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We're losing cabin pressure / I'll see what's up / Eep / The villain always comes back one last time yes / I wasn't told we're going by the book / / You're back Just like Khan / Of course You idiots forgot to pull up the gangplank / Uh aren't you sorta close to the edge / Shut up You're not my / Momma / Here Grab my foot / Never I'll take you with me instead / I have had enough of you / KICK / AUGH / SPLASH / Huh I half expected him to land on a humpback whale |
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Gotcha / Thanks But this duck don't seem very stable / The Duck's seen worse / Ya think so / I know so / PUT PUT PUT / 'Kay ah'll take yer word for it / / Surprisingly this was one of our better landings / Judging from what ah've seen ah'm not surprised at all / What was surprisin' was ta find out that all aliens aren't evil megalomaniacs bent on world domination / Just most of 'em / Well I've surveyed the damage / Uh oh Those SEMME guys are lucky they left when they did / Don't worry It's not that bad / Really That's great news / Don't get me wrong the ship's in terrible shape It'll take me several months to repair her / But we couldn't have picked a better place to land the Steel Duck / We're on top of a high mesa in a dense forest It's remote enough to hide the ship but accessible enough to bring in supplies / Our altitude is a lot higher than the terrain around us so once I complete the repairs blasting off will be a cinch / And the best thing is no one would ever suspect this place as a source of alien activity / Why do I suddenly have a craving for mashed potatoes |
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Big Boss some agents are here to see you / Send them in Ms. Eables / Big Boss we / I know what you're here for / SEMME hasn't been on the level with its agents on some matters / That changes today / I had Alan send out a 411 but I suppose I'll give you the unabridged version |
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So your mother fought aliens for the government / Go away / Like mother like daughter / Shut up / By Jove your rage runs in the family / Out of the apartment Out / So / OUT |
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This is supposed to be my place / Your what / My place to do as ah please to forget all my past / An' here it comes all runnin' back / Is it jus' too damn much to ask to be left alone / Well I am trying to watch tv / Smartass |
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Hey Walky / Hi / I'll be in my room alone if you want to do anything to me / SQUEEK SQUEEK / You mean do anything with you / SLLLURP / You heard me |
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Joyce / Get in here Walky We need to get to know each other / LOCK / Walky You haven't called me that sinc / Hush |
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Mmmm / Mm / Wait wait what's going on Is this for real / Get on the bed / I don't know who you really are but yer turnin' me off / Liar / Shut up you |
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Y'know Walky this'd be a lot more fun if you participated / You can't be Joyce / Joyce is pure and sweet / What convincing do you need I can give you my name my birthdate anything Come on / What was college like / Short mostly I had a major crush but didn't get out much / Joyce's mind is wiped She doesn't remember college Busted / Maybe she doesn't want to |
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I know Joyce She'd never act like you / Then you obviously don't know me do you / Everyone's got a dark secret / I use Jason's toothbrush / Where |
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Where's Joyce imposter / Oh Walky / Remember when we went to McDonald's for Hello Kitty toys and we talked all the way home / Sal Sal Help / Unless she's joining in no |
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Sal Sal / Joyce pulled me into her room took off her clothes and tried to have sex with me / Hee hee hee / SNORT / hee hee hee / I'll give you 30 seconds to stop okay |
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I've gotta get outta here but definitely not in these clothes / How'm I gonna find anything that fits the new me / SNIP SNIP SNIP |
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Hello ladies / Wow are you English / Yes Yes I am / Mmm just like James Bond / Heh heh yes / Back off sluts / Joyce Shoo Go home / He's mine / Red's Scottish Beer |
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Isn't it past your bedtime / Mmm hmm / I've been a bad bad girl / Whatcha gonna do to me / If this is a dream I'd hate to think what is says about my subconscious / You'll just have to hate yourself in the morning |
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This is all very scary / That couldn't have been Joyce it couldn't But she knew things only Joyce could know / Ah dunno what to tell ya bro / People ain't always what they seem Even then this is purty far fetched / But if Joyce ain't Joyce / where is she |
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COUGH COUGH / Hey it's my special friend / I must admit that you Joyce in particular have this way of always screwing up my plans / And look Here you are pointblank at my mercy Sweet / Have I ever said how cute you are |
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It's a funny thing really I thought wiping your mind was a simple solution at the time / But what I assumed was some bipolar disorder of yours was really something more sinister / Heheheheheheh / What What's sinister / Heheh sorry it's just so poetic heheh |
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When the dup o matic inadvertently cloned you it gave a body to your second personality / What / Every naughty sexual urge you shelved in denial until those thoughts were no longer considered yours / I have no naughty thoughts / Not now All your undesired traits are now in the other you / She's not me / Okay maybe not all |
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This is Jason's usual pub but we're still minors sis We c / Let them stop me / Red's Scottish Beer / J Jason / Whoever that was that was not Joyce / She was here / Look all I want is a pair of pants / Ack Right |
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Just got word from SEMME Joyce just arrived in one of the SEMME crafts / Joyce Joyce / We'll go find out Let's go team / Later / Joyce / Hi / Why do you look at me that way |
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And the next thing I knew I got sucked out of the Steel Duck / Was it good for you / No |
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There are two of them / Hey everyone Hop in / Joyce / I need to feed Daniel / I just need to feed Need to feed Daniel Need to feed Daniel / Why are you all looking at me / Stop it She's not me / Stop it / I said go away / I said stop looking at me / Um |
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Woah there / Professor Doc We've got a problem / Leave me alone / Hey there / Okay neither of you move We're going to talk this over peacefully / Aw I like it rough / Shut up Shut up |
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Jason why point the gun at me / I don't know you / I'm just as much Joyce as she is I'm just the part she doesn't oblige / We're two halves of the same whole Shoot me and half of her dies / Besides I think you know me plenty if you get what I mean / Thanks for the nightmares |
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Make it go away Sal Make it go away / Aw look at the wittle baby / Now everyone knows our dark secret / But everytime you're weak you come running back to me / Lady he has a venereal disease / This is a bit rhetorical but are you insane or merely a huge hypocrite / You forgot lousy in the sack |
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Die / You're not me and you never will be / Not you / I'm more you than you are thanks to your repression of me The mindwipe couldn't even find me / You went to all that trouble and I'm still here / Hahahaha / Um jeez Joyce don't beat yerself up over this / Walkerton / Die / Haha / Ow |
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Just as always your dark side gets the better of you / But what can you do now I'm free and I'm not going away ever / You can die / BLAM |
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She's asleep now professor / Excellent Perhaps rest will help clear her head / I I hope so I'm beyond worried an' all She did some things I don't understand / I want to but / Yes Her recent actions conflict with your belief that she was merely a sweet girl / So instead of taking new information at face value you're trying to reconcile it with what you knew to be true / What / Right Forgot who I'm talking to / It's 4 am Walkerton I suggest you get some sleep / No / I'm staying here / SEMME |
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