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So I was all like Die aliens and they were all like Ack / An' then it was all I am your father an' You have a twin sister Got it all / The whole thing Luke / Woo |
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So what're we doing here / Dig stuff up and categorize it / SIGH / Very well / I found an Alanis CD / Put it with the others / Sound of Music |
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Ugh So glad we're home / It's late / How'd I do / We didn't die / I thought he was a good commander / Mmm hmm / You'll stand by me won't you Mike / No you anal wart pansy / Good commander bad commander he's the one with the fun |
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RRIIIIING / Pizza / I'll get it / That'll be $29.50 / Oops I don't got enough / There must be some way I could pay you / Ah'm stoppin' this dream now / snxxx / savings bonds |
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Pokemon / Yeah / It's not as good since Brock left / At least that's what Walkerton tells me / Right |
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Walkerton straighten your bed in the morning / Aw why / Now I don't want any drivel about having to unmake it every night If you're out of bed I want it made |
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Mike / You're oppressing my religion |
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You're cute when you're all withdrawn and angsty / You're cute when you're spiteful too so feel free to stop now / HOP HOP |
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The interpred space ranger Nacho Man is on patrol / Nacho Man readies his trusty / Rifle / Y'know actually being a top secret government agent really spoils my playtime |
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RING / POW POW / POW BAM SMACK / Morning people suck ass / It's 8 pm |
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Ahh quiet time / Everything is in its place and proper / order / Crikey / Hey Jason / I'm here to mess up your life and ruin everything / I wonder why he always stares at me like that |
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What's happening / Someone's hacking into our computer system / What The SEMME handbook says it's impenetrable / INTRUDER INTRUDER INTRUDER / Yes Dina / We must be dealing with a master We must dispose of him immediately / Uh oh |
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Well that was dumb Alex You were caught breaking into a secret government mainframe / I should probably switch off my computer before they can trace me / Right after I check slashdot.org once more |
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Open the door Mr. Dark Power 541 We know you're in there / KNOCK KNOCK / Dark Power 451 / Whatever Open this door / Not if you don't treat my name with the respect it deserves / Okay Dork Pooper 64 / TAPPITY TAP / That's it Now I'm uploading e chain letters to your mainframe |
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Dark Power 451 this is the government Step away from the computer / POINT CLICK POINT CLICK / Your Quake II BFG isn't going to hurt me kid / Damn |
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You'll need to come with us sir / What / You will be escorted elsewhere for questioning / Will there be net access / You'll hear from Harry Knowles about this |
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Dark Power 451 we caught you infilitrating SEMME central computer as of 12 06 am CST / You proceeded to / To / For god's sake / BLIP / Aieee |
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What the heck is going on / Looks like they ran out of ideas and desided to rehack old jokes by making us babies / Just think no jobs no work no worries We don't even need to use the bathroom anymore / That's OK I never did |
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SEMME / I'm the new sysop / Ah |
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So How'd you get this job / I hacked into your computer system / Oh / So what are you up to now then / Getting a job at the Pentagon |
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I used to be a college student myself / Mm hmm / I've always held an interest in dinosaurs so I've been studying accordingly And then I was abducted by aliens / And now I work here / At least it pays better than paleontology / Do I have a talk to me sign fixed to my back |
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Have you gone to see Sue at the Chicago Field Museum / No I'm not paying fifteen dollars to see a big lizard / Dinosaurs big lizards closer to birds / That reminds me I need to check Usenet |
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Alex / Almost done professor / The coding has tons of little loopholes No wonder it's been hacked into / How many times / Twice this year / I thought SEMME central computer was impenetrable / It is / Yeah like Britney Spears |
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Do you ever go home / Dina I don't want to get into this I am who I am and I'm happy with myself okay / I just wanted to check my email / Not a chance in hell Dina / SEMME |
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Hey Joyce I just found an amazing new use for my belly button / If ya lean back while ya cut yer fingernails they all fall into it so when yer done ya can scoop them all out at once / Ew gross / Joyce wait / Poo / Hey Joyce I found an amazing new use for your dog / You've got to find a better way to get her attention bro |
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Here we find a human male attempting to get the attention of his opposite gender / He is successful The female wonders about his diet |
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Freaky / Walkerton's been hovering over me all day / Oh wait I know / Walkerton / I like you Walkerton / Want some of my cookies Walkerton |
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Sal I need advice / Shoot bro / I've been trying to talk to Joyce an' see if she likes me / I've been doing everything Running around screaming stuff doin' jumping jacks / Sakes alive yer scarin' the poor girl / Maybe if I throw things at her |
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That's it I just have to come right out an' ask it / Do you like me / Okay maybe that's too direct / Do you like someone here / No no still too direct / Do you like guys |
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Walkerton yer problem is yer scared of Joyce / Scared / 'Kay intimidated / In yer mind she's elevated to an unapproachable level so yer uneasy 'round her / That's not / Hey guys / AAAAAAA |
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