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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guðrún,Ragna, Derek and JoBeth! [[At the bath house.]] / Ragnarok: Your grace! / Guðrún: Mind if I join you? / Ragnarok: No... do come in / [[In the tub, Guðrún lays her ear on Ragnarok's belly.]] / Guðrún: Ooh! How much longer? / Ragnarok: How long has it been since we rescued you? / Guðrún: Was it conceived after the rescue? How romantic! / Ragnarok...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gnomian intrigue continues. [[Jake is in the dock at an undisclosed location. A Gnomian Priest speaks off-panel.]] / Priest: Gnómrtingr är ubehágrt, Djalkulptulgr! / Jake: Hlafordr. / Translation of Priest: The Gnomian Council is not pleased, Jake! / Translato of Jake: Mylord. / Priest: Men viharr ingrmangr gnómr ilándr. Þárförr bliþrþu...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin reminisces Jodoque: Did you mean what you just said about kicking a dragon in the backside? / Tamlin: Oh yeah. / Tamlin: When I was younger, I spent some time as a barbarian hero. One day, I was asked to rescue a village that was being terrorised by a dragon. / [[Tamlin narrates. Younger-Tamlin is seen negotiating...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The hair never lies [[Tamlin narrates. Ethelfried is seen dragging Younger-Tamlin back to the village, where the notables are already waiting for him with the promised armour.]] / Tamlin: Early the next morning, I reported for duty. / Major: Your armour is ready, barbarian! / [[Younger-Tamlin salutes. Ethelfried, with some...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Ethelfried's got Tamlin wrapped around her finger [[Tamlin narrates. Ethelfried pushes younger-Tamlin, dressed in armour, ahead towards the dragon's lair.]] / Tamlin: Once replenished, I went on my way... / Ethelfried: Knock'em dead! And remember... / Ethelfried: I still have plenty of oil! / [[Ethelfried blows younger-Tamlin a kiss.]] / [[Tamlin...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Eat your heart out, Niccolo Macchiavelli! [[Ragnarok washes Guðrún's back.]] / Ragnarok: Isn't the Duke with you, Your Grace? / Guðrún: The Duke is traveling, meeting his vassals and having a great time! / Guðrún: ...which will end abruptly as soon as I discover him with his mistress! / Ragnarok: Sorry. Run that by me again? / Guðrún: SERVANT!...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Interlock [[Jake walks away from his meeting with the Gnomian Council, muttering to himself.]] / Jake: Bhúgrfuþarkende rottafrettade gnómrtingr med stokr i báksiþr! / Translation: Pish tosh to those stuck-up Gnomian Councilers! / [[In the Leafy Green Dragon's cave.]] / Dragon: What is the real reason for your visit...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: You smell of the lair. Dragon: I can help you with that. / Dragon: <> / Dragon: You smell of the lair. Spend the night here, that I may see those beasts. / Dragon: Trust me, Kel Mansdottir. Only by seeing your dreams myself can I tell what the problem is.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: What happens to that belly after you hatch? [[Tamlin acts out a kicking movement.]] / Tamlin: And WHAM! I kicked'im right inna nuts! / Tamlin: And lemme tell ya, that dragon never bothered anyone again! / Jodoque: Uh-huh... so what do you do with a female dragon? Squeeze its boobs? / [[In the cave, the leafy green dragon nudges towards the back...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel escapes leaving a trail of ink behind [[Kel sleeps. The Leafy Green Dragon watches her.]] / Kel: Ggrzzz... / [[In her dream, Kel is once again naked and immersed in water.]] / [[In her dream, Kel grabs a silvery fish.]] / [[In her dream, Kel devours the fish.]] / [[In her dream, Kel is startled by the appearance of a dolphin with large,...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Vegetation, said the Leafy Green Dragon incredulously. Kel: What the- Are you nuts, dragon? / Dragon: Hee hee! It's so funny! / Dragon: Ahem. Tell me: Are you a shapeshifter? / Kel: Well... sort of. I can change into wild growth or vegetation at will. Or when I'm excited. I don't do it a lot though. / Dragon: Vegetation. / Kel: Yeah. I avoid it now 'cause......
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: No... They just want to eat you. [[The Leafy Green Dragon chuckles to itself.]] / Dragon: Muehehe... / [[The Leafy Green Dragon chuckles to itself.]] / Dragon: Mueheheheh... / [[The Leafy Green Dragon chuckles to itself off-panel. Kel is annoyed.]] / Dragon: Heheheheh... / [[The Leafy Green Dragon chuckles to itself.]] / Dragon: Hee...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Facepalmeration and mufflification [[The Dragon speaks off-panel.]] / Kel: Why did I even bother... / Dragon: Hey, they gotta eat, you know! / Dragon: Anyway. If you morph every once in a while, those dreams will go away again. / [[The Dragon holds a small pouch in its mouth.]] / Dragon: Mmftil fen... / Dragon: Puff fome of fif mto yur- / [[The...
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Homecoming [[Jodoque looks out of the homestead, towards the setting sun.]] / [[Jodoque taps his crystal ball.]] / <> / [[Jodoque looks up.]] / [[Jodoque's face brightens.]] / [[Jodoque waves at Kel, who is on her broom, landing in a field.]]
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Epilogue Jodoque: Tentacles? / Kel: Yeah. I don't understand it either. / Jodoque: Maybe after the birth we could ask for a salty bath and see what happens. / Kel: That reminds me! We must leave for Leppiainen's tomorrow! / [[Pause]] / Kel: Jodoque, I've been an idiot. I put my baby at risk just to get rid of my nightmares... / [[Kel...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: {{Cover art for Night of the Dragon from 1993.}} / [[Kel, dressed in her finery, stands before the dragon.]] / {{The next two weeks' worth of Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan will feature a short story from 1993 - set in the year 993 - in which we see the circumstances of Kel's first meeting with a dragon. It's a...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Ragnarok and Tamlin talk inside their pit.]] / Caption: The next morning... / Ragnarok: Kel still hasn't come back... / Tamlin: I'm afraid th'dragon's got her. / Ragnarok: Not smart of her to go out, eh? / Tamlin: Hey, who wanted her to go get us some beer? / [[Tamlin and Ragnarok push open the lid of...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin: We have no choice but to go save Kel. / Atra: Legend says the dragon has a lair in the rocky mountains in the far north of Clwyd-Rhan. / Tamlin: Good. Let's go. / Ragnarok: Let's pack first. / [[The gang have packed and are on their way. Atra eats soap.]] / Tamlin: This reminds me of my youth....
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin: ... I slew a dragon. I remember it well. / Jake: Oh no! He's gonna talk about the old days! / Tamlin: It was green and had seven heads! Each on top of a huge neck! / Ragnarok: At least he can't fill Kel's head with lies now. / Jake: Heh. / [[Tamlin narrates. A younger, more athletic version of...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Tamlin and Ragnarok stand before the cave.]] / Tamlin: Dark in there. / Ragnarok: Go in then, hero! / Tamlin: One for fortitude? / Ragnarok: We're all out! / Tamlin: Time I saved Kel, Right? / Ragnarok: Yup. / Tamlin: OK... going in... / Tamlin: What a maze! / [[Kel speaks from off-panel. Tamlin...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel is dressed in expensive, exotic clothes and jewelry.]] / Tamlin: Kel! / Kel: Hi Tamlin! / Tamlin: Good to see you! Let's scram before the dragon sees us! / Kel: Why? / Tamlin: Dragon! / Kel: So? / [[Tamlin is startled by the appearance of the dragon, and makes a warding gesture.]] / Tamlin: GAK! / Kel:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Tamlin: Just like you to fall in love with a dragon who has kidnapped you against your will! / Kel: So? / [[Kel pets the dragon.]] / Kel: Don't be so quick to judge. His hideous exterior hides a sweet personality. / Tamlin: Sounds like you got syrup in the head, too. / Kel: I don't care! I love him! / Dragon:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Prince: How do you manage to lug it all about? / Kel: Hey! / Prince: Yeah? / Kel: Who are you? / Prince: Isn't it obvious? I am - was- an enchanted prince! / Kel: And now you're disenchanted, right? / Prince: Long ago, a witch turned me into a dragon! The spell could only be broken if a woman declared...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: ... that you seduced me out of pure self-interest? / Prince: Uh... / Kel: You bastard! RAT! / [[Kel walks away.]] / Tamlin: It would seem that a dragon is much more exciting than a common prince. / Tamlin: Kel... / [[Kel is putting her old dress back on.]] / Tamlin: Kel? / Kel: Tamlin, I feel...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Kel is in the dumps.]] / Kel: Everything I do is wrong. What'll I tell the others? They'll howl me down! / Tamlin: Hm... / [[Outside the Dragon's cave, Kel tells a completely inaccurate story about her rescue to Atra, Jake and Ragnarok. Tamlin beams.]] / Kel: You should have seen him! Even after the...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Geir Strøm and Jim Byrt. {{Guest strip no. 1 by Jim Byrt and Geir Strøm of Heather Blackhammer}} / [[Heather is awoken by a disembodied, ghostly voice belonging to Atra.]] / Atra: Oooooo... child of my blood... / Heather: Whut? / [[Heather is startled by the appearance of Atra's astral form. Her movement causes the cat to fall...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Mark Mekkes {{Guest strip no. 2 by Mark Mekkes of Zortic}} / [[Kel and Jodoque lie on the grass, looking at the sky.]] / Kel: Jodoque, what do you think stars are? / Jodoque: I don't know. / Jodoque: But wouldn't it be interesting if they were all individual worlds filled with people with their own struggles and...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Jamie Robertson {{Guest strip no. 3 by Jamie Robertson of Clan of the Cats}} / [[Chelsea and Kel are standing around a fire in the wood.]] / Chelsea: Hello, Kel. I want to thank you for helping me with this spell. / Kel: I'm glad to help out a fellow witch, Chelsea. / Kel: The only thing is we have to perform this spell...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Guest comic by Ron 'RDS' Victor {{Guest strip no. 4 by Ron "RDS" Victor of Akashic Oddities}} / [[A shrubbery is shown, cut into the shape of a heart.]] / [[Kel and Jodoque talk.]] / Kel: Did I ever mention I love you? / Jodoque: You... may have dropped a hint or two. / {{Ron is the artist and writer of Akashic Oddities. I don't know...
 

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