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| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kra and Kel, in one universe | Atra: Girls! We don't have time for this! We should, you know, focus on our goal! / [[Kel and Krakatoa fight girlishly.]]
/ Atra: Girls? Girls? / [[Guđrún has been tied to the slab.]]
/ Jake: Comfortable?
/ Guđrún: Mft w-wwy, thfnx. / Gnomian Ritual Priest: Just remember, it's all symbolic. The blade... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010630 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: ...And the flamethrower goes 'woof' | [[Jodoque turns on a spigot on the milk barrel.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010702 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The name of the Great Gourme is evoked. | [[Jodoque hides behind the large heavy rock that Von Kildenbusch is already behind.]] / Gnomian Ritual Priest: Ognoe, i namnr störgörma, sámnwealas offerándr annemes...
/ Subtitle: Now, in the name of the Great Gourme, may the Sacrifice of Common Cause be accepted. / [[Behind the bushes, Jodoque's flamethrower... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010703 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Whatwhatwhatwhatwhatwhat? | Jay: What what what what what what what
/ Carrie: Ssh! / Gnomian Ritual Priest: Slábr misvises! Tryllri Gĺr pĺ Fuţark-helveţir!
/ Subtitle: The slab is out of alignment! Our spell is spinning out of control! / [[The magic from the misdirected spell hits Atra, Kel and Krakatoa.]] / [[Jay, Carrie... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010704 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Confuzzelation. And alcoholisation. | Atra: What the hell was that?
/ Kel: Those birds... / Krakatoa: Some sort of spell... we really should pay more attention to what's going on around us...
/ Kel: Something isn't quite right about them... / [[In front of the house, Tamlin takes a sip of his goat's milk.]]
/ Tamlin: < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010705 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Endfulness. | Tamlin: Thishish da phinessht, mossht potent mead I'phe epher drungg!
/ Ragnarok: ?? / Krakatoa: Whatever it was, I'm sure we might as well call it quits.
/ Atra: Yeah. Making Tamlin drink again? What were we thinking? / Atra: I've half a mind to quit the stuff myself!
/ Krakatoa: Beer's pretty vile,... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010706 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Epiloguosity | [[Mags Corby speaks from inside an isolated house in the forest.]]
/ Mags: Carrie, Jay, listen up! / [[Jay and Carrie are still putting on their clothes.]]
/ Mags: I have no idea what that was about, but I know one thing... / Mags: ... Our masters expect a report, and they expect one that makes some... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010707 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | {{Note: I've been wanting to do this ever since I read the introduction to The Replacement God Volume One, which came out in 1997 and is one of my favorite fantasy graphic novels. In the foreword, author Zander Cannon discusses bad, derivative, generic fantasy, saying "... I couldn't justify coming out... http://rocr.net/?p=20010711 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Swimming... | {{Note: I've been wanting to do this ever since I read the introduction to The Replacement God Volume One, which came out in 1997 and is one of my favorite fantasy graphic novels. In the foreword, author Zander Cannon discusses bad, derivative, generic fantasy, saying "... I couldn't justify coming out... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010711 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Continued from previous. Kel tries to get away from the dolphin. It is showing its teeth.]] / [[Kel in foreground, dolphin in background, silhouetted.]] / [[The dolphin is very close to Kel now.]] / [[The dolphin passes Kel on her right.]] / [[The dolphin is approaching a group of nude women in... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010712 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | WAAAA! / Another one? / I've never even seen one of those creatures! / They're not here. Easy now. http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010713 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Your credentials are excellent, Mr. Davignon!
/ Impressive how many notables you know. However...
/ I would like to see you demonstrate your abilities! / This is today's bulletin. Please read it from the top. / Okay.
/ Ahem...
/ Start with the boing! http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010716 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Jodoque reads the sample bulletin.]]
/ Jodoque: Boiinngg! Six o'clock and all is well. This is the news... The west Saxon King Ethelred... / [[The Town Crier Network manager is speaking from off-panel.]]
/ Jodoque: ... has urged Clwyd-Rhan to make haste with the appointment of a new Archbishop...
/ Manager:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010717 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[The TCN manager is speaking from off-panel although his left hand is visible.]]
/ Manager: You have excellent volume. Now read these sample quotes and try to get the voices right. / Jodoque: Okay. Who shall I read first?
/ Manager: Try King Groy. / [[Jodoque makes a mad, grinning face.]]
/ Jodoque:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010718 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | TCN boss: You do know her! I thought you were just bluffing to pad your resume.
/ Jodoque: I can do the duke as well! / TCN boss: Oh, the duke never says anything worth repeating. Hmmm. Says here you were in a band of merry men. Pothelmus' gang? / Jodoque: No. Tamlin's.
/ TCN boss: You don't... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010719 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | TCN boss: Yeah, she's been in the news a lot lately.
/ Jodoque: What for? Tavern brawls? big orgies? Things catching on fire? Showers of fish? / TCN boss: No...nothing like that. Although some of our reporters have spontaneously combusted during interviews. We now send only women over sixty... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010720 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | Jodoque: Ooh, that's impressive!
/ TCN boss: ...And it's not just gadgets! That girl just can't stop thinking! / TCN boss: The treasury was very taken with one idea of hers: Very small taxes on things that you do every day, liking walking a public road. / Jodoque: Very small taxes...
/ TCN boss:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010723 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Balls! Balls everywhere! | [[Kel is polishing up a crystal ball. Jodoque comes home.]]
/ Kel: And? / [[Jodoque kisses Kel.]]
/ Jodoque: I got the job. But... did you know that Kra had become a famous inventor? / Kel: Uh, well... she dropped by today, bringing a bag of money... And... / [[Kel points at a large pile of crystal... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010724 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: A thousand crystal balls, to start with | Jodoque: Crystal balls?
/ Kel: Actually, they're glass balls containing a small quartz crystal. A lot cheaper than a real crystal ball. / Kel: Sanderon and Kra have gone through the normal blessing spell for crystal balls and simplified it so that a novice witch can make one of these babies work. Atra... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010725 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Microcephalic micromanagers | [[Jodoque has started work at the Town Crier Network. He is reading the news to a crowd.]]
/ Jodoque: Booiiing! Six o'Clock and all is well. The Central Office for Adding Up All Numbers says that the introduction of micro-taxes would have a microscopic effect on the micro-economic microcosm. / Jodoque:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010726 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: | [[Jodoque reads out a weather forecast.]]
/ Jodoque: ...warm and dry with the occasional naked faerie, followed by the mother of all thunderstorms in the evening. More at eight. / [[Jodoque and the journalist Julie relax after the reading.]]
/ Julie: Well done.
/ Jodoque: Thanks, Julie. Say, what was that... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010727 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Our weather soothsayer really knows his stuff! | [[Jodoque walks on a dirt road to the forest. He looks at a low-flying swallow going past him.]] / [[Jodoque is surprised by two naked faeries. They are green.]]
/ 1. Faerie: Booh!
/ 2. Faerie: Booh! / [[Jodoque walks on. The faeries flutter away.]]
/ Jodoque: Our weather soothsayer really knows his stuff!
/ Faeries:... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010730 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: There must be a more rational - NO! | Kel: Jodoque, have you heard? There's a dragon in the forest! / [[Atra is talking into a crystal ball.]]
/ Jodoque: Well, yeah. I announced it on the town crier network today. But how did you... Oh, nevermind.
/ Atra: What? Yer on yer broom? Oh! I'll call back later then!
/ Kel: Purrr / Kel: You know... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010731 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: She ... wants ... to ... WHAT? | Jodoque: What do you want to go and see a dragon for? / Kel: To sort out these nightmares I've been having. Dragons can... do things for you. / Kel: I've already packed. I'm leaving tonight to get this over with as soon as possible. / Jodoque: But Kel, look at you! ([[thinks]] Think, fool! Think!)... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010801 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Don't mess with pregnant Kel! | Kel: I'll survey from the air and... Honestly, what are you so worried about? / Jodoque: Well, now that you ask...
/ Kel: I know exactly what I'm doing! Don't even think of stopping me. I'm going, and I'm going... / [[Kel raises her fist in the air. Behind her, a thunderstorm breaks out.]]
/ Kel: TONIGHT!
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010802 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: THIS will make the dragon as sweet as a kitten. | [[Jodoque trudges through the wet forest ground.]] / Jodoque: So... what's in the box?
/ Kel: A gift for the dragon. / Jodoque: Gold?
/ Kel: Ha! A dragon will gladly take your gold and still devour you if it is feeling peckish. / [[Kel Kisses Jodoque goodbye.]]
/ Kel: THIS will make the dragon as sweet... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010803 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: By the time she comes back I'd better be able to show her a fire-breathing ... | [[Kel takes off on her broom. Jodoque stays behind.]]
/ Jodoque [[thinks]]: Why doesn't that reassure me at all? / Jodoque [[thinks]]: Anyway... By the time she comes back I'd better be able to show her a fire-breathing dragon! / Kel [[thinks]]: Still no sign of a dragon... And the weather isn't getting... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010806 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Well met, old crone! | [[Lightning.]]
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010807 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Red-and-yellow-eyed menace | [[The first bandit speaks off-panel. Kel stands motionless.]]
/ 1. Bandit: Now, if you'll just hand over that box, we probably won't... (Hold it! What's she doing?) / [[The first bandit speaks off-panel. Kel zaps loose the knot tying her luggage to her broom.]]
/ 1. Bandit: (Nevermind. She's cooperating.)... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010808 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: No! Not the toothless gag! | 1. Bandit: O-kay... So we made a mistake. But we're not impressed with your guesswork...witch... / [[The first bandit shows his teeth.]]
/ 1. Bandit: See? You weren't even right about us being toothle- / [[The first bandit gets a broom in his face. Teeth fly.]]
/ 1. Bandit: -mps.
/ < http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010809 |
| Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Geb fab hab! | [[Kel flies off while the bandit sits on his knees holding his hands to his mouth.]]
/ 1. Bandit: Grfrgh! Geb fab hab! / [[Kel swoops. The second bandit speaks off-panel.]]
/ 2. Bandit: Nevermind! We've got her box! / [[Kel dives towards the bandits who are examining Kel's box.]]
/ 2. Bandit: This had... http://rocr.net/index.php?p=20010810 |
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