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021122 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: An explorer in darkest Africa is kept awake one night by endless drumming. ... | Jodoque: Stories?
/ Norla: The ones that humans tell one another about- Ssh!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021125 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: So after the third night of that infernal drumming, the exasperated explorer ... | Norla: Jodoque, some of my people can be such idiots!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021127 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla spells it out for Jodoque: gnomes, elves and faeries can be inventively ... | [[Norla narrates. A Faerie rabble-rouser is rousing the rabble, while others beat their bodhrans.]]
/ Norla: ... Kel might have had her head invaded, been made to forget you, me, Clwyd-Rhan...
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021129 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel is shown the jail known as Dyrtforrabyggern. Or is it a gaol? ... | [[Kel is brought inside the Dyrtforrabyggern. It's a spacious room in which a High Elf can be seen smoking a cigarette, and various faeries lounge around on the ground or in the artificial trees..]]
/ Kel: This... is a jail? / Guard: You can sleep in one of the rooms... or up one of the "trees". Whatever... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021202 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: It's the Dyrtforrabyggern as far as the eye can see. It depresses Kel ... | [[Kel sits up an artificial tree and looks at the jail, the Dyrtforrabyggern.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: This place goes on forever! / Kel [[thinks]]: Some sort of burrows for the gnomes... / Kel [[thinks]]: Nooks and ridges for faeries to gather in... / Kel [[thinks]]: A sterrett dome for high elves ...... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021204 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel and Kangra meet again.....looks like Kangra may have some explaining ... | Kangra: They said you'd be here! / Kel: So they got you too, huh? / Kel: They haven't told me what I'm under arrest for. D'you know what's going on? / [[Kangra hides her face.]]
/ Kel: Hey, what's wrong?
/ Kangra: I- / [[At the inn.]]
/ Norla: The drums said two faeries had been arrested. So that's... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021206 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A mob is forming outside a governmental office. The mob consists mostly ... | [[The Minister of Justice is mobbed by faeries protesting outside his office.]]
/ Minister: Lords... ladies... I assure you...
/ 1. Faerie: Resign!
/ 2. Faerie: Awa'wi'ye! / Minister: There is absolutely no truth to the rumour that the Office of Rites has had two faeries chained up. Nor are we forcing... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021209 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Stuff goes on. | P'Séaigg: what's that supposed to mean? I'll have you know I haven't played a prank all day!
/ 5. Faerie: Ooh! Acorns! I'd like some!
/ 6. Faerie: Booh! / [[The 5. Faerie speaks off-panel.]]
/ Minister: Okay, I'm sorry. Look, our new detainees are in good health, is all I'm saying!
/ 5. Faerie: 'Ere! These... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021211 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: 'Clap-Me-In-Irons' Daoiblagh explains who the mob gathered outside are, ... | [[The Minister of Justice speaks off-panel. Jodoque and Norla have arrived on the scene. Jodoque taps Daoibleagh on the shoulder.]]
/ Minister: Look, I'm a gnome. I don't even know how to do that sort of thing... any more than you'd know how to balance a budget...
/ Jodoque: Excuse me... / Jodoque: Could... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021213 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The troublemaking faerie fella confronts Norla. | P'Séaigg: Well, well, well... / P'Séaigg: Look at that! All dolled up in skirts and apron, and making herself big for the human, I see... / [[Norla shrinks down.]]
/ Norla: Oh, Forforfars svanz!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021216 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla and P'séagg reminisce about the old days. Sort of. Striped shirts ... | [[Norla and the 10. and 11. Faeries speak off-panel. Jodoque is munching on one of Daoibleagh's dubious food products.]]
/ Norla: P'Séaigg, I remember some clothes you used to wear...
/ 10. Faerie: Him?
/ 11. Faerie: Ha! / Norla: The black baret, white pantaloons and striped shirt. Remember them? / P'Séaigg:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021218 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Apparently, Norla and the faerie known as P'Séagg go back a long way, ... | Jodoque: But I don't think all that bitterness and resentment were just political. You two go back a long way? / Norla: I know what you're thinking...
/ Jodoque: I'll bet you do.
/ Norla: But I wouldn't dream of claiming a male just for myself. / Jodoque: But if you would dream of it? / Norla: Then... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021220 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Norla and Jodoque finally enter the Dyrtforrabyggern. Some other ... | [[The Minister of Justice hands over two passes to Jodoque and Norla.]]
/ Minister: ...two visitors' passes. No weapons, shoelaces, belts, pins or metal objects. You will be searched. And your size glamour won't work. / [[The Minister idly looks at a brick being tossed through his open window.]]
/ Minister:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021223 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Neither Kangra nor P'séagg are the kind of person to let up. Luckily, ... | [[Norla is not pleased with P'Séaigg's presence.]]
/ Norla: Hvádr i helvetr gjörrþú hiþr, þú smøgge klotsáckr? / P'Séaigg: Friend of the court, Norla! Seeing to it that faeries don't get ground under the heel of the system! / Norla: So, you snuck in after us? I didn't see you around after we left the... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021225 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kangra finally gets to explain what happened at the Office of Rites. | Kangra: I... I gave a false name to the clerk. / [[Kangra speaks off-panel. Norla is shocked.]]
/ Kangra: ...Kel's name. I did that. / Norla: Prophet's ears! Why?
/ Kangra: I- I wanted to help. I thought... / Kangra: Kel was on record as having run away from the Rite all those years ago...
/ P'Séaigg:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021227 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Yes, Kangra's very upset. But there's worse to come. | [[Kangra breaks down crying. Isolde shuffles her papers.]]
/ Kangra: Baaawl! / [[Kel hugs Kangra.]]
/ Kel [[thinks]]: Ye Gods, she's smaller than my baby! / Jodoque: So that's what they busted you two for? Abandoning that rite?
/ Kel [[thinks]]: They're all so tiny! / Isolde: That's serious, Mr. Davignon.... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20021230 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Placid, laconic Jodoque has had enough. | Isolde: Now, they'll only be able to make this stick if they prove the abandonment charge first... but... / [[Isolde speaks off-panel. Jodoque fumes. Norla and P'Séaigg are taken aback by that.]]
/ Isolde: ..Because they found the hat, see, and-
/ Norla: Yie! / Jodoque: Accessory after the fact... Fifty... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20030101 |
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