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understanding comics? no thanks, chuckles	Narrator: COMPRESSED COMICS COMICS / Narrator: today's comic: UNDERSTANDING COMICS by scott mccloud / T-Rex: Comics are words or images juxtaposed in deliberate sequence! / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: COMICS WHERE THE PUNCHLINE IS "NO THANKS, CHUCKLES" / Utahraptor: Wan to help me move in to my... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=121
the metamorphazoid	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to become a famous author! / T-Rex: To that end, I will write a novel! / T-Rex: It will be about a young man who wakes up one morning to find himself transformed into a giant insect-like creature! / T-Rex: I will call my book, "The Metamorphazoid". / T-Rex: The story... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=122
the fun of sharing secrets	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for sharing secrets! / Narrator: SECRET SHARING COMICS / T-Rex: Hey Dromiceiomimus, want to know a secret? / Dromiceiomimus: Sure! / T-Rex:Alright, but you have to promise not to tell anyone! / Dromiceiomimus: Ok! / T-Rex: Ok, my secret is that I stole the Utahraptor's... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=123
the slang of today's youth culture	T-Rex: I wonder if there is an essential "feminine", one that transcends histories and cultures? / T-Rex: Similarly, could I myself be the essential "masculine"? / T-Rex: Why, I believe I could! What am I besides the real, true essence of "male-ness", the invariable and fixed properties which define... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=124
the rules	Narrator: T-REX IN "THE RULES" / T-Rex: Today I'm going to play by my own rules! / T-Rex: And luckily for me, these rules clearly stipulate that I can stomp on whatever I want! / T-Rex: Playing by my own rules is fun! / T-Rex: Why, I think I'll play by my own rules from now on! / Utahraptor: Stop it! / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=125

oktoberfest	T-Rex: I'm really looking forward to the little soiree I've got lined up for tonight... / T-Rex: Party at my house!! / Narrator: LATER... / T-Rex: Hey, are you still in for tonight? / Dromiceiomimus: I'm sorry T-Rex, but something came up. But say "hi" to everyone for me! / T-Rex: Oh, that's too bad.... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=126
your mom's a librarian?	T-Rex: I am tired of things not getting done my way. / T-Rex: Therefore, I am going into politics! / T-Rex: As a politician, I will have power and influence! Things will get done, and they will get done my way! Finally, I will be the person making all the important decisions! / Utahraptor: T-Rex,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=127
t-rex in: the search for god	Narrator: T-REX IN "THE SEARCH FOR GOD" / T-Rex: Today is a good day I think to find God! / T-Rex: Are you in this house, God? I am looking for you! Come out come out whereever you are! Ready or not, here I come! / Utahraptor: When people say they are looking for God, they do not mean it literally! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=128
comics from the future	Narrator: COMICS FROM THE FUTURE / T-Rex: Who can forget the events of July 30, 2215? / Dromiceiomimus: Their significance cannot be overstated. / Narrator: THE END / Narrator: COMICS FROM THE FUTURE / Narrator: a reprise / Utahraptor: Who can forget the events of July 30, 2215? / T-Rex: Their significance... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=129
platitudes	T-Rex: Believe in yourself, and you can do anything! / Narrator: PLATITUDE COMICS / T-Rex: I also enjoy: / T-Rex: "Wow, that's very good for a first try!" / T-Rex: and / T-Rex: "Just do what you think is best!" / T-Rex: I also like "I do love you... as a friend!" / Utahraptor: That's not a platitude! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=130

a mystery comic	Narrator: A MYSTERY COMIC / T-Rex: ...ninety-eight, ninety nine, one hundred! / T-Rex: Ready or not, here I come! / T-Rex: Where are you, Utahraptor? Are you hiding under this house? Come out, come out, wherever you are! / T-Rex: No? / T-Rex: Where could you have gone? / T-Rex: Are you hiding beneath... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=131
why am i here?	T-Rex: Why am I here? / T-Rex: Good question! / T-Rex: Am I here to fulfill some higher purpose? How can that be, if I remain completely unaware of it? / T-Rex: It appears that there is some aspect of myself that craves a meaning - any meaning - to my actions. / Utahraptor: If you feel so aimless,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=132
a sudden change in genre	Narrator: COMICS WITH A SUDDEN CHANGE IN GENRE / T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for lavishing praise on people! / T-Rex: Is this perhaps the ultimate secret to popularity? / Narrator: SHORTLY: / T-Rex: Hello little Dromiceiomimus! You are certainly a nice colour this morning! / Dromiceiomimus: Oh!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=133
i'd be wasting my money!	T-Rex: I'm worried that I'm putting on weight. / T-Rex: I'm worried that I'll grow to be a fat dinosaur! / T-Rex: It's not that I'm suddenly eating more, I think, it's that my metabolism is slowing down - so the food I eat is going straight to my trendy hips! / T-Rex: That's why I'm vowing to get... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=134
alright, i was talking about my virginity	T-Rex: I fear that I've lost something... something important! / T-Rex: Something I'll never get back again! / T-Rex: Something that was very special! Something that I guess part of me thought I'd always have with me! Something that I'd tried to hold on to, but lost nonetheless! / T-Rex: Something- / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=135

no sleep for me, thanks, i'm full	T-Rex: What is the point of going to sleep? I'm just going to wake up again! / T-Rex: Wait! I'm a genius! / T-Rex: With my nights freed up from the chore of sleep, I will become unstoppable! I'll have an extra eight hours to plan and scheme! / T-Rex: I will stop sleeping right away! Tonight! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=136
it's pretty biological	T-Rex: Where do babies come from? / T-Rex: An excellent course of inquiry! / T-Rex: Solving this mystery will put to rest many of the niggling mysteries of my creation! I will finally have an "origin story"! / Utahraptor: You want to know where babies come from? / T-Rex: I do! / Utahraptor: Are you... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=137
finite space in my brain	T-Rex: I was thinking about my grade-school days last night, and I realized I couldn't remember most of the people who were in my classes! / T-Rex: I've forgotten pretty much everyone who didn't go on to the same school as I did! / T-Rex: This has raised some pretty profound questions for me. First... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=138
sudden disturbing realizations	T-rex: If I want to know for sure who I am, I have to find out if I'm the same person when I don't have all my memories. I need to contract amnesia! / T-rex: Time for a severe non-penetrative blow to the head! / T-rex: But I'll have to be careful about this. I want TEMPORARY amnesia; I don't want to... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=139
not an astronaut	Narrator: AMNESIA: / T-Rex: I can't remember a thing about myself! / T-Rex: Therefore, I will use deduction to determine my role and place in society. / T-Rex: Judging by this well-conditioned body - including thighs - and coupled with what I feel intuitively to be an impressive intellect, I can be... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=140

appreciating beauty	T-Rex: I think I'll go for a walk today! / T-Rex: Uncanny! It's as if I'm seeing the world for the first time! / T-Rex: This amnesia has given me the wide-eyed innocence of a new-born child! / T-Rex: I'm filled with wonder and awe at the most casual display of nature's beauty! / T-Rex: Look at that house!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=141
that's funny	T-rex: Shoot! I forgot to have a shower this morning! / T-rex: That's funny, because I smell fine! / Dromiceiomimus: That's funny, because you never seem showered whenever I see you. / T-rex: That's funny, because I don't seem to remember soliciting comments! / Utahraptor: That's funny, because you... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=142
several advantages to amnesia	T-rex: I have discovered several advantages to having amnesia! / T-rex: For instance: being able to forget things and having nobody blame you! / Narrator: SHORTLY: / Dromiceiomimus: T-rex, did you remember my birthday today? / T-rex: Sorry, I forgot! / Dromiceiomimus: Oh well! You have amnesia, so I guess... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=143
jokes explained	Narrator: A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR explained / T-Rex: many jokes begin with this line. It is called the "set-up", and is analogous to establishing-shots in films or first paragraphs in essays. / T-Rex: It alerts the audience that what follows is likely to be a short story with a humorous climax! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=144
a special talent	T-Rex: I feel odd.. as if my amnesia is wearing off! / T-Rex: Uncanny! All my memories are flooding back in a torrent of life and history! / T-Rex: I remember this tiny house and car! I liked to stomp on them regularly! Like so! / T-Rex: And I remember you, Dromiceiomimus! / T-Rex: Do I ever! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=145

I forgot about my dentist's appointment!	T-Rex: Today is a good day I think for going for - oh shoot! / T-Rex: I forgot about my dentist's appointment! / T-Rex: Damn damn damn. I can't call now and reschedule because I'll have to admit that I forgot entirely. / T-Rex: Then I'll probably have to explain that I had amnesia and the dentist... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=146
different ways to say "no"	Narrator: T-REX IN: DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY "NO" / T-Rex: I have compiled a list of different ways to say "no"! / T-Rex: One way is to shake, or nod, your head, depending on which culture you're in. / T-Rex: Another good way is to suck in air through your teeth. This indicates a severe problem with whatever... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=147
the aesthetics and beliefs of romanticism	T-Rex: I have taken the aesthetics and beliefs of the romanticism movement and adopted them for my own! / T-Rex: I now emphasize my own subjective experience as visionary and transcendental! / T-Rex: I no longer value piety or virtue, or constancy (or consistency), or even the search for scientific... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=148
over-specific stereotypes	Narrator: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus. / T-Rex: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus? / T-Rex: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus! / T-Rex: It's so great Dromiceiomimus! It's a real boxing kangaroo with big red boxing gloves, like the zeitgeist, AND in cartoons! And he boxes a person... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=149
over-specific stereotypes	Narrator: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus. / T-Rex: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus? / T-Rex: There's a boxing kangaroo at the circus! / T-Rex: It's so great Dromiceiomimus! It's a real boxing kangaroo with big red boxing gloves, like the zeitgeist, AND in cartoons! And he boxes a person... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=149
singing together for fun and profit	T-Rex: Dear, when you smile at me, / T-Rex: I heard a melody! / T-Rex: It haunted me from the start! / T-Rex: Something inside of me. . . / Utahraptor: . . . started a symphony! / T-Rex and Utahraptor: "Zing!" went the strings of my heart! / T-Rex: That was awesome! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=150

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