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| today is a beautiful day | T-Rex: Today is a beautiful day to be stomping on things! As a dinosaur, stomping on things is the best part of my day, indeed! / T-Rex: *gasp* / T-Rex: What's that, little house? You wish you were back in your own time? THAT IS TOO BAD FOR YOU / T-Rex: Perhaps you too will get a stomping, little girl!
/ Utahraptor: WAIT! / Utahraptor: Is stomping really the answer to your problem(s)?
/ T-Rex: Problem(s)? / T-Rex: My only problem(s) have to do with you interrupting my stomping!
/ T-Rex: (in small text) crazy utahraptor! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1 |
| a rare pleasure indeed | T-Rex: With that Utahraptor out of the way I feel better! A rare pleasure indeed, to have your problems put behind you and the future full of promise! / T-Rex: Imagine if that Utahraptor slipped in the shower? / T-Rex: He'd certainly wish he'd stomped the soap out of the way (much as I now stomp this little house) as he passed on!
/ T-Rex: Perhaps in his last moments, the irony of the situation - from my perspective - would become evident. / T-Rex: Yes, I will freely enjoy stomping more now that he is gone!
/ Utahraptor: Stop! / T-Rex: You?
/ Utahraptor: You have retreated too far into the realm of fantasy and have forgotten that I did not in fact expire in the shower! / T-Rex: I must guard against such self-absorption in the future!
/ T-Rex: I GUESS THERE IS A LESSON HERE FOR US ALL! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2 |
| i feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism | T-Rex: I feel today that my actions will be charged with symbolism. / T-Rex: *gasp* / T-Rex: As a male, I take on the position of the Everyman - with the latter syllable perhaps the most important from our post-Feminist perspective. The house clearly represents repressed femininity, at once recalling the blissful days of the past, while reminding us of their fundamental injustices. My action in destroying the house remains a puzzling enigma. / T-Rex: The emphasis on male oppression is continued as I stand poised to crush this woman beneath my man-foot.
/ Utahraptor: No! / Utahraptor: I've always seen you more as representing the essential struggle between man and his darker half.
/ T-Rex: Oh, that is a part of it, to be sure. / T-Rex: ...but the desires of my darker nature manifest themselves as misogyny! Surely that must enter into your analysis! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=3 |
| lesbians! | T-Rex: I had a friend (female) who dated her roommate (also female). / T-Rex: Lesbians! / T-Rex: Of course there's always a danger when you go down the 'date-the-person-you-live-with' road.
/ The House: oh baby i'm so glad we already live together and now are in a relationship; it's bound to make things smooth and not at all awkward. / T-Rex: They broke up a week later and still had to live together.
/ Utahraptor: The sting of failed romance!
/ Utahraptor: I know it well. / Utahraptor: I too have consummated my love for my roommate of the same gender. Now when I see him (quite often, as it turns out), there is a tension that hurts me.
/ Utahraptor: Right here. / Narrator: LATER
/ T-Rex: !
/ T-Rex: I was his roommate. http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=4 |
| extraordinary claims | T-Rex: The realization that I've had a homosexual affair with the Utahraptor THAT I CANNOT REMEMBER AT ALL profoundly disturbs me. How could I forget such a thing? / T-Rex: I wonder what it was like? Maybe I was really good! / T-Rex: Or MAYBE he's making the whole thing up! That would explain why I don't remember it.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
/ T-Rex: Yes! Thank you! / T-Rex: I feel alot better about the whole thing now.
/ Utahraptor: But I have proof! / T-Rex: You?
/ T-Rex: What manner of proof have you?
/ Utahraptor: uh
/ Utahraptor: well
/ Utahraptor: i know that it's green / T-Rex: *gasp* http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=5 |
| a flashback and a poem | T-Rex: Knowing that the Utahraptor and I have had an illicit affair has put a new spin on our relation. I hope the easy camaraderie we share will not be lost. / T-Rex: I also hope I was the one who ended it. / Narrator: THREE YEARS AGO
/ T-Rex: What about all the good times we shared? How can you be so cold-blooded? Or was that a lie too?
/ Dromiceiomimus: I I'm sorry / T-Rex: That was indeed a difficult breakup. I'd prefer to be the person ending it, given the choice!
/ Utahraptor: *ahem* / T-Rex: Eh?
/ Utahraptor: I just wanted to say that I will always treasure the short time we spent together, and I hope that in time you will understand how I feel. / T-Rex (thinking): It's such a little thing to weep, so short a thing to sigh; And yet by trades the size of these We men and women die! - Emily Dickinson http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=6 |
| an educational installment | T-Rex: Anyway, I've had enough of that Utahraptor and his ilk. I don't care what he thinks we did!
/ T-Rex: What I do care about is vitamin B12! / Narrator: VITAMIN B12
/ NArrator: an educational installment / Dromiceiomimus: Vitamin B12: What is it?
/ T-Rex: Vitamin B12, also called cobalamin, is important to good health.
/ T-Rex: It helps maintain healthy nerve and red blood cells, and is also needed to make DNA, the genetic material in all cells. Vitamin B12 is bound to the protein in food. / Utahraptor: What foods provide vitamin B12?
/ T-Rex: Beef liver, fish, eggs, and milk, among others. / Utahraptor: What is the health risk of too much vitamin B12?
/ T-Rex: Vitamin B12 has a very low potential for toxicity. / T-Rex: Vegetarians who do not eat meats, fish, eggs, milk or milk products are at high risk of developing a vitamin B12 deficiency!
/ T-Rex: Individuals with stomach and small intestinal disorders may not absorb enough vitamin B12 from food to maintain healthy body stores. http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=7 |
| if you call that living! | T-Rex: I have thought of the snappiest comeback ever! All I have to do is trick that Utahraptor into telling me what he'd like to make a living doing, if he had a choice. Then I can say:
/ T-Rex: "Well, sure..." / T-Rex: "If you call that 'living'!" / T-Rex: He will be so shocked! I expect this "zinger" to go down in history as the best example of its kind ever!
/ T-Rex: Stomping a few buildings and women should get his attention... / Utahraptor: Stop stomping on things!
/ T-Rex: Only if you answer me a question! / T-Rex: If you could do anything to make a living, what would it be?
/ Utahraptor: I have always wanted to be a doctor; they are so honourable in my mind and do so much for people in need.
/ Utahraptor: So much.
/ Utahraptor: They are the most pure and untouched example of "good" that I can imagine. Furthermore... / Narrator: LATER...
/ T-Rex: ... if you call that "living!" http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=8 |
| not being a utahraptor! | T-Rex: Ok, so that last joke didn't work so well. But wait till he hears this one! I'll say "You know what's great?" / T-Rex: "Not being a Utahraptor!" / T-Rex: That's what he is! That's why it is such a good joke! Do you get it?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Yeah it just seems, I don't know... a little racist.
/ T-Rex: What? You're crazy! / Utahraptor: I heard you were making racist jokes?!
/ T-Rex: Uh, no! But while you're here.. / T-Rex: You know what's great?
/ Utahraptor: Not being a T-Rex
/ T-Rex: No! Not being a Utahrapt- / T-Rex: God damn it! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=9 |
| utaught me how to be a stupid jerk! | T-Rex: I have felt the harsh sting of my own racial joke turned against me! Luckily, I've been saving a joke for just such an occasion. / T-Rex: All of those hours of thinking up insults for hypothetical enemies has finally paid off! / T-Rex: So, my racist joke somehow backfired on me.
/ Dromeciomimus: I hope that's the last time you ever say that sentence.
/ T-Rex: Well, I've made up my own joke to get him today. All I need to do is "find that Utahraptor!" / T-Rex: I hope the Utahraptor is around here somewhere! My legs are giving tired.
/ Utahraptor: I'm behind you. / T-Rex: There you are! Knock, knock.
/ Utahraptor: Who's there?
/ T-Rex: Utah.
/ Utahraptor:*sigh* Utah who?
/ T-Rex: Utaught me how to be a stupid jerk! / T-Rex: And I was a very good student!
/ Utahraptor: Do you even listen to yourself?
/ T-Rex: No, but-- see, I learned it from you! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=10 |
| pointing out the failures of others | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for pointing out the failures of others! / T-Rex: I will consider it as a public service! / T-Rex: To begin: your house is too small and your car is slightly out of scale! And you! Your colouring is improbable! / T-Rex: You, tiny woman, are too tiny and also lack personality!
/ Utahraptor: I'm not a woman! / T-Rex: My comments were addressed to the young lady beneath my foot; you were not their intended target.
/ Utahraptor: My apologies. / T-Rex: You have difficulty discerning to whom I am speaking! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=11 |
| happy valentine's day with two comics | T-Rex: Imagine if we had a beach ball to kick around!
/ T-Rex: It would be so much fun! / Imaginary T-Rex: woo! party! [[T-Rex is imagining himself holding a beach ball, he looks so happy]] / Imaginary T-Rex: catch!
/ Imaginary Utahraptor: ha ha! [[both Utahraptor and T-Rex are being imagined by T-Rex]]
/ T-Rex: So! I intend to find a beach ball! Do you know where they are kept?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Sorry!
/ T-Rex: Maybe stomping this house will refresh your memory! / Utahraptor: I know where you could find a beach ball!
/ T-Rex: [[Thinks about a beach ball, really excited]]
/ T-Rex: Where? / Utahraptor: Ha ha, I was just pulling your leg. I don't actually care for beach balls.
/ Utahraptor: Or you, for that matter! / T-Rex [[thought]]: Another rejected overture towards friendship...
/ T-Rex [[thought]]: I really need to get inside his head! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=12 |
| happy valentine's day with two comics | T-Rex: Imagine if we had a beach ball to kick around!
/ T-Rex: It would be so much fun! / Imaginary T-Rex: woo! party! [[T-Rex is imagining himself holding a beach ball, he looks so happy]] / Imaginary T-Rex: catch!
/ Imaginary Utahraptor: ha ha! [[both Utahraptor and T-Rex are being imagined by T-Rex]]
/ T-Rex: So! I intend to find a beach ball! Do you know where they are kept?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Sorry!
/ T-Rex: Maybe stomping this house will refresh your memory! / Utahraptor: I know where you could find a beach ball!
/ T-Rex: [[Thinks about a beach ball, really excited]]
/ T-Rex: Where? / Utahraptor: Ha ha, I was just pulling your leg. I don't actually care for beach balls.
/ Utahraptor: Or you, for that matter! / T-Rex [[thought]]: Another rejected overture towards friendship...
/ T-Rex [[thought]]: I really need to get inside his head! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=12 |
| a shocking discovery | T-Rex: I wonder if I'm the only one that feels as if he isn't living up to his own potential?
/ T-Rex: As a dinosaur, I mean. / T-Rex: It's time to live this day... TO THE MAX! / T-Rex: RARGH! I am getting the most out of destroying this tiny log cabin!
/ T-Rex: It's been nice weather too!
/ T-Rex: My mouth has a nice fresh taste in it this morning!
/ T-Rex: Skin is not too itchy! / T-Rex: I am looking forward to a gooey feeling beneath my feet! Soon!
/ Utahraptor: Another day lived to the MAX? / T-Rex: That is the plan!
/ Utahraptor: Wouldn't you get more out of your days if you spend less time destroying and more time considering YOUR SOUL? / T-Rex: Dinosaurs have souls?! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=13 |
| destruction is the natural response | T-Rex: Forget it! All these personal revelations have left me baffled, disoriented. Values are baseless and nothing can be known or communicated!
/ T-Rex: I believe this is called "nihilism". / T-Rex: When we abandon illusions, life is revealed as nothing! It is nothing short of absurd! / T-Rex: There is no objective order to the world: all values are baseless and reasoning is impotent!
/ T-Rex: Destruction is the natural response to such a metaphysical collapse!
/ T-Rex: GoodBYE, house! / T-Rex: It is futile to do one's best in an absurd world!
/ Utahraptor: Wait! / Utahraptor: IS it not true that a "cheerful nihilism" can carry the day, distinguished by an easy-going acceptance of meaninglessness? There is no need for such physical and psychological destruction.
/ Utahraptor: Consider that! / T-Rex: If we accept that all perspectives are equally non-binding, then intellectual or moral arrogance will determine which perspective has precedence!
/ T-Rex: MY APOCALYPTIC TENOR HAS NOT BEEN DISPELLED! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=14 |
| cornwall | T-Rex: I've got a question: who the hell goes to Cornwall? / T-Rex: Seriously! / T-Rex: Who the hell goes to Cornwall?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Seriously, who does that? / Utahraptor: Who the hell goes to Cornwall?
/ T-Rex: I know! / T-Rex + Utahraptor: Who the hell goes to Cornwall? / T-Rex: Seriously! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=15 |
| compressed film comics I | Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS
/ Narrator: TODAY'S FILM: JURASSIC PARK
/ T-Rex: Sweet! / T-Rex: Ooh! I get to be the T-Rex! / Narrator: SOMEWHERE ON A PACIFIC ISLAND..
/ T-Rex: Rawr! I represent nature and cannot be controlled! Watch as I destroy this house, representing humanity's folly!
/ Dromiceiomimus: I too represent nature, but rather its nurturing aspect!
/ House: Save us from the monsters we have created and were foolish enough to think we could control! / Utahraptor: Mankind was foolish to unleash us upon the world! Who are they to play God?
/ T-Rex: You said it!
/ Woman: This is Unix! I know this! / Utahraptor: Also, I and you as well represent the threat of castration. Recall that the raptors were introduced with the image of a fossilized claw being used to 'geld' the curious boy. Reading the dinosaurs as Woman (and recall that all the dinosaurs were cloned female) it appears that the message of the film is that femininity is dangerous and must be repressed! / T-Rex: Rawr! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=16 |
| destruction justified via science | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for taking control of my life! No longer will I allow myself to be pushed around (by random chance or otherwise)! / T-Rex: My old push-over self is extinct - now I'm a self-motivated dynamo! / T-Rex: Stupid log cabin in my way! Prepare to be returned to the ground! Entropy is always increasing!
/ Dromiceiomimus: You justify your destruction via science?
/ T-Rex: You shut up! Don't try to push me around! / T-Rex: You too are in my way, little woman!
/ Utahraptor: No she's not! You're in her way! / T-Rex: What did you say?
/ Utahraptor: I said, maybe you should stop being such a jerk! / T-Rex: Maybe you should stop being a jerk also!
/ T-Rex: Maybe THAT! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=17 |
| relationships take time and effort | T-Rex: Man... after what happened yesterday, I guess there is a certain tension between myself and the Utahraptor. Well, I'm going to make sure that tension ends... / T-Rex: ... right now! / T-Rex: Hey, do you know how I could stop the Utahraptor from not being friends with me?
/ Dromiceiomimus- Maybe if you stopped stomping on things - that seems to annoy him more than anything else.
/ T-Rex: Forget it! Stomping is who I am!
/ < http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=18 |
| i don't like where this one is going | T-Rex: Man, I totally blew it yesterday with the Utahraptor. Why did I make a joke about his mom? / T-Rex: Why oh why did I make a joke about his mom? / T-Rex: Hey, I need some more advice. How can I apologise to the Utahraptor for saying that I had sex with his mom last night?
/ Dromiceiomimus: You didn't.
/ T-Rex: Yeah... I kinda shouted it after him.
/ T-Rex: Three times.
/ Dromiceiomimus: Man. Well, here's what you have to do... / Utahraptor: Don't you take a day off? Quit stomping on things!
/ T-Rex: now's my chance! / T-Rex: Uh - well, what I want to say is that I'm sorry I said I had sex with your Mom last night. I actually didn't have sex with anyone last night.
/ T-Rex: Or ever, for that matter.
/ Utahraptor: WHAT?
/ Utahraptor: What about us?! / T-Rex: I can't help it if I can't remember it!
/ Utahraptor: And I can't help it if you are a stupid dinosaur! I wish I never met you!
/ T-Rex: oh, give me a BREAK! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=19 |
| two weeks later... | Narrator: TWO WEEKS LATER...
/ T-Rex: After all the crazy adventures in sexy exciting locales we've had over the past two weeks, it seems that the Utahraptor and I are friends again! / T-Rex: It's been a memorable two weeks indeed! / T-Rex: Do you recall a few days ago, when we had that hilarious conversation?
/ Dromiceiomimus: I thought I would die laughing!
/ T-Rex: It was good times! / T-Rex: So many memories of the past two weeks...
/ Utahraptor: Hey, good buddy! / T-Rex: How are you?
/ Utahraptor: Great! AND, I finally thought of the perfect answer to the question you asked me, two week ago!
/ T-Rex: Oh?
/ Utahraptor: "No"! / T-Rex: [thinking] Genius! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=20 |
| compressed film comics II | Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS
/ Narrator: TODAY'S FILM:
/ Narrator: BACK TO THE FUTURE
/ T-Rex: Awesome! I get to be Marty!
/ T-Rex: "This is heavy"! / T-Rex: First things's first! We have to travel back in time to 1955! / NARRATOR: Saturday, November 5th, 1955
/ T-Rex: That was easy!
/ T-Rex: Ok, I've got to make sure my parents meet, otherwise I'll be erased... from existence!
/ Dromiceiomimus: But the Delorean needs power for the flux capacitor: 1.21 jigawatts worth!
/ T-Rex: Oh no! Am I to be trapped in the 50s forever? / T-Rex: My only hope is to get them to kiss at the "Enchantment Under the Sea" dance!
/ Utahraptor: Hey, butthead! / Utahraptor: Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here?
/ T-Rex: I will, assuming lightning strikes the clock tower at exactly 10:04 p.m.! / T-Rex: I made it back to good old 1985. But now Doc is back - back FROM the future! And he's talking about my kids!
/ T-Rex: Something's got to be done about my kids!
/ Narrator: [in Back to the Future font] TO BE CONTINUED http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=21 |
| awkward moments | T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for people volunteering unwanted personal information about themselves!
/ T-Rex: Should be awkward! / Narrator: AWKWARD MOMENTS COMICS / Dromiceiomimus: You know, I've never really been comfortable with being a vegetarian Dromiceiomimus.
/ T-Rex: Oh.
/ T-Rex: I see.
/ T-Rex: [thinking] Hmm... that was KIND of awkward. / Utahraptor: Hey, I had a dream about you last night, only you had my mother's body, and, um-
/ Utahraptor: Father's genitals. / Utahraptor: Uh / Narrator: LATER...
/ T-Rex: Wow...
/ T-Rex: That was awkward! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=22 |
| comics for the easily confused | T-Rex: I have received complaints. Apparently I can be difficult to follow, and sometimes people get confused.
/ T-Rex: I hope that will not be the case today, with... / Narrator: COMICS FOR THE EASILY CONFUSED
/ T-Rex: I will go for a walk and talk about the weather. / T-Rex: Nice weather today, isn't it?
/ Dromiceiomimus: Yes, the weather has been very nice lately.
/ Narrator: The two dinosaurs are talking about the weather. / Utahraptor: Hello. Would you like to hear a joke about dinosaurs?
/ T-Rex: Yes. / Utahraptor: Here is a joke about dinosaurs: What makes more noise than one dinosaur?
/ T-Rex: What?
/ Utahraptor: Two dinosaurs! / T-Rex: I get it!
/ Narrator: Two dinosaurs would make more noise than one dinosaur.
/ Narrator: If you are still confused, re-read this comic and I will things for you again. http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=23 |
| i have to say i love you, in a song | T-Rex: Everytime I tried to tell you / T-Rex: the words / T-Rex: just came out wrong / T-Rex: So, I have to say I love you / T-Rex: IN A SONG! / T-Rex: What? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=24 |
| dreams | T-Rex: I dreamed last night that I was sleeping in av ery tiny car.
/ T-Rex: When I woke up, my arms were sore! / T-Rex: True story! / T-Rex: But of course I don't try to read too much into that...
/ T-Rex: It was probably just some random neurons firing in my brain!
/ Narrator: a very tiny car... COINCIDENCE? What does it all mean? / Utahraptor: I had a crazy dream once!
/ T-Rex: Do tell! / Utahraptor: I had this dream where I was playing basketball with Bill Cosby.
/ Utahraptor: He kicked my ass! / T-Rex: Good Lord!
/ T-Rex: How is it that I have the same dream...
/ T-Rex: EVERY NIGHT? http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=25 |
| reuters article | Narrator: Sept. 6th, 1999: "A new series of fossilized dinosaur tracks was discovered today near Drumheller, in Alberta, Canada. The tracks appear to be those of a fully grown / Narrator: Tyrannosaurus Rex / Narrator: but paleontologists are confused as to the origin of what appear to be fossilized wood fragments contained within, and scattered just beneath the footprint record. / Narrator: These remarkable tracks are joined by those of an adult Utahraptor who apparently stopped and / Narrator: stood face to face with the T-Rex (one almost wants to speculate that the two were engaged in sparkling conversation) before returning the way he came... / Narrator: The tracks seem well-travelled, as if these two dinosaurs met on a daily basis." - Reuters News Service http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=26 |
| i see all my relationships in economic terms | Narrator: "THE MEASURE OF A MAN"
/ Narrator: A CAUTIONARY TALE
/ Narrator: TOLD VIA DINOSAUR PROXY / Narrator: PART ONE / T-Rex: I see all of my relations in economic terms! You provide value to me by providing me a "sounding board" for my ideas, and also (potentially) as a mate!
/ T-Rex: Conversely, this house provides no value to me, and my relation with it is understandably strained!
/ Dromiceiomimus: please leave me be / T-Rex: You too provide no value to me, young woman! That is why I stomp you with impunity.
/ Utahraptor: Hold it! / Utahraptor: Does not seeing everything through the lens of economics ultimately reduce all relationships, in fact all of life, to mere line items on a hypothetical statement of earnings? / T-Rex: Shit! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=27 |
| the portrait of a dinosaur in crisis | Narrator: "THE MEASURE OF A MAN"
/ Narrator: A CAUTIONARY TALE
/ Narrator: TOLD VIA DINOSAUR PROXY / Narrator: PART TWO / T-Rex: I can't believe that I didn't see that obvious flaw in my new philosophy!*
/ T-Rex: I've got to start thinking these things through.
/ T-Rex: Wait - that's it!
/ * see last ish! -Ed. / T-Rex: From now on I will be pensive, considerate. I will be a reflective and thoughtful T-Rex!
/ T-Rex: Oh? / T-Rex: Yes, I am a new, more thoughtful dinosaur.
/ Utahraptor: Really! How much thought did you put into stepping on that woman just now?*
/ * last panel! -Ed. / T-Rex: He's right!
/ T-Rex: Is this the portrait...
/ T-Rex: ... of a dinosaur in crisis?
/ Narrator: TAKE HEED
/ Narrator: fin http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=28 |
| choose your own adventure: dinosaurus rex | Narrator: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
/ Narrator: YOU'RE THE STAR OF THE STORY! CHOOSE FROM 2 POSSIBLE ENDINGS!
/ Narrator: DINOSAURUS REX / Narrator: You are a T-Rex, undisputed King of the Dinosaurs. You are out stomping when you see a log cabin! Turn to panel 2. / Narrator: As you walk up to the cabin, you notice there are other dinosaurs here. Nearby there is a small Dromiceiomimus, watching. Off in the distance you see what looks like a large Utahraptor. Utahraptors were the natural enemies of your species. A meeting might lead to conflict. Do you want to try your luck in an encounter with the Utahraptor? Turn to panel 4. If you think it's better to play it safe, turn to panel 3. / Narrator: You turn to run away, but the Utahraptor chases you! Luckily, you end up becoming friends and live happily ever after. THE END / Narrator: As you approach, you realize that the Utahraptor is friendly! The two of you begin a conversation. Things are going well until he starts to point out flaws in your philosophical beliefs! No matter, I'll shout something clever after him. Turn to panel 5. Forget it! I'm leaving. Escape to panel 3. / Narrator: Before you can say anything, a giant meteor strikes the earth! The impact wipes out 65% of all life on the planet, including your own. Better luck next time! THE END http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=29 |
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