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| rocr.net/index.php?p=19990118 | Caption: King Groy is also in love... / King Groy: Dear Princess Goldilocks! The dowry is lovely. I propose that the wedding take place next Thursday. / King Groy: Drat! I'm out of gold leaf! / Courtier: Your majesty, a racing goblin wishes to speak to you. / Racing Goblin: Sire, I was molested and robbed... |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Narration: This story begins with the cold winter of 1,000 AD in Clwyd-Rhan... / Narration: But really, it begins with four small-time bandits going on a journey nine years earlier... they were: / Narration: Tamlin. Then 40, officially the leader of the gang, unofficially a fat-bellied drunk. / Narration:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000701 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[The headless Green Knight chases Tamlin with his axe.]]
/ Caption: Tamlin was not so traditionally minded.
/ Green Knight: Hee hee / Caption: But they got the belt, and something else. A girl who was kept by the Green Man as a servant. / Narration: The funny thing is, that belt really sucked. It didn't... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000702 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Jake and Atra fight off an elven army.]]
/ Caption: Elves... / [[Ragnarok, Tamlin and Jake in a standoff against the Clwydian army.]]
/ Caption: ... And a userper who had the Clwydian army in his pocket. / Narration: Along the way, they made friends, gained a foothold where they could... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000703 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Atra pulls Kel away from a cauldron whose contents are bubbling ominously.]]
/ Caption: ...And she got some lessons from Atra... / [[Ragnarok, Jake, Tamlin, Kel and Jodoque march on Scarabus.]]
/ Caption: They've all become a lot more confident...
/ Tamlin: This forest is too small for me and Scarabus! / [[The... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000704 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh! | [[A man trudges through the snow in the forest.]]
/ Caption: Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh! Sleet and snow render the forest roads all but impenetrable.
/ Caption: Few dare travel the normally picturesque forests. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000705 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bloodthirsty berserks who - FLATS! | [[Two shadows appear behind a snow-covered bush. The man spots them. They are armed with halberds.]]
/ Caption: For even now, behind the snow-covered shrubs lurks danger! / [[The man turns around, raising his sword. The armed shadows disappear.]]
/ Man: Hah! / [[The man looks around him, sinisterly.]] / Caption:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000706 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Miss! Thbbpp! | [[Jodoque runs into the frame, blowing a raspberry to Kel who is still off-panel.]]
/ Jodoque: Miss! Thhhbbthbbpp! / [[Kel runs into the frame, with a snowball in her mittened hand.]]
/ Kel: Oh? Oh? Eat this! / [[Kel rubs the snowball in Jodoque's face.]] / [[Jodoque and Kel roll in the snow.]]
/ Kel:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pickings are slim again | [[Jodoque sits on top of Kel, threatening her with a snowball.]]
/ Jodoque: D'ya give up? D'ya give up?
/ Kel: Hahaha haha! / [[Tamlin and Jake walk into the frame.]]
/ Tamlin: Do you mind? We're trying to work here.
/ Jodoque: Sorree.
/ Jake: Don't put a kink in my hump *)
/ Footnote: We'll explain this... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000708 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Ragna: Bah! Inedible! Unless we get VERY desperate. / Ragna: Oh well...your money or...hey! / Ragna's Victim: Ragnarok! Am I glad to see you! / Ragna: Duke Henry of Dunghill Fens? What brings you here? http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000709 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The high-born Lady Trollop! | Henry: I need to speak to your gang right away! / [[Duke Henry sits around the fire with Ragnarok, Atra, Tamlin, Jake, Jodoque and Kel.]]
/ Henry: It's about my wife, lady Guðrún.
/ Kel: The high-born lady trollop! Thbp! / Henry: As soon as our beloved King had his throne back, she left for Iceland...
/ Jake:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000710 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Henry: Guðrún is a cousin of the Queen of Wicca, and has done work for her. / Henry: Because relations between Iceland and Wicca are not so good, Guðrún has many enemies in Iceland... / Henry: I'm afraid my wife has been kidnapped. I want you to go find her... / [[Henry pulls out a bag of coins.]]
/ Henry:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000711 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan | Tamlin: Looks good to me!
/ Ragnarok: Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan! / Ragnarok: ...But the last time we left here, another gang took over our hideout!
/ Tamlin: Hmm... / Tamlin: I suppose we should-
/ Kel: Hold it! / Kel: Jodoque and I could stay here to mind the hideout. / Ragnarok:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000712 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Duke explains | Dux Explicit: You will embark on a smuggling ship bound for Iceland tomorrow. Upon arrival, you will contact the Wiccan embassy. Your contact there will be the Baron of ... uh... Fal-the-Riddle-Fingers or something. The embassy staff will be at your disposal under his command.
/ Iceland's government,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000713 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Woo hoo! This will keep them away for at least three months!
/ Jodoque: Too bad we'll be spending all of that time cooped up in our hut... unless you hex the cold weather away!
/ Kel: Hee hee!
/ Jodoque: Heh heh.
/ Kel: ...
/ Jodoque: ...
/ Kel: Get thee behind me, cold front! Begone, foul thermal inversion... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000714 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Hmmm... / Kel: Y'know... Now that the weather has improved... / Kel: ... It might be fun to show you some of the province. Would you like that? A trip around the country?
/ Jodoque: Hmm... / Kel: Quite a coincidence that we get nice weather for a trip just after the others leave... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000716 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Well, the local microclimate is full of surprises... / Jodoque: I just wonder how local this microclimate is... / [[Jodoque is speaking from off-panel. Kel is looking away.]]
/ Jodoque: I know Atra's teaching you the Craft. Paid attention, didn't you? / [[Kel looks away, thoughtfully.]] / [[Jodoque... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000717 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Jodoque: An elf? / Kel: She was a tree faerie, to be precise. But my father was human. / Kel: Don't give me that look! You weren't so skeptical about Jake the Gnome! / Jodoque: I thought that was just a nickname he got for being such a beardy little runt. / Jodoque: Elves and gnomes... This'll take... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000718 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel pulls her dress off over her head.]]
/ Kel: Right then, you doubting Thomas! See...
/ Jodoque: ! / [[Kel takes off a chain with a pentagram pendant.]]
/ Kel: ...If you know a witch who can do this! / [[Kel spreads her arms. Jodoque speaks from off-panel.]]
/ Kel: Look very carefully!
/ Jodoque: Hey,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000720 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[The wild plant life overwhelms and envelops Jodoque, pushing him back.]] / [[The wild plant life overwhelms and envelops Jodoque, pushing him back.]] / [[Behind Jodoque, the plants re-arrange themselves into something like a human shape.]] / [[Kel, naked and sweating, is hugging a confused Jodoque... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000721 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ... And of course, I did have some training in the Craft. | [[Kel puts her dress back on.]]
/ Kel: ... And of course, I've had some training in the Craft. I wear the iron necklace to keep my Elvish side under control. / Kel: So... about our trip... / Kel: We can go to the pillar field. That's always a good laugh. ...Or to taste this year's Bock beer at the Plonck... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000722 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel and Jodoque, dressed for travel and loaded with backpacks, start on their journey.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]] http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000723 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: The pillar field. One of Clwyd-Rhan's greatest tourist attractions. / Kel: ... and if you've ever seen two hundred pillar saints fight, you'll understand why. / [[They look at the rows of empty, numbered pillars.]]
/ Jodoque: Uh... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000724 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel speaks from off-panel. A single pillar saint sits on pillar #361.]]
/ Kel: Wait, I see someone up there. Hello? / Kel: Where are all the other saints?
/ Saint: Kid, the weather was murder until just a few weeks ago. / Kel: Oh... I see. Sorry to hear that... / Saint: Yeah, it sucks. But we really... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000725 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mudslope Festival canceled due to bright sunny weather | [[Kel and Jodoque in front of the gates at the Mudslope location. Kel reads a note pinned to the gate.]]
/ Kel: "Canceled due to dry, sunny weather". ... great!
/ Jodoque: Aww, man! / Kel: Sanderon the Great lives nearby.
/ Jodoque: Who? / Kel: Sanderon was Atra's teacher once. He's one of the few male... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000726 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Kel: Sanderon, you old poisoner!
/ Sanderon: Kel...
/ Kel: Got your Bock beer this year? / Sanderon: Where's Atra?
/ Kel: Iceland. This is Jodoque / Sanderon: Are you also training as a witch?
/ Kel: No, but give me three juggling balls and a penguin, and I'll show you some magic. / Kel: Jodoque used... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000727 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Kel looks at the old woman.]] / [[Sanderon re-enters with a tray full of mugs of ale.]]
/ Sanderon: Oh yeah, I had another visitor! Kel, Jodoque, meet Mother Turniproot, my teacher from way back when! / [[Sanderon raises his voice to talk to Turniproot. Turniproot answers in a cracked voice.]]
/ Sanderon:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000728 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Toads. Legs. Mandrake. | [[Sanderon and Kel are talking off-panel. Jodoque is munching mandrake.]]
/ Kel: ... But then she pointed out that toads have only four legs, and no tail...
/ Sanderon: Hahaha!
/ Jodoque: Whoa! / Sanderon: You should study this book... / Kel: ... Anatomick Compendium of Amphibia and Creepy Beasties!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000729 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Sanderon walks towards the fireplace carrying a broom. He is surprised to see a penguin juggling balls.]]
/ Sanderon: ? / Turniproot: So what's so tricky about juggling penguins? / Sanderon: Shall I give yo a broom-ride home, Mother?
/ Turniproot: ? / Sanderon: I SAID: SHALL! I! GIVE! YOU! A! RIDE!... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20000730 |
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