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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Grovel [[The hooded men prostrate themselves before Kel. Jodoque and Tamlin return from their woodcutting work.]] / Kel: Something tells me I'm not going to like this. / Tamlin: What's up? / 1. Hooded Man: Your light shines brightly upon us... / 2. Hooded Man: Hey! She's knocked up! / 1. Hooded Man: Ssh! / 1. Hooded...
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Does it stink? Not as much as this poem does. Jodoque: Does it stink? / Kel: Not as much as this poem does. Listen. / [[Kel reads the poem.]] / Kel: "When earthbound force and manly might in ginger damsel do unite, a beaten blade divides the mind of him who robs his people blind... / [[Kel reads the poem, but is unable to contain her laughter.]] / Kel:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: But that doesn't mean that... / Man 1: 's that true? She's married? / Man 2: Ssh! / Man 1: 'cause it doesn't say so in the church records... / Kel: Oh, I'm married, alright. You know why? / Kel: Because I say so, that's why! / Kel: Understood? / Man 1: Yes! / Kel: Yes what? / Man 1: yes...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Next time, just ask for a donation. Now scram. Kel: You're monks, aren't you? From Lankin's Abbey. Take off your hoods. / [[The hooded conspirators take off their hoods.]] / Kel: Shouldn't have mentioned church records. Bastard cut your funding again? / [[The hoodless monks nod.]] / Kel: Next time, just ask for a donation. Now scram. / [[One...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Clerical Underground epilogue [[The document containing the prophecy lies in a puddle, its seal shining in the sunlight. A magpie chatters off-panel.]] / Magpie: Chac chac chac chac chac! Caw! / [[The magpie looks down from a tree.]] / [[The magpie takes flight.]] / [[The magpie alights near the document.]] / [[The magpie picks...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Corby Clan - Maiden, Older Witch and Mum? [[Atra, Krakatoa, and Kel are seated around a cauldron in the center of a pentagram, under a full moon.]] / Kel: So... are we a proper coven now?
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Corby Clan - Maiden, Older Witch and Mum? [[Atra, Krakatoa, and Kel are seated around a cauldron in the center of a pentagram, under a full moon.]] / Kel: So... are we a proper coven now?
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Corby Clan - Why's she averting her eyes like that? Atra: You mean that "maiden, mother and crone" stuff? Goodness, no. / Atra: I suppose it looks a bit like that. But you're not a mother yet. And I'm sure that young Krakatoa will agree that I'm not THAT old yet. Think of this meeting as...a conspiracy.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: The Corby Clan - Why's she averting her eyes like that? Atra: You mean that "maiden, mother and crone" stuff? Goodness, no. / Atra: I suppose it looks a bit like that. But you're not a mother yet. And I'm sure that young Krakatoa will agree that I'm not THAT old yet. Think of this meeting as...a conspiracy.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa: Fett! What are we conspiring for? / Krakatoa: To overthrow the king? No! To put a witch on the vacant archbishop's seat! Or - wait! / Krakatoa: To make Duchess Guðrún divorce the duke and marry the king so that the monarchy- / Atra: No. Not even close. / Atra: What we're...
 
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Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Krakatoa is walking away]] / Kel: Let us bring you up to date about Tamlin! / [[Scene flashback to The Weakest Lunkhead, while Atra narrates]] / Atra: A few months ago, I had a bright idea to force Tamlin to stop drinking. / Atra: With the help of the witch Biddy Robertson, an old friend, I gave...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa: Come on! Do you expect me to believe that "Both Barrels" Tamlin, winner of the All-Celtic Drinking Championship for five years running, has sobered up? Pull the other one! / Kel: We've underestimated him. We've tried to tempt him, but... / Atra: Excuse me? / Atra: How do you know about...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Carrie: Something about a witch queen. / Mags: Ooh! Maybe we'll learn something after all. / Carrie: Hush! / Krakatoa: Surely he has a cache of... / Kel: Sht! / Krakatoa: What? / Kel: Something in those bushes. / Mag and Carrie: Chac-chac-chac-chac-chac / Kel: Bird. / Kel: Nevermind.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Mags: Phew. That was close. / Carrie: Ca-whoot! She's perceptive, that girl. / Carrie: Powerful, too. You think she's elvish? / Mags: She looks it! / Krakatoa: Okay! If... / Krakatoa: For argument's sake, if... / Krakatoa: And it's a big "if", Tamlin has gone sober... / Krakatoa: WHAT THE...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: The problem is that now that he is dry, Tamlin has become... / Atra: ...A complete bastard! / [[Atra narrates]] / Atra: He sulks and mopes, picking fights with us and Jake and Ragna all the time... / [[Atra narrates]] / Atra: The other day there was a farmer over to discuss the lease of some...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kel: And this guy had been really helpful! He'd even brought a vat of manure at Jodoque's request... / Krakatoa: ? / Krakatoa: What does Jodoque need a vat of manure for? / Atra: Uh...some sort of experiment. He wouldn't say. / Kel: It's a steel vat so I'm staying away from it. / Mags: Now it...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jake: DHTR TÚO NÀKNFRÚR I’ STRÚKNR. *) / Translation: There's two naked chicks in those bushes. / Gnomian Ritual Priest: GHRTÚLR FINTÚNSANSR MNR MÒNR-ONR-DÚANHR HRAÚKR-PTUY HLR’NTE. *) / Translation: Congratulations on your finely-honed senses, but we've got to perform the Hrawk-Ptooie...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Jay: But but but, why are we watching those women in the first place? It's not as if - I mean they aren't - / Carrie: One sentence at a time, please, Jay. / Jay: Well why? / Carrie: They were talking about a conspiracy, so we figured - / Jay: No! No! Our orders were to watch a gathering of gnomes!...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gnomian Ritual Priest: SIÞAN FØRSTDÓAR, YAGVILL ÚTLEGGAN UNSR DOLR FULLIGERE. / Translation: Since you're both doing this for the first time, I will explain our purpose more fully... / Gnomian Ritual Priest: W’RG-SPLÚT. / Translation: For five years, King Groy of Clwyd-Rhan has been in a state...
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Carrie: That's our chaps alright! / Jay: They're too close! We should change! Right now! / Mags: I don't like this a bit. Hiding from two groups at a time. / Gnomian Ritual Priest: GNÖMNASHISH SOM SPIONR NODR HRFASTOPP. DTNODR GNÖMNTRANSPORTPROTOCOLLR FOR ON-GETAN HÞR NYFORRADR. / Translation:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Gnomian Ritual Priest: USR, DET WÚRKR MED AKTION-VEDAKTION. ITÍMR, VI VEDKOPLR SAMNSVERISK KREFT I SAMNSVERINGR FRADET DET ANFENGR. / Carrie: Speak Clwydian, futharkheads! / Translation: Normally, this is a process of action and reaction. This time, we'll feed back conspiracy energy into the process...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: So. Doomed. Mags: W-w-w- wuh- / Mags: W-w-w- wuh- / Jay: That's Duchess Guðrún, that is! / Mags: We. / Mags: Are. / Mags: Doomed.
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Kcccchhk! Carry: What? / Mags: That woman is the most powerful witch in all of Clwyd-Rhan! / Mags: If she notices us... Kccchhk! / Carry: And those three other witches? / Mags: Hey, they're all in league. They'd hand us over to her in no time! / Mags: Right now, all we can do is sit very / Mags: Very / Mags:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Panning out Krakatoa: Perhaps another nightmare would... / Atra: Oh no! No way! / Gnomian Ritual Priest: Kálmr med slábr! / [[Jodoque and the Alchemist Theophrastus von Kildenbusch arrive on the scene. Jodoque is carrying a large metal milk barrel.]] / Jodoque: Thanks again for helping me out, Mr. von Kildenbusch....
 
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Did I mention Jodoque's sudden interest in dung? [[Jodoque puts down the large metal drum.]] / Jodoque: Oof! / Jodoque: My last trial with the fermenting manure was a fiasco! It went "Fut"! / Von Kildenbusch: Must've made a good stink though. / Jodoque: Anyway, this mix should at least give me enough pressure. No more messing around with pumps! / Von...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Focus on our goal! [[A Gnomian infiltrator stands guard outside King Groy's palace. He is thinking to himself.]] / Infiltrator [[thinks]]: I think... It's about time... / Infiltrator [[thinks]]: Focus on our goal. I want, I want... for the King to remain subdued. / [[The King wakes up from his fevered dreams, sweating.]] / Infiltrator...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: [[Tamlin is chopping wood]] / Tamlin: Pfooie! / Ragna: C'mon, sit down. Have a drink. / Ragna: You've lost weight, you know. / Tamlin: Well, someone here had to. What's this stuff? / Ragna: Extract of chamomile with honey. / Tamlin: You haven't put anything in it, have you? / Ragna: ...No! Why? / Tamlin:...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: We're glad too Jake: We've aligned the Slab of Common Direction with the Palace. / Guðrún: Right. Let's get to it. / Subtitle: Vihár fatt slábr av samnsakr forrá vísr palátzr. / Jake: First, here are your props. Put them on. The veil, symbolising discretion... / Jake: The handcuffs symbolising unity. Here, let...
Webcomic Rogues of Clwyd-Rhan: Krakatoa: We'd need to break his will. What would be the best thing to tempt him with? / Atra: Beer. We've tried it. / Krakatoa: O-kay... Can't we put something in whatever he drinks now? / Kel: Uh... / Atra: Kel put gin in his goat's milk. Tamlin caught her, and now he's extra alert. / Krakatoa: Typical....
 

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