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What a crock I dress well / If you want to attract old ladies / But I'm more comfortable to approach I dress casually but not sloppily / You wear a luau shirt / And if that don't help hang out with someone who's worse / That's why I hang out with Walky here / See Joe likes me |
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I tell you what I'm gonna pick up that girl Just watch / Hi there / Hi / Could I have a refill |
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It's not fair / Oh what now / You're hoarding all the women You don't need them You live with five / Dude / You're the one leading this big chubby crusade to find Sal / I am insulted Our conversation is over / Hey what's a big chubby / Lemme show ya |
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Sale / $ / snerk |
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The C.I.A. reports say Sal was goin' this direction but I ain't seen any sign of 'er / I don't see the point of this Are we planning to drag her back to Denver / Well maybe / Well that should send her screaming back home / I'm blind / H hello |
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Jason What the hell / Oh Um / Dear me This was a mistake / I should change back before further damage is done |
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Jason What are you doing in South Carolina / Squad 135 / And why are you dressed like a dork / Now hold on / There's a perfectly good explanation / A very very excellent one / Drugs / I'm trying to pick up girls / Drugs |
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Right boys we're moving out / What Where / Squad 135 is closing in on an alien operation here / If there's aliens Sal can't be too far behind / Well how serious is the operation / What do you mean how serious / The perfect crime / Wheeee Faster / Segway |
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Any sign of them / No not yet / Segway / Any sign of her / No not yet / Any sign of him / No not yet / RARR / Hold that thought |
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Oh hey boss by default Hi / Didn't 'xpect you / What are you doing here / Oh Um / We thought we'd bum a few of these Segway scooter things / They're stylin' / The plan was to keep a low profile / Fine you try running from SEMME with these short legs |
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Drop the scooters We're leaving / But boss / KLANK / Whoa what was that / Sounds like angst / FWAM / Miss me / Not really no |
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Whoa have you been workin' out You tossed the boss like / URRK / SNAP / Running now / Eat my dust coppers AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA |
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The hell is this / Don't you watch The Today Show / No ah don't / Dude you should Katie Couric is hot / I can't remember is she on the market again / oops Ah well less competition |
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A monkey and a hot girl fighting I can die happy now / Oh |
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HUFF HUFF / Bravo Sal It's good to know you're still an agent if only in spirit / CLAP CLAP / Now hand over Monkey Master / Was that a yes or a no / Um / Please god let it be a yes |
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If ah let you take Monkey Master SEMME will just keep him locked away untile he inevitably escapes / Classic SEMME mistake / We'll take him home in pieces if that floats your boat / Sorry not good enough / Excellent Team let's take her down / Y'know what floats my boat Not fighting super strong angry chicks |
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Got ya / Yer touching my boob / Oh Sorry Sorry / POW |
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BOMF / Suprise / I'm certain the forgotten Walkerton son will be more than happy to hold you here until the C.I.A. arrives to haul you off to the looney bin where you belong / If you can kill Tony for being an out of control monster you can bet I'll do the same for you So I wouldn't try anything / Either way this is it no last hurrahs and the other shoe ain't gonna drop / BOINK |
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Is someone in the vents / Grunt / Bryan go check around up there / Ow Okay Ow / Jason I'm out of shoes Gimme one of your pointy ones / No / Dude I can totally see down Daisy's shirt |
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Banzai / Bro / Go Run Sal run / No seriously My socks are lethal / That's the idea |
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Sis what are you doing Get out of here / Walky / Move so ah can get a clean shot / This was 'sposed to be phase two but since you folks have given me so much trouble ah'll just get this outta the way now / Holy crap I rescued the bad guy / Hello welcome to yesterday |
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When we joined SEMME they lied to us bro / Told us two we weren't abductees Lied 'bout our powers / We coulda stopped year zero first thing Ah killed Tony for nothin' The secret was more important than his life / Tell me when all the aliens are gone / What does a clinically insane woman who killed an entire race do with an army of super powered humans / Move furniture |
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Sal don't do this It's crazy it's / Of course she's crazy That's why we / You wanna go first Daisy Shut up / PUNCH |
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How 'bout you shut up / C'mon Sal / I'll take you home / I'm planning vacations from now on 'kay |
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No / Don't give me that You're all going to die Aliens will be purged / Christ / If yer gonna kill us / start with me / Very well / Act with integrity / KRAKK / No regrets |
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CRNCH / KRNCH |
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CLANK / smush |
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Two / two of a kind / Heh / Just like your sister / I win / Programmed to be k killing machines / smuck / This is how it was 'sposed to end sooner or later |
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Hey you / Wake up / W what / What happened / You'd better scram and scram now / Sure Whatever / What's Joe doing / Well since Monkey Master is vagina less I'm empty on explanations |
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Go monkey go / What / No / Nooooo / cough cough / pfft / If anyone asks / I fell down the stairs |
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