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It sounds you've been through a lot / Nothin' ah didn't deserve / You know I think you just need to let go / No / Then telling me your past helped nothing / Then ah'm sorry fer wastin' yer time / Wait |
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You have to stop punishing yourself / I know what happens when you put all your mental eggs in one basket / You go crazy / Yes / That's exactly what ah'm preventin' / Ah choose my beliefs an' stick to 'em / Learnin' from your mistakes |
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Oh Joy oyce / Yeah / No no in here / Huh / I'm in your mind / NOOOO / WHAP / Ow / WHAP / Ow / WHAP / Ow / WHAP / Ow |
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I can't believe it Three whole months How does Dina stand him / SEMME / Oh well We can only hope she's a good influence on him / Wiigii / It hurts right here |
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So Dina How are Walkerton and you doing / Nicely / You do seem happy How do you do it / Hey Dina I found this cool bug in my sandwich so / I am impressed / munch munch munch |
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Who knew a relationship on the rebound would work / Walkerton an' Dina / Yes I'd thought Walkerton was just being petty at Joyce / But they actually work together / smooch / Later sweetums / Though some things I'll never get used to |
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Dina's great ain't she / What's so great about her / Um / It's cute how she empties her sinuses violently when she showers in the morning / I did not have this conversation / Where's the mind wiper |
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Ah hope you're disgusted with yourself / What Why / Dina's just a replacement for you know who / No I don't know who / Joyce / Joyce Do I know a Joyce Hmm Nope Doesn't ring a bell |
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Of course I'm the only responsible one here / DOG CHOW / Mike and Sal are always gloomy and I know I'm not Mr. Exciting / What we need are some smiles around here / Joyce you're our squadron's soul / We need you back |
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SMOOCH / Oh no Body temperature rising / Talk about bad car ma / That sounded like some nightmare / Yeah I mean that was the worst pun ever |
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How's Joyce doing Why has she made no progress / Big Boss we can't afford to fix her / Do you know how many times she's saved the world's collective ass with her psychotic outbursts / Three / Well I'm holding out for five |
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This is a very crucial time professer we have dozens of squads out hoping to beat the aliens to the martian ruins / Exactly why we need Joyce the way she is / If you won't treat her we'll find someone who will / No Hooper |
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Great news everyone Joyce is coming home / Oh good now I can be murdered in the comfort of my own home / Yeah I love being verbally abused / That's exactly what I don't want / I'll tolerate no negative comments / Hey Joyce you sure were a good lay / You were cool when you were normal / Children |
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SEMME / Keep in mind that they're giving Joyce sex related objects / They're hoping that she'll become relaxed around the subject / So no snickering / No matter what / Lookit these cute curling irons / Abject horror is allowed / BZZZZZZZZ / Wheeee |
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Um Joyce those ain't curling irons / I I guess I knew that / Ah'll uh take those out fer you / Good 'cuz I can't move |
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Feel good to be home Joyce / Not really / The apartment reeks of blood and sailors / Semen / Whatever |
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I kind of like your new hairstyle / What / It's nicer with it thinner on top / thanks / It really brings out your huge monkey ears |
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Maybe we should all go out and do somethin' together / To lift Joyce's spirits Sounds superb / Plus we never celebrated me an' Walkerton's 21st birthday so / There's a reason / Walkerton an' alcohol / We have a hard enough time making him piss inside the bowl as it is |
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Hey whassup / We're goin' out / Aw cute 'Bout time you two hooked up / Not that Just to the pub / Boozin' up my sis huh You inhuman predator / No We're all going / Good gosh man A lil' optimistic are we / Very optimistic / Well thanks |
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Everyone comfortable / We'd like 5 Red's Scottish Beers and one Coke please / Actually / I'll have what they're having |
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Joyce are you certain you want a beer / We're not asking you to do anything you don't want to / I'm sure / Okay not so sure anymore |
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Bleah Bitter sour buttcheese / I paid ten lousy dollars for this / What a ripo / Wo |
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One sip / Yes And he's on the floor / Jashon is that you old friend / My time in the light is short |
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I don't know what I'm doing Sal / I've always defined myself relative to my peers / I knew who I was and how I fit in / But who I am is wrong and damaging I've done terrible things / so I must conform to keep myself and others from harm / But that erases who I am my identity / I don't want to save myself by destroying what makes me unique / However that's the punishment I have to accept for being evil / Though hopefully I'll prove able to hold my liquor better than you and your brother |
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Too much beer / I'm okay but I don't think the room is / Hang in there / Yer so good to me / Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are / Almost as beautiful / as Joyce |
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No no You don't think that anymore / You don't mean that You love me / Mine |
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Still pondering over your beer / Pondering over whether to get another one / Okay okay No more for me |
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Dina why did you ask fer me / Well / I need to ask you something / Last night while you were passed out / God dammit That was just a nap |
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So Walkerton likes Joyce more than you Ah'd just dump 'im / No I love him / Why you of all people would be attracted to / You know how he stares blankly / At first I thought he was braindead or something but it's just that he's always thinking / Constantly / He's the most intelligent man alive / and only I appreciate him |
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So tell me Sal Do you really think he meant it / All ah can say is that Walkerton liked Joyce fer a really long time / All right / Thank you / Why do people always come to me with their problems / SEMME / You know not to whom you speak |
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