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Soo Sal is it Where are you running away from / Hmm How'd you know my name / On your backpack written in correction fluid Just out of high school yes / To be fair my name is Jason / Right now ah need to be left alone okay / For the best I guess Her tears would have watered down this terrible American beer |
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Sheesh what a waste of my time / Though ah prob'ly shoulda took up his offer of that lemonade Ah am rather thirsty / Naw Figger it's best to press on and oh no / YOU |
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Ah yes We know this human Surprising that she remembers us as well isn't it / But we'll fix that won't we Peons get the girl Your head alien commands you / Sale |
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Fire Don't let her escape / FZZ FZZ / Aww geez / FZZ / So Sal came crawling back on your hands and knees did you / Coke / Get her / PANT PANT PANT / BAR |
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Do you know these guys / Stop right there / Earth must not know of our presence yet You must be eliminated / But boss now all the other humans see us / Oh I had not forseen that / What do you suggest / Quick act like teletubbies They're probably drunk and won't know the difference / Can I order a hambur / WHAP |
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Attention people of Earth We are simply teletubbies Pay us no mind as we exterminate this young earthling / Whazzat / Wallll / Why are teletubbies after you Sal / They're not teletubbies ya moron / So get off yer rear an' help me out here / BAM / Whazzat / P.M.S. |
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Tell me Sal Why did you ask for my help / Beats me scrawny / Is she gone |
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Ah'm gettin' outta here while the gettin's good / Good idea / Why are you tagging along Those aliens aren't out to kill you / I have to I'm involved now / Okay it's because you're short and attractive / You disgust me |
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Are the aliens still after us / Don't think so / Let's stop I'm winded Why are these guys after you / You got me Ah dunno / Problem is ah remember them just not from where / That's swell So it's not why you ran away / Geez ain't you nosey / Quite But you're secretive so it all balances out yes |
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Well we lost them If you're interested we could / What's that sound / POW / I was planning on saying something evil and threatening but I think my actions speak for themselves / Thanks |
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KPOW KPOW / Up the ladder / KPOW KPOW / Right What next / Hope for a miracle / Works for me |
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Hurry Get on / Nevermind how we found you Jus' grab hold and we'll be clear of the head alien in no time / But who are you / You could say we're the government and we're here to help / Not what ah wanted to hear / Shut up and get on |
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Bah This sucks / But no matter I can search her down later It's unfortunate that our test subjects still recognize us despite the mind wipes / Computer access test subject files We're going hunting |
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That's it I'm marching right over to Danny's room and he'll have to like me for who I am or I split / Y'know you could just forget the dope and find your own happiness / I'm working on my feminism one liberation at a time Don't rush me / See you in five minutes |
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C'mon Joyce Knock on this door and give Danny your ultimatum / KNOCK KNOCK / Yeah / EEK / Stimulus response / Joe do you have any aspirin |
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So is Danny here / No he's off talking with our neighbor's sister Go away / Well fine You tell him if he doesn't accept me for who I am I'm leaving him Forever / Sounds good to me Goodbye forever / No I'm asking Danny not you / I knew there was a catch |
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Hey You have toys in here / Erm yeah They're transformers / You play with them That's so cute / Doesn't this clash with your Mister Macho Man image / Eh I hide them when girls come over / And what am I / You hardly count / Ohh HEY |
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So you don't hide your toys when I come over but you do for other girls / Act macho for you Ha / Why not What's the criteria / You're not y'know / sexy / Hey I'm plenty um that word / If you say so mother Theresa |
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What do you mean I'm not that word / Sexy / Yeah Why aren't I Huh / Joyce you're hardly a sex object / Hmph / Well maybe I don't want to be one How about that / But really what's all involved Do I need to wiggle my butt or something like that / Oh the humanity |
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Wahhh I'm not appealing No wonder Danny hates me / No he hates you for much different reasons / He hates you because you stalk him because you're psychotic because you're immature because you're completely unindependent because you don't have interestes besides getting guys to like you / Joe I get the point / Yep Yer dying old cold and alone |
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Joe Why is Joyce in here crying / WAAAHHH / Erm / Joyce what's the matter / sniff / Nothing / I'm dumb and unappealing and you're perfect and I don't deserve you / What |
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Hey Joe Ever notice how the elevator beeps once when going up and twice when going down / I figger I can remember that by thinking up for one beep and dow own for two Neat huh / B 1 2 3 4 5 |
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What a wonderful Tuesday morning Lemme go get a paper and read Help Me Harlan / Hmm Harlan doesn't run on Tuesdays / Uh oh / The Sexpert claims another innocent bystander / I'm too late / IDS |
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Man my toilet paper thumb is sore / What / Y'know when you wipe yourself you use one finger to push around and stuff Mine hurts / So really I'm kinda incapacitated y'see I tried using other positions but it just didn't / Enough / IDS |
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Hey Ruth How ya doing today / I feel useless I realize I'm completely unworthy of any happiness and I have no will to live / That kinda killed any conversation didn't it / Yeah |
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Merry Christmas / Ah hello / Go away / Not until I get you your presents / Wow The 1999 babe calendar Thanks / Whaddabout me / Hold on I need to apply lipstick first / Hey Who cut out all the good parts |
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Howard you got your stuff ready We're going home / KNOCK KNOCK / Howard / Howie why are you bald / zzzzzz / PLAY 0 42 / Joe said he'd help me be more like captain Picard Isn't he great |
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Joyce at home for christmas / It's so nice to be in your own bed again / Unfortunately the rest of my room is unrecognizable / 1978 1982 |
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Joe at home for christmas / Ah my room of sex |
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Sarah at home for christmas / Whatcha readin' / A book / What 'bout / Law stuff / What's law stuff / I want to be a lawyer okay / Joyce put you up to this didn't she Liz / Jimmy Wilson says that lawyers are evil |
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