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Here we gotta put on those non SEMME shirts we bought / Man I remember when I first got this stripe I was so dang proud of it I'd accomplished something and I don't know if I can let go / Walky tonight Taco Bell refused us service / Well out with the old
So are you gonna put on your new shirt / I dunno if I'm ready / A few hours ago I had a job responsibilities a purpose a future / Oh c'mon You've never had any trouble shirking responsibilities / Yeah and then you domesticated me / Did you forget to shave this morning
By the way thanks for sticking up for me in O'Ryan's office / It meant a lot to me / You shouldn't have to thank me Life is finite And I'd thought for the longest time that I could protect you and you'd be safe from evil As long as I'd try But Dina and other things proved me wrong / And I lost hope / But maybe Sal was right and the future isn't fixed / So / guess what my prayers helped / Or more directly crazy mothers an' evil clones / I'll allow it
Agh / it's been so long since we've been able to just sit and relax / Yeah / Absolutely nothing to do / Nope / The future is ours / We should get married
C'mon it'll be awesome We can run away like a good young boy and girl an' get married / Yes / An' hide far far away
 
That was the worst proposal ever wasn't it / It was fine / No no wait / Joyce Brown it is with great honor an' stuff that I humbly ask if you totally wanna be Mrs. Joyce Walkerton or the hyphenated last name equivalent of your choice / Don't move / A chicken ring That's just plain wrong / Yeah I know It's not exactly what you deserve / No I mean chicken doesn't naturally come in ring shapes does it / There's nothing natural about White Castle
Pharmacy / Hrgh Empty parking lot / I thought she said midnight I could have sworn she said midnight Either she's late or Man did I send Walky that e mail for nothing / Wait is that / YOU / SEMME
hee hee / We're gonna get married / hee hee hee / hee hee hee smooch hee smooch hee hee smooch hee hee hee / Wha
Roger tower I'm going in / hee hee hee hee hee
15 seconds later / We'll get better at that right / Hey we've got all night / Ow / S Sal Jason Linda We're under attack / Durr / Why
 
So uh / Yeah / Supergirl79 / The Mechanic / Supermarket checkout chick / Supersexist jerk customer / We aren't packed up yet / Catch Tony
You're a tech geek / You're sensitive / But but you were keeping your job a secret / Of course I did I work at the freakin' grocery store Me / With my degree / I guess we're not what we were expecting / Yeah I was expecting a lot fatter / Boobs are 'bout right through / Hate / They've come for us
thumpasprung / We're getting complaints / W what should we do / Welcome to / Rates / Go up and ask them to stop / I'm not doing that / You saw 'em They had the stripes / And you know what that means / What what like Man of Steel Woman of Kleenex / No laughing boy think / thumpa / sprung / Man of Steel Woman of Steel Bed of Kleenex / whew / Joyce / The uh / Um we kinda / Should we / The chair The chair
Sorry this isn't what I was expecting / What did you think I was / I've heard of people turning into assholes when they're safe behind anonymity but you're the reverse I know how you really act in public / Don't talk to me / Ever again / But / Not so fast sunshine / Big B er Mrs. Walkerton what's going on / Jim Beef Guns you're with me Mandy you take Daisy and the others outside
You don't deserve Joe you old harpie / So you've judged Joe by a few minutes of behavior that's great You know what if I do the same you're just some dumb grocery clerk Ain't nothin' special Give him a damn chance / Joe can't help it if he's not as socially acclimated as us / Are those sub sandwiches in your pockets / Can't the military guys outside take care of this / They don't want them alive / Hey alive is good
 
Yo get a hold of yourself Joe or she'll think we're both horrible freaks / Well 'parently I can't appeal to yer sense of pity so I'm gonna hafta appeal to your sense of jealousy / Um Where is it / Robin / I can't / Maybe we should stop while I'm ahead / Whoa now I found it / Mike Agatha everyone up and out
So this is one of your wacky friends you talked about / Uh yeah / Did I tell you about when we went to see Robo Vac / You went to see that / Damn none of my friends would see that with me / Dude I told you Robo Vac is my bible / Even the clone saga / I will destroy you / And now my work complete I shall perform a strategic withdrawal / Geez where's the fire / S.E.M.M.E
Hey where'd your friend go / Looks like she left / You've got devoted friends / Surprisingly devoted You know I think she might be well / Naw she was completely altruistic / OW / Chirp Chirp Tweet / Y'all got somewhere to be / We're under attack / Nobody ever tells me things
Hey Robin / Yo / Why'd you run away I didn't get a chance to thank you / Sorry / Wanna come down / No / We're gonna go hit that coffee house on 23rd If you see Walky tell him to check his email / Thanks / Good luck / Wait
10 am / SNNNKKXX
 
You awake / Yeah / How do you feel / Well in hindsight I wish we'd left a more cushier surface unscathed / You're cushy / So I see no reason we have to move / Okay / Boobies on chest or being able to feel my arm The answer is simple
How do you feel Y'know about last night / In spite of everything I feel so so good / It's mind boggling This is what I'd been scared of for so long I killed myself to hide from this / I was just us together There wasn't a single wrong thing with what we did I feel better than I ever have in my whole life / Not to mention the boon we've been to the local economy / Joe shoulda talked us into carrying more than just that one for an emergency / Trojan familyless sized pack / This is taking too long Just firebomb the entrance / But ma'am / Do it / All these soldiers
Oh well up an' at 'em / yawn / gasp / I think this is a whole new chapter for us We're unstoppable We're bonded at the most intimate level / Nothing can ever separate us again Witness the glory of the power of love / Maybe if you repeat that downstairs they won't make us pay for the bed / And the floor / And the chair / And the desk / And the sink / You think / S
I s'pose this'll do for a while / I see on tv a lot where the girl wears the guy's shirt on the morning after So I guess this is what's traditional or something I wonder why / Oh / Trojans
Hold your horses Walky we've been at this nonstop for hours / It's a good thing we didn't go ahead with the hanky panky when you were squad leader we'd never get anything done ever again Our productivity's in the toilet / Aw / Well what do we have to do today / Get showered
 
Just got off the phone with my mother I told her we were getting married and we spent all night in repeated dinky slinky relations / Uh are we in trouble / She immediately wired us $5000 / Oh right I forgot she's fiendin' for grandchildren / Yyyep / Too bad we y'know use contrathingers / I'll just tell mom that you have male peepee problems / Great 'cuz to her I'm already jus' a means to your end an' if I ain't even a workin' willy / hey when can we start usin' real words / Ignore the explosions / Keep running Down Deeper / Alan professor Doc find them
Premarital hanky panky / So It's not anything interesting / This is all your fault Satan Saaaaatan / Me You're the one who made it all dumb and romantic / Will you girls pipe down / Sorry / Sorry / I'm trying to enjoy this / Aw hell maybe we'll both learn something / I make lots of weird faces
All right the room's all paid for We've got $1500 left / What next / Well we'll need jobs of course and a place to live Preferably not in the city if we can manage / Well uh neither of us got anything past high school Do we got any marketable skills / I can fly / So washing windows / The building's unstable ma'am / Aye / Time to up the ante / We've got little time / No time for brainwashing No time for mindwipes / They will join us through other means of coercion
Do you think our friends will be okay / Of of course / SEMME's disbanded They don't have to fight any more Of course they'll be fine / What if they need us / We're making our own future now They'll have to make do without us / I hope they do / Is everyone okay / Daisy Why / You will do as I say / Marcie Delta 8
So do you think we can uh keep the second hotel room in good condition tonight / Hey / Thank heavens I found you / Sarah / Agh I spent two hours trying to hunt you down an' finally this hotel / wait what the hell do I hafta do to you before you stop smiling every time I see you / Daisy put down the gun nice and easy You've been brainwashed / You don't want to shoot Grace / Linda is on her way to the lab to get something that will help you / Daisy put down the gun
 

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