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Aw Didn't know you cared / No Tony / So they did deign to tell you / So you do know that if you don't stop him now his mind will be lost to you again Possibly forever Tony is mine and has always been mine He lives on borrowed time He was the first abductee you know / Nice boy Not so right in the noggin though / I I should kill you right here / Probably / But will you let go forfeit Tony to avenge him / You forget that I'm here too creep / Kill me You haven't got the balls / Oh
VWEEEEET / Scream
Should I fire a shot down into them / No We need at least the Walkerton alive / And why aren't you wearing that outfit I picked out for you / Ma'am I may be technically female but / But what Monkey Mistress / But I don't see why I have to put on a dress / So you can take it off / WOOOO / Shut up Scanner
Ow My tushie used to have more padding / Tony / No no Wake up Tony / Don't / He's / We can fix him / We don't know that / I just I want everything to be back to / Everything will be just fine
EEYEAGGH / Oh god / Tony / I didn't You didn't see / Wow you feel strong / I can lift a car / Oooo
 
Stop now Just hold on a minute / Look I'm sorry My body is all wired differently an' I'm still not used to it / I well okay / In my brain I'm not sure if I want to make up just yet / Agh it sucks to find out that if you were a girl you'd be an easy lay / Maybe it's that I'm just that sexy / Did you think of that / Huh / Man
I lost it I completely lost it Again And everyone saw They know They know / Why can't my blood stay in my brain where it belongs instead of in my pants / Bleagh I'm disgusted by not being disgusted by kissing a guy / What do you mean we've got two unaccounted for SEMME agents
Ah There they are Get off my Cheese / Joe / I know I'm hurrying / Oh Uh you two Hey what happened to that cranky blond guy / I was expecting the cranky blond guy / Well no matter I've always got some psychological tricks up my sleeve / Hmmm let's see Ah yes the speedy girl and the man whore / Huh Short lists / maybe I shoulda killed their parents / So Joseph Rosenthal Can I call you Joe would it upset me to bring up your emotional problems with females / Not really / I'd sorta enjoy it / Perhaps I should tell everyone that you're a closet nerd Does that scare you No / And don't you harbor unrequited perverse sexual lust for that Joyce Brown girl / She's a man now / Oh / Huh / Rats This is what I get for playing favorites
Monkey attack / I'm an ape you / FWOOSHWOOSHWOOSH / Munky / MM / Ooo hoo hooo / Yeah so Uh / Planning on coming down / No / Damn
So hey uh whatcha doin' up there / Waking up the Cheese to kick your ass / hop hop / gnnn / BRZZAPP
 
BONK / Oof / Joe are you all right / I'm fine / How's it coming along with the Cheese / This is pretty snazzy stuff I'm dealing with up here It's not any tech I'm familiar with though it's set up almost like a giant life support system But that's not what I'm worried about the most at the moment / What's wrong / Oh just the collapsing integrity of reality
When the Head Alien uses that gun it corrupts the mathematical backbone of the universe And with the Cheese frozen it's accelerated the process / If we don't unfreeze him this whole town will become the epicenter of a continuity suckhole / Thats great Get working 'cuz the last thing we need right now is fancy words / My word did I take a wrong left turn somewhere / Hi Jason
Wow Sal I wouldn't have thought so but you are rather fetching in short hair / I'm not Sal / I think I need to go remove my member before it dries up and becomes gangrenous / And bloody hell I'm a fish
Are you even sure what you're doing up there Joe / It's only a matter of time before / one of our vital parts turns into a ham sandwich or something / Arrr arrr yarr arr yarr yarr arrr matey / Just / great / Yarrr once for yes and twice for no okay / Why do you keep wincing / The universe can't / make up its mind on whether I'm wearing panties or a thong
Hey why aren't we in color / I guess the universe decided to be lazy / Uh oh / What / I've got a tentacle for an arm / I can't / Lemme guess Joe's a wolf isn't he / Yeah Can you help me bury this / indeterminate advanced technology / What happ / Indeterminate advanced technology / Or perhaps / No / This is i
 
AAAYYYYYY / Buh / Oh no / We're getting out of here / But what about the Head Alien / Nothing can save him now
We're back Awesome / Yes / Where's the Head Alien / He is gone Farewell / Aren't you going to thank Joe for saving your behind / I didn't do / An' who are you inside that suit / After thousands of years that's no longer relevant / Thank you / BAMPF
So the Head Alien is gone / I guess it'll sink in eventually / It wasn't supposed to happen like this I wanted to be sure / Aw You got changed back / Aw / Um / I kinda wanted to kiss you / It's not too late / Both of you restraining orders
Everything is now as it should be / I dunno if you should get involved with her man She has a history / Did you hear about Dean / No I didn't / Well it all begins when / clip clop
We're home guys Stretch and make yourself comfortable It's been a long day / You know Joyce I kinda liked you as a guy too / Huh Really / Yeah I guess / I was a little more comforta I / Um / Well when you're a girl / Let's just say it gave me less to worry about / I feel / Bye
 
Aaahhh / Aaahhh / urp / scratch scratch scratch / X TREEEM MUG
Hey about that last mission are you gonna be okay / I'll be fine / Time / As fine as a potential West Point student who loses his family his life and his command and routinely reduced to being a crazed zombie can possibly be / Hey things might pick up Heck look at me I used to be Doc's assistant and now I run the best squadron SEMME has / Perhaps I should shut up / Smoke
I'm sorry for all my behavior towards you / You win okay I knew why I wasn't in command and I acted like an asshole My hypocrisy is unforgiveable / Tony all of us have things we've done in the past that embarrass or haunt us and while it'd be lying to say they don't bother us it'd be just as silly to think it matters to anybody else / I've known 'bout you for a long time Tony and I've never treated you differently / Hmm / Thanks Walky / Merry Christmas
We need to have a talk / Yes we do Let me put my shirt back on first / Don't worry 'bout it / Walky I was male for half a day / And so I know that if we want to keep this talk free from bias I'd better cover myself up / And so you also know that it ain't gonna work / Maybe we should talk through a door
I stated to you what my beliefs are and I stand by them It doesn't mean I'm happy about them or even understand why things have to be the way I believe them to be / If I were in control of the universe Dina would go to a better place than me She gave herself to save us all which I honestly don't know if I could do sometimes / It bothered me My beliefs contradicted my conscience / I wondered why I even believed in a god at all / But then after some thinking I remembered exactly why / Because of you Walky
 
Whenever I was lost and afraid you were always there to reassure me to realign me down the right path When I didn't have god's word he put you there to remind me / People treat me different just like you 'Cuz our lives are simple they're somehow worth less / And it's 'cuz you've been there too You understood me Despite every other person in the world who marginalized and shunned me you cared for me / You kept me off the track to being cynical and yielding You reminded me that all people are beautiful inside / And that despite all our evils we can still be redeemed / Joyce / I don't believe that any more
The simple life stuff worked great back when I was just a dumb lab assistant Little of what I did really mattered / But life is way more complicated than I allowed myself to believe / You were right on one thing I'm smarter than that / And now / There was no hope for Dina It doesn't matter if we're beautiful or not And frankly at this point I don't care What I thought won't save her / We'll fight the martians and we'll all die
That's that's where I am now / Is is it an important enough a difference to matter if you still love me or not / Walky don't / Please don't / I I don't think we have to decide on anything now / I / It can wait / The universe doesn't depend on whether or not we're together / But what if it does
Thanks John / Three months after its surprise announcement to the press the U.S.S. Destiny stands ready to launch / With a crew of over two hundred it will reach the outside of our solar system within two weeks / A dramatic and exciting leap in technology to be certain / Experts have murmured that 2002's alien encounter might have been involved / SEMME is playing with fire / Fox News / ATCH BLANCO NINO / porkchop sandwiches
Mr. O'Ryan some would say you have a vendetta against SEMME / Why does this encompass U.S.S. Destiny too / Fox / Little Johnny doesn't know because you told him / SEMME provided the technology for this project in exchange for amnesty from our government / And / Or maybe you're a communist peacenick O'Ryan / Are you / On July 19 the sky over Denver turned yellow What have we heard ab / Answer the question O'Ryan / Cable news versus Bart O'Ryan I feel conflicted / click
 

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