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an awesome week - zole - dinosaurz with attitude	DINOSAURZ WITH ATTITUDE / T-Rex: Straight outta prehistoric Compton, a crazy motherf***er named T-Rex! / T-Rex: I mack on hoes in hopes of having sex! / T-Rex: I don't need an AK, cause I've got a foot! That can stomp your house into a pile of soot! Sucker MCs see me bend my knees- / Dromiceiomimus:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=273
an awesome week - steve carey - crime stomper 2 / dress up	T-Rex: This is MY town - a dirty town, but I'm gonna clean it up... / Narrator: T-REX IN: CRIME STOMPER 2 / Dromiceiomimus: T-Rex! You can't stomp that house! You don't have a warrant!! / T-Rex: Don't try to stop me - this cabin is a FRONT! / T-Rex: ... for DRUGS!! / T-Rex: You wanted to see me, chief? / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=274
an awesome week - elliott g. garbauskas - lasagna	Pterodactyl 1: I made us a lasagna for dinner- we just have to heat it up. / Pterodactyl 2: Great! / Pterodactyl 2: Man, I already had lasagna for lunch / Narrator: Earlier that day / Pterodactyl 2: Lasagna! http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=275
an awesome week - dave bort - rabbits!	Dromeceiomimus: Hey,T-Rex! / T-Rex: What? Oh, yes! That's right, other dinosaur, it's me, your life-long friend, T-Rex! / Dromeceiomimus: Huh? / Utahraptor: Hey T-Rex, it's almost noon. You hungry? / T-Rex: Of course I'm hungry! I could eat my weight in carrots -- er -- raw meat. / T-Rex: Because I'm a... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=276
an awesome week, continued! - jeff rowland - our first home	People in Car: Oh honey! I've never been so excited!! / Person 1: Our first home! / Person 2: Dang right, Honey Buns! It's darn near as perfect as perfect can be!! / T-Rex: THE PLIGHT OF THE LOWER CLASS WILL NEVER BE UNDERSTOOD BY THE WEALTHY / Person 2: What is that? / Person 2: Damn you, Opportunistic... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=277

an awesome week, continued! - joey comeau - the fourth wall	T-Rex: Today, gentle reader of the comic in which I am a character, (perhaps the TITLE character?) we are going to break the 4th wall. / T-Rex: We may, in fact, be doing it now! / Dromiceiomimus: It's called the fouth wall in theatre because of the three walls of the set, isn't it? In comics, wouldn't... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=278
an awesome week, continued! - gilyan merry - law order	T-Rex: What's all this then? I appear to be made of crude sticks and dots! And I feel mildly chunky! / T-Rex: ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, in this universe, instead of being my ex-girlfriend, you are a street-wisened homicide detective named "Lenny"! / Dromiceiomimus: Spread 'em, perp! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=279
an awesome week, continued! - pieter serkeyn - the lion king	T-Rex: The Lion King is a great movie! / T-Rex: It has everything a good movie needs. / T-Rex: Plus a beautiful message, without making the movie too corny. / T-Rex: Yup. Great movie it was. / Utahraptor: What about the discrimination? The female lions aways have to hunt while the men sleep. / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=280
an awesome week, continued! - dave cheung - alternative rendering comics!	Narrator: ALTERNATIVE RENDERINGS GUEST COMICS!!! by Dave Cheung / T-Rex: I may look different, but I assure you... / T-Rex: I am as much myself as I have ever been! / T-Rex: Why, I still take immense pleasure in stomping on this conveniently placed log cabin. / Dromiceiomimus: ... / T-Rex: And of... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=281
an awesome week, concluded! - matt shepherd - contradiction city	T-Rex: Know what I hate? Comics that break the "fourth wall!" / T-Rex: Damn straight! / T-Rex: It's cheap lazy writing by talentless hacks with no creative muscle! / T-Rex: You heard me! If anyone were to debase this comic with cheap "fourth wall" jokes, I would crush not only this house and family,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=282

an awesome week, concluded! - justin pierce - godot / dinosaur battle alpha 2k	T-Rex: I should go. / T-Rex: But I can't! / T-Rex: And why not? / T-Rex: I'm waiting For Godot! / T-Rex: You're sure it was here? / Dromiceiomimus: What? / T-Rex: That we were to wait. / Dromiceiomimus: He said by the tree. Do you see any others? / Utahraptor: What is it? / T-Rex: I don't know. A willow. / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=283
an awesome week, concluded! - steve hogan - jester regular	T-Rex: Okay! Time to get down to some squashing! Hey... what gives? What's with the word balloon and the jester regular font? / Utahraptor: There's a real gay looking Josie and the Pussycats type background too! / T-Rex: There's only four panels, no little people, no dromiceiomimus, and we look all different!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=284
an awesome week, concluded! - phiip - something's wrong today	T-Rex: something's wrong today... / Utahraptor: what? / T-Rex: things are not the way they should be / Utahraptor: why not? / T-Rex: I usually star in the first panel, then you, my sidekick, come only three panels later... / Utahraptor: oh... / T-Rex: but there you are today... / Utahraptor: sorry / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=285
an awesome week, concluded! - ryan armand - the greatest t-rex in the world	T-Rex: I am such a great T-Rex! / T-Rex: In fact, I must be the greatest T-Rex in the world! / T-Rex: Hey, Dromiceiomimus! Look at me as I crush this small building! Don't you think I possess the greatest building crushing form in the world? / Dromiceiomimus: It's ok. I guess... / T-Rex: What? By... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=286
an awesome week, concluded! - lick my jesus - biscuits and gravy	T-Rex: I would like to start a biscuits and gravy club. / T-Rex: I LOVE biscuits and gravy! / T-Rex: I believe I would call it "Get Biscuits, Pal, Or Go To An Early Gravy." / Utahraptor: T-Rex, that sounds like an ad slogan, not the name of an organization. / T-Rex: It does? / Utahraptor: Something... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=289

you can see the wheel between his hands	T-Rex: I've been practicing a little something in my spare time! / T-Rex: Mime! / T-Rex: / T-Rex: Amazing, eh, Dromiceiomimus? / Dromiceiomimus: What, that? You were supposed to be miming? / T-Rex: Driving a car! Uncanny, yes? Don't worry, there is no invisible car! / Utahraptor: That's not what driving... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=290
solving problems by declaring parts of your life to be non-canon comics	T-Rex: I have received a stern letter from the "government"! They are angry because I didn't pay my "taxes" last year! Well, guess what, government? / T-Rex: Last year is now officially non-canon! / Narrator: T-REX IN: SOLVING PROBLEMS BY DECLARING PARTS OF YOUR LIFE TO BE NON-CANON / T-Rex: I got... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=291
emergent behaviour	Narrator: IDENTITY THEORY COMICS / T-Rex: The identity theory is that all states of the mind are identical to all states of the brain! / T-Rex:This means that for every perception, every emotion, even for every thought that I have, there is a corresponding state in my brain to match. / T-Rex: My sense... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=292
the magic ring	T-Rex: I've had a great idea! I'm going to convince one of my friends that I have a magical ring. But the catch is, the ring only works if you are pure of heart! / T-Rex: So, this friend of mine will undergo a regime of self-improvement! / T-Rex: However, when they finally have bettered themselves... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=293
spring has proceeded to spring	T-Rex: It's my favourite season: / T-Rex: Spring! / T-Rex: In spring you get flowers popping up, new fresh air, young lovers walking hand-in-hand... / T-Rex: It's all very pretty! / Utahraptor: Do I detect a note of melancholy in your voice? / T-Rex: Perhaps! / T-Rex: It's just like - I wish I were... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=294

dinosaurs were scallywags	T-Rex: Yes, it's spring! Time to go for long walks in the springtime sun! / T-Rex: It's extra nice, since today I have a full stomach! Life is good! / T-Rex: Fancy meeting you here, Dromiceiomimus! Out for a walk in the springtime? / Dromiceiomimus: I am, T-Rex, and you as well, I see! / T-Rex: It is... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=295
[whispering] i made this for you	T-Rex: I've come across a way of making any otherwise-simple sentence sinister and creepy! The secret is simple: / T-Rex: The secret is whispering! / T-Rex: It works as follows: assume it's your birthday today, Dromiceiomimus. If I were to say, "Happy birthday, Dromiceiomimus!" that would sound normal,... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=296
vegetables for bachelors	Narrator: RECIPE COMICS / Narrator: today's recipe / Narrator: VEGETABLES FOR BACHELORS / T-Rex: CUT AND SAVE! / T-Rex: Eating vegetables can be a pain for today's breed of young, cool, somehow single men! / T-Rex: The trick, Dromiceiomimus, is NOT to make vegetables fun. Nothing makes vegetables fun... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=297
gambling makes you appear more attractive in the eyes of women	Narrator: LOGICAL FALLACY COMICS PRESENTS: "THE GAMBLER'S FALLACY" / T-Rex: The gambler's fallacy is when one assumes that a deviation from what occurs in the long term... / T-Rex: ...will be corrected in the short term! / T-Rex: This is most often seen when people play games of chance. They'll assume... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=298
gambling makes you appear more attractive in the eyes of women	Narrator: LOGICAL FALLACY COMICS PRESENTS: "THE GAMBLER'S FALLACY" / T-Rex: The gambler's fallacy is when one assumes that a deviation from what occurs in the long term... / T-Rex: ...will be corrected in the short term! / T-Rex: This is most often seen when people play games of chance. They'll assume... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=298
compressed film comics V	Narrator: COMPRESSED FILM COMICS / Narrator: today's film: / Narrator: STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN / T-Rex: Oh man! / T-Rex: Khaaaaaaaaan! / T-Rex: Hah hah, OK. You are my son, David, and we are trying to locate the Genesis device, which has been stolen, and which has the awesome power to... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=299

prequels and faked, um, orgasms	Narrator: HAVE YOU EVER FAKED IT DURING SEX COMICS / T-Rex: No! / T-Rex: Have you, Dromiceiomimus? / Dromiceiomimus: Yep. / T-Rex: Yeah... / T-Rex: sigh / T-Rex: ... yeah, me too. / Narrator: fin / Narrator: COMICS IN WHICH EVERYBODY DIES / Narrator: a prequel / T-Rex: I say we kill all of them! / Utahraptor:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=300
good gossip	T-Rex: I demand instant gratification! / Narrator: SECONDS LATER... / T-Rex: I'm not gratified! / T-Rex: Maybe instant gratification isn't- / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! How long have you been standing there?! / Dromiceiomimus: Long enough! / Narrator: POSTSCRIPT: THE NEXT DAY / Utahraptor: I'm T-Rex and I... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=301
bicycle puns can get tireing	T-Rex: I've bought myself a new means of transportation! / T-Rex: A bicycle! / T-Rex: Do you want to go on a bike ride, Dromiceiomimus? / Dromiceiomimus: I don't have a bike! / T-Rex: You can watch me! / Dromiceiomimus: No thanks! / Utahraptor: I'll go on a bike ride with you, T-Rex! / T-Rex: Great! / T-Rex:... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=302
political protest poetry (not yet set to music)	T-Rex: I've entered a poetry contest! / T-Rex: I can't lose! / T-Rex: Right, Dromiceiomimus? I'm a good poet, right? / Dromiceiomimus: Sure! Although I've not heard much of your poetry! / T-Rex: I can assure you that my poetry is great, unlike our current department of state! / Utahraptor: Your poetry... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=303
irresistible to women	Lady 1: Whooo! / Lady 2: Hey there, hot stuff! / Lady 3 / Puma: Rrrawl! / T-Rex: Ladies, please! One at a time! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus! / T-Rex: Dromiceiomimus, you've got to help me! I've doused myself in a chemical I discovered that makes me seem irresistible to women! Only I've become TOO irresistible!... http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=304

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