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Okay we've got two bedrooms / Billie and I get one / And I get the other of course / You get the couch Howard / We have a couch / No |
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I need to get contacts before school starts / I think you should wear glasses / Really / You kiddin' Girls with glasses are dang sexy / They must be yer lap's gettin' uneven / DROOOOL |
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It's like beer goggles / Ooh nice glasses |
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Danny said my glasses look great on me / I'm not so sure / Take me now / Ew Leave me alone / What're you glarin' at / I messed in my pants |
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Danny / Joe and Howard ever since I've got these glasses they've been stalking me Drooling / Danny / You an' Billie wouldn't be having any problems would you / No She's mine |
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That's it I'm getting contacts / What / No / Um can someone point me towards the door |
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SCREEEEE / Walky / I told you not to call me that |
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Walky what are you doing here / It's Walkerton / Nevermind it's pouring Can I have a ride / Okies / Our house is just down the street / SCREEEE |
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This is a sudden visit Walky / I haven't seen you since / High school / Yeah / And we haven't talked since / Hey we talked plenty / Hey Billie / Don't talk to me geek |
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Here we are / Where are you staying / I dunno I'm just here fer this girl I know / Girl / I'm tryin' to find her friends / Haha You A girl / Bleah |
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Hey Danny I've got someone for you to meet / This is my / AAAAAAA / He looks like just like / Like who / Um no one |
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Your boyfriend's weird / Coming from you that's a scary concept |
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So how long ya been seein' him / Over a year now / Wow / 'Cuz fer you one night is usually en / Shut it |
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What's that / It's a drawin' of the girl I'm trying to help I hope her friends will recognize her / I dunno It needs more detail / I don't think I've seen anyone like that in my whole life / Too abstract I guess |
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So what've you been doin' with yourself Walky / Walkerton / Why are you so against Walky / I don't like it / But that's who you are to me / Okay Jennifer Billingsworth / DIE / Jennifer Billingsworth Jennifer Billingsworth |
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Billie and the kid are fighting / POW SLAM / Jennifer Billingsworth / I'll kill you / The kid's toast / BAP OOOF / Yep / Heck Billie usually beats me in fights / Everyone can Danny / Whoa Kid's winning / Yeah he Hey They cannot |
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Are you okay / Fine / Is this normal behavior for you two / It used to be / Where do you think I learned how to fight / Or how to kiss / Um / That was kindergarten |
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Did Walky leave / Nuh uh / He's out on campus looking for the old pals of his girlfriend or something / Joy I think / Joy You sure / SHRUG / She'd hafta be a real flakey bubly ditz to have any interest in Walky / Naw |
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So you're Billie's little dork pal / Um hi / Word is yer searching for some chick's friends here What she look like / What do you know about Joyce you slimey little worm / Urk |
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Y you know Joyce / Do I / I'm the one who threw her stuffed animals out the window I put dog crap on her chair I / Um I sorta wanted to find her friends / I miss her |
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This dweeb knows where Joyce is / So does everyone Joe / She moved to Africa to be a missionary / Wrong Tell him Walky / The tribesmen call her One with triangle grin / Joe |
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Okay Walky you've found Joyce's friends / Now what / Oh Um / She was wondering / how yer doin' / And stuff / Fine / Okay / Eh heh |
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You can tell Joyce that I'm doing very well / Oh and Sarah transfered out to complete her degree / Sarah / Her old roomie / We probably shouldn't mention Billie / Why not / Joyce had like the biggest thing for Danny / What |
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Joyce what / She had a huge crush on me / And I mean huge She actually told her folks we were engaged / Eeeeeee / Then poof Gone / That night Joe remembers too / Hospital / I refer to it as The great shit shower of 1999 / It's hitting me now |
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So um / Yeah / I'll be going now / BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM |
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You really leaving / Yeah / Well / Don't be a stranger / I won't / Hey I'll give you my email address / Good idea Me too / dwalkerton@semme.gov / Second thought lemme give you my hotmail addy |
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Who was that kid / I told you / No no he reminds me of someone / Joe / No not him / An' this is a photo of Billie with glasses from the side / Oh my pants |
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Ah've been contaminated / The bottom line was to destroy the aliens hit them where they live leavin' society in the dark / Human loss of life was pretty much a given / So much better that ah didn't care Why should ah Ah had nothing to care about / Not family / Not Danny / Not Tony / It was so much easier so simple when ah didn't care / But now / And as a result ah couldn't make the hard decision Ah didn't want the consequences / An' so ah was weakened / The cost of my new found humanity is / well humanity |
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Rise and shine / Now you all are wondering why I've asked you here today / Heh heh / All my hard earned information gleaned from humans and my stay in SEMME / was lost pending my H.Q.'s destruction / But as they say in the biz / Always keep a backup Yes |
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One by one after I've recovered the data imprinted in your brains sadly / you are unneeded / That's when those restraints you're attached to send electrical signals through your body killing you / Mind the process is much easier when the subjects are lucid and malleable / SNAP / Lights / The hills are aliiive / Heh / Yes |
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