|
Dammit / Mike / So uh it's getting pretty popular up here / Hi / Alan / You need to get back / I know what I gotta do but I just dunno how / You're special Walky You were naturally born with both human and martian DNA / The Canadian anomaly / Yes Dina / A sinkhole in the space time continuum We can nudge you there Otherwise your soul could pop in at any random time or place in the history of the universe / Before I go Dina I / I know / Hurry |
|
Holy wow / A moment frozen in time I can see everything / Is it my return here that gave me visions of the future / I'm not alone in here The Head Alien is tucked away too Locked / Fighting to the surface / So can I / But I can see pictures Snapshots Pieces of reality that aren't from my lifetime / The Cheese is |
|
Well huh / David / Some guy my mom named me after is the Cheese / In a storm of rage she took his body to the martian embassy to get him reborn / She didn't / Jason's dad came back for her but in the shuffle / David's machine malfunctioned / His soul was sucked back thousands of years ago galaxies away / Into a machine / A machine that adapted through time slowly becoming aware / But David's original plan of altering the timeline achieving the right balances of power on earth / so he could live happily with my mom / gradually eroded before the stoic cold calculations of a man separated from his life imprisoned in circuitry |
|
No / I will never ever lose hope / I refuse to / RRREEAAAAK / No matter what the odds no matter what happens it is still my choice my decision my power to hold on to faith in what I believe to be true / That is the one thing that can never be taken from me unless I allow it / Because I believe that sometimes / the impossible is possible |
|
C can't h h / Tony I'll get help I'll / Go / Mother / Father / WHUMP |
| |
|
I guess these are the risks you take being a superheroine's boyfriend / Boyfriend huh / Oh I'd learn to settle for Used for ungodly intercourse / Wait / Walky / You're in there somewhere I know it / You you gotta wake up / The martians are following me / Hear my voice / Feel me / No / Th there's so little time Walky Wake up / I want to hear your words again |
|
So you run fast / Oh yeah / Like hell / That was s'posed to be me Oh god ah'm so sor / ah / Sal / Pray / R right / Anything / God help us Wake up Walky / Give him strength to break free / Yo |
|
Walky Is it you / It's / it's the rain / Freeze / Heh My name is the Cheese and I can kick your butt / Where's the power booster rod / The government packed it up / Then sit tight / I'll be right back |
|
It's the storm we all have to endure / BAMPF / We hate it / Holy me / I feel I'm missing a reference / But it's every raindrop / it's every harsh element that runs down our faces that traces out who we are / Ark of the Covenant / Jimmy Hoffa / Our shape / It reveals the passion the defiance the space in the world the rain cannot displace / Good dog |
|
Thanks Daniel Heh I can touch it in this body / The perks of bein' a halfbreed / This just might work after all / Even if destroys we is sent a warning to our home / We will turn over in 25 years and that time destroys your planet / Then our kids will be even more ready to kick your tushies / We are beautiful / It's the world that's ugly |
| |
|
But never lose hope for the same ugly world that sends the rain / also gives us the sun |
|
So now what / Hmm / Those fleets musta come from somewhere / Robin look for survivors / If there's a mothership in orbit we could scavenge it for resurrection chamb / Great More humans / Peons created to bask in the glory of Ultra Car the destroyer of motherships |
|
Billie Thank god you're all right / Wow this place is a mess / Ah reckon / It's been the most amazing day Joe and I and the others flew up to the martian mothership in a talking flying car And we were being chased around inside it by hundreds of zombie astronauts / And then we found Phil the Destiny's janitor trapped in a closet and he helped us escape using a variety of common household tools And then we blew up the mothership / So how was your day / Walky's now the Cheese / Always gotta freakin' outdo me don't you |
|
So the martians are all dead / The martians are gone / Dead / Gone / And and if Danny and Joe destroyed the mothership with all of their technology / Then all of our dead / Joyce |
|
Behind you / I is that a component from the / Dude / How long would it take to rebuild / With Rachel a week I'd need good DNA samples from the battlefield Intact or identifiable bodies would be easiest / What about Walky Ah'm not sure we could find any of 'im / All we need is to isolate a hair Bodily fluids But where / um |
| |
|
March 2004 / It's been an hour and it's still working That's a good sign / But as far as the world's concerned this room doesn't exist / The government / Yeah Something like that Don't think about this technology too much or your brain'll pop / The Pentagon kinda wants to sleep on it / If we're lucky in nine months it gets to be somebody else's turn |
|
April 2004 |
|
May 2004 / Dude you totally lucked out / The martians uh were pretty good at completely destroying their victims I doubt we'll ever find anything of Mike or most of the other dead / Mandy Grace or Guns sure They might even end up being next / If there's a next / Right And dude then there's the hard questions / What about Beef Tony / Heh Funny / Yeah Heh / Pre marital hanky panky saved Walky's life / I'll never hear the end of that |
|
June 2004 / mrrmmm / mmmmph / smk / mmmmmmmm / smmk |
|
July 2004 / Hey Joyce / In the moments leading up to when I must give my soul up from The Cheese I realized I should write a few things down first I might not remember much afterwards / First of all I love you / You know that I tell you all the time But I want you to hear it again just in case I love you because you are awesome Not just because you make me feel terrific but because even separately as yourself you are terrific No matter what happens to me remember that It's important / Secondly if something does happen to me uh I'll be fine We're all fine up here I'm not sure if there's a stage beyond this place that's less or more fine but / Maybe I should think like Jason and explain all this better / Maybe I'll win the Pulitzer / Eat it Billie |
| |
|
August 2004 / Long story short the president pardoned you / Good for them / 'Cuz it'd take more army than they've got left to pry me out of here / Do you do anything in moderation |
|
September 2004 / Earth is the only safe place in the galaxy for Monkey Master right now with his integrated martian tech That's why / Can't he be nice / Apparently he cannot So that's why I've been called into duty / What will you be doing / After some real training I'll be leading a team of elite soldiers / We'll be in a few words heavily supervised / If there's anything the American government usually does well it's a military / Rather when it's not created by my late father |
|
October 2004 / NO / Nobody can come in He's naked |
|
Regeneration complete / jmragh / November 2004 / Walky / Buh Who Where Where am I / Joyce / Yes / It's Walky / Put this on / H hey guys / Lookin' good / I've missed you so so much / mmphmm / Y'know what I think we've all learned from this I / Why did we all come here today That was stupid / Apparently / Walk faster guys / Rosenthal / WIIGII |
|
|
| |
|
Oh Danny Hello I haven't seen you in so long / It was yesterday Joyce / Omigosh Danny look at you You're hurt / Don't worry I'll hug it all better / Joyce that's a spaghetti stain / Oh Danny you are so brave |
|
Ma'am I'll have what my boyfriend's having / Joyce I'm not your boyfriend / Oh How careless of me / I'll never let it happen again fianc / AAGH / Yes Let us run to cuddle / The world is not ready for our secret love |
|
Sarah The first step for my life plan has fallen perfectly into place and exactly on schedule / Schedule / Yes My first step is to choose a husband Step two is to name our future children by next Tuesday Step three is to graduate and get married in 834 days / You've planned your life ahead of time down to the day / Yeah huh / I've got all the important things worked out / None of that pesky living nonsense |
|
Nobody should have to be awake and dressed and in class before 8 am / Two out of three school I win |
|
Oh Sandy Why won't Rick notice me Is it because I wear these dorky glasses / Well you are gorgeous otherwise / Then maybe that's it It's these dorky glasses that are making me unpopular in school / Let's take them off / What No Leave the glasses on You stupid morons / Sorry bud Someday geek chic will be in Someday / sob |
| |
