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I think I'm finally learning to live with my ol' girlfriend being gone Alex / Yet / I dunno I just have so many questions y'know / Mm hmm Welcome to Bloomington 90210 / Sorry |
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I never see you off the 'puter Alex Do you have a real life / tappity tap / You disappoint me Danny I had no idea you were so judgemental on lifestyles that differ from your own / You know what you just said was a load of crap right / You got me |
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Joe wake up / whuh / We're going christmas shopping with Joyce remember / Isn't it enough torture that I hafta get up / Get dressed She'll be here soon / Fa la la la laaaaaaaa / Put down that lamp Joe / # christmas spirit |
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Ooh look A pretty tree / Yay / It's so pretty All the bows / Ooh Teddy bear / SALE / Must kill / Easy Joe / You so cute is you Mr. Beah Ooh yeth you is |
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Joe c'mere / TIME / I've found the perfect gift for Danny Look / It's a snow globe / Yeah but look at the beautiful unicorn It's so sparkly and pink / Here let me pay for half |
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HALLMARK / Here's a great card Dan / Merry christmas dear mom This card is for you with cheap printed paper / of a faint yellow hue I coulda sent better I'll admit in a flash but your last letter to me / Merry Christmas / was missing some cash / Ooh lemme see that |
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Well guys I've bought presents for my parents my relatives and most my friends And you / I bought me a book / I got myself a CD / Men |
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Ugh studying for finals / Could anything be more dreadful / Danny mistletoe / I guess putting lambs blood on our door didn't work |
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Pucker up Danny / Joyce / I'm sorry Joyce I know I broke up with my girlfriend but I dunno / Math / Yeah yeah gimme a better reason or I'll plant you one on the lips / Well for one that's not mistletoe it's holly |
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I don't get it Danny Your girlfriend dumped you Why are you clinging to her like an old blanket / You can't throw a three year relationship out the window like that Joyce I refuse to believe we broke up because she's moving There's more / It ain't over until the fat lady sings eh / Hmmm / I can get fat I can sing |
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Everything's clear to me now / Everything before was just a game Since Danny's ex won't leave the picture / I'll just have to make her leave / Now / it's war / die die die |
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Joyce sure stormed out eh / Yeah I'm a little worried / Heyyy why are you still studying for finals / It's what I was doing when Joyce came in / But finals are over It's the middle of January / You got a point there actually / I never got to go home for christmas vacation either / Being a comic character sure has its low points |
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SLAM / mumble mumble / Danny still likes / mumble / stupid ex girlfriend / mumble mumble / Hey kid what's wrong / Why does Danny like his ex more than me / Can't be yer outstandin' maturity / She's a big doodie head I wish she would die |
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Danny Look A mint first printing of Robo Vac #1 / No way / Our childhood hero's first adventure told in 32 color pages / Robo Vac / We got it Woohoo Yee hawwwww / C'mon open it / Don't be silly This thing's worth moolah |
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The name's Hoover / Tom Hoover / DORITOS / I'm a detective for the Chicago police It's a job I like It's all I like / Little did I know that I was about to like it a little more / I never knew Robo Vac #1 was such a literary classic / Heh It isn't |
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Robo Vac / As I headed back to the police bureau I mulled over my latest suspect / the Dust Bunny / Catching thieves was never a problem for me / But this one had an edge / Up / He was clinically insane / Whheeeeee / But most criminals in rabbit suits would have to be |
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So when does he become Robo Vac / I dunno I'll flip ahead / As the thunder storm raged outside I vacuumed in my small apartment But my mind dwelled on other matters / RRRR RRR / However my thoughts were to be cut short |
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I I was transformed / But where were my feet / So one zap of lightning and he's a vacuum cleaner / Robo Vac / Science is dead |
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In the wake of this disaster I heard the call / The call / I was much more than a police detective now / I was Robo Vac / Door to door salesman / No no no that's not right / Gnngh |
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After dedicating myself to the purging of crime hatred and the Spice Girls I hunted down the Dust Bunny / Not so fast scum / Okay I'll go slowly then / 'Kay |
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Take that / Die / Y'see Danny Robo Vac deals with all sortsa social issues |
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How cheap / Robo Vac / Y'know I bet we could draw a better comic book ourselves / Or we can study / Or we could watch tv / Aw heck let's study the tv / Compromise |
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Ergh where you goin' so early inna mornin' / It's Sunday so I'm going to church / Right So they can tell ya exactly what to do for the rest of your life / While you're up could you hand me the paper I want to see today's horoscopes |
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Hey kid when were you born / Early may / A Taurus eh / Whatever / Ahh Your lover will surprise you with a gift / Uh huh I don't even have a boyfriend Sarah / Maybe if you'd get up at reasonable hours every day |
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It shocks me that you follow horoscopes You're always so self assured and independant / I don't depend on 'em really I just like to read some daily insight / Sarah you get the same amount of insight from Doog and Blair / Now yer gettin' snippy Joyce |
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Tell me now Sara what's the point of horoscopes anyway They rant off some vague description that could happen to anybody and gets you / Here / Pacifier / Ooh cute bear |
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Wahh / Family trouble / Nope Titanic |
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Wow Joyce Titanic really upset you / Jack an' / SOB / Rose and people die an' / SOB / Jack / Heeyy how about at five we all go to the mall and hang out and forget all of that huh / I can't I'm going to go see it again tonight |
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Why don't you go see Titanic with me / A chick movie I don't think so / It is not / All they do is kiss to sappy music and the film's a hit / If you go see the movie with me tonight and you're not weeping puddles I'll happily give you my week's budget Deal / Leonardo DiCaprio makes it two weeks' budget |
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Fine Joyce it's a deal I'll see Titanic with you and if I tear up you get 20 bucks and vice versa / Which makes me 20 bucks richer by the end of the night / Here you'll need this / What / Kleenex |
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