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you're the world-renowned authority on you	T-Rex: I just realized: I'm almost certainly the one person who knows me the best! This has many implications... / T-Rex: For one, it means if I think I'm awesome, no-one can dispute it because I'm the authority! / T-Rex: This is great! I intend to make all sorts of pronouncements about myself, pronouncements... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=243
these inappropriate games are tearing me apart	T-Rex: I have been secretly programming in my spare time! What's more, I have completed my first game. I call it... / T-Rex: "Monkey Whore!" / T-Rex: Like all my work, the exclaimation mark belongs in the title. It's that exciting a game! / Dromeceiomimus: What do you do in "Monkey Whore!"? / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=244
the evolution of social graces	Narrator: ORIGINALLY: / T-Rex: Who cares about feelings? / T-Rex: I tell it like it is! / Narrator: THE EVOLUTION OF SOCIAL GRACES / Narrator: VICTORIAN TIMES: / T-Rex: My lady, wouldst thou be so kind as to prepare me my dinner and birth me my babies? / Dromiceiomimus: Good sir, my heart is aflutter!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=245
the sex scene	T-Rex: I have finished a new novel! This is my best novel yet, for the simple reason that it includes one critical aspect: / T-Rex: A sex scene! / Dromiceiomimus: You wrote a sex scene? / T-Rex: Yep! It's HOT, if I do say so myself! / Dromiceiomimus: But what if someone you know reads it? What if your... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=246
the ultimate personification of society	T-Rex: Today I am not going to make any decision, except for this decision, just now, not to make any decisions! / T-Rex: This is great! I can't be held responsible for my actions! / Narrator: SOON: / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, should I stomp this house FAST, or should I stomp this house SLOW? / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=247

houston, we have a problem	Narrator: ENTHUSIASTIC USE OF OUTDATED CATCH-PHRASES COMICS / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex: Hey, Dromiceiomimus! These people in this house, you know what they're saying? / Dromiceiomimus: Huh? What? / T-Rex: "Houston, we have a problem!" / T-Rex: Ha ha ha! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=248
philosophy comics i and ii	Narrator: PHILOSOPHY COMICS / T-Rex: We can't trust our senses! The entire world could be an illusion! / T-Rex: Oh well. It doesn't really matter either way, I suppose. / Dromiceiomimus: Are we still on for dinner? / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: PHILOSOPHY COMICS II / Utahraptor: T-Rex! Science tells... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=249
i dunno, it always worked for me	T-Rex: With new understandings coming from the field of Science, we no longer have to give God all the credit for creating the Universe! / T-Rex: It's great! / T-Rex: In the past, we did not have a very good understanding of our world, and so attributing storms and such to God made sense. / T-Rex: But... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=250
comics in which matters take a sudden turn for the worse (and zombies!)	Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH MATTERS TAKE A SUDDEN TURN FOR THE WORSE / T-Rex: Well, I'm perfectly content! / T-Rex: Yes indeed, life is good! / T-Rex: Wait - what's this? / T-Rex: A growth on my leg? / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: COMIC IN WHICH THE DEAD COME BACK TO LIFE TO HARASS THE LIVING / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=251
i'ma gonna be a superhero	T-Rex: I've decided that I will put my tremendous height, strength, abilities, intellect, and colour to good use! / T-Rex: I will become... / T-Rex: A superhero! / T-Rex: First I need a secret identity, but I've already god that. Then I need an origin story, but I can figure that out later. What's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=252

handshaking classiness	T-Rex: I have heard of the perfect way for one, and all of ones friends to be the classiest group of people ever! / T-Rex: How to appear to be classy! / T-Rex: The secret is the HANDSHAKE. If you greet all of your friends with a handshake, then, WITHOUT FAIL, people will start commenting on how classy... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=253
valentine's day comics	Narrator: VALENTINE'S DAY COMICS / T-Rex: Valentine's Day?! / T-Rex: Oh no! / T-Rex: I need to find myself a Valentine, STAT! / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, I was hoping I'd run into you! Would you be my Valentine? / T-Rex: Aww! Of course I'll be your Valentine, Dromiceiomimus! / T-Rex and Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=254
musavada veramani sikkhapadam samadiyami	T-Rex: I have recently discovered a new philosophical system of beliefs! / T-Rex: Buddhism! / T-Rex: Buddhism allows me to forgo material things. / T-Rex: All I have to do is sit around all day and think, then I become enlightened! / T-Rex: It is a sweet deal. / T-Rex: Truly, Buddhism is the way for... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=255
maybe HE didn't	T-Rex: You know how sometimes you wonder what your life would be like, if only you made some decisions differently? / T-Rex: Well, I intend to find out! / T-Rex: It'll be great! I'll move to a new town and START OVER. Then every chance I have, I'll make the other decision: the one I didn't make... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=256
having a propensity to the overuse of lengthy language	T-Rex: I have finally decided to add another word to my List of Favourite Words! / T-Rex: The word? / T-Rex: Sesquipedalian! / T-Rex: The reason this word is so great is that it means "given to the overuse of long words" and it itself is a long word! / T-Rex: i can't get enough! / Utahraptor: So - what?... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=257

hilarious outtakes comics	Narrator: HILARIOUS OUTTAKES COMICS / T-Rex: It's been a memorable two weeks indeed! / T-Rex: Do you recall a few days ago, when we had that hilarious conversation? / Dromiceiomimus: I thought I would die laughing! / T-Rex: I - um. / T-Rex: Line? / Narrator: HILARIOUS OUTTAKES COMICS II / T-Rex: So... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=258
that's perfect	T-Rex: I have been thinking of registering a domain name... / T-Rex: ... on the Internet! / T-Rex: This domain name will have to be something that reflects me and my interests! / T-Rex: Something that says, "This is an awesome dude!" but also says "You should sign the guestbook!" / T-Rex: Hmm... / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=259
ice cream night	Narrator: ICE CREAM NIGHT / T-Rex: Who wants some ice cream?! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, come over tonght! I'm going to have an ICE CREAM NIGHT. / Dromiceiomimus: Ice cream night? / T-Rex: Yeah! We'll all go out for ice cream! It'll be fun! / T-Rex: Ice cream! / Utahraptor: Hey, T-Rex! Beautiful day,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=260
righteous indignation	T-Rex: So, if you'll excuse the pun, I think you'll agree: one cannot have a "will to" something without first a "will through" something, yes? / T-Rex: Utahraptor? / T-Rex: Utahraptor?! / T-Rex: Where the hell did he go? He was right here! / T-Rex: We were talking! / T-Rex: I was being CLEVER! / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=261
the taste of burying your ass	T-Rex: I can't believe the Utahraptor's a smoker! I can't believe it! / T-Rex: Doesn't he know he's damaging his LUNGS?! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, did you know that the Utahraptor is a smoker? / Dromiceiomimus: Sure I did! We smoke together sometimes! / T-Rex: YOU smoke TOO?! I could stomp a house,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=262

holy peer pressure	T-Rex: I guess I shouldn't freak out too much about people smoking. I'm not sure if it's my place... I'll try to be more "cool" about it! / T-Rex: Plus, I don't want to become a big old sanctimonious bastard! / T-Rex: So, Dromiceiomimus! How long have you been smoking? / Dromiceiomimus: Oh, I only smoke... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=263
t-rex what's going on	God: T-REX WHAT'S GOING ON / T-Rex: Who said that?! / GOD: IT'S ME GOD / T-Rex: Oh yeah? Prove it! What am I going to do next? / GOD: YOU'RE GOING TO STOMP ON A WOMAN AGAINST MY WISHES / T-Rex: Ha! I'd like to see that! / T-Rex: Oh my goodness! He was right! / Utahraptor: Who was right? / T-Rex: God!! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=264
the dinosaur at the end of the comic	Narrator: the DINOSAUR at the end of this comic / Narrator: starring lovable, scaly old T-REX / T-Rex: Hello, everybodee! / T-Rex: This is a very dull panel. What is on the next panel? / T-Rex: WHAT DID THAT SAY? Did that say there will be a dinosaur at the end of this comic? / T-Rex: It did? Oh, I... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=265
comics in which disaster strikes!	Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH DISASTER STRIKES! / T-Rex: Here is a list of things that I've burnt: / T-Rex: - Toast! / T-Rex: - My house! / T-Rex: - Dinner! / T-Rex: - My Fingers! / T-Rex: - RUBBER. / Utahraptor: You're forgetting one! / T-Rex: Which? / Utahraptor: - Bridges? / T-Rex: Oh, that's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=266
a quiet portrait	T-Rex: How can I possibly be late for my important meeting AGAIN? / T-Rex: How is this even possible?! / T-Rex: I got up early, I ate breakfast early, I showered early, and yet: I am late! Again! Still! / T-Rex: Why I am always late for my very important meetings? / T-Rex: I do not understand this! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=267

the time machine	T-Rex: Last night I built myself a machine... / T-Rex: ... a time machine! / T-Rex: This time machine is a watch, one that allows me to travel through time at the fantastic rate of one second per second. / T-Rex: It will show me what tomorrow is like, tomorrow! / T-Rex: (What a great adventure!) / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=268
the group autobiography	T-Rex: I'm going to write my autobiography! But rather than writing it myself, / T-Rex: I'm going to get lots of other people to write it for me! / Dromiceiomimus: Then, wouldn't that be a biography? / T-Rex: I guess so. But different! Everybody I know gets to write one chapter, and they don't see what... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=269
the group autobiography	T-Rex: I'm going to write my autobiography! But rather than writing it myself, / T-Rex: I'm going to get lots of other people to write it for me! / Dromiceiomimus: Then, wouldn't that be a biography? / T-Rex: I guess so. But different! Everybody I know gets to write one chapter, and they don't see what... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=269
the day of rage	THE DAY OF RAGE / T-Rex: All right! / T-Rex: I'm pissed off, so everybody get out of my way! / T-Rex: My rage brings destruction! / T-Rex: My rage brings DEATH! / Utahraptor: What the hell are you doing?! / T-Rex: Today is my "day of rage". / Utahraptor: I thought your "day of rage" was yesterday. / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=270
the mind-control ray	Narrator: THE UTAHRAPTOR IN: THE MIND-CONTROL RAY / T-Rex: Dear God! / T-Rex: The Utahraptor's mind-control ray experiment: it finally succeeded! / T-Rex: It gives him dominion over the minds of men, and his absolute power has corrupted him, absolutely! / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex, he's going around making... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=271
an awesome week - o - dreams come true	Narrator: DREAMS COME TRUE / T-Rex: I had a horrible dream last night! Real nightmare! / T-Rex: In my dream, everything had turned into plasticine! Do you ever have nightmares, Dromiceiomimus? / Dromiceiomimus: I guess, but I never remember them at the morning! / T-Rex: I wish I wouldn't either! / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=272

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