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How come Walkerton and Sal got to go home / They didn't go home Not officially anyway They're on vacation / Huh / It's a little known fact that Sal is Big Boss's most favored agent She gets the job done / He's playing favorites / I'd be jealous if I had a family to go home to / I merely hope she's more open about herself after confronting her past / Why should she have to / Because / She needs someone to confide in and I selfishly want it to be me |
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You get right down here this instant / You can't / Can't what I'm your mother / You're not my / Yes'm / Give mommy a hug sweetie |
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Look at my girl You're a mess / Hair's so messy wearing a trashy jacket Do you call that make up / Excuse me / And are those alien bloodstains still on your pants / Er |
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Aliens Ah don't know what y / Drop it I know / Walkerton told ya didn't he / Sorry Aliens an' I go way back / I don't like to talk about it but if I don't open up to you why should you open up to me / Girl's gotta have her secrets / But at what cost |
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I grew up near Reno Nevada / In high school a new kid moved from out of state / MATH / Anthony / He didn't talk much but the mystery only made him more appealing to us girls / Some mysteries need to be kept that way / But I learned the hard way |
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I tried to get Anthony to talk to me for the longest time / But he clammed up / Finally I decided to follow him home / My curiosity was overshadowed only by my imagination He had to have some huge secret / But he wasn't from what I could tell Just a normal family / Until / What |
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A flying saucer / Oh my god oh my god oh my god / Oh my god oh my god oh my god |
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Dad / Get your mother We're leaving / Where / Dad you're crazy You stole th / The government owes it to me After all I've done for / I'm going to die of bone cancer by 50 Do you know the radiation levels at / Area 51 Why I'd be delighted to know |
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Hand over the spacecraft Mr. McHenry and quietly / We don't want a scene now do we / This isn't yours / And keeping it in a lab for 24 years makes it yours / The martians crashed it humans took it you stole it and now it's mine / WHAM |
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Eeee / Go Leave |
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We fought the aliens off that night / But his father still had to answer / to the government Anthony pledged his life to them so long as they left him alone / Infatuated I went with him I was young / That's it / That's what / Ah was expectin' a bit more tragedy no offense / Oh no that was only the beginning |
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Anthony and I became what you could call the first SEMME agents before such a thing existed / Those years where all glamour Fancy cars exotic locales thrilling adventures / And then real life came crashing down all around me |
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During one of our assignments I met David / David was average straight edged and unbelievably dull / He didn't know I was an agent for the government / I'd sneak off to talk to him from time to time / I don't know why / I guess I was just sick of the whole alien martian schtick / Lemme guess he became my dad / Almost |
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One night I went to see him at his apartment / The place reeked of martians / I don't know why but they killed him / So I killed the martians / All of them |
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I admit that I wasn't exactly in my best mind at the time / The martians had taken from me the one oasis I had from my burdensome life of combat and emotional retardation / I don't remember much of what I did to the martians I tied a fragment from David's tattered clothes around me and everything after that is a bloody blur / Both the government and I agreed that I was long overdo for retirement but years later Anthony had decided otherwise The martians may be gone but he demanded that in a way other hostile alien forces are also vanquished by bearers of the symbol of extraterrestrial oppression punished |
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Turkish delight / You're British right / Put it with the others / Hey Walkerton Get what you wanted for christmas / Eh Sorta / There we go |
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So how'd Walkerton an' Beef get switched / Now now / If I tell you everything now you don't have a reason to come down to see me later / At least tell me why th' hell / Language / why David wore yellow pants / It was the '70's |
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Look who I found outside Chuck / Oh / Well lookit that / AAAAAAAAAAAAA / Doesn't she look excited |
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We're openin' our presents an' goin' home bro / What Why / This is jus' too weird 'kay Ah'm freakin' out / My baby / Okay we're going now Right now |
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Hi Mike Want to help Here / That's not where it goes and you know it |
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See A mommy daddy and their 2.5 children / Who's that / Ssh That's their illegal immigrant housekeeper |
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Hur hur u r SEMME agent oky / What / Professor Doc Where is he / Oh He's in a meeting / Helo I'm Hooper kill my lonely / Um I'm Dina / Hot hot sexengs / AAAAA / AOL is destroying the world |
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I'm celebrating my first anniversary of becoming a SEMME agent / Hmmm / I got 5 bags of nachitos 9 bean burritos 2 chalupas some pintos and cheese an' lots of fire sauce / Big Boss told me there'd be days like this / My intestines are pulsating with anticipation |
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Mike and I are off to the pub / You an' Joyce hold up the fort Ah'm out / Hey there lil' filly |
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So I guess we're all alone / Yep / This is it Now we can talk an' get to know each other / An' then she'll like me Nothing can get in our way |
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Why why why did I eat the entire Taco Bell menu for dinner / I should be out there with her instead of bein' stuck on the potty / Walkerton are you all right / Um shaving emergency / Shaving emergency / Yeah it's one of uh those guy things / BZZZZZ |
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Walkerton's been in there for an hour / I hope he's okay / I keep feeling he's hiding things from me which doesn't make sense / Normally he's so extroverted / On the other hand why am I caring so much |
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What is this I'm feeling I mean it's just Walkerton / Is there more to my concern for him But / I don't know what to feel / I feel itchy all over / BZZZZZ |
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Red's Scottish Beer / Thank the maker for imported beer eh / I can tolerate America's politics its sitcoms even sometimes its natives but not without proper beer / What say you Mike / How much have you had / Just a little |
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Ugh I'm done / Walkerton do you have any feelings for me / N no / Wow that was easier than I though / SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK |
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