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rocr.net/index.php?p=19990118 Caption: King Groy is also in love... / King Groy: Dear Princess Goldilocks! The dowry is lovely. I propose that the wedding take place next Thursday. / King Groy: Drat! I'm out of gold leaf! / Courtier: Your majesty, a racing goblin wishes to speak to you. / Racing Goblin: Sire, I was molested and robbed...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Narration: This story begins with the cold winter of 1,000 AD in Clwyd-Rhan... / Narration: But really, it begins with four small-time bandits going on a journey nine years earlier... they were: / Narration: Tamlin. Then 40, officially the leader of the gang, unofficially a fat-bellied drunk. / Narration:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[The headless Green Knight chases Tamlin with his axe.]] / Caption: Tamlin was not so traditionally minded. / Green Knight: Hee hee / Caption: But they got the belt, and something else. A girl who was kept by the Green Man as a servant. / Narration: The funny thing is, that belt really sucked. It didn't...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Tamlin, Ragnarok, Jake and Atra fight off an elven army.]] / Caption: Elves... / [[Ragnarok, Tamlin and Jake in a standoff against the Clwydian army.]] / Caption: ... And a userper who had the Clwydian army in his pocket. / Narration: Along the way, they made friends, gained a foothold where they could...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Atra pulls Kel away from a cauldron whose contents are bubbling ominously.]] / Caption: ...And she got some lessons from Atra... / [[Ragnarok, Jake, Tamlin, Kel and Jodoque march on Scarabus.]] / Caption: They've all become a lot more confident... / Tamlin: This forest is too small for me and Scarabus! / [[The...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh! [[A man trudges through the snow in the forest.]] / Caption: Clwyd-Rhan's winters are harsh! Sleet and snow render the forest roads all but impenetrable. / Caption: Few dare travel the normally picturesque forests.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Bloodthirsty berserks who - FLATS! [[Two shadows appear behind a snow-covered bush. The man spots them. They are armed with halberds.]] / Caption: For even now, behind the snow-covered shrubs lurks danger! / [[The man turns around, raising his sword. The armed shadows disappear.]] / Man: Hah! / [[The man looks around him, sinisterly.]] / Caption:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Miss! Thbbpp! [[Jodoque runs into the frame, blowing a raspberry to Kel who is still off-panel.]] / Jodoque: Miss! Thhhbbthbbpp! / [[Kel runs into the frame, with a snowball in her mittened hand.]] / Kel: Oh? Oh? Eat this! / [[Kel rubs the snowball in Jodoque's face.]] / [[Jodoque and Kel roll in the snow.]] / Kel:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Pickings are slim again [[Jodoque sits on top of Kel, threatening her with a snowball.]] / Jodoque: D'ya give up? D'ya give up? / Kel: Hahaha haha! / [[Tamlin and Jake walk into the frame.]] / Tamlin: Do you mind? We're trying to work here. / Jodoque: Sorree. / Jake: Don't put a kink in my hump *) / Footnote: We'll explain this...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ragna: Bah! Inedible! Unless we get VERY desperate. / Ragna: Oh well...your money or...hey! / Ragna's Victim: Ragnarok! Am I glad to see you! / Ragna: Duke Henry of Dunghill Fens? What brings you here?
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The high-born Lady Trollop! Henry: I need to speak to your gang right away! / [[Duke Henry sits around the fire with Ragnarok, Atra, Tamlin, Jake, Jodoque and Kel.]] / Henry: It's about my wife, lady Guðrún. / Kel: The high-born lady trollop! Thbp! / Henry: As soon as our beloved King had his throne back, she left for Iceland... / Jake:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Henry: Guðrún is a cousin of the Queen of Wicca, and has done work for her. / Henry: Because relations between Iceland and Wicca are not so good, Guðrún has many enemies in Iceland... / Henry: I'm afraid my wife has been kidnapped. I want you to go find her... / [[Henry pulls out a bag of coins.]] / Henry:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan Tamlin: Looks good to me! / Ragnarok: Honest work, a fee, and some time away from Clwyd-Rhan! / Ragnarok: ...But the last time we left here, another gang took over our hideout! / Tamlin: Hmm... / Tamlin: I suppose we should- / Kel: Hold it! / Kel: Jodoque and I could stay here to mind the hideout. / Ragnarok:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Duke explains Dux Explicit: You will embark on a smuggling ship bound for Iceland tomorrow. Upon arrival, you will contact the Wiccan embassy. Your contact there will be the Baron of ... uh... Fal-the-Riddle-Fingers or something. The embassy staff will be at your disposal under his command. / Iceland's government,...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Woo hoo! This will keep them away for at least three months! / Jodoque: Too bad we'll be spending all of that time cooped up in our hut... unless you hex the cold weather away! / Kel: Hee hee! / Jodoque: Heh heh. / Kel: ... / Jodoque: ... / Kel: Get thee behind me, cold front! Begone, foul thermal inversion...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Hmmm... / Kel: Y'know... Now that the weather has improved... / Kel: ... It might be fun to show you some of the province. Would you like that? A trip around the country? / Jodoque: Hmm... / Kel: Quite a coincidence that we get nice weather for a trip just after the others leave...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Well, the local microclimate is full of surprises... / Jodoque: I just wonder how local this microclimate is... / [[Jodoque is speaking from off-panel. Kel is looking away.]] / Jodoque: I know Atra's teaching you the Craft. Paid attention, didn't you? / [[Kel looks away, thoughtfully.]] / [[Jodoque...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jodoque: An elf? / Kel: She was a tree faerie, to be precise. But my father was human. / Kel: Don't give me that look! You weren't so skeptical about Jake the Gnome! / Jodoque: I thought that was just a nickname he got for being such a beardy little runt. / Jodoque: Elves and gnomes... This'll take...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel pulls her dress off over her head.]] / Kel: Right then, you doubting Thomas! See... / Jodoque: ! / [[Kel takes off a chain with a pentagram pendant.]] / Kel: ...If you know a witch who can do this! / [[Kel spreads her arms. Jodoque speaks from off-panel.]] / Kel: Look very carefully! / Jodoque: Hey,...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[The wild plant life overwhelms and envelops Jodoque, pushing him back.]] / [[The wild plant life overwhelms and envelops Jodoque, pushing him back.]] / [[Behind Jodoque, the plants re-arrange themselves into something like a human shape.]] / [[Kel, naked and sweating, is hugging a confused Jodoque...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ... And of course, I did have some training in the Craft. [[Kel puts her dress back on.]] / Kel: ... And of course, I've had some training in the Craft. I wear the iron necklace to keep my Elvish side under control. / Kel: So... about our trip... / Kel: We can go to the pillar field. That's always a good laugh. ...Or to taste this year's Bock beer at the Plonck...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel and Jodoque, dressed for travel and loaded with backpacks, start on their journey.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]] / [[They fade into the distance.]]
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: The pillar field. One of Clwyd-Rhan's greatest tourist attractions. / Kel: ... and if you've ever seen two hundred pillar saints fight, you'll understand why. / [[They look at the rows of empty, numbered pillars.]] / Jodoque: Uh...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel speaks from off-panel. A single pillar saint sits on pillar #361.]] / Kel: Wait, I see someone up there. Hello? / Kel: Where are all the other saints? / Saint: Kid, the weather was murder until just a few weeks ago. / Kel: Oh... I see. Sorry to hear that... / Saint: Yeah, it sucks. But we really...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mudslope Festival canceled due to bright sunny weather [[Kel and Jodoque in front of the gates at the Mudslope location. Kel reads a note pinned to the gate.]] / Kel: "Canceled due to dry, sunny weather". ... great! / Jodoque: Aww, man! / Kel: Sanderon the Great lives nearby. / Jodoque: Who? / Kel: Sanderon was Atra's teacher once. He's one of the few male...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: Sanderon, you old poisoner! / Sanderon: Kel... / Kel: Got your Bock beer this year? / Sanderon: Where's Atra? / Kel: Iceland. This is Jodoque / Sanderon: Are you also training as a witch? / Kel: No, but give me three juggling balls and a penguin, and I'll show you some magic. / Kel: Jodoque used...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel looks at the old woman.]] / [[Sanderon re-enters with a tray full of mugs of ale.]] / Sanderon: Oh yeah, I had another visitor! Kel, Jodoque, meet Mother Turniproot, my teacher from way back when! / [[Sanderon raises his voice to talk to Turniproot. Turniproot answers in a cracked voice.]] / Sanderon:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Toads. Legs. Mandrake. [[Sanderon and Kel are talking off-panel. Jodoque is munching mandrake.]] / Kel: ... But then she pointed out that toads have only four legs, and no tail... / Sanderon: Hahaha! / Jodoque: Whoa! / Sanderon: You should study this book... / Kel: ... Anatomick Compendium of Amphibia and Creepy Beasties!...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Sanderon walks towards the fireplace carrying a broom. He is surprised to see a penguin juggling balls.]] / Sanderon: ? / Turniproot: So what's so tricky about juggling penguins? / Sanderon: Shall I give yo a broom-ride home, Mother? / Turniproot: ? / Sanderon: I SAID: SHALL! I! GIVE! YOU! A! RIDE!...
 

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