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What floor / Third please / Me too / Why you going there / I'm visiting a friend / DING / Yeah me too / Admittedly I sorta invited myself / KNOCK / KNOCK / Oh no you're Joyce aren't you |
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You are that Joyce that Danny talked about aren't you / Danny talks about me Wow / And didn't I see you running out from here crying before / Yeah / Was that when Joe said Teddy Ruxpin wasn't real or when Joe taped bugs to my hair / Or was it when he set fire to my Lion King tape Perhaps when he peed on my bursar bill |
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Hey What's she doing here / I have no idea I was coming up the elevator and she was there Honest / Listen if you want to ditch here I understand I'll fake an illness or something and / I was talking about you / Oh I'm here 'cuz I'm lonely Hold me |
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Good lord this is sickening / You're just jealous / Joyce hush Go back home Ruth and I have plans / Awwww / See you in class tomorrow / God just stop / I said I'd leave / POW |
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Why the heck did you hit me / You deserve it / I don't know which is worse her stalking you or you leading her on like that / You're just as much at fault for this as she is probably more / In fact I think you like it / What Stop this / No no Please do continue |
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Answer me this Danny / If indeed you don't want Joyce to bother you why continue to even speak with her / We're friends Pals / Uh huh Is that between flirts or straight through / My point is not only are you being totally dishonest to this girl but you keep her around because the loves you / Not anymore / What did I ever do to you Ruth |
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Danny I liked you because you were moral and good and pure perfect / but you're not You're just a phoney like everyone else / Goodbye / Y'know she has some real strict criteria / Considering yours is must be southern troubled and named Sal I think you're reaching |
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You're angry with me / You could say that I don't like Joyce She's psycho / That's precisely why you like her She's not boring to say the least Same with everyone you know / Your best friend is everything you hate your ex girlfriend was as zany as Joyce / Another dubious friend has a mean left hook / Sorry a case of the tail wagging the dog |
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I don't know what to say to you Ruth / In the past month you've alienated me from two good friends / Is our friendship doing any good Why are we friends / Because we can talk How often do you have intelligent conversation with Joe / The trick is you're nearly the exact way I was when I was your age I grew up being the mature one I thought I had things figured out / Great now I'm real optimistic for the future / I figure any day now your parents will divorce |
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I'm never speaking to Danny ever again / Oh Do tell / I thought he was perfect but he's not / Ah well Glad to see a moment of brilliance from you / Of course / Oh no / I bet that ex girlfriend of his corrupted him That tramp / That didn't last long |
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Sometimes I wonder if girls will look at me and say Ack Look at that lousy dork / And then I remember my competition / so that's why Picard is the best captain Sisko and Janeway losers I've also started watching more public television Nova is such a great |
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What's on / Some has been movie A real snore Only thing on though / The key to watching these is to interact with them / Now Howard whenever a guy says a line to a babe we finish his sentence out loud with Now let's get naked / Wow You rule so much / Stick with me kid and I'll learn ya |
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ssssssss / YAWN / Eww Gross Shower drain hair / But all the other showers are occupied / sssssss / It's unfair to have such a big crisis this early in the morning |
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I hafta get the hair out of the drain without touching it / Maybe if I use my towel no I have to touch the towel later / Hmm If I use my conditioner and deodorant to pick it off the ground Now where do I put it / Hey |
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I think that's the last of the ickies / Finally I can take my shower and get ready for class / Now let's get naked / If you say that one more time while Bette Midler is onscreen |
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Hey there / Hey Billie Brought some Nachitos / Ooh yay / Where's Ruth / She went to get more food for the party / You mean beer / Duh I'm not old enough to get it myself / But / nevermind Being the good kid is getting on my own nerves / Took the words right out of my mouth |
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Hmph Tell me where being responsible has gotten me / No where / RRRR / Where has being moral and honest taken me / No where / RRRRRR / My girlfriend's gone my friends abandoned me and life sucks Where does that leave me / No where / After all the / Excuse me but my cheerleading years weren't that dear to me so if you'd kindly stuff it |
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I'm sorry about ranting Billie I guess I'm just tired / Tired of everything / Oh cut the dramatics Stop thinking so much and just do what you feel like / Beer You feel like having a beer / Can't I just rip the tags off of seat cushions or something relatively safe and mild |
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I don't know if I should do th / I thought you said you didn't care about anything any more / Well no but isn't this erm the last one / No and Ruth's bringing more / Plus I'm only 20 so it's illegal / Only if you buy it / Expiration date / It's beer / Liver damage Hey / I need this to make you tolerable |
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Hello I'm back / Carly Where is everyone / In the back / Hey what's up / pfffphthppthh / Heh / Hee hee hee / Danny you're drunk / SLAP / Go get me more beer |
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Danny you're drunk How could you / They made me Honest / But you've always been so decent / Like # I was I was a tight # / Your language / Yeah I say # and # too / Hey I'm just trying to fit in |
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Danny this is unacceptable Give me that / Listen to me you've got to / Hey Where'd you / Show me both hands / Anyway Danny you've got to / gain control / shkss |
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Danny listen to me / If you've got problems this isn't the way to solve them You need to attack the infection not ignore it / Giving up is never the answer to life's struggles / It's yours / Ouch / Score |
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We're outta beer / I'll get some / This is my fault / Danny just ran out the door / I've destroyed him / No wait He's back And he grabbed your keys / By my example / I think he's taking your car / And now now I make amends |
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Lemme borrow your car I'm going after Danny / Are you crazy He already left What do you plan to do / Stop him of course / Well that's a terribly smart thing to do / But it's the right thing to do / For once I want to wake up in the morning and be proud of my actions / Perhaps this is my turning point / Here be noble in Ron's car / Thank you Billie |
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God Ron is such a slob / Where's the / VROOM / Ahh there / That's my car alright This may be easy / Though I suppose it'd be easier if I had a plan |
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Almost got 'im / Now I guess I roll my window down and try to get him to pull over / Looks like I made the right decision after all Do what's right no matter the / SCREECH / Hmm |
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No / That truck just sped out of control hit the divider / HONK HONK / SCREEEEE / Danny / Danny Swerve / Dammit / Hmph / My parents are gonna kill me |
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Act with integrity / No regrets |
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