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Excuse us / ding / I told you he was weird / I don't think weird is the right word / What the # was that for / If Billie an' Danny see you or Joyce SEMME's through / God I'm gonna hafta have sex with 30 women to wipe the gay off me / Good Start with the second floor |
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Hey there's Walky / I'm going to apologize on behalf of Billie for inviting ourselves here / It's okay / Oh Danny grow a spine / My journalism classes taught me that you can't be worried all the time 'bout other people if you're gonna get things done / Pussy footing around will only keep you from finding the truth / You've gotta push / You've gotta keep your eyes open / And you've always gotta be suspicious / Ours is the best relationship in the world |
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An' this is my apartment / Jurassic Park / Walkerton / This is my girlfriend Dina My very quiet girlfriend / This place is small I thought you lived with 4 other people / Oh Um Not anymore / Dina an' I decided to take the next step in our relationship / We HAVE / Oh boy |
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Let me get your coats / Thanks Dina / She's certainly cheerful / Heh heh yeah / I'm just amazed How did you meet / Oh you know / I mean this is fantastic It's unbelievable / Yeah / Way to beat the odds / I don't like this converation |
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So yer in town for a week Billie / Mmm hmm / Not just to visit Danny though You know that there were sightings of a giant robot monkey in January / It was a robot ape / Excuse us |
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Walkerton they know about Monkey Master / Shhh / Dina these people know Joe an' Sal an' Joyce from before SEMME / So just pretend I live here okay / so you're not moving in / Of course not / Yeeeee |
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Y'know Danny I think something's fishy here / About what / I know when Walky's lying to me and today he's showing all the signs / Well it's obvious he knows something about the ape robot / Heck no I think his girlfriend is a fraud / They look authentic to me |
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Walky can't evade my mad journalism skillz I know his girl's a fake / ring ring / First of all look at that single bed Second he's Walky No girl would like him He / Hello / What / Who's that / What / But / Joe is dead |
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D dead Joe Which Joe / Our Joe / W w wh HOW / God / There was a huge fire in his apartment they f found him there / with five other women in varying states of undress / This is all my fault / No Danny no don't say that It's not your fault / Yes it is / All these years I've told him that wild passionate orgies have horrible consequences / but I never warned him of big firey death |
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I'm sorry Walky but I have to get home / Wait Wait / Joe'll be okay / But he's dead / Maybe |
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Maybe What do you mean maybe / Did I say maybe / Yes you said maybe / Maybe what / Maybe Joe isn't dead / Remember you said it not me |
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Let's get outta here / Thanks |
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JOE / WHAT / I um need to talk to you / Dammit Walky I still have 27 women to go / WHAT |
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This better be damned important / Quiet smoove B / Your best friend thinks you're dead / Right That's my cover story / You don't care 'bout his feelings / He should be proud / Oh the orgy thing / Dude I wish I did die that way |
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You look a mess / Oh yeah / That was a total workout / You Exercise / Naw I was just over at Dina's / Here I won't be finishing this / Sorry I'm allergic to real food |
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Here's the tape of The Tick you wanted Walky Later / Wiigii / But dangit my name is Walkerton Got it / Whatever / What's wrong with Walky / What / Say it again / Walky / Bwahaha hahahaha hahaha hahaha / Waw kay Waw kay Waw kay / Pip pip cherio / I don't make fun of your accent / Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha |
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Hi Joe / Hey Joyce / Whatcha doing / I'm on my way to Alan's office / Today's my first day in the field He's pairing me up with another squadron / I remember that day for me / For the first week squad 128 had me convinced my job was washing the jet / You got to wash the jet |
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Hey I'll go with you to Alan's office and I'll see you off / Sure / Greetings Joe I'm pleased to introduce you to squad 48 |
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Hot damn / Them / Squad 48 is next up for patrol / Search out and find Monkey Master / Don't worry Alan / We'll take good care of Joe / When we're done with him he'll know this job inside and out / Every inch will be explored |
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Joyce what's wrong / Ohh / Joe's training with squad 48 now / Wow / Squad 48 you say Joe's a bloody lucky man indeed / They sure know how to keep the fluids flowing / Did you know that Mandy has a tattoo on h / Just shut up |
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I thought you and Joe were just friends Are you jealous / No we just have fun together / But I can't compete with those girls / Nonsense You have personality / Jason this is Joe / Oh right He dry humps the sofa |
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Hey loser / Not now please / Oh I'm sorry Is this a bad day / Yes / Look you get dressed up and I'll take you out Movie food maybe some dancing / And then I'll # you in the ass like Joe's doing to all of squad 48 |
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American Pie 3 The Pie Strikes Back / Coming this fall / Give me the hostess pie / But I didn't do anythi / Give it |
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I can't sleep Daniel / Somewhere out there Joe's probably having premarital hanky panky with those other girls / ripping his shirt off his broad shoulders revealing his dark skin and hairy chest |
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Joyce Joyce I heard you scream Are you okay / I had a bad thought / Is that all / A very bad and dirty thought / No harm done / about Joe / Wait wait back up |
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This is all very scary / Why Joe / Well he is a guy / But there's lotsa guys Mike Jason uh me / Well you're sorta almost a guy / Hey |
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Hey Dina Am I sexy / Why do you ask / Just say yes or no / It's kind of an odd question / Just answer it / I mean I'd have to think about it first / RAAAAAGH |
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knock knock / Uh hi Is Joe here / Um no then / Do you mind if I wait here for him / You're really creepy you know that |
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Have a seat Joe and Mandy'll be back soon / Thanks / I've been insulted / Hi / I had to go to six music stores to find a CD of this group and Grace said she saw it at Target / I'm sorry / Jungin' Rob / I'll say Now just any mass market zombie can own it / Do you like the music or not |
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Hey girls we're back / Thanks sweetie / Oh Joyce Hey Something wrong / DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH |
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