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There's miles of stuff in here / Where are we going exactly / Big Boss How are you holding / ugh / Grunt / No Beef / I don't know why Sal gets preferential treatment above the other wounded / Let go of me
Daisy we might need Sal because of her Martian DNA / Sal / Leave me alone / Yeah she's a real help / Hi Thanks for letting us in
Out of my way / M M / WAP / Guh / Failed / Sorry SEMME but you have a new patient / No / T Tony
Where do you think you're going / I'm not going to sit here while my family dies down there / I have to do something / Big Boss instructed / I'm not doing this as a SEMME agent / but as a human being
So many people have died already / A distant horror / It's too late to prevent stuff but at least I can be there to share it / And maybe even offer a glimpse of / hope
 
Prepare for butt whoopin / Ass kicken / Whatever
Hoop / Oh my god Hooper Fitz Max / Hoy hoy Lith / When Monkey Master dragged you into the water I thought you / Just 'cuz you're alive doesn't mean you can cop a feel / That's how you know I'm alive baby
What's going on / It's Monkey Master / He darted into the Martian colony after the others and blasted the entrance apart from inside / I'll get us through / Eee my hair's standing on end
Aaaa / Who are you / Identify yourself / Or I'll / Hey
Hey you You big nasty thing / CRAK CRAK CRAK / He's uncovering the entrance / He's trying to get in / Not on my watch / Hold it Hoop / FWAP
 
Walkerton Sal / That thing he's / sealing up the entrance / CRAK CRAK CRAK / Big Boss / Oh no / Hey where's he going / Don't you dare leave us here
Hey you / How can you just walk away A man just died and your powers can get him to help / He doesn't deserve this / He's a good man / Who am I to decide / VWIP
Anthony joined government service selflessly to help his father Since that day his life has never been his own He was dedicated to the protection of others even after he lost both his wife and his only son / But he carried on because he hadn't lost his family he considered every one here a son or a daughter Some would say he died a lonely man but those people didn't know him very well / zzzz / He was his work and his work is you / And through his work he lives on / Thank you Anthony / You were right Sal Good people do die / But this time it's because of me
Hey sis where were ya today / Sal I know Big Boss is gone but the Head Alien is dead Mission accomplished Wiigii / Ah should've saved Big Boss instead of Dina
Sis what are y / No you listen to me okay / My parents died 'cuz of my stupid selfishness Ah swore that ah'd never act 'ccordin' to my own desires again Get it / Ah've become weak Ah've slipped Too many personal indulgences / Like being happy / Ah'll be happy when ah'm perfect
 
Sure ah can put on a good talk about my principles / Sal / But as soon as ah've gotta choose at the blink of an eye ya see what ah believe / Ah'm redoublin' my efforts / Sal yer crazy / Ah'm the sanest ah've been / Is that a thump thump I hear beneath the floorboards / That's Mike smashing hamsters with a wrench
Where are you going / Out / Monkey Master's still at large and there's some personal messes ah've gotta clean up / I'm not lettin' you leave / You're not well / POW
click / Yo Joe
S Sal what are you doing here / Takin' you away / What I just started graduate school / Where you taking me / Ah'm havin' sex with you / Ooo / That was a lie wasn't it
So I figger you're carting me off to wherever you took Joyce all those years ago / I have a feeling I'm going to be missing that quiz on Friday / Y'know you're pretending to be different now but you're really not
 
Professor Doc / Ah've got you an abductee / What / Christopher Lloyd / How is this possible We rounded up all of them at Year Zero / YOU / Eep
I knew you had something to do with this Walky / It's Walkerton / How the hell do you know Walky / Walkerton / He was snooping around our campus looking for friends of Joyce / Joyce / Eep
Sal you'll have to clear this with the new Big Boss before we can begin / Fine Follow me / I'm glad that's over / No it's not
Ah wonder who's the head of SEMME now / Hello Sal / Linda where's Big Boss / I am Big Boss / #
Why did you bring in this young man / No you will answer my questions / What incompetent fools put a mental patient in charge of SEMME / Sal I'm your mother and your commander / So I suggest you settle down before I suspend you for insubordination / Yer not my mother an' ah'll never take orders from you / Uh I'm going to go hide just now
 
Sal I strongly recommend you seek therapy I know what happened in the embassy hurt / Wrong / It only rekindled my pledge made after my parents' deaths / Wait Your parents are dead / Yeah yeah I shut up now
Sal you're suspended until we can get you some help / I'm worried about you / Then it's clear to me that SEMME died along with Big Boss / Ah'll hunt down Monkey Master myself if you won't help me / Ah refuse to wear your perverted symbol of insanity an' weak minded immorality any longer / Ah used to be proud of this stripe / RIIIIP / Before ah learned what it really stood for / Sal stop / Never / SEMMF / CRASH
She jumped 6 stories How can she survive that / This is Big Boss Seal up the perimeter / This was a mistake I can't be her mom and her boss / mom / She quit so problem solved right / No Walkerton and Beef are still here / You get around / I'll explain later
Sal sis / I know I can't stop you but hear me out / No matter what you think you've done I still love you okay / You're all confusin' me 'cuz I know what you're really like inside / You've been the best sister to me in just two years Kind supportive caring / How can what you feel 'bout me matter / when ah don't like myself
So she's gone / Yes and listen carefully / It's very important that you don't track her down We've alerted the FBI and they'll get her / SEMME is too emotionally loaded for her right now She'll go out of her way to prove she's dangerous hardcore / Screw SEMMF I'm her brother / SEMMF / SEMMF / Haven't been outside yet have you mom
 

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