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Ruth and Howard at home for christmas / There / All of my Star Trek ornaments are up now / How much did you spend on these / Do you have any idea what hair is worth / Well look what the cat dragged in / Merry christmas to you too you little # / Uh oh Dad's here |
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Danny at home for christmas / You redid the kitchen again / Mmm hmm / Geez mom Everything's changed since I was here last / Speaking of which your brother's back from the store / Yeah where is the little twerp / 07 |
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This is some new years party Joe Do we know these people / Don't worry I have a screening process / On a scale of 1 to 10 how do you rate the cuteness of your sister / That's disgusting / Come to think of it you don't have a sister do you / PUNT / 5 4 3 2 1 |
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Whoa what's all this / TC 3000 / I got a computer for christmas / A whole new computer for christmas / Yep All the bells and whistles too / Ahh The perks of living in a family that has money / 'Course now I don't have an excuse to use Danny's computer just so I can see him |
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What's that / Yahoo's site of the day Tina the Squirrel / That's a very um anatomically correct critter there / It looks like some sorta comic strip / Apparently gorgeous young computer nerdettes starved for sexual attention equals hit points / Ack Premarital hanky panky |
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Ack What's happened to me / This is a dream Joyce / I'm a squirrel / Somehow I figgered all your dreams involve cute animals / I have no pants / Right The cartoonists is gonna take a cold shower now |
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Danny Danny You've got to help me Everyone's an animal / AAAAAH / Yeah so / Lemme guess Joe's a wolf isn't he / Yeah Can you help me bury this |
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Your dreams are weird Joyce / I think your subconscious is frightening / Well this one started after reading a comic strip about animals and rampant sex / So why aren't we / Relax Dreams are based on past experience We're watching Full House next instead / Full House |
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Wow What a strange dream / What a cold shower / I was stuck in a comic strip filled with humanoid animals It was like my body was being used to attract a readership / Hopefully not all cartoonists rely on libido instead of genuine quality / Oops Dropped my towel |
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Joe Why have you been avoiding me since we / Zoooom / Now which is more surprising Is it that Joe is a jerk or that I'm pursuing him / Gee I can't wait 'til my trip to Taiwan |
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I can't go to class today Joe / It's a dark world out there People will mourn People will die / Things can't get any worse if I just sit here / Angst overload must kill offender / Life sucks |
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Danny / What / Your shirt It's black / Yeah / I guess it reflects the darkness and tragedy in the world / Danny you're turning into a goth / Stop it before you start reciting terrible poetry / Thick blood shrouds my soul I am no longer afire with life |
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I've been feeling a little downbeat lately / What / Just a little depression / Oh no I knew it I'm being an influence God I'll never forgive myself / We're both wearing black even / Big deal it was my only clean shirt |
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Danny I can't believe this / So I'm feeling down so what / But you used to be perfect and happy until you met me Just take the black shirt off will you / Umm / Promise me you'll stay content and I said take it off / Call me unexperienced but I've never undressed in front of a girl who's being weirdly kind before / Don't get your hopes up |
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Here we are Danny Now you go change into some more cheerfull clothes / I'm not gonna let you get depressed like me do you hear / mumble mumble / Ruth if you're so great at ending depression why don't you try it / Shut up and start feeling happy |
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What's that you're hiding / Huh Nothing / Well nothing is currently under your chair / I I / I confess I collect toys I'm a closet nerd / WAHHHH / Insecure over masculinity check |
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anyway I think I like these toys due to the way they're put together Complexi / Joe / What are you majoring in / Nothing / You could study engineering and design toys for a living / HALLELUJAH HAAALLELUJAH / Joe Joe |
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HALLELUJA HALLELLUJAH FORR THE LOG GOTS AN IMMMPOTENT RAAYMOND H / Ruth That's it / I'm changing my major right now Thank you / Of course you know this college doesn't offer engineering / You dirty underhanded little / Back off I'll slug ya |
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That's amazing what you did for Joe Ruth / He's always struggled with a career choice and you sent him in the right direction Doesn't that make you feel great / Normally yes But now your best friend is going to another college / Right If we hurry we can catch up and stop him |
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Hrm I wonder if chicks dig engineers / What if after I graduate and get an engineering job girls are repulsed by my nerdy career despite my rugged good looks / Nah / I'd strangle him right now if it wasn't for his rugged good looks |
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Joe / AAAA / Sarah Erm / Why do you keep avoiding me / Is that all I'm worth to you A one night stand Is that it Am I a piece of meat to you / Yeah Pretty much / Likewise |
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Joe we have nothing in common our relationship was all hormones It was a mistake / Heh this means Danny was right y'know / Hormones are a natural force in society love Let's go consummate our relationship / Whoa I wish Danny were right more often |
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There you are Joe I've been looking for you all over / Hold that thought Dan Do you know Sarah will do anything to spite you / What does this h / I wrote a list of things for you to despise / You listed fornication twice / Come to think of it you probably despise what's on there already |
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So let me get this straight You're going to change schools at the drop of a hat / Yep / How horribly irresponsible / How is finding a direction in life irresponsible / But / I'm outta here / You're abandoning everything Your history your friends / me |
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Welcome to COAS433 UFOs and the Area 51 story / Today we continue our look at Communion / Yes you in the back / The author had it all wrong sir / Go on / Well first of all aliens wear purple space suits / Second they're rather nice and let me watch The Sound of Music / I see |
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Professor Owen said you had some interesting commentary in his class / Yes sir I told him all about the helmets and / Yes he told me of your alleged UFO experiences / How long ago was this / Well truth is I didn't remember it happening until recently I was playing with Barbie when the dream house fell off on my head / Right Your grade point average is 3.8 You're not stupid so is this a joke or are you insane / This sure isn't a joke |
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Thank you for your time Ms Brown Do visit the health center as I recommended / You're welcome / Psst Hey / I believe your aliens story We've got to talk but not here The walls have ears / What We're being watched / No but as token silhouette of man in trenchcoat I'm required to say that |
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Tell me everything about the abduction Joyce Start to finish / Well it was early last school year / I was studying math late at night when I was beamed out the window / After blacking out for a bit I was swamped in light and this peculiar smell I recognize it from somewhere / Gah What kind of cologne is that / Love monkey |
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After the aliens showed part of The Sound of Music they burst out crying probably 'cause it's such a great movie / Oh god the humanity / They quickly attached some wires to my head I blacked out and had no memory of the event until recently / Okay Joyce I recommend you leave here as soon as p / What are the aliens gonna kill me / Well I was gonna say Show you the rest of The Sound of Music but yes / Well golly I'm sure as heck staying then |
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